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*few hours later. Cadence and Shining Amor are in the bedroom, laying in bed. Shining Amor uses his wife’s rear end as pillow*

“Tell me what happend cady”

*cadence looks down at her husband, laying with his face on her butt*

“Hmm i wrote it to you.” She answered

“Fair. Yeah, But did she fart?” He asked while chuckling a bit

“Yep, she was Reading, when is she not reading a book? Anyways. Then she just-“

She was then cut off, by her own fart.

grrrrrrpffffft

She just farted in his face. She wanted to try it, it was funny!

(SHINING AMORS POV:)

He felt the fart on his face. It was warm, loud, but in a low pitched way.

*she laughs*

“Did you just fart directly onto my face? That’s gross!” He said

He gagged, even tho the smell wasn’t even that bad. Just the thought of it. His beautiful wife, the ruler of crystal empire, the pretty alicorn, the well behaved perfect princess, just farted on his face.

“Ah c’mon! It’s not even that bad! Stop acting like you don’t fart on me, daily!” Answered his wife

“I mean yeah, but it’s just different. I usually find your farts funny. But isn’t it gross, childish, immature and disgusting to fart right on your husband’s nose?!” He asked while sitting up

(CADENCE POV)

She quickly sat up too, looking down while blushing. She was embarrassed. She would always fart, he would always laugh, or sometimes even call it cute! He loves my butt.
But was that too much?

She was overthinking a lot, so she wasn’t paying attention to her surroundings.

She felt a hoove pushing her face, into her husbands ass.

pffft

Shining armor let out a silent But deadly fart, into his wife’s nose. Just for revenge of course. He started to laugh, laugh, and laugh.

She pushed him away

“Oh so YOU Can fart on me? And Phew man What did you eat?”

Shining Amor laughed “you didn’t Think i was serious right? And i ate the same as you, somehow my farts are just worse. Im lucky to not have weak farts”

*Cadence raised an eyebrow at the ladt satement*

“My farts are weak? Huh? Just because mines not almost as bad as lunas! Like yours are!”

*Cadence replied while smirking. She Then quickly puts her hoof over her mouth.*

She didn’t mean to say the part about Luna.
Anyways she did, so No going back.

(SHINING AMORS POV:)

What did she just say?

He thought to himself. Princess Luna? Fart? I mean he obviously knew everypony farts, but princess luna, is the princess, who is the most uptight about that stuff. Well that’s how it feels. She never talks about such, she sometimes can have a big ego. The only royalty he had ever heard fart, was his sister, his wife, and of course himself.

Well to be honest, his sister acts like she never farts. Well he know for sure she does, the same with his wife. But sometimes even with himself.

“What did you just say about Princess Luna?”

He asked his wife confused, he was in fact very confused.

“Uh nothing” his wife replied.

“Did you just compare my perfect farts-“

*cadence scoffed at that*

“- to princess luna?”

He asked her again.

(CADENCE POV:)

“No. Just forget it” she Said.

She knew Luna would be mad if she found out, that i talked to Shining Amor about her like that.