Okay, in the next bit I returned to the OC and sat through many boring meetings with random OC's trying to convince them to join the Empire. *Cue Star Wars music* I managed to convince several hundred to join us, but an envoy from the NLR was also there. You remember how I told you about that OC who left for the Griffin Kingdom? She was there. She was an initiate in the Lunesian Order about the same time as I. She, once again, tried to kill me. However, I managed to escape. Anyway, that's all the important stuff from my trip to the OC. Now, back to Equestria!

War is not pretty. The battlefield, with the Republic facing the Empire and vice versa, with crows circling above was strewn with the dead and dying. The crows know that when two armies gather, a feast will be had. I was in the command tent, serving as Celestia's Aide de Camp.

"I think we should try to scare them off, before any more lives are lost. I have an idea, but I will need help. I need a guitarist, a drummer and a singer." I said to Celestia.

"Wut. How could that possibly scare them off?" She asked skeptically.

"Wait and see. I'll also need every soldier who isn't too wounded to, to show up. This song will require every last one of them." I replied.

"We'll roll with this idea then, but I am holding you personally responsible should anything go wrong."

"Dealio."

A squadron of pegasi flew across the battlefield and placed a stage in the centre. It was equipped for a concert, with strobe lights and massive speakers. 4 stallions, myself included, were on the stage. We had our instruments, now we just needed the crowd. A few of the soldiers had wandered over, and more were coming. They had no clue what was going on, but a concert is a concert. As darkness settled around us, the stage lights turned on. It was like that concert I had played at for that dying colt all those years ago...

As the music began playing, there was a massive mos

h. So I decided to crowd

surf.

Ponies can no longer cover their eyes

If this disturbs then trot away

You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of ten thousand hooves in the air

As we played, I looked over and saw much of the Republic's army running towards the crowd and joining us. It was a good show, one that Nightmare Moon could never forget. She fled the battlefield, over half her army defecting to the Empire. It was a great victory for us. And there was much rejoicing.

After the show, I was talking with one of the generals about the new weaponry. Suddenly I though I faintly heard some music, but I dismissed it.

"Is that what I thi- OH SHIT, IT IS! RUN!" He yelled out.

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN

Kaboom. As Nyan Cat hit the ground, there was a massive explosion that warped time itself. I was torn apart by the explosion, but I was alive for long enough to see one of my legs be blown off and fly past me. The Nyansplosion had hit right next to me.

So once again, I appear to be dead. But I had good Karma this time. I had saved thousands of lives, by playing music last night. Look out God, here comes another one. Hehehe. Time to party.

(A/N: Yes, it makes no sense. That's why the random tag is there. Have some movie/meme references too. I'm on holiday, so cut me a little slack. Enjoy.) Next Chapter: The end? Estimated time remaining: 1 Minutes