Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 5
By TDR

Seven very angry females stared through Shining Armor's shield.

A whole crowd of wedding guests stared as well.

Mayor Mare silently thanked the stars she wouldn't need to have the town hall rebuilt again.

Ditzy had thrown the flowers and some how bounced them off the window frame before the shield could be raised, and they flew back out into the crowd behind the newlywed mare.

Princess Celestia raised an eyebrow and lifted her head looking up at the flower bouquet now impaled on her horn.

“Well. This is awkward.” The Princess offered.

“The tabloids are going to love this.” Luna rolled her eyes. “ Almost as much as that Zebra fertility dress you were caught in.”

“That was not a …. where's Rahs I need words with him about those pictures now that you reminded me.” Celestia huffed.

Rahs wisely had run the fuck away.

I wasn't going to do an epilogue i was gonna leave it mysterious as to who got it. But then i figured this might be funnier.