How do you improve on perfection, once perfection has become outlawed?

Pinkie hopes to find out, with the help of Pinkie and several (mostly) willing volunteers.

After all, nothing bad ever came from mixing high-sugar coffee drinks and highly experimental magic, right?

Written for the Quills & Sofa's "Expanded Universe 2" contest as a sequel to Grand_Moff_Pony's The Amazing Arcane Alicorn Frappe

Reading the prequel is not required, but will make certain aspects of this story clearer.