Total Drama Poniesby Starlight Fan
Chapters
Prologue
The spirit of Chaos and Disharmony looks bored as he sat in his room, flipping through channels on his TV in his realm.
Discord then zaps the TV, so it now can pick up some channels from Earth.
He then flipped through channels again and saw something that caught his eye, Total Drama.
The Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony sat in his room, watching the show patiently. The channel that he's watching is holding a marathon of reruns of a series called Total Drama with seasons like 'Island', 'Action', 'World Tour', 'Revenge of the Island' 'All-Stars’ and it’s most recent one ‘Pahkitew Island’ when he was done with the final episode he looked interested.
“What a good show this is, perhaps I could use this to make a new unofficial season in Equestria, hmm that could work.” Discord said happily.
Discord chuckles eagerly as he begins plans to bring new fun to Equestria. He needs to get the princesses, especially Twilight, to sign permission forms, then Discord got to make sure that that every contestant is alive and will be attending his little game, then give a package to Chris McClean himself...
Meanwhile on Earth, Chris McLean was looking at the ratings he got as he prepared for a seventh season, the sixth season was a hit.
He then got a package in the mail.
He then read through the letter in the package thoroughly and smirked at what was in it, he paid interest to a word that said ‘Equestria’ and was intrigued. He also saw instructions on how to build an inter-dimensional portal.
“Oh it is so on.” Chris McLean said happily.
Back at Equestria in Canterlot, Discord was smirking gleefully as the Princesses agreed to a new season in Equestria, it took a lot of begging and convincing but they finally agreed.
“Thank you for agreeing to this princesses.” Discord said happily.
“Yes Discord but as long as we make sure the humans from that world are safe.” Celestia proclaimed.
“Yes as long as they are safe we will allow this competition to happen.” Luna said with seriousness.
“Great, so glad this is happening Ooh and it’s time to discuss with Chris McLean right here.” Discord said happily as he opened up a portal to another dimension.
Meanwhile in Ontario Canada there was a portal made to take them to the foreign land Equestria. They then saw the portal magically open and he saw it Equestria.
Chris was impressed at this he thought Equestria was just an urban legend but it’s clear to him now it is truly real.
“Well it looks like this is Equestria, hello there winged unicorns and weird dragon I am Chris McLean, so who sent me that letter?” Chris introduces himself.
“It was I Discord, I sent that letter with my magic, I’ve watched your show and I must say I am a fan.” Discord admitted gleefully.
“Why thank you it’s not every day you see a Total Drama fan, oh wait it is.” Chris laughed.
“Well Chris McLean you remember the terms of agreement that you must make sure the contestants are safe.” Celestia said with anger.
“Of course I guess, less lawsuits the better” Chris said nonchalantly.
“In case you are not aware I am Princess Celestia and this is my sister Princess Luna.” Celestia introduces.
“I know that already. I’ve read the book about the urban land of Equestria so I am aware of what it’s about.” Chris laughed.
“Well then if there are no further questions then it is time to get the contestants over here.” Luna proclaimed.
“Don’t worry they have to come as they are under a contract and besides I alerted them about the whole Equestria thing so they’ll know when they get there.” Chris laughed.
Friendship Is Drama Part 1
Alejandro, Amy, Anne Maria, B, Beardo, Beth, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Cody, Courtney, Dakota, Dave, Dawn, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Jasmine, Jo, Justin, Katie, LeShawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Mike, Noah, Owen, Rodney, Sadie, Sam, Sammy, Scarlett, Scott, Shawn, Sierra, Sky, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Trent, Tyler, and Zoey were all called down to Playa Des Losers for a new season. They all met in the new theater room where Chris McLean was waiting for them.
“Welcome contestants to Total Drama Ponies, in this season we will be using this inter-dimensional portal to travel to Equestria.” Chris announced.
“For real I thought he was joking about that.” Gwen said incredulously.
“And our host has gone bonkers everybody.” Noah rolled his eyes.
“Oooh Oooh I love Equestria I’ve read all the books about the urban legend of Equestria it is such a great read I can’t wait to be there.” Owen cheered.
“Well Chubby Buddy don’t get your hopes up Equestria isn’t real.” Duncan said laughing.
“Actually scientists have stated that inter-dimensional travel might be possible but highly unlikely.” Harold admitted.
“No one cares dork.” Duncan said angrily.
“Whatever gosh!” Harold said with annoyance.
“Well my little naysayers maybe you’ll change your tune after you see this.” Chris said pulling a lever opening a portal leaving everyone’s mouth agape.
“Okay color me impressed.” Noah said impressed.
“Wow.” Owen said with tears of joy.
“That’s right everyone we’re going to Equestria.” Chris stated.
Chris then pulled the lever harder having every contestant getting sucked up into the portal and into Twilight’s castle where Twilight, Spike, and Starlight were mystified at what they just saw.
“Woah that’s a lot of humans.” Starlight Glimmer said in shock.
Twilight then scanned the humans with her magic and was able to calculate the number of them.
“52 of them to be exact.” Twilight said.
“Wait you knew we were coming?” Zoey asked curiously.
“All of Equestria was aware thanks to the newspaper.” Twilight said “We should probably head to Celestia’s castle in Canterlot for picking the teams.“
“Uh Okay.” Noah said weirded out.
Ezekiel let out a feral growl as Twilight, Spike, and Starlight were horrified.
“What is that?” Spike asked hiding behind Starlight in fear.
“Oh that; that’s Ezekiel.” Chris said going through the portal.
“He looks feral though.” Starlight said horrified.
“That’s because he is feral ha ha ha.” Chris laughed.
“Well this is just horrible let me help him.” Twilight said before using her magic to change Ezekiel into a human again.
“Woah eh, I ain’t feral anymore.” Ezekiel said happily.
“Aw c’mon he was better when he was feral.” Chris whined as Ezekiel glared at him.
“And I supposed I was better off a mutant? Dakota said who was now a human again.
“Uh, yes.” Chris said confidently.
“I already hate this guy.” Starlight whispered to Spike.
“I don’t blame you.” Spike whispered back.
“Well we just saved you from getting punished by the Princess for letting a feral human compete in his poor mental health state so your welcome.” Twilight said angrily.
“Ugh fine, let’s go to Canterlot but first I gotta do an outright for the audience.” Chris said pointing at the camera.
“Oh that explains the cameras.” Starlight said.
“Who will be on what team, will Ezekiel once again be the first boot find out on Total Drama Ponies.” Chris announces.
Author's Note
Friendship Is Drama Part 2
During the train to Canterlot, the contestants began speaking to each other.
“And you all mocked me for saying magic was real well here we are at a magical land of Equestria.” Leonard bragged.
“Yes Leonard we get it we were oh so wrong about your magic but here’s the thing you can’t do magic.” Dave said angrily.
“Please simple Dave of course I can do magic why I can teleport to Canterlot right now, but I won’t.” Leonard said.
“Oh really well do it.” Dave challenges “Or are you a chicken.”
“You dare challenge my might you-“ Leonard begins before Scott stops the arguing.
“Enough this is getting us nowhere.” Scott angrily stated.
Later they then made it to Canterlot Castle where the princesses were waiting for them.
“Ah princesses enjoy your rule while you have it but once I take over your kingdom will be mine mwahahahahahhahaha.” Max said evilly laughing.
“Ignore the gnome he’s no threat.” Discord whispers to Celestia.
“I can see that but if you dare try to overthrow me you will be disqualified from the game UNDERSTAND?!” Celestia bellows at Max.
“Yes ma'am.” Max spoke with fear.
“Good now I am Discord this is Celestia and Luna we are the co-hosts of this competition, the confessionals are in that room that way, we randomized your names in this jar and put you in four teams of 13 enjoy.” Discord announces.
“Anne Maria, Beardo, Brick, Bridgette, Dakota, Dawn, Ella, Ezekiel, Harold, Heather, Izzy, LeShawna and Max you will be on the Excellent Earth Ponies.” Discord announced.
Confessionals:
Heather: I have to be on a team with LeShawna ugh I hate this show.
Bridgette: Being on separate teams from Geoff will be hard but I will try my best to win it with or without him.
Ezekiel: This is my chance for redemption eh, after my actions in season five I realized I acted awful so now I’m gonna try and play a fair game.
Confessionals End
“Alejandro, B, Blaineley, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Eva, Geoff, Jasmine, Lindsay, Sammy, Scott, and Trent you will be on the Powerful Pegasi.” Celestia announces.
“Um your majesty it’s not Sammy it’s Samey.” Any interrupted rudely.
“Discord told us her real name is Sammy so that is how she will be addressed.” Celestia says sternly.
“But-“ Amy tries to protest before Luna interrupts.
“HER NAME SHALL BE ADDRESSED AS SAMMY!” Luna exclaimed in her Royal Canterlot Voice.
Confessionals:
Amy: Fine but I will address her as Samey as it should be.
Sammy: It’s so relieving to be called my actual name and I’m not on the same team as Amy so I hope I can step out of her shadow.
Cody: Yes I’m finally free from Sierra ever since All Stars she’s been stalking me more and more and it needs to end.
Sierra: Why Codykins? Why must you not be on my team.(Cries)
Confessional Ends
“Amy, Cameron, Dave, Duncan, Gwen, Jo, Katie, Lightning, Noah, Shawn, Sky, Topher, Zoey you will be the Unique Unicorns.” Luna announces.
Confessionals:
Dave: On the same team as Sky, ugh great.
Sky: Hopefully I can apologize to Dave about how things ended between us.
Zoey: Oh man I can’t believe me and Mike are on seperate teams but I’m sure me and Mike can get through this.
Confessionals End
“Finally Beth, Justin, Leonard, Mike, Owen, Rodney, Sadie, Sam, Scarlett, Sierra, Staci, Sugar, and Tyler you’re the Amazing Alicorns.” Chris announces.
Confessionals:
Mike: Man it’s weird not being on the same team as Zoey but I know I can prevail.
Sadie: Me and Katie agreed that if we were on separate teams we would accept it and try our best to win for each other.
Scarlett: I’m surrounded by fools. Grr get it together Scarlett that million will soon be yours.
Confessionals End
“For your first challenge, you will have to bake us a cake and me, Discord, Luna, and Chris will judge.” Celestia proclaimed.
“The kitchens are down the hall and whichever two teams get last place will head to elimination.” Luna announces.
"Whoa a double elimination?" Zoey asked in shock.
"Yep, every round until merge." Discord smirked.
The contestants gasped in shock.
"Ooh interesting." Sugar rubbed her hands deviously.
"It's never been that hard before." Beth said in fear.
“Now begin baking.” Chris commanded the campers.
The teams went into their respective kitchens and started baking.
The Excellent Earth Ponies began baking their cake well most of them, Anne Maria did nothing but spray her hair.
“You know Anne Maria you could at least try and pretend to care.” Heather said angrily.
“Have you seen my nails they are not used for baking.” Anne Maria said snootily.
“I swear if you don’t bake you will be voted out.” Heather threatened.
“Fine I’ll try.” Anne Maria rolled her eyes.
“Oh my gosh oh my gosh.” Anne Maria whined as she did the eggs.
“Hey um Bridgette.” Ezekiel tapped Bridgette on the back.
Bridgette then turned around as Ezekiel began speaking.
“I’m sorry for my sexist comments eh. I never meant to offend you or the other girls.” Ezekiel apologized.
“Well thank you for telling me this Ezekiel. It's very mature of you." Bridgette said happily.
"Thanks eh." Ezekiel said happily "I just hope to make ammends with everyone especially after season five."
"Well I'm sure they'll forgive you eventually." Bridgette encouraged the homeschooler.
Meanwhile with the Powerful Pegasi Courtney began taking charge of the team.
"Alright team, we need to be cooperative so we can win the challenge so we need to follow the recipe exactly, I need eggs, flour, sugar, cake mix, baking soda and baking powder." Courtney said taking charge of the team.
"Understood." Alejandro said.
"Hey wait, why should you lead the team?" Blaineley asked angrily.
"I happen to know how to bake thank you very much." Courtney explained
"Yeah well I say I should lead this team." Blaineley argues.
"Please what do you know about leading?" Courtney asked with a glare.
"Let's let the team decide, if you want Courtney to lead raise your hand." Blaineley said.
Alejandro, B, DJ, Eva, Geoff, Jasmine, Sammy, and Trent all raised their hands leaving Blaineley unhappy.
"Oh fine." Blaineley groaned.
"Yes, I knew you'd all come around, now let's go we have a cake to bake." Courtney says happily.
Confessional:
Blaineley: No one ever listens to me, this season I plan on taking charge but to do that I'll need to play better than my last season.
Confessional Ends
“Alright B, Alejandro, Cody, you will be cracking the eggs, DJ and Geoff you'll then pour in the flour, Jasmine and Scott you'll put in the cake mix in, Trent and Lindsay you'll pour in the baking powder, and Blaineley you'll be putting in the baking soda, and Eva you will stir the bowl and I'll put the cake in the oven. Time to win the challenge.” Courtney instructs the team.
Meanwhile with the Unique Unicorns Jo began bossing her team around.
"Alright maggots it's time to begin baking, Zoey, Lightning, Duncan, and Sky you will be cracking the eggs, Dave and Cameron you'll then pour in the flour and the sugar but not too much of it, Gwen you'll put in the cake mix in, Katie and Noah you'll pour in the baking powder, and Topher, and Amy you'll be putting in the baking soda, and Shawn you will stir the bowl and I'll put the cake in the oven." Jo ordered "Any questions?"
"Uh yeah why do you get the easy job?" Amy asked angrily.
"Because I said so, that's why." Jo argued glaring at the mean twin.
With the Amazing Alicorns it was chaos, Leonard was trying to make a cake with spells, Justin was busy looking at his reflection, Sierra was sobbing about Cody not being on her team, Tyler dropped some of the eggs on the floor and passed out, Sugar was trying to eat the ingredients, Owen was trying his hardest not to eat the ingredients, Staci was talking to Rodney about her ancestors as Rodney looked lovestruck at her.
Confessional:
Rodney: I can't believe Staci wanted to talk to me the most of course it means something, love.
Confessional Ends
Beth, Mike, Sadie, Sam, and Scarlett seemed to be the only ones trying to cook, and they were beginning to get annoyed with their team.
"Half of our team is screwing everything up." Scarlett said with venom in her tone.
"Hey Owen's at least trying to help." Mike lectured.
"C'mon Owen just get the eggs and you'll be fine." Owen said with uncertainty as he was trying to get the eggs without eating them.
"Yes but he's starting to slow us down. We have to vote one of them off if we lose." Scarlett explained.
"Uh I don't know Scarlett I saw the last season I don't know if we should trust you." Mike said skeptically.
"Says the one who lied about his disorder twice." Scarlett smirked making Mike glare at her.
"But if you must know I spent some time in prison and rehabilitated so now I have no plan on harming anybody. After all why else would Chris allow me back on the show?" Scarlett said using sound logic.
Beth, Sam, and Sadie began pondering for a moment until Mike spoke up again "It's Chris McLean, he'd let a psychopath compete on this show."
"Yes our host is sociopathic but surely he would not want any lawsuits, after all if any contestant is killed he says bye bye to his rich lifestyle." Scarlett argued.
Mike couldn't argue with that one, Chris definitely didn't want any lawsuits. "That is proof you can trust me not to harm you in any way shape or form." Scarlett informs the group.
"Okay fine I'll join you in the vote, but I'm keeping my eye on you." Mike said.
"Very well how about the rest of you?" Scarlett asks the rest of the group.
"I'll join you guys too." Beth said.
"Uh I'll also join." Sadie says warily.
"So will I." Sam agreed.
"Wonderful." Scarlett nodded her head.
Confessional:
Scarlett: How did I convince them to join me for the vote, simple I wasn't lying I have no intention on harming or killing them as I don't want to be disqualified or put in prison but I still plan on running this game.
Sadie: I'm still unsure about Scarlett, she scares me but if there is an alliance I might as well be with them then against them.
Mike: I'm keeping my eye on Scarlett, she's more untrustworthy than Heather, Alejandro, Scott, and Courtney combined.
Confessional Ends
Amy and Topher were putting in the Baking Soda for the Unique Unicorns.
“So how much baking soda should we put in Topher?” Amy asked the host wannabe.
“Stand back I take culinary for a living let me show you how it’s done.” Topher said pushing Amy out of the way, he then put the baking soda in carefully.
Meanwhile with the Powerful Pegasi DJ began putting some of his Momma Spice in the mix.
“Dude, you sure that’s safe to put in?” Geoff asked the brickhouse.
“Of course, this makes anything taste good, plus if we follow the recipe it should be good.” DJ said.
“Whatever you say man.” Geoff shrugged.
After a while all the cakes were done.
"Time is up." Celestia boomed as all the contestants showed up.
"It is time to present us with your cakes." Discord announced to the cast.
First was the Excellent Earth Ponies with their cake as they presented it.
"This looks promising." Luna said happily.
Celestia, Luna, Discord, and Chris began eating it.
"I give it a solid 6." Chris announced.
"Not bad I give it a 5." Discord said.
"I shall give it a 7 it was delicious." Luna praised the campers.
"It could use more eggs I give it a 4.” Celestia criticizes kindly.
“How did you know if there aren’t many eggs?” Anne Maria asked with a gulp as her team except for Ella glared at her.
“I have a natural sense for cakes.” Celestia explained regally making Discord snicker.
“With a total of 22 points will the Excellent Earth Ponies survive elimination?” Chris announced.
Soon the Powerful Pegasi show up with a cake of their own.
The hosts then tasted the cake.
“I give it a 9, it was very delicious.” Chris said happily.
“Indeed this earns a 10 from me.” Luna praises.
“I give it a 8 normal there’s something in it that just makes it so good.” Discord said.
“Huzzah this cake is extraordinary I give it a 10 as well.” Celestia beamed happily.
Courtney smiles at this as she proved her worth to the team. DJ smiles because he knew his Momma Spice made the cake taste magnificent.
Confessional:
Courtney: Ha, I knew I’d satisfy them with my expert baking skills.
DJ:(Holds up the Momma Spice) This is why I never leave home without it, thanks Momma.
Confessional Ends
“The Powerful Pegasi are ahead of the Excellent Earth Ponies with 37 points.” Chris announces. “The Unique Unicorns you’re up next.”
The Unique Unicorns were next with the cake.
The hosts then ate their own slices of cake and Chris was the first to judge.
“Not bad, I give it a 6.” Chris announces.
“It’s alright, I give it a 5.” Discord rolls his eyes.
“Well I give it a 9.” Luna spoke happily.
“I give it a 9 as well.” Celestia agreed with her sister.
“So with a score of 29 for the Unique Unicorns the Excellent Earth Ponies are definitely heading to elimination but who will join the Earth Ponies, the Amazing Alicorns or the Unique Unicorns. We’ll find out after the break.” Chris said.
(After Commercial Break)
“Welcome back it seems the Amazing Alicorns are next in line to bring up the cake.” Chris announced.
The Amazing Alicorns brought out their cake but it was all lumpy and a bit burnt.
“Yikes what happened here?” Chris asked shocked at what happened to the cake.
“Trust me you don’t want to know.” Mike reassures the hosts.
“Well we might as well eat it.” Luna said.
The hosts then ate the cake.
“Blegh what have you done to this cake it gets a 1.” Chris said angrily.
“I give it a 4 it wasn’t too bad but it was hardly that good.” Luna said.
“This cake is unusual but I like it, I give it an 8.” Discord shrugged making the rest of the people in the room look at him weirdly.
“Well Celestia we might as well hear what you think, not like it even matters.” Chris said.
“This isn’t very good, I’m afraid I give it a 3.” Celestia said sadly.
“Well you heard it folks, the Amazing Alicorns and the Excellent Earth Ponies lose the challenge and they will be heading to elimination, but first we will have to get you situated in your homes at Ponyville.” Chris explained.
“Wait homes?” Zoey asked
“As in not those horrid cabins.” Alejandro raised an eyebrow.
“Trust me I wanted to, but some alicorns wouldn’t let me.” Chris glared at Celestia and Luna who glared back.
Soon we then see the Excellent Earth Ponies at their new house with bedrooms for the boys and girls.
Beardo, Brick, Ezekiel, Harold, and Max were all settling in their room.
“Well comrades this seems like an excellent place to settle in.” Brick said happily.
“It sure does, I’m sure my lovely LeShawna will enjoy this place.” Harold agreed while also fawning about Leshawna.
“Yes this will be a wonderful place to build my EVIL inventions.” Max said with malicious glee.
“Dude you need help.” Beardo rolled his eyes as he laid on the bed.
Meanwhile with the girls they were discussing who to vote off.
“So girls I was thinkin’ we vote out that freakzekiel.” Anne Maria said as the girls were settling in.
“You mean Ezekiel? I don’t know he hardly did anything wrong today.” Dakota said.
“Well think about it, he used to be a monster, what makes you think he won’t turn into one again. That spell could have some side effects or something.” Anne Maria explained “Plus he’s sexist from what he saw on season one.”
“Hey Ezekiel changed from that, he even apologized for those comments.” Bridgette was quick to defend her newest friend.
“Girl please he could just be saying all that to stay in, and besides remember that episode where he captured Chris he could still be insane, all I’m saying is once a monster always a monster.” Anne Maria said walking away.
Bridgette glared at Anne Maria as she left.
Confessional:
Anne Maria: I still remember that homeschool gettin’ me to quit back at season 4, it’s time I get my revenge.
Bridgette: This feels so unfair, Ezekiel didn’t even do anything wrong today. He shouldn’t get voted off first again.
Confessional Ends
“Guys Ezekiel did nothing wrong today.” Bridgette said “Anne Maria cost us the challenge.”
“Girl I know that, but you heard Anne Maria he could still be crazy in the head. I’m not sure if we should take the risk.” LeShawna spoke.
A while later Bridgette then began talking to Ezekiel in the kitchen.
"Anne Maria's planning to get you voted out, she's arguing that you could still be insane." Bridgette explained to the homeschooler.
"Oh no, I don't wanna go home first again eh." Ezekiel said scared.
"Relax Ezekiel, I'll just try to convince the team you changed for the better." Bridgette reassured him.
"Thanks Bridgette." Ezekiel said happily.
After a few minutes the team heard the doorbell ring.
“I’ll get it, I’ll get it.” Izzy said happily going downstairs and getting the door where she saw Spike.
“Ooh hi there dragon can you breathe fire?” Izzy asked with curiosity.
“Yes I can, anyway Twilight told me to tell you to head to the castle next door, your elimination is soon.” Spike explained to everyone as they all came downstairs.
“Well time to get ready.” Brick said as all the Excellent Earth Ponies began walking out of the door to the castle.
Meanwhile with the Amazing Alicorns, the guys began settling in the room.
“Ah this is the life.” Sam sighed happily.
“Yeah I’m glad we don’t have to stay in those cabins for once.” Owen giggles “And I’m in Equestria, best day ever except for the part where we have to vote someone out hehe."
"Yeah who should we vote out anyway?" Tyler asked curiously.
"I think I might have an idea of who." Justin said.
"But you did nothing in the challenge why should we listen to you?" Sam asked angrily.
"Because I regret it, and I promise to do better plus I wasn't the only one who did nothing." Justin pointed out.
"We're listening." Tyler raised an eyebrow.
"Sugar was trying to eat the ingredients slowing the team down, and Sierra was doing nothing but complaining over her and Cody not being on the same team." Justin said.
"Yeah that is true." Owen said putting a finger to his chin.
"Aw c'mon Sierra was just sad that's all." Mike said "Can't we give her another chance? Sugar ate our ingredients."
Leonard then was worried for his friend Sugar so he went to speak.
"But Sierra just continues to stalk Cody which makes him really uncomfortable so I strongly advise against keeping her." Leonard pointed out.
"Hmm, you both have understanding argument, I'll put those into consideration." Justin said.
Meanwhile with the girls Sierra had gone off to see Cody, so that left Sugar, Staci, Sadie, Beth, and Scarlett alone.
Staci was telling Sugar stories about her ancestors which Sugar was happy to hear.
"So your great great great great great grandma Gladys invented farms that's mighty interesting" Sugar said happily.
"Yeah it's true." Staci said.
"One of those two need to go." Scarlett whispered to Beth and Sadie.
"I agree they're starting to get annoying and they hardly did a thing in the challenge." Sadie said.
"Plus Sugar did mess up when she ate the ingredients." Beth pointed out.
"Perfect so it's agreed we vote out Sugar, I will tell Mike before the elimination." Scarlett said.
Scarlett and Mike then met up at the kitchen where they began discussing their alliance plans.
"So the guys are either set on Sierra or Sugar." Mike told Scarlett.
"Interesting, me and the girls want Sugar gone." Scarlett explained.
"Okay I'll tell Sam." Mike said "And remember I'm watching you."
"Yes yes just go." Scarlett rolled her eyes.
After a while Spike knocked the door to the house to which Sam opened.
"Your team needs to show up for elimination now." Spike explained.
"Oh okay, guys it's time to head to elimination." Sam called out.
"Sierra is at the Powerful Pegasi's house." Scarlett whispered to Spike.
The Amazing Alicorns except Sierra then headed to the castle along with the Excellent Earth Ponies.
Meanwhile with the Powerful Pegasi the boys began settling in.
"Well my dudes this is the life." Geoff sighed happily.
"Agreed amigo, this is indeed luxury it may not be as good as the Spa Hotel but this is better." Alejandro commented.
"Dude you have no right to be calling me amigo after what you did to Bridgette." Geoff glared at the Spaniard.
"Ah Geoff can we not let bygones be bygones." Alejandro smirked.
"Uh let me think about that, no." Geoff said angrily.
"Alright suit yourself." Alejandro shrugged.
"Let's just relax for now. We don't have to worry about elimination so isn't that a good thing?" DJ said happily.
Soon they saw Sierra running in the boys room.
"Codykins." Sierra said happily.
Cody screamed horrified "Sierra what are you doing here?"
"Oh I came here to spend some time with you." Sierra said giddily.
"Ugh, Sierra look, I like you and all but we have to remain in our own houses." Cody explained.
"No one said we had to be in our team's houses all the time." Sierra giggled.
"Uh right what I meant to say is-" Cody rubbed the back of his head.
"Uh Sierra it's time for you to head to elimination." Spike said showing up inside the boys room.
"Aw, oh well I'll see you after the elimination, buh-bye my sweet Cody." Sierra waved Cody off before leaving.
"Thank goodness." Cody said in relief.
Soon we are shown to Twilight's castle where the Amazing Alicorns were sitting on bleachers, Twilight had Spike made.
Chris, Celestia, Luna, and Discord then showed up.
"So Chris what is this season's method of safety, is it marshmallows I hope it's marshmallows." Sierra squealed.
"This season we'll be handing out cupcakes freshly made by our local dragon Spike." Chris smirked.
"Hope you enjoy those by the way." Spike said showing up to the room before leaving.
“So cupcakes go to...Beth, Sadie, Sam, Rodney, Mike, Owen, Staci, Leonard and Tyler.” Chris announces handing the cupcakes to the people he called out.
“Scarlett, Justin, Sierra, and Sugar you all have reasons to be sent home today.” Discord smirked.
“Scarlett you are still untrustworthy for that stunt you pulled in Pahkitew Island if it weren’t for the fact that you were apparently rehabilitated you wouldn’t be here right now, Justin and Sierra you both did nothing in the challenge and Sugar you kept trying to eat the ingredients.” Celestia explained the reasons for why they were in the bottom 4.
“The next one who’s safe is...” Chris dragged on.
“Scarlett.” Chris said throwing Scarlett a cupcake.
“And Justin you are safe for another day.” Chris announces throwing Justin a cupcake.
“Contestants I have one more cupcake left and it goes to...” Chris announced in a serious tone.
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“Sierra.” Chris threw the cupcake to the super fan who immediately caught it gleefully.
“What? I ain’t going down this easily I demand a recount.” Sugar huffed.
“There was no mistake, the votes are final.” Luna explained annoyed.
“Indeed so unfortunately the Royal Nusainces have made sure this season’s elimination method is safe so we present the portal of shame.” Chris glared at the princesses who glared right back.
"This portal will send you directly to Playa De Losers and don't worry we made sure it was safe." Celestia explained.
"Well I ain't going in there I am not losing this- WAHHHHHHHHHHHH." Sugar screamed as she was forced in the portal by Luna's magic.
"Sorry but she wasn't going to do so on her own." Luna apologized with a sigh.
"You're forgiven Luna, now Amazing Alicorns, leave so we can bring in the Excellent Earth Ponies." Celestia explained.
The Amazing Alicorns then left as the Excellent Earth Ponies showed up.
"Campers these cupcakes are symbols of your safety, if I call your name you get a cupcake." Chris announced.
"Brick, Dawn, Ella, Harold, Bridgette, Dakota, Beardo, Izzy, LeShawna, Heather, and Max you're all safe." Chris said throwing the cupcakes to the safe campers.
"Ezekiel you are here because of your previous actions from former seasons, and Anne Maria you are here for costing your team the challenge." Luna explained.
"The last cupcake goes to..." Chris began speaking.
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"Ezekiel for the first time in history you're safe." Chris said as he threw Ezekiel a cupcake.
"Oh yes." Ezekiel said happily.
"Anne Maria the portal of shame awaits brah." Chris announces.
"You've made a huge mistake getting rid of me, that freak will only make tings worse for you just wait and see." Anne Maria said angrily before she went in the portal.
Chris: Well that was a close one, will Ezekiel survive being eliminated again, will Scarlett's alliance crumble, and will I remain perfect, yes to that but to the other questions find out on Total Drama Ponies." Chris announced.
Author's Note
The spirit of Chaos and Disharmony looks bored as he sat in his room, flipping through channels on his TV in his realm.
Discord then zaps the TV, so it now can pick up some channels from Earth.
He then flipped through channels again and saw something that caught his eye, Total Drama.
The Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony sat in his room, watching the show patiently. The channel that he's watching is holding a marathon of reruns of a series called Total Drama with seasons like 'Island', 'Action', 'World Tour', 'Revenge of the Island' 'All-Stars’ and it’s most recent one ‘Pahkitew Island’ when he was done with the final episode he looked interested.
“What a good show this is, perhaps I could use this to make a new unofficial season in Equestria, hmm that could work.” Discord said happily.
Discord chuckles eagerly as he begins plans to bring new fun to Equestria. He needs to get the princesses, especially Twilight, to sign permission forms, then Discord got to make sure that that every contestant is alive and will be attending his little game, then give a package to Chris McClean himself...
Meanwhile on Earth, Chris McLean was looking at the ratings he got as he prepared for a seventh season, the sixth season was a hit.
He then got a package in the mail.
He then read through the letter in the package thoroughly and smirked at what was in it, he paid interest to a word that said ‘Equestria’ and was intrigued. He also saw instructions on how to build an inter-dimensional portal.
“Oh it is so on.” Chris McLean said happily.
Back at Equestria in Canterlot, Discord was smirking gleefully as the Princesses agreed to a new season in Equestria, it took a lot of begging and convincing but they finally agreed.
“Thank you for agreeing to this princesses.” Discord said happily.
“Yes Discord but as long as we make sure the humans from that world are safe.” Celestia proclaimed.
“Yes as long as they are safe we will allow this competition to happen.” Luna said with seriousness.
“Great, so glad this is happening Ooh and it’s time to discuss with Chris McLean right here.” Discord said happily as he opened up a portal to another dimension.
Meanwhile in Ontario Canada there was a portal made to take them to the foreign land Equestria. They then saw the portal magically open and he saw it Equestria.
Chris was impressed at this he thought Equestria was just an urban legend but it’s clear to him now it is truly real.
“Well it looks like this is Equestria, hello there winged unicorns and weird dragon I am Chris McLean, so who sent me that letter?” Chris introduces himself.
“It was I Discord, I sent that letter with my magic, I’ve watched your show and I must say I am a fan.” Discord admitted gleefully.
“Why thank you it’s not every day you see a Total Drama fan, oh wait it is.” Chris laughed.
“Well Chris McLean you remember the terms of agreement that you must make sure the contestants are safe.” Celestia said with anger.
“Of course I guess, less lawsuits the better” Chris said nonchalantly.
“In case you are not aware I am Princess Celestia and this is my sister Princess Luna.” Celestia introduces.
“I know that already. I’ve read the book about the urban land of Equestria so I am aware of what it’s about.” Chris laughed.
“Well then if there are no further questions then it is time to get the contestants over here.” Luna proclaimed.
“Don’t worry they have to come as they are under a contract and besides I alerted them about the whole Equestria thing so they’ll know when they get there.” Chris laughed.
Alejandro, Amy, Anne Maria, B, Beardo, Beth, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Cody, Courtney, Dakota, Dave, Dawn, DJ, Duncan, Ella, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Jasmine, Jo, Justin, Katie, LeShawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Max, Mike, Noah, Owen, Rodney, Sadie, Sam, Sammy, Scarlett, Scott, Shawn, Sierra, Sky, Staci, Sugar, Topher, Trent, Tyler, and Zoey were all called down to Playa Des Losers for a new season. They all met in the new theater room where Chris McLean was waiting for them.
“Welcome contestants to Total Drama Ponies, in this season we will be using this inter-dimensional portal to travel to Equestria.” Chris announced.
“For real I thought he was joking about that.” Gwen said incredulously.
“And our host has gone bonkers everybody.” Noah rolled his eyes.
“Oooh Oooh I love Equestria I’ve read all the books about the urban legend of Equestria it is such a great read I can’t wait to be there.” Owen cheered.
“Well Chubby Buddy don’t get your hopes up Equestria isn’t real.” Duncan said laughing.
“Actually scientists have stated that inter-dimensional travel might be possible but highly unlikely.” Harold admitted.
“No one cares dork.” Duncan said angrily.
“Whatever gosh!” Harold said with annoyance.
“Well my little naysayers maybe you’ll change your tune after you see this.” Chris said pulling a lever opening a portal leaving everyone’s mouth agape.
“Okay color me impressed.” Noah said impressed.
“Wow.” Owen said with tears of joy.
“That’s right everyone we’re going to Equestria.” Chris stated.
Chris then pulled the lever harder having every contestant getting sucked up into the portal and into Twilight’s castle where Twilight, Spike, and Starlight were mystified at what they just saw.
“Woah that’s a lot of humans.” Starlight Glimmer said in shock.
Twilight then scanned the humans with her magic and was able to calculate the number of them.
“52 of them to be exact.” Twilight said.
“Wait you knew we were coming?” Zoey asked curiously.
“All of Equestria was aware thanks to the newspaper.” Twilight said “We should probably head to Celestia’s castle in Canterlot for picking the teams.“
“Uh Okay.” Noah said weirded out.
Ezekiel let out a feral growl as Twilight, Spike, and Starlight were horrified.
“What is that?” Spike asked hiding behind Starlight in fear.
“Oh that; that’s Ezekiel.” Chris said going through the portal.
“He looks feral though.” Starlight said horrified.
“That’s because he is feral ha ha ha.” Chris laughed.
“Well this is just horrible let me help him.” Twilight said before using her magic to change Ezekiel into a human again.
“Woah eh, I ain’t feral anymore.” Ezekiel said happily.
“Aw c’mon he was better when he was feral.” Chris whined as Ezekiel glared at him.
“And I supposed I was better off a mutant? Dakota said who was now a human again.
“Uh, yes.” Chris said confidently.
“I already hate this guy.” Starlight whispered to Spike.
“I don’t blame you.” Spike whispered back.
“Well we just saved you from getting punished by the Princess for letting a feral human compete in his poor mental health state so your welcome.” Twilight said angrily.
“Ugh fine, let’s go to Canterlot but first I gotta do an outright for the audience.” Chris said pointing at the camera.
“Oh that explains the cameras.” Starlight said.
“Who will be on what team, will Ezekiel once again be the first boot find out on Total Drama Ponies.” Chris announces.
During the train to Canterlot, the contestants began speaking to each other.
“And you all mocked me for saying magic was real well here we are at a magical land of Equestria.” Leonard bragged.
“Yes Leonard we get it we were oh so wrong about your magic but here’s the thing you can’t do magic.” Dave said angrily.
“Please simple Dave of course I can do magic why I can teleport to Canterlot right now, but I won’t.” Leonard said.
“Oh really well do it.” Dave challenges “Or are you a chicken.”
“You dare challenge my might you-“ Leonard begins before Scott stops the arguing.
“Enough this is getting us nowhere.” Scott angrily stated.
Later they then made it to Canterlot Castle where the princesses were waiting for them.
“Ah princesses enjoy your rule while you have it but once I take over your kingdom will be mine mwahahahahahhahaha.” Max said evilly laughing.
“Ignore the gnome he’s no threat.” Discord whispers to Celestia.
“I can see that but if you dare try to overthrow me you will be disqualified from the game UNDERSTAND?!” Celestia bellows at Max.
“Yes ma'am.” Max spoke with fear.
“Good now I am Discord this is Celestia and Luna we are the co-hosts of this competition, the confessionals are in that room that way, we randomized your names in this jar and put you in four teams of 13 enjoy.” Discord announces.
“Anne Maria, Beardo, Brick, Bridgette, Dakota, Dawn, Ella, Ezekiel, Harold, Heather, Izzy, LeShawna and Max you will be on the Excellent Earth Ponies.” Discord announced.
Confessionals:
Heather: I have to be on a team with LeShawna ugh I hate this show.
Bridgette: Being on separate teams from Geoff will be hard but I will try my best to win it with or without him.
Ezekiel: This is my chance for redemption eh, after my actions in season five I realized I acted awful so now I’m gonna try and play a fair game.
Confessionals End
“Alejandro, B, Blaineley, Cody, Courtney, DJ, Eva, Geoff, Jasmine, Lindsay, Sammy, Scott, and Trent you will be on the Powerful Pegasi.” Celestia announces.
“Um your majesty it’s not Sammy it’s Samey.” Any interrupted rudely.
“Discord told us her real name is Sammy so that is how she will be addressed.” Celestia says sternly.
“But-“ Amy tries to protest before Luna interrupts.
“HER NAME SHALL BE ADDRESSED AS SAMMY!” Luna exclaimed in her Royal Canterlot Voice.
Confessionals:
Amy: Fine but I will address her as Samey as it should be.
Sammy: It’s so relieving to be called my actual name and I’m not on the same team as Amy so I hope I can step out of her shadow.
Cody: Yes I’m finally free from Sierra ever since All Stars she’s been stalking me more and more and it needs to end.
Sierra: Why Codykins? Why must you not be on my team.(Cries)
Confessional Ends
“Amy, Cameron, Dave, Duncan, Gwen, Jo, Katie, Lightning, Noah, Shawn, Sky, Topher, Zoey you will be the Unique Unicorns.” Luna announces.
Confessionals:
Dave: On the same team as Sky, ugh great.
Sky: Hopefully I can apologize to Dave about how things ended between us.
Zoey: Oh man I can’t believe me and Mike are on seperate teams but I’m sure me and Mike can get through this.
Confessionals End
“Finally Beth, Justin, Leonard, Mike, Owen, Rodney, Sadie, Sam, Scarlett, Sierra, Staci, Sugar, and Tyler you’re the Amazing Alicorns.” Chris announces.
Confessionals:
Mike: Man it’s weird not being on the same team as Zoey but I know I can prevail.
Sadie: Me and Katie agreed that if we were on separate teams we would accept it and try our best to win for each other.
Scarlett: I’m surrounded by fools. Grr get it together Scarlett that million will soon be yours.
Confessionals End
“For your first challenge, you will have to bake us a cake and me, Discord, Luna, and Chris will judge.” Celestia proclaimed.
“The kitchens are down the hall and whichever two teams get last place will head to elimination.” Luna announces.
"Whoa a double elimination?" Zoey asked in shock.
"Yep, every round until merge." Discord smirked.
The contestants gasped in shock.
"Ooh interesting." Sugar rubbed her hands deviously.
"It's never been that hard before." Beth said in fear.
“Now begin baking.” Chris commanded the campers.
The teams went into their respective kitchens and started baking.
The Excellent Earth Ponies began baking their cake well most of them, Anne Maria did nothing but spray her hair.
“You know Anne Maria you could at least try and pretend to care.” Heather said angrily.
“Have you seen my nails they are not used for baking.” Anne Maria said snootily.
“I swear if you don’t bake you will be voted out.” Heather threatened.
“Fine I’ll try.” Anne Maria rolled her eyes.
“Oh my gosh oh my gosh.” Anne Maria whined as she did the eggs.
“Hey um Bridgette.” Ezekiel tapped Bridgette on the back.
Bridgette then turned around as Ezekiel began speaking.
“I’m sorry for my sexist comments eh. I never meant to offend you or the other girls.” Ezekiel apologized.
“Well thank you for telling me this Ezekiel. It's very mature of you." Bridgette said happily.
"Thanks eh." Ezekiel said happily "I just hope to make ammends with everyone especially after season five."
"Well I'm sure they'll forgive you eventually." Bridgette encouraged the homeschooler.
Meanwhile with the Powerful Pegasi Courtney began taking charge of the team.
"Alright team, we need to be cooperative so we can win the challenge so we need to follow the recipe exactly, I need eggs, flour, sugar, cake mix, baking soda and baking powder." Courtney said taking charge of the team.
"Understood." Alejandro said.
"Hey wait, why should you lead the team?" Blaineley asked angrily.
"I happen to know how to bake thank you very much." Courtney explained
"Yeah well I say I should lead this team." Blaineley argues.
"Please what do you know about leading?" Courtney asked with a glare.
"Let's let the team decide, if you want Courtney to lead raise your hand." Blaineley said.
Alejandro, B, DJ, Eva, Geoff, Jasmine, Sammy, and Trent all raised their hands leaving Blaineley unhappy.
"Oh fine." Blaineley groaned.
"Yes, I knew you'd all come around, now let's go we have a cake to bake." Courtney says happily.
Confessional:
Blaineley: No one ever listens to me, this season I plan on taking charge but to do that I'll need to play better than my last season.
Confessional Ends
“Alright B, Alejandro, Cody, you will be cracking the eggs, DJ and Geoff you'll then pour in the flour, Jasmine and Scott you'll put in the cake mix in, Trent and Lindsay you'll pour in the baking powder, and Blaineley you'll be putting in the baking soda, and Eva you will stir the bowl and I'll put the cake in the oven. Time to win the challenge.” Courtney instructs the team.
Meanwhile with the Unique Unicorns Jo began bossing her team around.
"Alright maggots it's time to begin baking, Zoey, Lightning, Duncan, and Sky you will be cracking the eggs, Dave and Cameron you'll then pour in the flour and the sugar but not too much of it, Gwen you'll put in the cake mix in, Katie and Noah you'll pour in the baking powder, and Topher, and Amy you'll be putting in the baking soda, and Shawn you will stir the bowl and I'll put the cake in the oven." Jo ordered "Any questions?"
"Uh yeah why do you get the easy job?" Amy asked angrily.
"Because I said so, that's why." Jo argued glaring at the mean twin.
With the Amazing Alicorns it was chaos, Leonard was trying to make a cake with spells, Justin was busy looking at his reflection, Sierra was sobbing about Cody not being on her team, Tyler dropped some of the eggs on the floor and passed out, Sugar was trying to eat the ingredients, Owen was trying his hardest not to eat the ingredients, Staci was talking to Rodney about her ancestors as Rodney looked lovestruck at her.
Confessional:
Rodney: I can't believe Staci wanted to talk to me the most of course it means something, love.
Confessional Ends
Beth, Mike, Sadie, Sam, and Scarlett seemed to be the only ones trying to cook, and they were beginning to get annoyed with their team.
"Half of our team is screwing everything up." Scarlett said with venom in her tone.
"Hey Owen's at least trying to help." Mike lectured.
"C'mon Owen just get the eggs and you'll be fine." Owen said with uncertainty as he was trying to get the eggs without eating them.
"Yes but he's starting to slow us down. We have to vote one of them off if we lose." Scarlett explained.
"Uh I don't know Scarlett I saw the last season I don't know if we should trust you." Mike said skeptically.
"Says the one who lied about his disorder twice." Scarlett smirked making Mike glare at her.
"But if you must know I spent some time in prison and rehabilitated so now I have no plan on harming anybody. After all why else would Chris allow me back on the show?" Scarlett said using sound logic.
Beth, Sam, and Sadie began pondering for a moment until Mike spoke up again "It's Chris McLean, he'd let a psychopath compete on this show."
"Yes our host is sociopathic but surely he would not want any lawsuits, after all if any contestant is killed he says bye bye to his rich lifestyle." Scarlett argued.
Mike couldn't argue with that one, Chris definitely didn't want any lawsuits. "That is proof you can trust me not to harm you in any way shape or form." Scarlett informs the group.
"Okay fine I'll join you in the vote, but I'm keeping my eye on you." Mike said.
"Very well how about the rest of you?" Scarlett asks the rest of the group.
"I'll join you guys too." Beth said.
"Uh I'll also join." Sadie says warily.
"So will I." Sam agreed.
"Wonderful." Scarlett nodded her head.
Confessional:
Scarlett: How did I convince them to join me for the vote, simple I wasn't lying I have no intention on harming or killing them as I don't want to be disqualified or put in prison but I still plan on running this game.
Sadie: I'm still unsure about Scarlett, she scares me but if there is an alliance I might as well be with them then against them.
Mike: I'm keeping my eye on Scarlett, she's more untrustworthy than Heather, Alejandro, Scott, and Courtney combined.
Confessional Ends
Amy and Topher were putting in the Baking Soda for the Unique Unicorns.
“So how much baking soda should we put in Topher?” Amy asked the host wannabe.
“Stand back I take culinary for a living let me show you how it’s done.” Topher said pushing Amy out of the way, he then put the baking soda in carefully.
Meanwhile with the Powerful Pegasi DJ began putting some of his Momma Spice in the mix.
“Dude, you sure that’s safe to put in?” Geoff asked the brickhouse.
“Of course, this makes anything taste good, plus if we follow the recipe it should be good.” DJ said.
“Whatever you say man.” Geoff shrugged.
After a while all the cakes were done.
"Time is up." Celestia boomed as all the contestants showed up.
"It is time to present us with your cakes." Discord announced to the cast.
First was the Excellent Earth Ponies with their cake as they presented it.
"This looks promising." Luna said happily.
Celestia, Luna, Discord, and Chris began eating it.
"I give it a solid 6." Chris announced.
"Not bad I give it a 5." Discord said.
"I shall give it a 7 it was delicious." Luna praised the campers.
"It could use more eggs I give it a 4.” Celestia criticizes kindly.
“How did you know if there aren’t many eggs?” Anne Maria asked with a gulp as her team except for Ella glared at her.
“I have a natural sense for cakes.” Celestia explained regally making Discord snicker.
“With a total of 22 points will the Excellent Earth Ponies survive elimination?” Chris announced.
Soon the Powerful Pegasi show up with a cake of their own.
The hosts then tasted the cake.
“I give it a 9, it was very delicious.” Chris said happily.
“Indeed this earns a 10 from me.” Luna praises.
“I give it a 8 normal there’s something in it that just makes it so good.” Discord said.
“Huzzah this cake is extraordinary I give it a 10 as well.” Celestia beamed happily.
Courtney smiles at this as she proved her worth to the team. DJ smiles because he knew his Momma Spice made the cake taste magnificent.
Confessional:
Courtney: Ha, I knew I’d satisfy them with my expert baking skills.
DJ:(Holds up the Momma Spice) This is why I never leave home without it, thanks Momma.
Confessional Ends
“The Powerful Pegasi are ahead of the Excellent Earth Ponies with 37 points.” Chris announces. “The Unique Unicorns you’re up next.”
The Unique Unicorns were next with the cake.
The hosts then ate their own slices of cake and Chris was the first to judge.
“Not bad, I give it a 6.” Chris announces.
“It’s alright, I give it a 5.” Discord rolls his eyes.
“Well I give it a 9.” Luna spoke happily.
“I give it a 9 as well.” Celestia agreed with her sister.
“So with a score of 29 for the Unique Unicorns the Excellent Earth Ponies are definitely heading to elimination but who will join the Earth Ponies, the Amazing Alicorns or the Unique Unicorns. We’ll find out after the break.” Chris said.
(After Commercial Break)
“Welcome back it seems the Amazing Alicorns are next in line to bring up the cake.” Chris announced.
The Amazing Alicorns brought out their cake but it was all lumpy and a bit burnt.
“Yikes what happened here?” Chris asked shocked at what happened to the cake.
“Trust me you don’t want to know.” Mike reassures the hosts.
“Well we might as well eat it.” Luna said.
The hosts then ate the cake.
“Blegh what have you done to this cake it gets a 1.” Chris said angrily.
“I give it a 4 it wasn’t too bad but it was hardly that good.” Luna said.
“This cake is unusual but I like it, I give it an 8.” Discord shrugged making the rest of the people in the room look at him weirdly.
“Well Celestia we might as well hear what you think, not like it even matters.” Chris said.
“This isn’t very good, I’m afraid I give it a 3.” Celestia said sadly.
“Well you heard it folks, the Amazing Alicorns and the Excellent Earth Ponies lose the challenge and they will be heading to elimination, but first we will have to get you situated in your homes at Ponyville.” Chris explained.
“Wait homes?” Zoey asked
“As in not those horrid cabins.” Alejandro raised an eyebrow.
“Trust me I wanted to, but some alicorns wouldn’t let me.” Chris glared at Celestia and Luna who glared back.
Soon we then see the Excellent Earth Ponies at their new house with bedrooms for the boys and girls.
Beardo, Brick, Ezekiel, Harold, and Max were all settling in their room.
“Well comrades this seems like an excellent place to settle in.” Brick said happily.
“It sure does, I’m sure my lovely LeShawna will enjoy this place.” Harold agreed while also fawning about Leshawna.
“Yes this will be a wonderful place to build my EVIL inventions.” Max said with malicious glee.
“Dude you need help.” Beardo rolled his eyes as he laid on the bed.
Meanwhile with the girls they were discussing who to vote off.
“So girls I was thinkin’ we vote out that freakzekiel.” Anne Maria said as the girls were settling in.
“You mean Ezekiel? I don’t know he hardly did anything wrong today.” Dakota said.
“Well think about it, he used to be a monster, what makes you think he won’t turn into one again. That spell could have some side effects or something.” Anne Maria explained “Plus he’s sexist from what he saw on season one.”
“Hey Ezekiel changed from that, he even apologized for those comments.” Bridgette was quick to defend her newest friend.
“Girl please he could just be saying all that to stay in, and besides remember that episode where he captured Chris he could still be insane, all I’m saying is once a monster always a monster.” Anne Maria said walking away.
Bridgette glared at Anne Maria as she left.
Confessional:
Anne Maria: I still remember that homeschool gettin’ me to quit back at season 4, it’s time I get my revenge.
Bridgette: This feels so unfair, Ezekiel didn’t even do anything wrong today. He shouldn’t get voted off first again.
Confessional Ends
“Guys Ezekiel did nothing wrong today.” Bridgette said “Anne Maria cost us the challenge.”
“Girl I know that, but you heard Anne Maria he could still be crazy in the head. I’m not sure if we should take the risk.” LeShawna spoke.
A while later Bridgette then began talking to Ezekiel in the kitchen.
"Anne Maria's planning to get you voted out, she's arguing that you could still be insane." Bridgette explained to the homeschooler.
"Oh no, I don't wanna go home first again eh." Ezekiel said scared.
"Relax Ezekiel, I'll just try to convince the team you changed for the better." Bridgette reassured him.
"Thanks Bridgette." Ezekiel said happily.
After a few minutes the team heard the doorbell ring.
“I’ll get it, I’ll get it.” Izzy said happily going downstairs and getting the door where she saw Spike.
“Ooh hi there dragon can you breathe fire?” Izzy asked with curiosity.
“Yes I can, anyway Twilight told me to tell you to head to the castle next door, your elimination is soon.” Spike explained to everyone as they all came downstairs.
“Well time to get ready.” Brick said as all the Excellent Earth Ponies began walking out of the door to the castle.
Meanwhile with the Amazing Alicorns, the guys began settling in the room.
“Ah this is the life.” Sam sighed happily.
“Yeah I’m glad we don’t have to stay in those cabins for once.” Owen giggles “And I’m in Equestria, best day ever except for the part where we have to vote someone out hehe."
"Yeah who should we vote out anyway?" Tyler asked curiously.
"I think I might have an idea of who." Justin said.
"But you did nothing in the challenge why should we listen to you?" Sam asked angrily.
"Because I regret it, and I promise to do better plus I wasn't the only one who did nothing." Justin pointed out.
"We're listening." Tyler raised an eyebrow.
"Sugar was trying to eat the ingredients slowing the team down, and Sierra was doing nothing but complaining over her and Cody not being on the same team." Justin said.
"Yeah that is true." Owen said putting a finger to his chin.
"Aw c'mon Sierra was just sad that's all." Mike said "Can't we give her another chance? Sugar ate our ingredients."
Leonard then was worried for his friend Sugar so he went to speak.
"But Sierra just continues to stalk Cody which makes him really uncomfortable so I strongly advise against keeping her." Leonard pointed out.
"Hmm, you both have understanding argument, I'll put those into consideration." Justin said.
Meanwhile with the girls Sierra had gone off to see Cody, so that left Sugar, Staci, Sadie, Beth, and Scarlett alone.
Staci was telling Sugar stories about her ancestors which Sugar was happy to hear.
"So your great great great great great grandma Gladys invented farms that's mighty interesting" Sugar said happily.
"Yeah it's true." Staci said.
"One of those two need to go." Scarlett whispered to Beth and Sadie.
"I agree they're starting to get annoying and they hardly did a thing in the challenge." Sadie said.
"Plus Sugar did mess up when she ate the ingredients." Beth pointed out.
"Perfect so it's agreed we vote out Sugar, I will tell Mike before the elimination." Scarlett said.
Scarlett and Mike then met up at the kitchen where they began discussing their alliance plans.
"So the guys are either set on Sierra or Sugar." Mike told Scarlett.
"Interesting, me and the girls want Sugar gone." Scarlett explained.
"Okay I'll tell Sam." Mike said "And remember I'm watching you."
"Yes yes just go." Scarlett rolled her eyes.
After a while Spike knocked the door to the house to which Sam opened.
"Your team needs to show up for elimination now." Spike explained.
"Oh okay, guys it's time to head to elimination." Sam called out.
"Sierra is at the Powerful Pegasi's house." Scarlett whispered to Spike.
The Amazing Alicorns except Sierra then headed to the castle along with the Excellent Earth Ponies.
Meanwhile with the Powerful Pegasi the boys began settling in.
"Well my dudes this is the life." Geoff sighed happily.
"Agreed amigo, this is indeed luxury it may not be as good as the Spa Hotel but this is better." Alejandro commented.
"Dude you have no right to be calling me amigo after what you did to Bridgette." Geoff glared at the Spaniard.
"Ah Geoff can we not let bygones be bygones." Alejandro smirked.
"Uh let me think about that, no." Geoff said angrily.
"Alright suit yourself." Alejandro shrugged.
"Let's just relax for now. We don't have to worry about elimination so isn't that a good thing?" DJ said happily.
Soon they saw Sierra running in the boys room.
"Codykins." Sierra said happily.
Cody screamed horrified "Sierra what are you doing here?"
"Oh I came here to spend some time with you." Sierra said giddily.
"Ugh, Sierra look, I like you and all but we have to remain in our own houses." Cody explained.
"No one said we had to be in our team's houses all the time." Sierra giggled.
"Uh right what I meant to say is-" Cody rubbed the back of his head.
"Uh Sierra it's time for you to head to elimination." Spike said showing up inside the boys room.
"Aw, oh well I'll see you after the elimination, buh-bye my sweet Cody." Sierra waved Cody off before leaving.
"Thank goodness." Cody said in relief.
Soon we are shown to Twilight's castle where the Amazing Alicorns were sitting on bleachers, Twilight had Spike made.
Chris, Celestia, Luna, and Discord then showed up.
"So Chris what is this season's method of safety, is it marshmallows I hope it's marshmallows." Sierra squealed.
"This season we'll be handing out cupcakes freshly made by our local dragon Spike." Chris smirked.
"Hope you enjoy those by the way." Spike said showing up to the room before leaving.
“So cupcakes go to...Beth, Sadie, Sam, Rodney, Mike, Owen, Staci, Leonard and Tyler.” Chris announces handing the cupcakes to the people he called out.
“Scarlett, Justin, Sierra, and Sugar you all have reasons to be sent home today.” Discord smirked.
“Scarlett you are still untrustworthy for that stunt you pulled in Pahkitew Island if it weren’t for the fact that you were apparently rehabilitated you wouldn’t be here right now, Justin and Sierra you both did nothing in the challenge and Sugar you kept trying to eat the ingredients.” Celestia explained the reasons for why they were in the bottom 4.
“The next one who’s safe is...” Chris dragged on.
“Scarlett.” Chris said throwing Scarlett a cupcake.
“And Justin you are safe for another day.” Chris announces throwing Justin a cupcake.
“Contestants I have one more cupcake left and it goes to...” Chris announced in a serious tone.
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“Sierra.” Chris threw the cupcake to the super fan who immediately caught it gleefully.
“What? I ain’t going down this easily I demand a recount.” Sugar huffed.
“There was no mistake, the votes are final.” Luna explained annoyed.
“Indeed so unfortunately the Royal Nusainces have made sure this season’s elimination method is safe so we present the portal of shame.” Chris glared at the princesses who glared right back.
"This portal will send you directly to Playa De Losers and don't worry we made sure it was safe." Celestia explained.
"Well I ain't going in there I am not losing this- WAHHHHHHHHHHHH." Sugar screamed as she was forced in the portal by Luna's magic.
"Sorry but she wasn't going to do so on her own." Luna apologized with a sigh.
"You're forgiven Luna, now Amazing Alicorns, leave so we can bring in the Excellent Earth Ponies." Celestia explained.
The Amazing Alicorns then left as the Excellent Earth Ponies showed up.
"Campers these cupcakes are symbols of your safety, if I call your name you get a cupcake." Chris announced.
"Brick, Dawn, Ella, Harold, Bridgette, Dakota, Beardo, Izzy, LeShawna, Heather, and Max you're all safe." Chris said throwing the cupcakes to the safe campers.
"Ezekiel you are here because of your previous actions from former seasons, and Anne Maria you are here for costing your team the challenge." Luna explained.
"The last cupcake goes to..." Chris began speaking.
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"Ezekiel for the first time in history you're safe." Chris said as he threw Ezekiel a cupcake.
"Oh yes." Ezekiel said happily.
"Anne Maria the portal of shame awaits brah." Chris announces.
"You've made a huge mistake getting rid of me, that freak will only make tings worse for you just wait and see." Anne Maria said angrily before she went in the portal.
Chris: Well that was a close one, will Ezekiel survive being eliminated again, will Scarlett's alliance crumble, and will I remain perfect, yes to that but to the other questions find out on Total Drama Ponies." Chris announced.