Like a Sex Machine
Chapter 9: The Good Things, Baby (Alternate Ending + Hypothetical Sequel Hook)
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BY: cleverpun
“Alright, you can open your eyes now.”
Celestia did so, and Rarity was pleased to see that the Princess’ sclera had turned a lovely shade of mint green.
Rarity smirked. “So, Celestia. How do you feel?”
Celestia blinked slowly before answering. “Horny,” she said at last.
Rarity clapped her hooves together. “Wonderful! I’m so glad I bothered to learn how to do changeling hypnosis properly. All that conveniently short training with Chrysalis paid off. Really is so much easier than what I had to use on Pinkie and Applejack.”
Rarity flipped her mane aside and glanced around the throne room. “And where did Shining get off to?”
“He was muttering something about reinforcements. He threw up a wall to prevent us from following him. Should I go after him, Rarity?” Cadance asked.
Rarity sauntered over to Celestia’s throne. “On the contrary, reinforcements sound marvelous. All those athletic guardsponies will give the rest of you something to do while I break in the ex-Princess.” Rarity pulled herself onto Celestia’s throne, rather awkwardly since it was a fair bit taller than her. Once she was up there she spread her legs and her eyes flashed green for a brief moment.
“Well, you heard me, Celestia. You are quite horny, after all.”
Celestia didn’t move for a long moment. Finally, after another long blink, she walked over to Rarity and sat down.
“You really should’ve just let me do it the sexy way. Mind control is so inelegant. Plebian, even.” Rarity smiled. “Well, get started.”
“…Yes, Rarity,” Celestia muttered.
Rarity glanced at her entourage, milling about waiting for her permission to do something, several of them getting visibly aroused by Celestia’s mechanical display. Quivering, even.
“I don’t suppose it would be gauche for all of you to call me ‘Queen Rarity’ from now on?”
Everypony shook their heads in unison. Save Celestia, who was using more of a licking piston-y motion than a shake.
Rarity smiled again. “I thought not.”
Author's Notes:
I had an idea for a sequel where Rarity does community service and spouts innuendo to deal with her sexual frustration, but it'll prolly never happen. Prolly...
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So Rarity might have become a changeling. She might have hypnotized an entire town. She might have attempted a small coup. Sexy times might have been involved in all three. 'Might' is the key word here.
There was definitely no good reason to place a libido-locking, disguise-disabling, coutre-crushing collar on her. And the twenty thousand hours of community service was a bit harsh.
But she still has one hypnotized slave loyal friend left; the only one who managed to avoid Celestia's memory spell. And this entirely voluntary assistant has heard of an artifact that can dispel any enchantment, even one forged by a semi-deity. Worth a shot, right?
(Shining Armor = antagonist? Is he the vengeance type? Or is he merely appropriately paranoid?)