Nappa deadpanned the four little children things at his door. Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Spike had their puppy eyes ready.

"Can you please train us? We wanna learn how you fly and shoot cool beams out of your claws." Sweetie Belle asked Nappa, he deadpanned at the girls (and boy).

"No," Nappa said blankly, he wasn't going to teach Twilight so he is sure as hell isn't going to teach some kids.

"Please if you could just-" Nappa closed the door, and walked to his refrigerator. He opened it and the four were in there. "Pretty please?" They begged, Nappa grabbed a can of soda and closed the refrigerator door. He turned around and they were there, he opened the cap and drank. "We will do anything!" Nappa sighed.

"Why do you want this power? Why? To get a cutie mark? To be noticed? Tell me why and then I will maybe teach you." The fillies and drake flinched, Nappa was dead serious about not teaching Ki.

"I... I don't want to be left behind, Twilight is a prodigy at magic, Rainbow Dash is the fastest flyer in Equestria, Applejack is an athlete and a good farm worker, Fluttershy has a way with animals, Rarity is gorgeous and is good at solving problems, Pinkie Pie has her Pinkie Sense plus the laws of physics don't even apply to her! I... I'm scared that I'll end up cast aside like a tool that no longer has a use... I wanna be stronger!" A small tear escaped from Nappa's eyes it was barely noticeable, he turned towards the girls.

"And you three?" He asked who suddenly snapped back into reality after hearing Spike's speech. Applebloom went first.

"Ah wanna help around the farm, ah wanna make my family proud, like they could say "Wow Applebloom, thank you for stopping this monster." or something like that. Ah just wanna... Ah just wanna... Ah, wanna be remembered! Ah don't wanna be forgotten, ah'm scared that no one will remember me. That ah'll be like the wind." Nappa could relate to Applebloom, eventually, the universe is going to end. He knows this, but there's always otherworld, right? Scootaloo went next.

"I-I want to fly! I want to fly, ever since I was born I had a birth-defect and my wings... They won't work, at my age, they should but they just don't! I want to be like Rainbow Dash, she flies around without a care in the world, always going out on adventures! My parents are gone and I have no one but Rainbow Dash! She is the only pony I have and I don't want her to leave me when ponies start to... when ponies start to talk bad about Rainbow Dash about being with pegasi who can't even fly! I've seen you fly, I've seen you fly around without one care for the world, just like Rainbow Dash." Nappa couldn't take much more or he will break down in tears. God damn it why did he have to ask this? Now I'm sad. Last but certainly not least is Sweetie Belle.

"I... I don't think I can say anything that can even come close to those three." Sweetie Belle laughed.

"That's reasonable." Nappa chuckled, as he drank the rest of his soda to the drop. "Alright let's go." Nappa turned towards the door.

"R-really?" They couldn't believe it.

"You best be fucking coming with me or you won't get training." Nappa walked towards the door and opened it, the quartet followed and closed the door behind them. "Now where to? Uh... Follow me." Nappa walked towards a grassy field a few meters from Ponyville, he snapped his fingers, and the all lined up. He cleared his throat.

"Alright you four, each and every one of you has a desire and/or reason to be here. To get stronger, to be remembered, et cetera, et cetera! But we all know that you must fuel the desire with commitment and focus! This is training like no other, it's Ki training! I will be coaching and training all of you to the limit, by the end of the day you will be so tired and exhausted you wouldn't be able to walk, let alone talk. Which is why I'll be carrying you to your respective homes after the day is done. Before we do anything time to check your power levels." Nappa pressed a button on his scouter, he immediately laughed uncontrollably, the ponies (And Drake) looked at him with bewilderment.

"What's wrong?" They asked, Nappa, paused, and said nothing.

"Oh, nothing, okay so let's start with martial arts. The more you can grasp martial arts the more you can grasp Ki control. Ki control is all about the body, the mind, and the soul. The body is a vessel to which you can withstand hits, the mind is a bridge between the soul and body, the soul is your life force, your will, what makes you strive to be the very best like no one ever was." Nappa smiled at his little Pokemon reference, the four nodded, Spike was taking mental notes the others not so much.

"Okay, first we need to find your fighting stance, your fighting stance is a key element to martial arts. If you do not have a fighting stance you're fucked. Take mine, for example, Applebloom come up, I want you to try and hit me." Nappa went in his fighting stance.

"O-okay" Applebloom came up to Nappa, he nodded to her basically saying that he was ready, she nodded back. She tried to buck Nappa but his left fist grabbed her hoof, he let go making her lose her balance and fall on her butt.

"See? It's a good form, now I'm not saying you should-" He saw Spike perfectly being able to get in his stance. He paused. "Spike, what in the actual fuck?"

"Did I do something?" Spike asked, Nappa looked like he saw a ghost.

"You are the quickest learner I've ever seen." Nappa stood at him blankly, Spike had sweat drop from his forehead.

"Um, okay?" Spike was confused.

"Okay so get in a stance." The three ponies went into their own stances. He looked at their stances, Applebloom and Scootaloo were decent but Sweetie Belle was bad, like really bad. Nappa walked towards Sweetie Belle.

"Your stance is so bad that a mule would flatten you." Nappa insulted, he turned towards the mule was passing by. "No offense."

"None taken." The mule went off on his merry way. Nappa looked into Sweetie Belle's eyes.

"Look bitch, if you want to be strong you need to have a proper stance. Now here are the things wrong with your stance."

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It was getting late out and Celestia was setting her sun, Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash set out to find their sisters/assistant as they call out their name they hear grunting. They walk up on a hill and they see Spike, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, and Scootaloo going across the field and back.

"Again." Nappa smiled, and they ran again. Rainbow Dadh and Applejack walked up to Nappa.

"What in tarnation do ya think ya doing with my kid sister?" Applejack glared at Nappa who was unfazed

"Training them in martial arts" There was no way of sugarcoating it, he just said it. The four were steaming, he just stood there unbothered.

"My dear Sweetie Belle would never-" Rarity was cut off by the hoofsteps of the Nappa's students. Nappa turned towards them.

"What do we do next Sensei?" Sweetie Belle asked out of breath, Nappa felt like he was in Naruto.

"Did you brain wash them with your weird magic?!" Rainbow Dash flew in front of his face, he was getting tired of her.

"Shut the fuck up lesbian! I'm trying to do what a teacher would do. Class dismissed, Spike make sure to do that workout every morning." Nappa turned to Spike.

"Yes, Sensei!" Spike ninja bowed, Nappa was having the time of his life, who doesn't like Naruto? Probably Dragon Ball fans but whatever. They all leave the field and he was alone there, all alone. Then a dimensional hole appeared behind him, he turned around, it was Discord.

"Wanna prank some ponies" Discord had sun glasses on, Nappa smiled.

"Fuck yeah I do!" And he jumped in the portal.

Author's Notes:

Next chapter will be combat related.