Author's Note: This chapter involves a lot more swearing than you have been seeing.

Cho'Gath slammed into Discord, who was sent sprawling into a large puddle of chocolate milk. Discord snapped his fingers and the milk swirled, and flew into Cho'Gath, sending him to the ground. He recovered quickly and dove at Discord, putting all his strength into this slam. Discord disappeared right before Cho'Gath could crush him. He rolled over on the ground in pain. Discord just laughed at his pain. Snapping his fingers again, Cho'Gath's left scythe appendage cracked and went limp. Cho'Gath roared at Discord, and ran at the god again. Who in turn, disappeared again. Cho'Gath felt pain as his body collided with the dirt. He turned and Discord punched him on the head with a boxing glove.

"Oh come now, you can do better than that!" Discord yelled out to Cho'Gath. Cho'Gath let out a growl, and charged again. Discord once again dodged, but Cho'Gath turned at the last second, and let out a blood curdling screech. Discord held his ears as he was thrown into a another house. When he stood up, his ears were bleeding, and he was severely disorientated. Cho'Gath seized the opportunity and slammed his left horn into Discord's abdomen. Discord fell to the ground, blood flowing freely from his chest where he was stabbed. He slowly stood up. "I think I might have a good challenge in mind for you."

Discord snapped his fingers, and various metals started to slowly assemble themselves. The end product looked like a futuristic version of Cho'Gath. Discord breathed on it, and gave the metal husk life. "Battle Cast Prime Model 13 reporting for duty." Its eyes started to glow. Reticules appeared in the eyes and they scanned the area before landing on Cho'Gath. "Target locked, firing salvo one." The metal beast lifted its shoulder, revealing a rather massive metal barrel, after a few seconds three long, metallic objects fired from it. Cho'Gath channeled the will of his summoner, activating his Ghost spell. Cho'Gath's skin turned a glowing blue and he seemed spectral. The metallic objects flew straight through his chest, and hit a building behind him.

The building went up in flames as a giant explosion erupted from the house. Twilight stared in awe, and Celestia stood, dumbfounded. Glued to the spot in pure amazement. Cho'Gath ran up to the metal creature and bit down, four to five of his teeth cracked, and fell out. The metal layering of this creatures skin seemed impenetrable to Cho'Gath's feasting. This did not tide well with Cho'Gath, his feasting ability had been his prime power. It was what made other enemies cower in fear. Now, all Cho'Gath could do was screech at this creature, which only sent it stumbling back a  few feet and didn't seem to cause any damage. Cho'Gath only had a few seconds to think before the other shoulder fired off three more metallic death things, as Cho'Gath referred to them as. Cho'Gath felt the power of his summoner surge through him, and he moved with lightning speed to dodge the metallic death things, which collided with a hill. The hill was completely destroyed, leaving a crumpled, flaming mass of dirt. The more death things the Cho'Gath replica fired off, the worse Cho'Gath's mood got. He was getting angry from the constant dodging and ranged projectiles. Finally, he took a risk and rammed the metal beast. He did minimal damage, and the most it did to "Battle Cast Prime" was make it stumble back a few feet. It took the chance to fire off a close range missile. Cho'Gath didn't have time to think, and acting on instinct bit down. When he opened his eyes, he was slowly moving backward. The death thing was in his mouth, pointing sideways. The force of the fire coming from the end of it was pushing Cho'Gath whatever way he held it. He did something rare, taking a moment to think, he turned his head toward Battle Cast Prime and opened his mouth. The death thing soared through the air and hit Prime in the mouth. When the smoke cleared, Prime stood there, half of its metallic mouth was just smoldering remains. Cho'Gath had found out a way to harm the creature, but it was not a quick process. Firing off another projectile, Cho'Gath bit down, but a bit too hard. The explosion pierced the air, and flames shot from the area. Cho'Gath slumped to the ground, half of his entire head was no longer recognizable and blood leaked from his separated jaw. Twilight's eyes widened, and she felt sorry for the creature. Then, she watched in amazement as Cho'Gath stood up, mumbled something with the remaining half of his mouth, and the wounds started to close up. About half way through the reconstruction the healing stopped.

"It always stops right when you need it most." Cho'Gath was mad now. Though he could speak fluently again, he would forever miss his left eye. Whatever wasn't healed in this land quick enough seemed to not come back at all. Prime looked at him and its eyes turned from orange to red. The reticules in its eyes turned a dark grey.

"Time for you to taste your own medicine." Prime ran up to an unsuspecting Cho'Gath, and bit down hard. Cho'Gath's right shoulder was filled with pain and shrapnel from the broken part of Prime's mouth. 'Huh, so this is how people feel when I eat them. Kinda hurts...' Cho'Gath thought to himself a moment, trying anything to keep his mind off the pain. He thrust both his scythe arms forward, and surprisingly, they cut deep into the metal near Prime's would-be gut. Though it couldn't feel pain, the looked in Prime's eyes showed that he would be feeling a lot of pain if he could. 'Good, I have found a few weak points.' Cho'Gath went over a plan in his mind. It would work out smoothly if done right. If done wrong, there would be enough Cho'Gath bits to feed the entire kingdom. He backed up, and just as he had hoped Prime fired another missile. Cho'Gath quickly grabbed it with his mouth, and ran into Prime, slamming his scythes deep into Prime's weak spot. He cut a hole open and shoved his head in as if he were pulling out someone's intestines. He let go of the missile, and it flew wildly around Prime's inside circuits. Cho'Gath pushed the metal of Prime's gut back and used his last summoner spell for the day. He surged forward, growing a couple feet and ramming Prime with a large amount of force, sending him sliding back into a house where there seemed to be crazy lights flashing inside. Boom. The explosion almost broke the eardrums of the nearby ponies, metal flew everywhere and fire engulfed the entire house. A white unicorn wearing magenta glasses took them off, and looked at the flaming house. "I guess I did need to move anyway."

Discord watched the events unfold, Chaos was not in his favor today. Cho'Gath was becoming a bigger threat each second. He had wounded the God of Chaos, bested a mage from his own world, and then blew up Discord's last resort. He thought for a second about just allowing the Elements of Harmony turn him to stone. He then remembered that Cho'Gath was barely in fighting order. Discord went over a few thousand outcomes in his head, and then a thought came to mind. Cho'Gath had started charging forward, Discord snapped his fingers and time slowed down to a near standstill. He raised both hands and directed his ability to Cho'Gath's mind. In just a few seconds he was sifting through the memories of the creature. His hand fell to one particular memory. It was like a blazing sun amongst tiny stars. He could see the family love for this memory, it was like a mother for Cho'Gath. 'How nice it would be to see him impale his mother' Discord thought to himself with a nasty grin. He grabbed the memory labeled "Morgana" and left Cho'Gath's mind.

Cho'Gath rammed into Discord, but something wasn't right. 'Why is discord wearing a dress?' The thought went through Cho'Gath's mind for a second before he realized the pattern with a look of horror. Everypony, and person, gasped. Cho'Gath pulled his horn out of Morgana, and she looked at him with a look of confusion. Discord's voice broke the silence.

"Oh isn't that unfortunate? It seems you just put your horn right through Morgana's right lung, she'll die of blood loss soon." Discord was enjoying every minute of Cho'Gath's pain. His eyes glowed less and less each second, and he was reforming back to normal size. Twilight was at a loss for words, one second Discord was preparing for his doom, and the next Cho'Gath was ramming someone in the chest named Morgana. She wondered who this woman was, and how she came to be standing there. Morgana was wondering the same thing, she was about to rip Leona's soul from her body when a voice in her head told her it was time to go. She then found herself with Cho'Gath's horn going through her. Cho'Gath had taken his horn from her chest and she was now lying on the ground gasping in whatever air she could get. Morgana couldn't cast anymore spells, she had been drained coming through the portal. The pain was not the thing hurting her the most though, what hurt the most was the look on Cho'Gath's face. His face was contorted into an emotion she had never seen since meeting him. Sadness. Pure bloodcurdling sadness, it tore at his soul. She could feel it, his mind was ripping itself apart trying to register what he had just done. The glow from his eyes had stopped, nopony or person there moved at all. That was when Discord realized his error. Upon bringing Morgana through the rift to Equestria by force, he had brought the two dimensions closer together. He then looked up, a look of horror on his face. He stared into the blue vortex as it shifted, and he knew what was coming.

Morgana struggled to rise from the ground, she used Cho'Gath as support. "I...I am so sorry." It was the only thing Cho'Gath seemed able to muster. Blood was leaking from Morgana's stomach fast, and she was going over anything and everything she had learned in the League. Nothing came to mind about being pulled through and inter dimensional vortex without a way to heal yourself. She cursed at the world, she was going to die and her death would scar Cho'Gath forever. A yell broke the small silence of the town, and everypony turned their heads to see Discord screaming at some blue vortex. But the vortex wasn't what Discord was screaming about, it was what came through the vortex and had landed in front of him. There lay a dog like creature, it had a long worm like tongue and its face looked like it had gems embedded in it. It got up, wagged its tail, and occasionally nipped at Cho'Gath's tail. The hill that the creature had landed on was now covered in odd creatures of all different sizes. They all looked at Discord, they had been pulled from their everyday lives and were now staring at some odd mix match creature. To say the least, they weren't happy. Another bipedal creature stood, it was covered in a dark blue fur, it had red eyes and its blue fur was covered in gold plates of armor. It took one look at Cho'Gath and scowled. Cho'Gath recognized him as Warwick, the Blood Hunter. He had gotten into many brawls with Cho'Gath, and Cho'Gath hadn't lost a single one. Cho'Gath watched as many of his friends and greatest enemies stood from the pile of bodies. Everyone of them had a similar cause, they all wanted Discord dead. Cho'Gath set Morgana up against a tree, and walked up to the champions. He looked at all the champions, who were staring Discord. Discord looked like he was about to piss himself. Cho'Gath walked up to the crowd, getting several growls and waves. "This beast, Discord, has brought you here by force. How about we band together for now and show him exactly what a few hundred Champions can do?" Cho'Gath put a lot of feeling into what he said, he was genuinely mad at something, the champions knew that. What he was mad at they couldn't seem to find out. One thing was for sure, you do not say no to a pissed off Cho'Gath. All the champions prepped themselves and Discord was about to turn around and run when a chorus of yells and screams filled the air. Spells flew, arrows were fired, guns smoked, swords swung, and things exploded. Cho'Gath turned his head and his eyes fell on two people. He walked up tot hem as they laid out a small plan. Cho'Gath looked down at the woman sitting down, she had blonde hair and armor that covered everything but her head. Next to her stood a seven foot tall crocodile wielding a gigantic semi circle blade.

Lux looked up at Cho'Gath and actually smiled. "That bite of yours hurts like the Void. You did a real number on me." Cho'Gath was surprised, after an endless amount of fighting and death between the two of them, she almost seemed happy to see him. Renekton turned his head at Cho'Gath, and his mouth bent in an odd way that looked like a smile. His reptilian voice was sharp enough to cut the wind.

"Your bite fucking hurts, you know that?" Renekton said, pointing to his chest where there were teeth marks. He laughed for a bit, an odd sound to Cho'Gath, and went back to talking to Lux.

"You both do well in battle, so after your done planning I expect to see you both on the battlefield." Cho'Gath gave them both serious looks. They both nodded at him. He turned his head to see the massive amount of champions fighting Golems made of soap, imp things made of cotton candy, and bipedal creatures made completely from leaves and tree branches. They seemed to be giving the champions a hard time, while Discord sat in the back sipping a glass of chocolate milk. He was literally sipping the glass of the cup, the chocolate milk being suspending in his hand as if it were solid. Cho'Gath decided not to argue with the logic of this world, because as far as he had seen the logic here was screwed anyway. 'Back to the battle.' Cho'Gath thought to himself. He noticed a newly forming Soap Golem and charged into it, the soap went everywhere, including his eyes. He stood there, in pain for a moment, but the pain in his retina subsided and he charged toward one of the walking trees.

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Twilight Sparkle walked up to the woman laying on the tree. She was bleeding from her chest and she was mumbling something that sounded like a song. Twilight had come for two reasons. 1. To heal her wound. 2. To find out who she is and what Cho'Gath is.Celestia had just lowered the sun and Luna's moon was gleaming. Twilight crept up behind the woman and heard the words she sang.

The sun is sleeping quietly

Once upon a century

Wistful oceans calm and red

Ardent caresses laid to rest

For my dreams I hold my life, For wishes I behold my nights

The truth at the end of time

Losing faith makes a crime

I wish for this night-time to last for a lifetime

The darkness around me Shores of a solar sea

Oh how I wish to go down with the sun

Sleeping, Weeping With you

Sorrow has a human heart

From my god it will depart

I'd sail before a thousand moons

Never finding where to go

Two hundred twenty-two days of light Will be desired by a night

A moment for the poet's play,

Until there's nothing left to say

I wish for this night-time...

I wish for this night-time...

The song was beautiful, and Twilight found herself entranced by the song. She snapped back to reality when the woman had finished the song. She trotted up and quietly sat beside the woman.

"It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon looks so marvelous tonight." The woman coughed blood as she spoke. Twilight had nodded at her sentence.

"Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle, I am Princess Celestia's student. I came here to heal you." Twilight looked at the woman, who was watching Cho'Gath rip a cotton candy imp a new one. "What is your name?" The woman turned her head toward Twilight, and a proud loom was in her eyes.

"My name is Morgana." She turned away, and pointed to Cho'Gath, "Isn't he such a good boy?" She asked, gazing at Twilight again.

"How do you know him?" Twilight's curiosity got the best of her.

"I met him in a forest, he saved my life and I brought him in like a son." Morgana still held the same proud look in her eye as she watched Cho'Gath bite open one of the nature elementals. She clearly held a great amount of pride for the creature. She obviously loved him in that family sort of way.

"So, I should get to healing those wounds of yours." Twilight told Morgana, and she held down her horn. The hole in Morgana's chest was closing up. Veins and arteries started to stretch across the hole, filling up the gap. Finally, the skin from a lung covered the hole, and skin replaced what had been a bloody mess not but a few seconds ago. Morgana was surprised, not even summoner's magic was strong enough to heal that much in a short amount of time. She might have gotten back the lung and some veins before the healing spell would stop.

"You should teach me that healing spell of yours." Morgana said, slowly standing up. She looked over the battlefield, Cho'Gath was dominating the playing field. He hadn't grown yet, because nothing he ate was made of the meat his diet craved, but he was definitely doing maximum damage. The battlefield was a mix of spells, swords, and soap.

"So you are like the creature's mother?" Twilight asked the question that was on her mind. Morgana smiled, and looked down at her.

"I guess you could put it that way. I care for him, and if I do not have the provisions his diet requires he usually goes to the battlefield and fills his hunger quickly." Twilight was a little green hearing about how much meat Cho'Gath included into his diet. A sudden explosion from the battlefield brought Twilight and Morgana's attention. There was a large metal beast on the battlefield. It stood on four mechanical legs, on its left hand it sported a glowing green cannon. On its right hand was another death thing launcher. On its back it had several green tubes going down its back. "Another Urgot robot? Interesting." Morgana watched the robot tear up the battlefield, soap golems were vaporized, nature elementals were on fire, and the imps were being blown up by death things.

All in all, the battlefield looked like a total mess. The rough ground was taking most the damage, and the hills were mostly leveled now. The look on Discord's face was priceless, he saw that he was losing and the champions were marching forward. Cho'Gath calmly led the march, and when they got to Discord's throne Cho'Gath stopped. Discord looked down into Cho'Gath's eyes. He was thinking over the millions of ways to end Cho'Gath's life in an instant. Oh but where was the fun in that? He had a much better idea. He stood, held up his hands, and clapped. Cho'Gath stopped, confused. "I give." Discord said, looking down at Cho'Gath. Cho'Gath's best friend Kog'Maw stood next to him, wagging his tail.

"I think we should eat him instead." Kog'Maw said, looking at Cho'Gath. He thought this over for a bit. Celestia walked up next to him and nodded her head.

"Discord has given up, you won Cho'Gath. No reason to spill more blood, your force already seems wounded enough." Celestia looked over to Cho'Gath, raising an eyebrow. Cho'Gath nodded his head, for once he was being reasonable. Cho'Gath turned, and starting walking away. He heard two things as he was walking. 1. A spell being cast. 2. His friend Kog'Maw scream. He turned around to see Discord with the most wicked smile on his face. His hand was smoking. He turned his head and saw his friend Kog'Maw spitting up purple goo. He knew what was happening, and there was absolutely no way to stop it. Kog'Maw's instincts were taking hold and he was revealing his most powerful attack. The Icathian Surprise was one that Cho'Gath had seem only once, mostly because he had protected Kog'Maw ever since the first time. A look of determination went over Kog'Maw, and he swiftly ran toward Discord. Discord watched as the thing he blasted started running toward him, oozing purple drool from its mouth. Discord only had seconds to think before Kog'Maw collided with him, and exploded.

Cho'Gath watched in horror, it was just like the first time. Kog'Maw had exploded sending the purple goo everywhere. The headless body of Kog'Maw stumbled around for a second until it fell down into a pile of its own drool. Discord was there, laying amongst the pile of goo. His entire lower body had been blown off and his organs were visible. Cho'Gath was about to sulk for his fallen friend, when Discord started to wake up. He looked down, and his face turned completely white. "AAHHH!"

Cho'Gath laughed at Discord, who was scrambling to stuff his organs back into the hole where his legs used to be. Cho'Gath walked up and put his foot on Discord's face, slamming it on the ground. Discord looked up into Cho'Gath's eyes. They were a burning emerald green and in them he saw his fate, a giant sharp-toothed monster. Cho'Gath removed his foot and let Discord lay there. He had a look of complete fear, and that fear fueled Cho'Gath's anger. Discord yelled and then looked toward Celestia. "Please! Don't let him kill me! I'll let you turn me into stone and I'll never return Please!" Discord was practically howling, his face was covered in tears of pure chocolate milk. Celestia shook her head and walked away. "No! NO! Don't leave me to it! Celestia! I- He was interrupted by a loud growling sound.

Cho'Gath looked him in the eye, his anger boiled over. "Death is not the End for you. I have seen to it. For Eternity, You Are Mine!" Discord screamed as Cho'Gath bit down, his teeth sinking into Discord's head. Cho'Gath flailed around, sending blood and what little left of organs Discord had left. Cho'Gath raised his head up and bit down again, ripping the flesh and skin. Blood leaked down his mouth, organs fell into his bloody maw.  He bit again, and crushed Discord's horns. Everyone recoiled as the crunch of Discord's horns broke silence. Crunch. Discord's teeth followed the horns, being obliterated by Cho'Gath's monstrous teeth. He bit the leathery wings, ripping them to shreds, and the finally, Discord's body disappeared into Cho'Gath's mouth. Cho'Gath stood up, the blood leaking through his closed teeth. He looked truly terrifying, and many of the champions backed away.

Cho'Gath just walked past them all, right up to Celestia. "Send me back to my world." Cho'Gath looked at all the ponies standing in the town square. Several of them had backed away from Cho'Gath. He had wondered why, that was about the time he noticed the glowing. There was an odd radiant aura around him that smelled of soap and chocolate. His eyes widened and Discord's memories flowed through his mind. It was too much. A near eternity of Chaos and madness. Cho'Gath collapsed, memories of Kog'Maw and Morgana flooded his mind. Then, everything went black. Next Chapter: Epilogue Estimated time remaining: 6 Minutes