What happened to Crews A through S? We don't speak of them.
Read the disclaimer at the very bottom!
A mysterious organization known only as "The CC" emerged mysteriously on a mysterious night with mysterious motives. Their goal? To explore what was never explored before.
The problem? They've sent out nineteen exploration crews, only for each and every one of them to go missing. Also mysteriously, mind you.
And now, with their twentieth attempt in Crew-T, maybe something interesting will finally happen...
A play on the concept behind GMBlackjack's League of Sweetie Belles.
A sidestory to What If...
CONTENT WARNINGS: the complete and utter annihilation of the random tag, OC abuse, and the loss of readers' braincells. Also, the Crackhead Coalition.
Pay me money so I can buy new brain cells.
Submit your story down below with an embed, along with the worst summary you can think of, and I'll consider writing a chapter or two around it! I'll be sure to extract maximum clout out of the resulting garbage-tier horsewords. I can guarantee you that I will judge your story off its cover, yoink said cover and write a chapter knowing absolutely nothing about your fic except for the cover. That is your anti-quality guarantee.
(Also if you want I might also take What If-style suggestions.)
Disclaimer: I may turn down your suggestion for any reason, be it personal or technical. This entire story is written as a parody of anything and everything, so long as permission has been granted beforehand in the form of posting your story link in the comments. Expect your fics to be thoroughly mauled.
24 Chapters:
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Meet the Crewmates! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
1,046
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There is 1 imposter among us. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
884
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Crash-land [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
633
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Crash-land except the island is now obliterated and everything is on fire and oh dear Celestia we're doomed aren't we? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
607
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Hot dang, we're STILL in the air? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
548
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Intermission: keyboard-slamming with Twilight Sparkle! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
503
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Intermission 2: explosive Scootaloo [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
106
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Airplane food tastes bad. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
813
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The pranktastrophe [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
260
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Suddenly, watermelon! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
391
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Watermelon chapter the second: I'm not reading that 14,000-word chapter. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
212
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BoUNcy cHaOS and weird shipping [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
100
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The dashiest dash of all dashes [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
439
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...Cookie monster? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
410
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Messing with your characters :) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
807
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I whacc u with batt [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
648
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Lore time! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
526
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Journey to Uranus! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
420
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I pLAy PoKEMON Go eVerydAY [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
614
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Crash Course through the Tonkus-verse: The Beginning [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
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Tonkus-verse: gettin' crafty, then gettin' P O N Y [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
1,662
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T-V: Of all things... ANOTHER Sammy chapter??? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
407
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T-V: Blast off! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
149
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Chapter the last because this story's gonna be replaced by something else and stuff i guess [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 21st, 2021
230