Fancy Pants is tired of perfection. He knows very well that many don’t achieve the success he has, that fewer have the popularity that he does, and that none can claim to have a wife like his.
A humble pony he is not.
Yet, his boredom has faced against all of those niceties, ripped them to meaningless shreds and came out the victor. So he decided to take the reins of his life for once, no matter the consequences.
At least, that's what he told the warden of Canterlot Correctional Facility.
Many thanks for RDT for helping with the editing, and VoxAdam for giving me permission to inspire this Blueblood on his!
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