‘’Sister. Are you sure this is not going to sound absurd? We will be an alicorn princess sitting on a pedestal in a classroom filled with children. They would blast oranges at us for our stupidity!’’

‘’Do not fret, my dear sweet Luna. It will only concern you had you not been active in this world lately so you might have forgotten some stuff, but do not worry.’’

‘’What thou art do you take us for, sister?’’

‘’Please, Luna, just trust me for once? And who is better enough to teach you than good ol’ Discord with his chaos magic be used for emphasis. If only he doesn’t take it far.’’

‘’You’re trusting Discord with this, Tia? Spirit of Chaos? The one we both turned him to stone? That Discord?’’

‘’You’re a lot more difficult to reason with than previously anticipated.’’

Sounds of childish giggles and airplanes being thrown out of the classroom's door were heard as the Princesses of Equestria were busy talking with each other, and had the alabaster alicorn forcingly push forth the younger princess into the classroom.

‘’Stop being so stubborn, Luna.’’ Celestia groaned. ‘’You need to learn the alphabet in order to do other stuff.’’

‘’It was your fault to banish us to the moon, Tia! And how do you know that we have forgotten the order of the alphabet?’’ Luna huffed, slightly offended, and turning away from her sister.

Celestia frowned. ‘’Luna, we’ve been over this. It’s because you have been inactive from this world for so long. Yes, I know it was my fault and I feel remorse for it but it was for your own good.’’

‘’Just because we were inactive from this world for so long does not mean we have become dumb!’’ Luna argued. ‘’We can still be able to speak, can we not?’’

Celestia opened her mouth to speak, but it fell closed again. She lowered her eyes, staring at the ground in contemplation. ‘’I... know that, Luna, but I merely want to be sure.’’

‘’So you’re saying you don’t trust us and are assuming or whatever you would call this... ridiculousness!’’

‘’Luna, I understand your concern and embarrassment flowing through you right now but please remain calm,’’ Celestia informed her sister in the most acceptable way possible.

Luna scoffed. ‘’How can we remain calm, Tia, when I’m learning foal stuff at this age in front of other foals? Discord, nonetheless, is even worse than that! How can you trust him? You know what he has done to us?’’

‘’I know...’’ Celestia looked down at the floor. ‘’But he has reformed, Luna. Believe me.’’

‘’Believe you?’’ Luna mocked. ‘’How can we believe you when you fooled us by sending us to the moon.’’

‘’Luna, that was a long time ago and it was for your own good! Honest! Like Applejack!’’

Luna rolled her eyes, protesting further.

From the side of the door, a few fillies and colts were staring at the arguing princesses with bags of popcorn as their way of watching entertainment. But a few moments later, their argument had stopped once they realised that they had created an audience.

‘’Bravo!’’ called an intimate voice. ‘’What a wonderful, wonderful show you have put on for the little foals whilst I come by for my teaching job after my tea party with my dear Fluttershy.’’ The draconequus smirked, conjuring a brown paper bag hovering in the air beside him with a picture of a yellow pegasus with a petalled, pink mane.

‘’Discord,’’ Luna growled through her teeth, wings flared and flowing a humming presence of magic through her horn, getting ready to attack the insane draconequus until her sister had prevented her to do so as she put a large, white wing in front of her sister, attempting to block her path.

Celestia glanced at her sister and their former tormentor, then gave a weak smile before kissing her sister’s forehead as a goodbye and flying onto the school’s balcony she would normally be at during class time.

Discord cleared his throat to get everyone’s attention and tapped a ruler onto Luna’s head which made her snarl at him. He gestured with his hands for them to get into the classroom and sit back into their daily assigned seats. Luna, confused, glanced from the right and left, wondering where she would sit since there were no empty seats left.

The draconequus merely rolled his eyes, snapping his talons to conjure up a throne for the Princess of the Night to sit in. Luna smiled at his kind act and took a seat on it until she realised her bottom was glued to it.

‘’Help,’’ Luna squealed, attempting to get her bottom detached from the stickiness. Soon she heard the whole of the classroom laughing and teasingly pointing their hooves at her. The Night Princess. Luna was taken aback by this. ‘’Who dare shall laugh at the Princess of the Night?’’ Luna spoke loudly in her royal Canterlot voice, having everyone appear silently frightened in the room. ‘’Do not fear, little one!’’ She cleared her voice, remembering she was still in her traditional voice. ‘’I- I mean...’’

Discord arched an eyebrow, and snapped his fingers again to give her a normal seat. Or so it looked like one.

Luna sat in her new seat until spiders started crawling onto her from out of nowhere, and the whole classroom began to laugh childishly at her once again which made her annoyed even more. She then turned to the draconequus, who appeared innocent with a halo hovering above his head, and sent a warning glare at him.

‘’Oh, all right.’’ Discord rolled his eyes, pouting and turning the seat into an actual normal one.

Luna smiled, nodding in approval. ‘’That’s better,’’ she said whilst taking a seat again to try it out but nothing came from it this time. No stickiness or spiders, no nothing. But she would not like to give him any other ideas. I suppose after a thousand years of experience with chaos magic, you’ll be pretty creative.

After the whole laughing ordeal, Discord teleported himself behind his desk with an orange on it and having a worm trying to make its way out. He tapped the ruler onto his desk to grab everyone’s attentiveness, and started doing squeaky noises on the board with chalk, having everyone block their hearing.

On the board was written ‘’#FluttercordForever’’ until his ears perked up to the sound of the foals repeating what he wrote on the chalkboard. Flustered and embarrassed, he looked at the board and quickly smudged it to rub it off but remembered that there was an eraser for this. He opened the drawer underneath his desk to grab a rubber and erased the writing on the board. Soon, he released a breath of relief.

Luna smirked from afar. ‘’We must inform Celestia about this, he finally came out!’’ But then a thought had struck her like a lightning bolt. ‘’Although our sister might have a crush on him! I mean why else would she want to reform him and invite him in everything?’’

Discord removed the lump from his throat by coughing, and began writing on the board with the chalk again. This time he had written:

My name is Professor Chaotic Bean, and I will be your alphabet tutor for today.

A colt raised his hoof in the air. ‘’Even for Princess Luna?’’

Luna shrunk in her seat, embarrassed, since everyone was looking at her with amazement (good or bad, she did not know), now that the colt had mentioned it aloud.

‘’Yes. Even for Princess Lulu.’’ Discord smirked, tapping a ruler on the Princess of the Night’s desk to switch her attention from thinking to real life.

The whole class began muttering in astonishment.

‘’Wow,’’ a filly piped. ‘’Learning with the princess? That has always been my dream! On top of that, it’s my first time being shown in front of them face-to-face.’’

A colt slid away from her. ‘’Really? We always get to meet Princess Celestia in the Summer Sun Celebration and she’s even our teacher in this school.’’

‘’Oh, yeah.’’ The filly giggled puerilely.

Discord tapped the ruler against the wooden desk twice. ‘’Silence!’’ he called. Everyone remained still and with no words coming out of their mouths. ‘’Now today, as I’m only teaching you all for one day, we will be revising the order of the Equestrian alphabet.’’

A colt raised an eyebrow and his hoof along with it. ‘’Um... *looks at the board* ...Professor Chaotic Bean? We’re not little foals anymore.’’

‘’Aha, but this princess now has the mind of one since she spent all her life on the moon so she might’ve forgotten some things,’’ Discord explained, looking at the embarrassed princess with a smirk.

‘’Seriously?’’ Luna rolled her eyes. ‘’Did you had to say that out loud?’’

‘’Why? Am I not supposed to?’’ Discord asked. ‘’Well, I’m sorry but these folks have to know why you’re here.’’

‘’That wasn’t very nice,’’ a filly called out.

‘’Yeah!’’ a colt agreed.

Luna smiled at their adorable innocence and smiled thankfully at them until they brought their attention back to the front of the classroom as the ruler got tapped against the table again.

‘’Love how supportive you are to each other, such friendship!’’ Discord hissed. ‘’It’s only a shame that ponies utilise their power against their own kind. Such stupidity, am I right?’’

There was merely complete and utter silence across the room.

Discord cleared his throat. ‘’Let’s keep going,’’ he said, writing an ‘’A’’ on the chalkboard. He pointed at the below space with his ruler. ‘’Now who can tell me what this is?’’

A colt raised his hoof. ‘’A is for airplanes!’’ He got a pilot’s hat from out of nowhere and placed it on his head, starting to make engine noises with his mouth.

A filly giggled immaturely. ‘’I thought this would be boring, but it’s actually silly.’’

‘’Not what I had in mind, but I like your creativity. We might even ride in one if you’d like,’’ Discord offered with a kind smile on his face, attempting to grab an innocent gasp out of the colt.

‘’Really?’’ he asked with bright eyes.

‘’Really.’’ The draconequus nodded, now writing the letter ‘’B’’ on the board.

Another colt raised his hoof. ‘’Um, about the previous letter, what were you thinking about?’’

‘’I hope it doesn’t involve something dirty.’’ A filly gave him a dirty and suspicious look.

Discord raised an eyebrow, then put his hands up in defense. ‘’How did you get those dirty yet creative juices flowing through your pony minds?’’ He smirked, tapping onto a filly’s head. ‘’But I was actually thinking about our dear cowgirl friend and one of the powerful Elements of Harmony, Applejack!’’

Luna scoffed. ‘’Of course you were. Everyone knows you only care and think about nopony but Fluttershy.’’

Discord blushed and scoffed. ‘’That’s not true!’’

Luna rolled her eyes. ‘’Let’s carry on?’’

‘’Right.’’ Discord coughed, tapping onto the next letter on the board. ‘’B stands for...?’’

‘’Banana!’’ a filly answered, giggling with the whole class.

‘’W-What’s so fun...?’’ Discord trailed off, his mouth wide open. ‘’Uh, I mean yes, that’s correct.’’

‘’C stands for cum!’’ a colt shouted out from the back of the classroom, drawing everyone’s eyes stare at him.

Discord froze. ‘’Where did you learn that word from?’’

‘’What? Cucumber?’’ The colt tilted his head sideways in confusion. ‘’Pffft, everypony knows that word!’’

The draconequus scratched his head, snapping himself out of his envision. ‘’Oh, never mind.’’

‘’Can I demonstrate it?’’

Discord felt lightning envelop around him, his ears twitching. ‘’What?’’

The classroom stood silent.

But he hadn’t realised. He was looking at all the white cream splashing onto the wooden floor as mares were widening their legs and the stallions were smirking at them.

No, he thought to himself. No, no, no, ’’NO!’’

‘’Discord?’’ Luna’s voice was heard, attempting to snap himself out of it. His shoulders shivered, trying to shove that imagination out of him. He hadn’t thought he would be scared of anything but losing his first-ever friend. Perhaps his preferences were not attracting the same gender as him and only had feelings for his friend?

At last, Discord shook them off but fell immediately onto the ground, having everyone crowd him out of concern. ‘’I... rather much prefer mares, not stallions. Although, I am not a pedophile for this. You can’t stop it.’’

‘’What?’’ Luna said, raising an eyebrow in confusion.

’’HI!’’ came a cheerful voice from the door. ‘’How’s Discord’s Alphabetical Lesson going on, sister?’’

Luna blinked, looking at her sister then at the floor. Celestia’s eyes followed hers.

‘’Oh. Oh my.’’

‘’Well, I guess you know Discord’s not as powerful as we thought he was.’’ Luna smiled crookedly.

‘’Luna.’’ Celestia looked at her crossly. ‘’Your... humour is amazing!’’

‘’Wait. Really? Thanks. I try.’’ Luna smiled confidently and proudly. ‘’Although, Tia, do you by any chance have feelings towards this draconequus... *kicks his shivering body* ...and dreams of having sex with him?’’

Celestia gasped, looking at the foals around them. ‘’Luna... what a thing to say about your own sister! And in front of the foals too. Besides, I would never have feelings for this... this...’’

Luna folded her hooves against her chest, smirking and looking at the frame on the wall that had a picture of her sister and a draconequus hugging tightly together.