"Who the hell are you, you had four fathers and one mother?" I threw up my hands and aimed at him.

"Oh, stop talking nonsense! I am not your enemy, and take these things away, there is no point in them."

Discord snapped his fingers, and then both gloves and glasses fell off me to hang in the air, and my elongated white hair rose in the wind. I looked angrily at this creature, my hair gave off the sound of electricity and sparks of lightning ran through my body, but they did not bring me pain. All this magic surprised me, but I started to vomit because I felt my body spinning in a circle, but I stopped. And with a snap of his fingers he threw my things into the snow next to me, and then with a friendly face he came up, held out an animal paw to me and shook it. My hair fell into a calm position and I looked at him questioningly. But he spoke first.

"Let's try again! Hello! My name is Discord, I am the lord of Chaos, by the way I like you. I saw what you and your friend are capable of, my element."

At that moment Trixie and my robot came up to us. Glancing at Discord with irritation, she blurted out, not letting me say a word. "YOU DISCORD WATCHED US ALL THIS TIME AND COULD NOT HELP?"

Discord calmly looked at the pony and greeted her. "Hello Trixie." Then he hugged us and made us look at the place where the fight with the wolves took place. “Look carefully at all this! Was my help really needed?"

Trixie glared at Discord relentlessly and pushed aside his lion's hand. "Actually, we could have died here! And now you are standing and scoffing! It was NOT YOUR BLOOD SPILLED HERE, BUT HIS!" And she pointed her hoof at me, then turned away and walked away in the direction of her van.

" You think so too, human? By the way, you never gave your name." I also took his hand off my shoulder and followed Trixie along the way, turning around and said.

"My name is Heart Path"

"You must forgive me Heart Path! But I must not interfere with fate when it makes sense. Believe me, I would not allow your death. But mind you, a simple mortal mare saved your life and as a result you made peace with her. And even more, you became friends with her, namely Trixie now needs a friend to save her from loneliness and in eternal wanderings and searches for her destiny! And now she has found a friend in your face. And if I intervened in your party, then everything would go in a different scenario. I hope you understand me perfectly? "

That Discord voice in my head made me turn to him with a questioning look. But he teleported right in front of me without hesitation, which frightened me. I don’t think you can quickly get used to such a phenomenon.

"Yes, you understood everything correctly. Only you can hear me. By the way, a great hairstyle, but something needs to be fixed."

Then he touched my head and a whirlwind of energy began to tickle the back of my head. And that long white hair pulled back to my previous length and again took on a dark shade of chestnut. Yes, I like this strange guy, but I had a question. "Do you know why I had such unusual hair? Explain to me. And thanks for taking it away, but I started to feel like a fagot!"

This time he spoke to me as usual, but with a cheerful, cheerful voice. "These are all the consequences of passing the portal. But do not pay attention, I can only say that now you are in this world, and not in the one you are used to! In this world, the very essence of life is based on magic. You still have a lot to learn."

And leaving me with these thoughts, he decided to take a closer look at my robot, which was quietly sitting and watching what was happening. "Hmm ... Interesting thing." Then he snapped his fingers and changed the style of my robot's mane to Iroquois.

"HEY! Don't touch him, leave it as it is!" I yelled at Discord.

My robot objected back to me. "Actually, I love it. Thank you Mr. Discord!"

I shook my head and put my hand to my forehead. Okay, let him go as he wants. In the end, although he is a robot, in the short time that we know each other, he was able to prove to me that he is also a person. Especially his humor. "Okay! Discord, can you conjure a bow on his tail, and even one that is the most girly you can think of?"

Night Mist, turned its head towards me with its idiotic, lifeless eyes and spoke. "And you are an optimist sir!"

Trixie had been quietly putting her things in the van all the while and putting out the fire. And then I remembered Discord's words about how he described our complaint with this mare, who today found a friend. How bad is everything in her life that she reminds me of myself before falling into the portal? Lost in thought, I called out to her.

"Hey Trixie! Are you ready to move on or do you need help?"

And coming closer to her, he looked into her eyes. She looked as tired as I was, but we must muster the strength to leave this parking lot. She looked at me then at Discord, who was continuing his experiments with the tail style for my robot. Welcome to the society of idiots! I think they make friends with the Night Mist.

"Discord !?" Trixie screamed.

He teleported in front of Trixie, leaving my robot bored. "Yes !? What do you want from the Lord of Chaos?"

"Can you take us to Canterlot?" And she did what I was surprised to put it mildly. But it was interesting. She pressed against one of his legs and began to plead with him, making a puppy look and rolling out her lower lip. Well, I mean the lip on the head! "Please?"

Discord scratched his chin thoughtfully and replied with a smile. "No! But I give you my gift as a consolation. Now I beg your pardon, but I have to go." After these words, the Lord of Chaos disappeared, leaving behind a rain of streamer and candy.

Heh that's a joker! While I was recovering from what I had seen, a robot came up to us and pointed to the containers with cargo that had taken off, on some wings that had grown on their sides. The whole load was hovering funny in the air, apparently waiting for them to be taken by the rope and pulled along like balloons. This world, with its magic, can write me a referral to psychiatry!

"Okay, let's get out of here before I go crazy about this place! Night Mist, you fasten the rope with these containers to the wagon, and then harness it yourself, Lady Trixie, and we will walk alongside you while you show the way." Onward to Canterlot! " I handed out commands and everyone approved of this proposal.

"Yes, you are a real gentleman!" Threw a joke Night Fog.

Events in the palace.

The Lord of Chaos, with his love for the unexpected, decided to present a small surprise to one sweetly sleeping beauty. He quietly lay down on the wide bed to stroke the pony's nose with a feather. Yes, this king's bed has a long history, Discord remembered well how much love juices she had absorbed. And how many times the servants and guards, passing by the royal chambers, crowded near the doors to listen to these hot moans of their beloved princess. But they did not really know who the lucky one was who experienced the warmth and passion of Princess Celestia this time. There were rumors among the castle guards that it could be someone from the night guard or officers. Or maybe someone else, but they never could see who entered Celestia's chambers. The rumors from the servants of the castle were even better! It was said that their beloved princess, in essence, does not like to apply a soundproofing spell on her room, because she wanted everyone to hear how happy she was in these moments of ecstasy! And she moaned oh so loud. Some guards at the post, could not stand the stand at attention and with words: YES GO ALL TO HELL! Throwing their spears on the floor, they began to rub their hooves between their legs, after which the next morning the maidservants of the earth ponies cast irritated glances at both idiots on duty on this shift! Because how they had to wipe those sticky puddles on the carpet. They terribly did not want their beloved princess to come out of her chambers and stepped on all this mess with her golden shoes. The duty shift of the guard always apologized to the maids, smiled stupidly, but then invited these mares to go on a date with them in their free time. The leash maids rolled their eyes, but then they smiled sweetly in return and gave their consent. After all, stallions, and even guardsmen, this is a real jackpot, for every mare. It is noteworthy that over the past five centuries, the ratio of fertility of mares and stallions has been approximately five to one. Which in turn gave both a positive result and a negative one. The good news was that there were fewer wars, well, except for the small fights between mares over stallions! The bad thing was that even if a law was introduced on herding communities (harems, where, according to the law, a stallion could have no more than four mares in a herd, but over time this number increased and everything depended on the life and capabilities of the stallion itself), many mares did not could find love in the herds and so remained alone until old age. Well, or they relieved their need in other ways, for which purpose special shops and clubs began to massively open throughout the kingdom.

Over time, the law on permissible polygamy, at the suggestion of Princess Cadance, was expanded and amended. So this amendment allowed for the possibility of interspecies love. This was done in order to attract males from neighboring states, which gave its advantages. The first is that Equestria mares could find love, for example, for a griffin and they were happy, and mares were satisfied. The second is what helped to establish relations with the neighboring kingdoms and carry out trade and tourism. The third was the exchange of culture and art of different peoples. In general, all parties benefited from this law, for which many were grateful to the princess of Cadenza and gave her special honors. She was given the right to the first wedding night, in order to experience the capabilities of the male. And this despite the fact that she was married to the Shining Armor. Yes, everything was in her desire and the Shining Armor had no right to interfere. Their royal marriage was concluded on such conditions!

But we got distracted. So, Discord was the one who knows this lucky guy who spanked Sunny's ass! And more than once.

The discord didn’t have time to reach for Celestia’s nose with a feather before a blue aura enveloped his hand. He rolled his eyes and turned around on the bed and almost jumped out of it when he saw Princess Luna standing a step away from him! She shook her head negatively and put a hoof to her mouth, showing silence.

"Quiet Discord. Not today. She had a hard day, let her sleep well. Follow me," Luna whispered and poked her hoof on Discord. Then she walked around the bed on the other side, where her sister was sleeping peacefully, and bent down to gently pat her on the cheek.

Discord smiled looking at this cute picture in the same whisper. "Perhaps you can offer me something in return, breaking my intimate moment?" And raised his eyebrow.

Luna looked at him and offered. "I'll meet you at my tower, we'll talk there."

One by one, they teleported to the designated place and both went out to the balcony where there was a telescope. Light snow was still falling outside as planned by the forecaster team. And standing on the balkon of this high palace tower, where Princess Luna usually liked to spend her nights, one could see the sleeping city. Only light from street lamps and patrols of city guards passing along the roads decorated this landscape.

"Forgive me Discord for interfering with your plans with my sister." Luna said, weighing her hooves over the balcony railing.

"It's no big deal, you know that we have not lived for the first century. And how many such beautiful nights will be ahead. And all thanks to you." Then he went up to the princess and hugged her shoulders, demonstrating his affectionate friendship for her.

Nobody knew about this side of the Lord of Chaos, except for two princesses who have known him for centuries ... Yes, at times he did evil, but it always brought good results. For many ponies, he covered the path to their happiness with thorns. But they passed the hard way and faced threats and problems, learned to overcome them, to become stronger in soul. To be a caring and strict father of all living things, this is his mission, to be a whip. And not everyone understood this, but the princesses knew about it. Such is his fate, to be persecuted and sometimes hated. Many did not like him and were always wary of his presence. In the eyes of ordinary ponies, he was nothing more than a jester. But among these ponies there was one oil-yellow pegasus, who no matter what and no matter how they were against her friend, she gave him a chance! She stood up for him when he, in turn, did not want it, but she saved him again, throwing her amulet of harmony at the feet of her friends. The very kindness radiated by this mare burned out an evil vice in his heart! And this mare's name was Fluttershy. Discord will not forget that moment. He never cried in his life, from the emotions he had experienced, but everything turned upside down in his mind, that day. Fluttershy, by her nature, was able to see the soul of the Lord of Chaos. And in it was written his fate, to be Chaos itself, in the name of Good!

Luna pressed her cheek to Discord's chest and spoke warmly. "I can sense your worries, but please find peace in my company. Today is too wonderful a night to destroy with excitement."

Discord sighed and said, "Yes. You're right ... You know what? Let's have some fun!" A bottle of wine and a lot of poker cards floated in front of the princess's face with my fingers flicking through the magical aura!

Luna looked into Discord's eyes and smiled, drooping eyelids. "You read my mind!" Then they both teleported to a warm room and sat down at a table near the fireplace.

Discord used his magic again, uncorked a bottle of wine, poured it into glasses and began to deal cards. Luna was also resourceful, took a sip from her glass and played music on her magic gramophone. Heh yes, at one time, by order of the princess, DJ pon3 made this installation for her. Luna was a fan of club parties and was often a welcome guest at one of Canterlot's establishments. Of course, if she was free.

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"My sister has already given me the news of our guest's arrival, but I want to hear more from you." Luna said.

"Oh, everything is wonderful! But I did not know that you would involve your agent in this matter. It was resourceful, but could have warned me." Discord said and after looking at his cards, he decided to increase the rate.

"Yes it is. And I didn't tell Trixie exactly who she had to pick to surprise her. I wanted to see her reaction to the alien, but you will tell me about it. " Luna folded her chips to call and made a poker face.

"Actually, everything turned out very interesting and I helped a little. Summoned a pack of tree wolves and put on a show for these two. Your Trixie passed the test, despite being his captive, but as a result, she found a friend! Now they are on their way to Canterlot. and I think we will leave the next move to Celestia. Well, it's time to reveal the cards!"

Luna looked at her two pairs and laid them on the table. Discord scratched his beard, sipped a glass of wine, and folded the cards with a smile. "Well, me Set!" - Discord shouted and rubbed his hands in anticipation.

Luna deflated and rested her head on the table in defeat. "Are you bluffing again?"

"Well, don't think so, my beautiful princess Luna, you yourself know that these cards are enchanted for fair play."

"Well, what do you want this time? I say right away, the offer of anal sex will be categorically rejected!"

Discord thought a little, looking into the sad eyes of the princess and said. "Oh no, my dear Luna, I will leave these gifts to your sister ... But I need the truth!"

Luna raised her head from the table and looked at the Lord of Chaos in surprise. "What exactly?"

Discord stared at the princess, studying her emotions, and then spoke in a serious tone. "Who is Trixie for you? Don't tell me what I already know!"

This unexpected question scared Luna. "Maybe sex is better?"

Discord put his feet on the table, threw his hands behind his head and grinned slyly. Than gave hope to the princess, to replace her punishment for losing. But this did not happen and the Lord of Chaos insisted on the option with the truth! Luna lowered her head sadly and said.

"I'll tell you the truth, but you have to make a promise that this will stay between us!"

"I will be as dumb as the grave! And now I am listening to your story."

Luna left the table and went to the window, taking with her wine in a magical aura.

Memories Princess Luna.

Twenty years before the release of Nightmare Moon.

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At that time, my spirit wandered alone, across the vastness of my ward. For almost a thousand years of my exile, I have become accustomed to this place. To my moon ... And my spirit wandered within these limits, finding no rest on the dark side and giving me fleeting consolation on the one that was illuminated by the Sun. I knew that my release was coming soon, but the evil spirit always triumphed over my essence. The bitterness of loneliness and the fate of a prisoner gave me despair. My time was running out, my hope was dying and I needed comfort.

Every day the same vision haunted me. In it I was a young princess. I went into my sister's room and saw her sitting in front of the mirror. Celestia put on her make-up, getting ready for the ball, so that she could fool around with the next stallion in some pantry for storing mops. Yes, I remember that she loved such adventures. And the stallions liked it too, as long as they had the strength to do it. But the point was that all the life of the court, petty intrigues and acquaintances took place during the day. And at night, when I had to deal with the duties of the guardian of dreams, I felt lonely. The stallions shied away from me, not finding me a suitable match. And all because I was the princess of the night! And the day was not in my power. But why is this not fair? I thought at such moments, standing on the balcony. Why doesn't the pony like my night?

Already at that moment, my soul was seized by envy and other vices that imposed darkness on me! One summer evening, when the ponies were still walking around the city, I broke down and fell in anger at my sister! I raised the moon ahead of time and lowered the sun, it resisted me and for the fact that I invaded her element, it cursed my soul, destroying its light! Celestia ran into my room, but she no longer saw her sister in me, but only Nightmare Moon!

But that is another story.

And then once, being in captivity, I prayed to the stars and asked them not to leave me and not go out. Send me hope! As I looked into space, tears of remorse flowed from my eyes. And these tears soared into the heights, further and further until an unknown force gathered them together. Then I saw how someone's spirit came down to me from the sky holding a star sprinkled with my tears in my hands, it was the spirit of a comet. He walked around me in a circle and stood near my face.

“Glory, Maiden of the Night! I brought you good news. Your prayer has been answered and you will receive Consolation! Don't let this soul perish. "And after these words, he touched my chest with his warming hand and took out a particle of the soul's fire from my heart." This is your reward for patience and peace, your daughter, not born bodily, but from the spirit. I will place her in your home world, so that she, having passed her thorny path, will take part of your burden and suffering upon herself."

Then this spirit flew to heaven and took my daughter, part of my suffering, to my home planet. And I found hope for salvation.

In one of the villages in the province of Filidelphia, a large earth pony stallion was walking along a park alley. He was going to meet his favorite waitress in a local pub for a drink after work, but then he heard a foal crying from the bushes. The stallion parted the bushes and saw there a basket in which lay a newborn unicorn foal, with blue hair and whitish with a blue tail and mane. There was a note in the basket with the words: Help this soul not to die!

The stallion took the basket in his hooves, pressed it to his chest and said. "And what kind of a whore could do that? Leave such a sweet little one alone. Eeeh, I'll take you home, and then we'll decide with my wife what to do with you!" And taking the basket in his teeth, he decided to change his plans on the account of drinking and go home. But before he had time to go far, a sound similar to a whistle was heard behind him. He turned around to see what it was and, in his fear of fright, pulled the basket out of his mouth! Above the entire village on this already darkened evening, the sky was lit up with a column of white fiery ray directed high and directed towards the night luminary. The whole spectacle lasted another whole five minutes. Then everything instantly stopped and calmed down. And only the cry of the foal crawling out of the basket brought the stallion to his senses. He grabbed the basket with his teeth, still coming in confusion and fear, ran to his house, remembering his late grandmother on the go ... Who loved him very much and her name was Beatrix.

Luna looked at the sleepy Discord and gulped down all the wine from the bottle!

“I want to say to you, thank you for listening, my soul felt calmer from what I shared with someone. By the way, amazing wine!"

Discord lifted his head from the table and began to walk around the room here and there, and finally went to Luna to hug her. "But in this whole story I do not understand one thing. Why did you not accept her as your daughter?"

Luna looked into his eyes and said. "Her time has not come yet to find out the truth, she must go through her difficult path. And if everyone finds out that she is my daughter, many politicians and my sister will simply boil their brains and my suffering will return to me!"

Discord listened to her and decided to console her in his own way. "I give you my word Luna! I will look after your daughter and her new friend. I promise they will have a thorny path!"

"If something bad happens to my daughter, the world will receive the second coming of Nightmare Moon. My gift and curse." Luna said in a serious tone, but then relented and added. "You promised me fun! So go ahead, go for it!"

Discord snapped his fingers and the furniture in the room perked up, then began to dance to the club music.

Bloody idiot! I gave him a hint, but he did not understand everything as he would like. I'd rather see this man that Trixie has to deliver by tomorrow evening. Well later, I'll find him in the dreamland if he sleeps.- thought Luna.

Princess Celestia lay down on a pillow in her office and studied the scrolls of documents, then straightened her pen and a blank sheet of paper. She remembered that the holiday was approaching, and wanted to invite Twilight Sparkle and her friends to the palace for a party in a small circle. Well, at the same time arrange this long-awaited meeting with an alien, introduce everyone and determine the further fate of their guest from another world. Of course, if he is still alive! Ato Discord is a fool! He can ruin everything, that's his way. Yes, Celestia promised not to interfere with their plan, but sometimes such plans have to be adjusted.

She finished her letter and lit the horn to send to Twilight. Then she called the secretary and gave instructions. "I ask you to invite the commander of the 4th Guards Company, Major Fast Strike, to me." The pink unicorn mare with the golden mane bowed and went out to obey.

Ten minutes later, the major in question, a brown pegasus with a short gray mane and tail, stood at the reception in front of Princess Celestia. In his appearance, combat experience was felt. He wasn't just a shitty staff officer like those many praetorian unicorns serving as palace guards and acting like mummers, idiots in Her Majesty's parades! Under his command was a select detachment of air gunners. Usually these pegasus were armed with short crossbows attached to the front left hoof, but they were also trained in hand-to-hand combat with a short sword. Their goal was to wear down the ground troops and then engage in hand-to-hand combat. But in peacetime, this detachment was used to detain criminals. In general, it was a kind of aviation special forces. Major Swift waited quietly for Celestia to sign the papers so that he would finally know the purpose of his assignment.

And so Celestia put her stamp on the document and gave it to the major. Then she rose from her throne and walked almost firmly to Major Swift Strike and looked seriously into his impassive face. "You must set off on the indicated course, find and capture the indicated in the documents, the pony and the one who will accompany her. This is a two-legged creature and it can be dangerous! BUT REMEMBER! NO ONE, I repeat, NO ONE should be hurt while completing this task ! Do you understand me?"

“Yes, your majesty! I got it! Allow me to start implementation? " The spetsnaz commander snapped his hooves.

“Follow the major! I await your report tonight.” Celestia said and returned to the throne.

Major Swiftstrike walked out of the throne room, holding a scroll of orders in his saddlebag, and headed for the guards' barracks. When he entered his office and sat down at the table, the first thing he did was to study the document and this is what he saw.

Order: send the 3rd platoon, 4th guards company of the aviation special forces to intercept and capture one unicorn pony (hereinafter the description of the data, name, etc.), as well as one bipedal alien. Approximate location of the North Trail area in Canterlot. In the event of resistance, the use of force is permitted, but the Targets must be delivered alive. If that's not possible, back off!

The commander of the special forces, having read the order, mentally swore at the stupidity of his superiors. Why did they need his detachment for these purposes? You could send a regular guard of unicorns and earth ponies. Then he scratched the back of his head with a hoof, took out a flask of cognac from the safe, took one sip and, twisting at the strength of the drink, exhaled.

"Duty Officer!" The major shouted into the corridor of the barracks.

A white pegasus wearing a safety helmet entered his office and made a presentation. "Senior Lieutenant Shaggy Hoof, has arrived at your order sir!

“Gather all the guys from the third platoon, take bolts with rubber tips from the arsenal. We are on a mission ordered by Princess Celestia. Do this!"

The duty officer, putting his hoof to the helmet, reports. "Yes, sir!" He ran away to carry out the order.

The major once again expressed his disapproval of the upcoming mission and with curses went to the armory. "Idiocy, but an order, there is an order!" And, pulling the helmet over his head, he continued on his way.

POV Heart Path

Our journey took about two hours, and I noticed that Trixie was walking beside me with her eyes closed. Yes, it made sense, the time was later. My glasses were still set to Earth time and showed 2:27 am. I felt that I was about to fall off my feet and, placing my hand on Trixie's back, gently pushed her to get attention. She turned her head towards me but her eyes were half-closed and she began to yawn.

“Trixie, we need to take a break and get some sleep. Go to your van, I'll pitch a tent, but first I need to get these containers off the air." I said the last words with a slight irritation from my position and continued to develop my idea further. "The Night Fog will be on guard all this time. I am sure that we are under reliable protection."

But my exhausted body, due to the events of the last twenty hours, was against this idea ... I fell into the snow, losing consciousness...

Visions in a dream.

If this continues, then I will not be able to fulfill my mission. It has been ten years since I finished my military service. I remembered how our repair company of forty soldiers and officers walked all night to the place of evacuation of multiple launch rocket systems. These were teachings, but they were close to reality. I followed the company commander with a submachine gun on my shoulder and a drum on the other! Yes, yes, I was the drummer of the company and always walked in front of the column. They were accompanied by several armored cars, it was cold outside because of the strong wind. The face was constrained that even icicles hung from the eyelashes. But we are soldiers and must endure all these hardships, show patience and courage. We walked for a good four hours on a snow-covered country road. Many were already tired, but the commander ordered them to go to the camp for another three hours without stopping. We heard curses from the column, but the commander, as always, was cheerful, answered them with jokes and tried to cheer up our company.

"Private K ......!" (He gave my last name)

"I am listening to the comrade senior lieutenant!" I answered the commander and shivered from the cold.

"Play the march with the trumpet player! Let the guys cheer up." Our commander gave an order that made me smile and finally feel useful to our company.

Note from author: In this part of the story, I want to apologize to the readers. But I wanted to convey my feelings by showing a piece of the Russian spirit.

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"SO EXACTLY Comrade Senior Lieutenant!" Then I nodded to the trumpeter walking alongside, and we set off under the "military march". (Farewell Slavyanki)

I heard voices of approval from the marching columns of soldiers. And you know how it immediately got warmer, especially on the right side. I turned my head towards this phenomenon and saw something that made me laugh heartily ...! Princess Luna walked beside me with a fluttering blue mane! With a mixture of emotions, I looked around and saw a pony with wings following me. I remembered that in mythology they are called "Pegasus". They wore golden armor with black stripes, and their helmets reminded me of the Roman Praetorian Guard! They walked in an even formation in a column of three ponies. I looked at the princess again, but did not have time to say a word.

"WHAT? You have an interesting dream, do not be distracted, it is interesting for me to see a part of your world, in your memories." As if nothing had happened the princess asked me.

I rolled my eyes at all this, I think I'm already crazy. But looking at Princess Luna, silently looking at me, I turned my head and said. "It's been half a month since you met me in a dream and after everything that I saw in the first hours of my stay in your world ... How is it, Equestria, right? Well, the first thing you say to me is" WHAT? " Hmm ... I think my robot friend will have a good company of pranksters."

Princess Luna smiled at me charmingly and spoke innocently. “I must ask your forgiveness. Heart path. But I didn't mean to distract you from your sleep, just a little surprise."

Yes, it was Lady Luna who was the first person I saw in my world then. And even then I admitted to myself that I liked her. Although this is unusual. In the evenings, I often wondered this question. What happened with me? I am a person who could not find something that could ignite fire and passion in me. Maybe I was a loser? Or maybe just the opposite. I am lucky. And now I stand like a fool and look at the blue mare. But this princess mare had her own charm. There was something that made my heart feel alive, not just a stone with a lifeless look. I thought a little, and listening to the feelings of my heart, I followed this path. The paths of the heart.

"Luna..." I put my arms around her neck and pressed her head tightly to my chest. "Forgive me if I do it too impudently in your opinion, but we saw you only once and from that moment I was waiting for our meeting, as if my whole life!"

Then I kissed her hard on the lips! Her eyes widened in surprise, and at first she protested a little, even tried to kick me in the back with her hoof. But after a while, she calmed down and began to show interest in this intimacy herself. Her hooves began stroking my shoulders and back, and her wings swept over me and her eyes closed. She then threw me onto the cloud, raising her elbows and thrusting her wide tongue into my mouth. But this whole scene in the world of dreams had its own difference from the real world. So she freed her face from our kisses. And with drooping eyelids, in whose eyes a blue light burned, she affectionately said.

"You know? I have never experienced this in a dream, but in reality for a long time. It was not usual, but I like it. We will have to try it again, just not in the world of dreams." Then she got off my body and backed away with her hind hooves. But once her face was at the level of my hips, she stopped to look in surprise at the bulge in my pants. Heh, I myself did not expect such a reaction from myself and therefore looked at the princess with embarrassment.

She looked up from my crotch and slowly raised her head with a seductive smile and purred at me. "I will wait for you, but please help Trixie, don't leave her." Then she smoothly rose into the sky on her wings, said goodbye to me in a serious tone. "You must wake up, I feel trouble ..." And flew away, leaving me to watch the colors of the starry night blur my vision.

Coming to my senses, I began to feel that my mouth is open and my tongue caresses someone's wide tongue, and someone's saliva is flowing down my throat. I abruptly opened my eyes and saw a certain blue unicorn, a mare! Her mane ran down my cheeks and her eyes were closed. Heh! What the hell is going on here and why is Trixie lying on my chest and kissing me with her tongue in my mouth ??? But she is definitely asleep, because I can hear her breathing even through my nose, and she makes all these movements in her sleep! I gently placed my hands on her head to free myself from her grip, but she began to press her body closer to me. Although she does not realize that she is doing all this in reality with her body, her mind is definitely in a dream world ...

Stop! What are these voices and shouts outside and the clank of metal? Night Fog!

POV Trixie

6 hours ago.

I was about to get into the van to get some sleep while this nice man and his friend were busy with their business, when I heard the body fall into the snow. When I turned around, I saw that the Path of the Heart was lying face down in the snow, and his glasses were lying next to his head. I ran up to him with fear for his life and turned on the magic to raise him using levitation. A robot Night Fog came up to us and scared me with its unusual voice.

"Lady Trixie! Heart Path. - He is severely overworked, and my sensors have shown that there is a possibility of mild frostbite. Please take care of him. Don't let him die!" Then he made his way to the containers hanging from a rope, which were tied to the van.

I looked at my wagon, then at the man hanging in my magical grip, and anxiety appeared in my soul. I brought his body to my only bed in the van. Then I covered him with a blanket and buried my nose in his forehead. It was frozen. I looked at the face of this person who appeared in my life, falling from the sky. And I suddenly remembered how he touched my back and stroked it gently. During these memories, my tail began to show signs of life, whipping me on the sides. And with an embarrassed face, I walked away from the bed where my friend was sleeping, lay down on the floor next to him, throwing on my star cloak. But falling asleep on the floor was uncomfortable, and I was already pretty tired. I stood on my hooves again and looked at the man. "Horse apples, this is my bed!" And with these words, I carefully jumped onto the bed, so as not to injure the sleeping person, lay down on his chest, and then covered us with a blanket. “I hope I don’t regret it ... Uh-um (yawning), mmm, this is pretty erotic. Better not to be surprised when he wakes up. And with these words, I began to fall asleep.

POV Night Fog

I decided that everything would be fine with my friend and Lady Trixie. But I need to keep them safe.

Diagnostics in progress. 00011011100001

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Diagnostic results completed.

Report.

https://youtu.be/OOOm7jZicEg

Motor functions. Condition. Norm.

Sound functions. Condition. Norm.

Weapon functions. Condition. Norm. Full ammunition.

Artificial Intelligence. Condition. Norm.

Detection system function. Condition. Norm.

Scanning the area.

Attention. Found sixteen flying organic objects.

Scanning.

Report. Organic object. The local pony race. Not enough data. Distance to targets 490 meters, (430, 350, 275, 200, 130, 50, 20). The targets have stopped.

When a group of air SWAT pegasus landed near the van parking lot, where a robot pony was sitting nearby, one of the junior officers called on the commander of Fast Strike.

"Sir! We're here. What kind of scarecrow is sitting next to the van, have you ever seen something like this?"

"No captain. But we will find out who it is." Then he turned to the platoon. "Staff Sergeant Grad, Sergeant Tornado. Go and find out from this freak who he is, what he is, and where Beatrix Lulamoon is! Do it!"

"There is sir!" The specified pegasus ran out of order and headed towards the robot.

The special forces commander continued to issue commands, not really suspecting what role Princess Celestia had assigned for him and his unit. The weather outside was not so cold anymore, and the snowfall had ended three hours ago. Which represented the ideal conditions for flying.

Sergeant First Class, Rude Dancer! Raise your squad and disperse. We don't need surprises. " Then he called the rest of the group to surround the van at a safe distance. "Everyone should be extremely careful, in case of resistance, hit with your hoof and shoot with rubber bolts!"

Night Fog sat and calmly watched as two ponies with wings approach him. And when they stood two steps away from him and exchanged exchanges one of them spoke.

"Hey hello! Are you alive at all?" One of the pegasus shook his hoof in front of the robot's eyes and, making sure that there was no reaction, shrugged. And then he turned to his partner and said. “I don’t understand anything. What kind of thing is this anyway? He’s kind of metallic, but his eyes are like living ones. They just look at me with piercing eyes.”

"Sergeant? Is he a drug addict?" The second pegasus asked and went up to the robot to poke him strongly in the face with a hoof, and then hit him in the chest.

Night Fog definitely did not like so rude act...

https://youtu.be/e9jeP9quu3I

Scanning ... ... ... Attention. Objects have taken hostile actions. Activate neutralization protocol, no fatal outcome.

The moment Pegasus tried to hit the robot in the head again, Night Fog sharply raised his metal hoof and taking a hit said angrily. "Do not do So!" Then he turned around and kicked his hind hooves into the chest of the pegasus, sent him flying, a good ten meters. The robot decided to improvise a little and turned on its music, then ran terrifyingly to the next intruder.

https://youtu.be/uDTFp_lRMoE

The second Pegasus watched in amazement as his friend flew away and passed out. Then he slowly turned his head towards the robot and made his eyes off the saucer. His eyes were widened. A metal hoof flew into his face!

At this time, the commander of the pegasus group gave the command. "OPEN FIRE !!!" Then he took off with his deputy and began firing a crossbow at this metal monster. "What the hell are you? Captain! Command the surrounding group to melee all together! Looks like our bolts are just flying off him!"

Night Fog, saw that he was surrounded and attacked with the whole mass. A tactical decision. Attention. I activate a stream of smoke.

But the Pegasus weren't fools. They rose into the sky and began circling the robot, scattering its smoke. And flying in a circle, they continued to shoot at the robot, forming something similar (tactics of the Mongol cavalry). That didn't bother the night fog, because he wasn't a fool either. But sometimes he was just an insufferable joker! Scanning targets through the smoke screen, he decided to take this step. Yes. Paint his back like a hatch and a coaxial machine-gun mount came out from there. And he calculated the trajectory of the flight of the pegasus and decided to open a warning fire, sending a line of tracers. But only so as not to hurt them. Fortunately, the aiming functions were normal.

https://youtu.be/79bPpjE33vM

The pegasus flying in a circle naturally realized the threat to their lives and stopped floating in the air, pressing their hooves to their ears. All had painful grimaces on their faces from these sounds and flying whistles.

"Ha ha ha! Well, what did the horse partridges get !? Everyone will land! And lie face down in the snow! In case of refusal, I will perceive your action as a real threat to security and open fire to kill!" The robot shouted gloatingly in its mechanical voice.

"Commander, what are we going to do? This monster can blow us to shreds! We won't even have time to fly away! In any case, not all!" The captain said to the commander, Swift Strike.

And then Major Swift Strike gave the legendary order, the only one in his entire service. "And do nothing, stand, die!"

The air special forces commander recalled the instructions from the princess. But under the circumstances, he could not retreat without loss. The metal monster, which looks like a pony in appearance, had the advantage, despite the fact that he was alone. In addition, the team already has two unconscious Pegasus. He shook his head and spoke the command angrily. "Do as he says! I don't need losses ..."

All the pegasus shrugged their shoulders, flew to the ground, and lay down on the snow with their hooves stretched out in front of them, thereby showing their defeat.

POV Heart Path

At that very moment, the door of the van opened and Trixie and the Heart Path stepped out. The man examined the picture unfolding in front of him ... Morning. Snow. Country road. The van is standing near the forest belt. Robot Night Fog. Holds sixteen winged, bronze-armored ponies at gunpoint with their machine guns. Gunpowder smell from recent shots.

The man thoughtfully looked at the sky in the resulting silence and shouted into the air with curses.

“What the hell Luna!? AND I'M STILL SLEEPING!!!"

Trixie, who was standing next to me, also looked at this landscape, and then the gears in her head began to turn. "It's not a dream. This is reality". Then she touched her hoof to my healing wound, which caused a grimace on my face.

"AAY! Why did you do it? Wait, you don't have to answer." Then I went to my robot and did not take my eyes off the pegasus, which were similar to those that I saw in my dream, and gave the command to the robot.

"Night Fog! Report."

“Ser. A group of unknown winged ponies attempted a hostile invasion. And since these ponies are sentient beings of this world, I activated the non-lethal neutralization protocol. The automatic task is complete. The targets are being held captive."

I smiled and said. "Well done Night Fog. Now, for God's sake, put those machine guns back!" Then I approached a group of pegasus bream in the snow, drew attention to two unconscious ones. One of them was bleeding from the nose. I turned to the robot with a raised eyebrow and crossed my arms over my chest and asked.

"Night Fog! Can you explain this?" And I pointed my finger at the unconscious pegasus.

"I can send you a video report on your device. If it is convenient for you."

Turning my head, I agreed to the proposed version of the robot's report. I think this may be useful to local authorities. Then I went back to the pegasus and counted sixteen ponies. Trixie came up to me and I saw one brown pegasus rise to his feet and seriously looked at us. All the other Pegasus followed suit.

I noticed that brown pegasus with a gray mane and turned to him. "As I understand you are in charge here? What is the purpose of your visit, gentlemen?"

The brown pegasus spoke. "Yes, you are right sir! I am in command here. I have an arrest warrant, Beatrix Lulamoon and the one who is with her. As I understand you and your metal .... by the way, what is this sir?"

I turned to look at Night Mist, who stood calmly next to the van and waited for the command. Then I sighed and answered the pegasus commander. "This is the one who kicked your asses! And tell me, for what reason and on whose orders should we be arrested?"

"First, let me introduce myself, sir. My name is Major Rapid Strike. I am the commander of a guards company of air special forces. And take my word for it, sir, we have never met such two-legged creatures like you. Well, or such metal pony-like creatures, with an unknown us with weapons. And the order for your arrest was given by Her Majesty Princess Celestia. And I had to carry it out."

Trixie ran right up to the pegasus, oblivious to the fact that she was dangerously close to the sixteen stallions, and spoke loudly with an angry tone. "Why, in the name of EQUESTRIA, should my friends and I be arrested like some kind of criminals !? Don't answer, though. We are all heading straight to the palace. And you will escort us."

"QUIET TO ALL!" I shouted into the crowd and in a calm voice addressed the group commander. "Major Quickstrike! My name is Heart Path. Lady Trixie and I agree to be arrested. Just a question. What will you do with him?" I turned my head to my robot and winked at him. He took my hint and in a matter of seconds a coaxial machine gun emerged from his back, aimed at a group of pegasus.

"Targets captured. You're the one under arrest!" The robot said. All the pegasus, looking at the weapons aimed at them, immediately fell to the ground.

"We surrender! I only beg sir to remove him! I promise we will take you to the palace, and then let the princesses deal with you personally."

Oh, this Night fog with its antics. Hope we haven't angered the local authorities. I don't want to go to jail. Princess Luna is waiting for me!

Author's Notes:

The most interesting version of the events of the war between Celestia and the Moon I read in a story called: Divided Rainbow (from the xenoverse universe).

All chapters are published in Early Access. And they certainly need editing at some point. But now I'm working on the plot and atmosphere. (selection of illustrations, music, sounds).