What better way for a franchise to reboot itself than with a boardroom full of old, white men trying to figure out what the hell a "yeet" is? Anyway, here's to new horse.
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It was a normal day in Equestria, until it wasn't.
Princess Twilight Sparkle is about to discover what happens when corporate focus groups dictate the direction of a franchise. The future is here, Boomer, and it is made of yeet.
Rated N for Noice Not Very Cash Money. Contains no G5 spoilers! Like, I didn't even get their names right! Cover art by LilPinkGhost!
"Have you ever wanted to read comedy that will make your soul crumble to dust in the BEST way possible? Do you want to witness a story on FimFiction actually use 'yeet' in it? Well, if you've been mercilessly crammed into the goat cages in my basement and are weeping for the sweet release of something more merciful than death, this is the story for you!" - Ice Star
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That's Why It's Not a Sequel [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 28th, 2021
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