Letters From The Enemy Inside
by The Sleepless Beholder
First published
Shortly after dealing with Starlight Glimmer and her cult. Twilight starts to get strange letters from the unicorn dictator.
Twilight Sparkle had only spent a few days recovering from her visit to Our Town and the defeat their cult leader when she finds a letter from said unicorn dictator, stating her intentions of revenge that she definitely has already planned, and that she will keep an eye on her, not because she's living in the castle and has been stealing her food to survive.
Needless to say, Twilight is very confused.
A rip off of blatantly copied from inspired by: Strange Letters from a Queen Bug Horse which you should be reading instead of this.
The story is complete, but I will release one chapter per day for dramatic effect.
The First Letter
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise.
Your actions in the town I made, with my own efforts, that wasn’t bothering anypony outside of it until you came to ruin it because of that cursed piece of furniture you have in the entrance hall, have left me with nothing more than an undying desire to destroy you.
That’s why I’ve taken residence in your unnecessarily big little castle, so I can keep a close eye on your activities to make my plan as flawless as possible.“Since when have you been spying on me?” you may ask. Well, I’m sure you’ve noticed that food has gone missing in your kitchen for the last three days.
That’s right! I don’t have any money so You’re unwillingly feeding your own enemy, adding fuel to the machine that will produce your doom! (By the way, the machine works better with some hot coco, so if you can add it to your shopping list, I will be merciful on your existence.)I’m sure the other big question in your head will be; “Why not just stab you while you sleep?”
Ha! You think I’m not aware that alicorns are immortal beings invulnerable to physical damage? I won’t fall into such obvious trap.
But don’t let that make you feel safe from me. There are worse ways I can make you suffer! Like the one I’m preparing right now! Do you want a small clue as to what it is? Well, it’s a it involves your I won’t tell you for now. Just know that it’s going to make you regret making me rethink my life choices ruining my town with your logic friendship.Your sworn enemy,
Starlight Glimmer
Dear Princess Celestia,
Remember that cult leader that lived right next to the middle of nowhere? She claims to be hiding in my castle and planning “my doom” as she puts it.
I’m surprised that I didn’t realize it sooner, the missing food should have been a dead giveaway(This is Spike. Twilight blamed me for the missing food, and I blamed Owlowiscious, and I think Owlowiscious blamed the rock-rats that live in the walls, so none of us tried to investigate who was actually doing it. I feel like there is a lesson to learn here, but that’s Twilight’s job.)
(I missed the rest of what Twilight was saying, but she basically wanted to ask you if alicorns are immortal. Otherwise, we are not really concerned about Starlight. We will search for her later when we gather the rest of the girls.)
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Seen 16:02 ✓✓
Your proud mentor,
Princess Celestia.
The Stealthy Letter
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I hope you’re not too surprised by the failure you and your friends experienced when trying to find me in the castle.
It was a pointless endeavor since I got stuck inside a have many hiding spots all over the castle. You could get the entire royal guard here, and they wouldn’t find even a trace of me, because I would run away I’m like a shadow in the night I’m an experienced infiltrator and spy.
Queen Chrysalis herself should ask me to join her legion of spies.Your undetectable enemy,
Starlight GlimmerP.S: What’s with the roots in the map room? Was that always there?
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
I must apologize because, to be honest, we completely forgot about looking for you.
What you thought was a searching party was just my friends trying to cheer me up because I didn’t feel comfortable in this castle. Don’t worry, it’s not because of you, it was something personal.
Since I’m already witting to clear the misunderstanding, I want to offer that we sit down and talk about this whole “living in my castle and planning my doom” thing. I won’t give you a friendship speech, I just want to have a calm conversation with you.Your forgiving foe,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
I wanted to make clear that I do not wish for your participation in any of my schemes. I wouldn’t even want you as a food source since I’m aware of how rotten your sense of love is.
You should spend less time seeking revenge and more time in therapy.Your source of advice,
Queen Chrysalis.
The Rejection Letter
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I appreciate the hot coco you bought for me, so I will delay your inevitable demise for one more week. However, I must reject your offer of a peaceful resolution, since revenge is all I have left my plan is already in motion, and no matter how much you beg for mercy, you won’t be able to stop it from ruining your life.
As for the new decorations in the castle, I find it really sweet of your friends the perfect contrast for the pain and regret I’m feeling you will experience once my plan comes to fruition.
Your bringer of doom,
Starlight Glimmer.
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
It saddens me to hear that you still reject reason, but my offer of an olive branch will remain for you. I realize your wounds about the town incident must still be fresh, so your stubbornness in this endeavor is understandable, but I hope that you will eventually come to your senses so we can have a peaceful resolution.
Your still forgiving foe,
Twilight Sparkle.
The Unapologetic Letter
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I will assume from the bear traps and claymores that now litter the hallways of the castle that waking up with me snuggling against you in your bed made you really uncomfortable. However, I must say in my defense that this castle is a freezer!
You surely are smart enough to realize that crystal walls do nothing to keep the place warm without the sun, and you don’t even have a miserable chimney.
I bet that the only reason you haven’t frozen to death in your bed is because you share room with a dragon that acts as a living heater. So, either get some proper heating in your tomb of a castle, or don’t complain when sleeping with you is necessary for my survival during this winter.Your freezing enemy,
Starlight Glimmer.P.S: I’m serious, I will use your books as kindling if I have to!
P.P.S: I threaten you with the destruction of your personal life and you try to befriend me, but a little bit of personal contact immediately drives you towards attempted murder? Really?
Are you sure I’m the only one with you don’t have unresolved metal issues?
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise.
You’ve rejected my offer of peace, invaded my personal space, and threatened my books. For this, I will give no quarter. Even if my friends say that I’m taking things too far, I won’t rest until you’re removed from my castle and life, so you better fall in line or leave this place before things really get ugly.Your judge, jury, and executioner,
Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
While I do find this whole thing creepy and pointless, since your problem is only with Twilight, I will offer you to cuddle with me if you’re cold, just so things don’t escalate further.
The last thing anypony wants is for you two to start a nuclear arms race.I can also leave you some warm blankets if you like, along with the hot coco.
Your neutral ally,
Spike
Dear Spike,
Your attempts at peace are useless I refuse to lower myself I must respectfully decline your offer I appreciate the sentiment but I just
Thank you.
Your conflicted enemy,
Starlight Glimmer.
The Vomit-Stained Letter
Dear Twilight [CENSORED],
You massive [CENSORED], you [CENSORED] poisoned my hot coco! What the [CENSORED] is wrong with you! I’ve been throwing up all [CENSORED] morning and I feel like [CENSORED].
I was going to go [CENSORED] easy on you, but this is a declaration of total [CENSORED] war!
When the [CENSORED] day comes, you will regret ever been [CENSORED] born, you massive piece of [CENSORED], [CENSORED], [CENSORED] [CENSORED].
Your [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED],
Starlight Glimmer.
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
Due to your more than colorful language, I took the liberty of casting a censoring spell on this and any future letter you or Twilight write.
Your watchful monarch,
Princess Celestia.PS: I will also have a talk with Twilight about this more than unnecessary action.
Dear princess Celestia,
I’m not apologizing.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle.
The Chewed Letter
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I proudly inform you that while you were busy at the Gala, I’ve acquired my own army of minions to help me in my endeavor to destroy your pathetic existence.
I have not only tamed the rock-rats living in the walls of your castle, but I’m in the process of awakening their minds so they become smarter than any help you may gather to defend yourself.
Expect plagues, chewed books, and waking up covered in tiny paws before being bitten by a piranha-like swarm of tiny rodents.Your skillful enemy,
Starlight Glimmer.PS: How was the Gala? I never got the opportunity to go to one.
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
I thank you for foolishly making me aware of your plan. I’ve already ordered a large batch of rat poison along with an extensive fumigation of the entire castle so I can finally get rid of you and your poor attempts at revenge.
Your unimpressed foe,
Twilight Sparkle.PS: Galas are extremely boring, but they have their moments.
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I heard that you were planning to “get rid” of some rodents in your house. I politely ask you that you don’t go through with this plan, since it would really make me sad and damage our friendship.
Your worried friend,
Fluttershy.PS: I’m serious Twilight, don’t hurt the little things. I have the Lord of Chaos on my side.