Roy is the clumsiest, most awkward person in existence, with an awful past. He gets taken away from Earth one day by a pony on a mission. Now, it is up to him to save Equestria after the loss of an element of harmony. Could Roy save Equestria before dying of whiplash by tripping over his own hooves?
Thanks to MrsTwilightSparkle and Silver Quill MLP for finding typos and proofreading.