In an office full of wackiness and bizarreness, Nappa sat in his office biting his eraser nervously. As soon as the door opened, he dropped his pencil and scooted up in his chair closer to the desk to look professional. There was his assistant, Billy, even though his name was not Billy. Imagine a weak human assistant and there is Billy. And like all assistants, he has a clipboard.

“Billy, I feel like I’m having writer's block. Even though I’m not writing anything. So, tell me, Billy, what do you think I should do about this writer's block?” Nappa asked Billy in a cold emotionless tone whilst frowning at Billy.

“U-uh, I think you should go on a vacation?” Billy said hiding behind his clipboard.

Nappa’s eyes brightened. He jumped in the air and landed on his desk. The desk held his weight despite Nappa’s size. The desk was made of mahogany, you know the kind I’m talking about. Nappa threw his head back and laughed in pure joy! He imagined going on an adventure of a lifetime. “I can see it now Billy! Me, on an adventure, going on a mass genocide! I should call Vegeta, oh wait he is participating in the martial arts tournament, that’s no fun. Oh well, what can a Saiyan do? Get my battle suit and luxury spaceship ready. I’m going on a genocide trip. Nappa hopped down and opened the door, but before he looked back at Billy. “If anyone asks where I am, go tell them to fuck off.” Nappa walked out the door. Billy stood there wide-eyed.

“O-okay, sir” Billy squeaked.

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Nappa donned his battle suit once more. He wore it with a smile as he remembers the days where he and Vegeta killed countless lives for Frieza and for fun. The sun shined in a beautiful way, birds were singing and nothing could mess up this adventure. He looked at his ship as the bridge falls slowly. “Sorry, I just- sorry!” Someone said as the bridge drops slower than any bridge ever. It then slams down gaining the attention of every worker on a set. “Did it!” The same someone spoke, Nappa gave them a thumbs up.

His phone rings and he picks up, "Hello, Nappa speaking." Nappa spoke.

"Yeah, Nappa we need your help," Krillin said over the phone Nappa rolled his eyes.

"What is it?" Nappa asked thinking about coffee.

"Vegeta is going insane I need you to reason with him"

Nappa laughed hard as he went on his knees, tears fell down as he laughed. He wiped those tears off as he stood up, "I'm the last Saiyan you want me to reason with him." Nappa said with a grin.

"Really? I thought you two were best friends." Krillin raised his eyebrow over the phone.

"Yeah, he doesn't like me at the moment, remember the thing that I posted about Daddy Vegeta?" I asked.

"Ooooohh..."

Nappa hears Krillin now realize the situation. "Yeah, I also have a Bug Planet to destroy so..." Nappa looked at the spaceship.

"Wait, you're destroying planets?" asked Krillin.

"You bet your bald head I am! It's an adventure about inspiration, right now I'm lacking inspiration so I decided killing lives would help the matter." Krillin could feel Nappa's grin, feel it.

"Wh-why? How is that going to help?" Krillin asked shakily.

"I don't know ask Billy." He glanced at Billy who flinches at Nappa's eyes.

"Billy? Isn't that the kid who wanted to be your assistant?" Krillin asked.

"Oh yes, he is! And he is the best assistant you could ever ask for. He is nice, gives you coffee when you need it, he is a good kid." Nappa laughed, then on Krillin's end, an explosion occurred.

"God damn it, I need to hang up"

It was now Nappa's turn to rais an eyebrow "Vegeta?" Nappa walked up and down the bridge.

"Fuck yeah that's Vegeta! Goodbye, I'll call you later." Krillin said running.

"Goodbye, love ya," Nappa hanged up, "What a nice guy." Nappa was down on the lower end of the bridge and was about to walk up.

“I almost forgot!” Nappa said with a slight chuckle, he puts his scouter on. “There we go, now we’re ready!” Nappa walks up the bridge but Billy grabs him by the arm. Nappa gave Billy a confused look.

“P-please be safe,” Billy said with worry in his eyes.

“Don’t worry buddy! I won’t die, even if I do I turn into a ghost so...” Nappa trailed off as Billy lets go of Nappa. Nappa walks up the bridge, “Goodbye Billy, don’t forget to not die!” the bridge took a long time to get up. “Okay seriously, hurry it up,” Nappa said rolling his eyes, the bridge went back to the ship fast. Nappa stumbled back, “Love the enthusiasm!” Nappa laughed as he turns towards the control center. He goes into autopilot and chooses the Bug Planet to go and wipe out. The ship takes off as he searches the stars for inspiration.

“You will get his dick one day Chase,” Billy said forming his hand to a fist.

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In Space

As Nappa flies across space he went to the kitchen to make some coffee. He started making it and prepares his mug. He was bouncing up and down for his daily dose of coffee. Oh, how he loved coffee, the sweet yet bitter aroma. He started to space out as he begins to think about coffee. The coffee maker made a ting sound. He poured the coffee in his “Bald This Way” mug. He walked over to the control center and sits down in his seat. He took a sip and spits it out all over the control panel. "HOT!!!!" He runs to the refrigerator and got a handful of ice and shoved it in his mouth. He walks back to the control center going haywire. “Taht cah beh gud” The ship starts to violently shake. The ship going up and down and side to side, furniture going about. Nappa was assaulted by furniture and toilet water. The ship spins in a random direction, he entered a Planet’s atmosphere, the ship caught on fire.

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In Ponyville

Spike followed Twilight as they go on a nice walk in Ponyville. It was a perfect day, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, nothing could possibly go- what was that? Spike looked at a... Giant disk like object heading towards them.

"Tw-Twilight! What is that thing?!" Spike panicked as he stumbled backwards and on his ass. Twilight looks at the object.

"It seems like some type of space craft. AND IT'S HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS US!!!! EVERYPONY GET OUT THE WAY!!!!" Twilight shouted as everypony scattered in horror as the giant disk shaped was getting closer.

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Back to Nappa

The spaceship crashed into the Everfree Forest managing to cool it down as it bounced off a river. It was crashing towards a town. Nappa screamed as he was bounced everywhere, the walls, the floors, the everything. The ship stops right in the middle of a town. The ship rammed into a pony statue, houses too, but eventually barely touches a literal treehouse. Nappa could only say one word in this situation.

"Shit"

Author's Notes:

Hello, this was the first story I posted. Give me constructive criticism, please, and thank you.