Hi, my name is Scootaloo and it's probably best if I catch everyone up to speed at what's happened in the past year.

So first off, you know Starlight Glimmer, Twilight Sparkle's newest student? Yeah well, turns out she's the biological sister of the princess of friendship. And if that shocked you, trust me, it shocked the rest of us too.

So Starlight went around telling everypony about her newly discovered relationship with Twilight. Starting with Twilight's friends who all fainted at one point or another. Starlight then moved onto telling Trixie who took it rather well. The two then told Shining Armor who...surprisingly also took it rather well? I guess he saw the signs at the crystal empire or something.

Moving on, the two sisters told Sunburst next who was Starlight's first friend, and he took in stride. Guess him not knowing Twilight made the whole thing easier for him to handle. Cadence was next, and according to Twilight, she made Starlight do the ladybug dance. I wish I had went to see it. I bet it would've been hilarious to watch Starlight do that silly dance.

Once in canterlot, the two sisters told Celestia and Luna first who both took the news very well. I don't know why everyone was just so non-chilant about it. I guess it might be because everyone thought Starlight acted enough like Twilght's Sister beforehand or something.

...I think I just heard Starlgiht yell "OH COME ON" just now. They told Moondancer next, and she's come by to visit from time to time, but me and the crusaders have been busy whenever she visited. There was one point however where Starlight left to her old village and when she came back, the changelings had returned and replaced everyone of importance. With help from Trixie, Discord, and the new changeling leader Thorax, the changelings were reformed and Chrysalis was defeated again; thus saving the day as per usual.

But yeah. Starlight actually saved the day. Same with Trixie and Discord too. There was even a party a few months ago because of it. Fun times. Anyways, a couple of days ago was the annual Sisterhooves Social event. And despite being new, Starlight and Twilight didn't just beat me, my friends, and our sisters...they won the whole thing. And now because of a bet me and the rest of the CMC made, we now have to do research on our family trees. Though Apple Bloom just tempted fate.

She said there was no way another bombshell like Starlight's could possibly happen. I should mention that while I don't think I'm biologically Rainbow Dash's sister, she has been both a good mentor and a great surrogate sister to me. I think I'm almost to the point where I can fly on my own. And it's all thanks to my mentor and surrogate sister Rainbow Dash.

I mean, there's no way I could possibly be related to Rainbow Dash right? ...Right? I'm not tempting fate here am I?

I'm totally tempting fate here, aren't I? Famous last words...in I go to the lion's den. Here's hoping I come out the same way I went in. Also famous last words am I right? If I don't come out the same way...then it was nice knowing everyone and it was fun while it lasted. I had a good run, but here I go. No turning back.

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I tempted fate didn't I? Be honest. Because lying is so not cool.