Sunset Shimmer can feel the warm rays of the sun land on her face, prompting her to slowly open her eyes to greet the blessed day. Unfortunately, that day is blotted out by the big, pink, smiling face of Pinkie Pie. Though the dark mage should be screaming in surprise, it's become a common occurrence for the party girl to randomly appear with her face just a few centimeters away from her friends whenever they have sleepovers. And even when they don't have sleepovers.

Without even moving her head, Sunset glances around her and notices that everyone else is gone. The sheets are strewn about and their pillows are unkempt but they're definitely out and about but left Sunset to herself. That was courteous of them but she'd like to spend the day with her friends, not just all day in bed.

"Pinkie, what are you doing?" she interrogates, fixating her eyes on the bard.

"Wanna go on a dungeon raid?" the party girl asks. "Twilight said she wants to go and I wanna go. We just need one more person to make this a proper dungeon raid!" She sits up and points two finger guns at the dark mage, clearly signifying her to be the last member.

"Couldn't anyone else take the chance?" Sunset questions. "What about Rainbow Dash or maybe even Applejack? Or maybe even both of them so they can have some sort of competition?"

Pinkie gently flops onto Sunset's body, her head resting comfortably in the the dark mage’s bosom. Although Sunset Shimmer wants to shove the girl off, the warm feeling enveloping her body is too comforting to reject. Reluctantly, she wraps her arms around Pinkie's back, slowly pulling her in. She can feel the bard's soft breasts pressing up against her belly through the fabric of their clothes and the sheets. The contact feels strange but comforting, nonetheless.

"Everyone else is busy with other stuff," Pinkie mutters, her warm breath melting through Sunset's clothes and washing over her bosom, tingling her skin. "They have work, so they're a little preoccupied at the moment. Plus, Twilight's been dying to try out her new abilities after leveling up. I'm coming along because I want to and because she needs someone to buff her, and we could also use someone who specializes in magic!"

Sunset rolls her eyes at the pink girl's cogent abilities but can't seem to shake off the idea of finding something interesting in a dark, spooky dungeon. Sure, they'll come across some Undeads and horny creatures, but she's sure the rewards they find will be worth it.

"Fuck it. Why the hell not?" Sunset groans. "I'll be ready in a bit, so just let Twilight know I'm coming along."

Pinkie sits up, a gleeful smile on her face. "Okie dokie lokie!" she chants as she leaps off the bed and scurries out of the door.

However, instead of getting up, Sunset remains in the bed with a look of utter despair on her face. "We are so gonna get fucked."

"This was not what I was expecting..." Twilight mumbles as she gazes upon the archway leading to the dungeon's interior.

The archway is made out of stone but deep veins seem to pulsate with a blue, alien light. The area around it is surrounded by glowing metal as if it was infected by some strange, alien disease. This doesn't look like it was sculpted out by the forces of nature, but as if it were built by someone or something out of this world.

"This doesn't look too safe," Sunset says. "Pinkie, are you sure we can take this on?"

"Of course!" the bard says without even a sliver of uncertainty. "We're at pretty high levels anyway, so what's to stop us from taking on this dungeon?"

"The fact that it doesn't look like a dungeon you'd find in a normal fantasy MMORPG?" Twilight responds. "It seems a little too...strange, don't you think?"

"That only means there's gonna be some really good loot in here! Come on!" Without even waiting for her friends to call her back, Pinkie Pie jovially strolls into the strange dungeon.

"I said it before and I'll say it again," Sunset mutters, "we are so gonna get fucked."

"In more ways than one," Twilight adds with a grimace.

The two girls follow Pinkie into the open corridor and cautiously glance around for any hidden traps or monsters along the way. The hallways are lit up by the glowing, blue veins, allowing enough light for the adventurers to see through the darkness and at what's ahead. So far, there have been no signs of danger, but the adventurers can't possibly consider letting their guard down for a second.

Eventually, they come up to a door with a lever off to the side of it. On the other side of the door, the girls can clearly hear the sounds of growling beasts and the agonizing moans of the undead. While Twilight unsheathes her sword and Sunset readies her grimoire, Pinkie stands off to the side, ready to pull down the lever and release the incoming horde.

"On my signal, Pinkie," Sunset commands. She pauses, surprised that Pinkie is actually listening instead of trying to do whatever the heck she wants. "Ready? One—"

"Ready!" Pinkie shouts.

The sound of the lever being pulled and the view of the door opening up causes Sunset's blood to run cold. She looks over distraughtly at Pinkie, who looks back at her with a confused look.

"What? You said 'ready', so I pulled the lever," she explains.

Sunset is doing everything she can to keep herself from strangling the pink bard, but focus on friendly fire at the minute. They have to cut down this horde of enemies if they're ever going to get out of this alive.

Twilight's body glows with a brilliant, red aura, causing her muscles to expand just a bit and her physical attack to increase drastically. She charges at the incoming horde of Undeads, kobolds, and little gremlins, mowing through them like nothing. Her sword cuts through the armor-like scales of the kobolds, her shield smashes the skulls of the zombies and skeletons, and her quick hands grapple the incoming gremlins, allowing her to toss them out of the way like rubble.

Of course, Twilight can't have all the fun. Sunset flips through her grimoire until landing on a few pages free of dark spells and casts the first one that comes to mind. "FIRE MAGIC: FIRE CHAINS!"

Only a few of the creatures are bound by the chains, but it allows Twilight the perfect opportunity to slay them while they're immobilized. They squeal and screech in agony as the chains burn into their skin, searing their tender flesh and bones. Using BLOODHOUND ARROWS, Sunset manages to skewer a few of the remaining enemies, splattering blood upon the walls.

Out of the blue, one red kobolds manage to break through the fray and tackles Sunset to the floor. It grasps her breasts in its sharp claws, pricking her tender flesh. Its breath is putrid and smells of rotten meat, causing Sunset to gag in disgust. Her eyes widen in shock to see a twitching, crimson reptilian cock between the creature's legs. With adrenaline flooding her veins and survival instinct on her mind, she grabs the horny creature by the skull and flips over, placing him on the stone floor and giving the dark mage the upper hand.

She bashes the creature's head in with her own fists, which actually seem to do more damage than they should against the kobold's scales. It's as if her body has been given the strength of a god; her body feels as light as a feather as strength courses through her and her fists feel like twenty-pound weights that pummel the kobold into a bloody, pixelated pulp. Through the bedlam of the battle, Sunset can hear the faint tune of a hardcore song ringing through her ears that invigorates her.

Eventually, Sunset ceases her barrage and rises off of her battered opponent, who fades into EXP particles that flood the dark mage with strength as she levels up. The blood and mosaic gory remains, along with the fetor of iron and meat, fade away into pixels.

"Well that was exhilarating," Twilight says with an exasperated sigh. "Are you alright, Sunset?"

The dark mage looks over to her friend with a reassuring smile and a thumbs up. However, she glances over at Pinkie Pie, who seems a little guilty.

"Pinkie, what's wrong?" Sunset asks.

"Sorry, but it's just like when I went into a dungeon with Rainbow Dash," the bard solemnly replies. "I wasn't very helpful and I wasn't able to fight like the two of you."

Compassion blooms in Sunset's heart for her downfallen friend. Of course, the bard isn't necessarily a combat unit but more of a support unit. She's certain Pinkie knows that, but to see her so downtrodden hurts her a bit.

As she rests a hand on Pinkie's shoulder, Sunset looks into the girl's sorrowful eyes while maintaining a confident glint in her own. "Pinkie, you're a support unit and support units are just as viable as knights, rogues, or mages. You can't bring yourself down, which is ironic because you're meant to boost everyone's spirits and power. You're a viable asset, Pinkie. Don't ever think otherwise!"

The bard's gloomy eyes sudden explode with life as her friend's words hit her. Immediately, she hugs the dark mage, smothering her in love and affection, while nearly toppling her over. For some reason, though, Pinkie's face is planted right into Sunset's bodacious breasts once again. The feeling of having her face smother her tits and the warmth of her moist breath wash over her skin sends a small shiver coursing through her body.

"O-okay, Pinkie," Sunset stammers. "That's enough."

Reluctantly, the pink bard releases her hold on her friend before either of them could succumb to the brewing desires of their hearts. As pleasant as the connection was, Sunset doesn't want to delve into debauchery—at least, not just yet.

"Well then, shall we proceed?" Twilight calls out as she gestures to another door with more monstrous noises emanating from it.

Sunset nods confidently in the face of the oncoming battle. "Let's."

Ten rooms of horny monsters, six lust reducing potions, ten bottles of health potions, five bottles of mana potions, and tons of mid-tier treasure later, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie stand before one final door at what must be the end of the dungeon. Their clothes are in tatters, their stamina is drained, and they barely have enough strength to fend off anymore beasts.

"I think we're almost in the clear," Sunset declares. "This door should be the last thing standing between us and the end of this dungeon—and whatever monsters are behind it."

However, as the girls approach the ginormous door, they notice that there is no knob or lever to open it with. There's no slot for a key to slip into, neither is there any pressure plate to open it.

"Anyone have any ideas as to how we can open this thing?" Twilight asks.

"We can always bust it down, right?" Pinkie suggests.

"And waste the rest of our strength?" Sunset questions. "No thanks. We're already out of potions, so there's no way to replenish our strength once we bust through."

Sunset looks around the walls until her eyes land on a small indent in the wall to the left of the door. There is a small keypad with the blue veins leading up to the door like some sort of electrical current. There are four arrows, each one pointing either up, down, left, or right; the first four letters of the alphabet are on the corners. Above the keypad is a small engraving that glows with a golden light, which Sunset reads aloud for her party to hear:

"From loneliness and solitude shalt the secret beest reveal'd. F'r only the most chaste of p'rsons can uncov'r the code to cheateth their way through."

She looks back to her friends, who gaze at her and the puzzle with questioning looks. The riddle makes very little sense but the buttons on the keypad seem a bit familiar.

"'Only the most chaste of p'rsons..." Sunset echoes. "'The code to cheathet their way'—I got it!"

She punches in the code on the keypad with confidence and a little bit of shame. Immediately, the space begins to rumble as the massive doors open up to the worthy adventurers, leading them to their final challenge.

"Woah! What was the code?" Twilight asks.

"Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A," Sunset says with a bit of blush. "I kinda guessed because it said 'code' and 'cheat' in the same sentence."

"Also from 'chaste', right?" Pinkie asks with a sly grin, to which Sunset glowers at. "Riiiiiight Sunset Shimmer?"

Sunset really wants to strangle Pinkie while she still has the chance, but the sound of mechanical whirring drags her attention back to the open doorway. The adventurers step in, fascinated by the spacious room and the strange technology surrounding them. Robotic parts such as limbs, heads, and cogs litter wooden tables. Dark, empty incubation pods line the walls, but one in the center of the room remains lit—with something inside.

As the adventurers approach, they take a gander at the pod to see what looks like a girl sleeping within. Her hair is jet-black with a pink streak, that reaches down to the dip in her back. Her skin is peachy and bright but doesn't seem quite right like human skin. Her cup size is at least a plump F-cup. She has a black leotard with white along her obliques. Black gloves cover her hands and white boots come up to her thighs.

At the bottom of the pod, Sunset notices a plaque with a little information on the girl, which she conveys to her friends:

"Sentient. Enchanted. Robotic. Venereal. And. Neutralizing. Tool., also known as S.E.R.V.A.N.T., is the first successful artificial android designed by Dr. Eroge to be the perfect combat and sex machine for both genders, all races, and every conceivable fantasy... What the fuck?"

"That sounds pretty interesting!" Pinkie exclaims. She plants her face on the glass window separating her from the android. "Hellooo! Wakey, wakey!"

"Pinkie!" Sunset shouts, dragging her friend away from the pod. "We don't know if we should even open this thing up yet! For all we know, it was sealed down here because it's too dangerous!"

"But I wanna see what it can do!" Pinkie whines like an arrogant child. "And I'm talking about the sex stuff, you all can worry about the combat stuff."

"Oh ho! So there's actually somethin' interestin' down in this dungeon, eh?" a deep, raspy voice calls out from the doorway.

The girls cover up their exposed bits and look back in terror to see a group of seven men, each of them looking menacing with scars and heavy weapons, leering at them with sadistic grins. One of the men, a brawny guy with dark skin, a red mohawk, and a heavy blade over his shoulder, steps out from amongst the rest of his party and approaches the girls.

"Ya know, if it hadn't been for you lovely ladies for clearin' up the dungeon of the monsters 'n' stuff, we'd have to waste all our valuable items and strength. The members of the Blood Brothers guild thank you for your help. Now, if you'll please, hand over your goods."

Twilight and Pinkie slowly step back but Sunset whips open her grimoire, ready to take down the intruders. However, she notices that her mana is nearly depleted; she barely has enough mana to cast enough spells to take them all out...unless she uses another dark spell. She teeters back and forth, conflicted on whether or not to use something as dangerous as that again. She shakes her head and flips the pages back to the normal spells, dispelling those unnecessary ideas.

Extending forth her hands, she channels mana from the atmosphere, collecting crackling energy in front of her palms. "LIGHTNING MAGIC: STORM!"

Bolts of burning lightning shoot from her hands and barely miss the bandit leader before striking two of his teammates dead, leaving them as burnt corpses. With all of her mana drained, Sunset collapses onto her knees in exasperation. She can't feel her limbs and her breaths feel hot in her dry throat. Her mind feels like it's about to blank, forcing her to fall unconscious.

“Oh, you fucking cunt,” the leader growls. He tightens his grip on his sword and gets ready to run at Sunset and her team. “I’m gonna kill you fuckin’ bitches, then I’m gonna fuck your corpses!”

“Well, fuck me,” Sunset gripes under her breath.

“CODE PHRASE ACCEPTED. INITIATING AWAKENING SEQUENCE,” a mechanical, female voice shouts from above.

The sound of steam hissing, gears churning, and mechanical parts whirring to life drags everyone’s attention over to the incubation pod containing the android. The amniotic fluid is drained from the pod before the the door wings open and the synthetic being comes to life. Her glowing, pink eyes scan her surroundings before landing on Sunset Shimmer.

“Requesting DNA print before further instructions,” she says in a cold, robotic tone.

“The hell is that thing?” one of the bandits asks.

Sunset struggles to her feet while her friends place themselves between her and the bandits. With the few dregs of strength still coursing through them, Twilight and Pinkie stand their ground in defiance against their foes and in defense of Sunset as she handles the synthetic being.

"Must be some kinda fuck bot," the bandit leader says as he licks his lips. "Why have you girls, when we can just take that thing for ourselves?! Gettem boys!"

While Twilight and Pinkie handle the goons, Sunset stands face to face with the emotionless automaton. "S-so how do I give you a DNA sample?" she inquires. "Do I just give you a drop of blood or—"

"That will not be necessary," the android cuts off. "Simple lip contact will be enough to provide user's identification. After which, I will be the servant of the one who has provided their biological information."

This is all too weird for Sunset but she’s got no other choice. She needs to be able to help her friends and this is the only logical way now. Mustering up her courage and steeling herself, Sunset connects her lips with the android's. Oddly, it doesn't feel cold or lifeless as she had anticipated. The machine's lips feel smooth like actual skin and have a bit of warmth to them that feels pleasant.

Quickly, she removes herself and notices that the android's lips curl up into a bright smile. "DNA sample acquired," it says. "Master Identification: Sunset Shimmer. S.E.R.V.A.N.T. awaiting orders."

"Protect me and my friends!" the dark mage immediately commands.

The android bows and, in a split second, catches a battered Twilight and Pinkie Pie in her arms right behind Sunset. The girl looks back in surprise, her eyes unable to follow along with the machine's movements as if it had teleported. Gently, it sets the weary girls down and proceeds to slowly waltz over to the opposing guild.

"Da fuq?" the leader mutters. "I guess this thing ain't gonna be our new toy, fellas. Kill it and finish those girls off!"

Two of the remaining goons charge at the android, their swords reared back to strike. The moment they bring their swords crashing into the automaton's neck and torso, their blades snap like twigs. The men look between their broken swords and the chipped pieces in horror while Sunset stares at the spectacle in awe.

"ETHERIAL CANNONS," S.E.R.V.A.N.T. says.

The robot extends forth both of her hands and places them on the chests of its opponents. No one gets to react fast enough before the two men are blasted through the walls by powerful purple lasers. A curtain of dust and particles block Sunset's view but she can see faint silhouette of the terrified members of the opposing guild.

"What the hell!?" the leader exclaims in terror. He looks to the remainder of his petrified men and pushes them forward, forcing them to fight. "What the hell are you idiots doing!? Get out there and kill that thing!"

The goons charge at the automaton, weapons ready to strike once again.

“GOLIATH STRIKE,” it utters.

One of its arms is encased in a giant metal glove with spiked knuckles. With one punch, the robot manages to blow all the incoming goons like a massive explosion, sending them flying away into the walls.

“Fuckin’... I have to do everything around here!” the boss booms.

He grips his blade with both hands and brings it crashing down into the ground, causing a massive fissure to spread from him to the girls. Rearing the heavy weapon back, he charges at the android with a mighty battle cry. In the blink of an eye, though, the robot appears directly in front of the bandit, its fist already buried deep in the man’s gut. He looks down in utter shock and horror while the android has no expression at all. Slowly, the machine removes its fist from its target and watches blankly as the man collapses, completely unconscious.

“Enemy forces neutralizes,” it declares. It looks back to Sunset and the rest of the girls, who are completely awestruck by what just happened. “Was that satisfactory, Mistress Shimmer?”

It takes a minute for Sunset to comprehend what exactly just happened as she looks between the defeated bandits to the emotionless robot.

“T-that was more than satisfactory!” she says. “Thank you!”

The android bows, seemingly prideful with the praise. “Many thanks for your praise, Mistress Sunset. Any further instructions?”

The dark mage looks to the battered girls in her arms and looks back to the android with desperation. “Can you heal me and my friends?”

The robot nods and walks up to the weary girls. Placing both of her hands, and a third emerging from the top of her right shoulder, on Sunset, Twilight, and Pinkie, a green light emanates from her palms that sends a calming warmth through their bodies. Sunset can feel every fiber of her being returning to their prime and her mana bar suddenly fills up with power. As the girls in her arms open their eyes to the scene around them, Sunset embraces them as a warm feeling of relief washes over her.

"Sunset?" Twilight groans. "What happened?"

"You got your asses handed to, that's what happened," the dark mage chuckles through weak sobs. "I'm glad you two are okay."

"What about the bandits?" Pinkie asks. "And the android?"

"The bandits are taken care of and the android is right here," Sunset says. Everyone looks back to the robot, who keeps its arms behind its back as it awaits new orders. "Thank you again, uh...what was your name again?"

"I have not been designated a name, but my identification is Sentient. Enchanted. Robotic. Venereal. And. Neutralizing. Tool., my moniker being S.E.R.V.A.N.T."

"Yeah...that's gonna be too weird to keep calling you," Sunset cringes. "It's gonna be weird calling you Servant all the time whenever we need your help. Let's give you a name."

"Very well then," the android complies. It stands patiently, waiting for whatever name it's designated with.

Sunset mulls over a few ideas in her head, some of which may fit the robot's characteristics, such as its combat prowess and sexual talents, but names such as "Fucktoy", "Berserker", or "Ball Buster" would be a little too much—and far too vulgar. Suddenly, an idea pops up in her mind as she thinks back to her home world of Equestria.

"How about 'Harmonia'?" she suggests.

Twilight and Pinkie look to the dark mage with perplexed looks. "What?" they both ask in unison.

"I mean, it's kind of like mixing up the word 'harmony' into a name. Doesn't sound too bad, right?"

"Very well then," the android says. "Name acquired: Harmonia."

"All we need to do now is get the hell out of here," Twilight says as she opens up her menu and selects the "Fast Travel" option. "Everyone hold on while I get us out of here."

Pinkie, Sunset, and even Harmonia grab onto Twilight as she activates the Fast Travel option to finally escape from the dungeon with all their newfound goods.

Completely forgot to add new stat updates!

Sunset Shimmer—Level: 21; Class: Dark Mage; Abilities: Purgatory Flames, Ice Bullets, Devil’s Gift
Applejack—Level: 19; Class: Gunslinger; Abilities: Dual Wield
Rarity—Level: 19; Class: Mage; Abilities: Holy Ray
Twilight Sparkle—Level: 16; Class: Knight; New Abilities: Shield Charge
Rainbow Dash—Level: 16; Class: Rogue; New Abilities: Chirp
Fluttershy—Level: 16; Class: Druid; New Abilities: Animal Instinct
Pinkie Pie—Level: 17; Class: Bard; New Abilities: Living Bones