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So♡like,one daaay,...life was going on and about like it always did. Well, sort of. Lemme explain here. Ok.

So WoAIYunBao has almost always loved ponies. She also watches a lot of magical girl things that basically include magic items and secrets. Her dad had a secret. One day he found a pony toy,and if he kisses it,it will take him to where ponies live. He would gain a disguise of a blue pegasus with blue hair and a smile-sun cutie mark with green hearts around it. He already used it twice. Once he came to the grand galloping gala and the other during the whole friendship journal thing. He always thought about how he,who barely has seen the show, was there while her daughter was doing homework and assuming he was in his room playing video games.

Today he came to the land of ponies. He wandered around, seeing everyone else heading off to do their daily tasks. He thought of going to meet one of the main characters when he spotted a near by bee hive. Blue Sky went over and began laughing.

"So, how has it been there,is the weather bee-utiful?" The bees suddenly dropped their stuff.

"Say,did you hear stripes are in? All boyfriends should try that to impress their sweet honey." Some bees looked offended while others looked confused.

"I hope you are a small group. Large crowds make me break out in hives!" Some teenage bees got really mad at that one.

Now Blue Sky can not understand the bee language,but the bees sure can. "What is with this guy?!" one bee asked. Another one yelled "This is an outrage!" A few bees flew to get the queen. She was sitting on a throne of devine flowers,gems and glitter.

"How may I help you?" She asked gently.

"We have a code CJ. Crappy Joker." the bee said. A few moments of silence before she got up. The queen rolled her eyes and came to the entrance.

She yelled at Blue Sky,but he only heard some buzzing. He did however,notice her size.

"My,my, the queen herself has come. Top of the morning to you, your highness. Or rather,your littleness!" Blue Sky laughed his head off. The queen was getting mad.

Blue Sky noticed that they did not seem happy. "Listen. If your hear to take me to jail,can I get visitors? I would so miss seeing my honey."

"Listen dude,you think we have not heard these cheap attempts at mockery and humor?! Leave us alone. We got things to do!” Blue looked at her. "What? If you want to get out of the hive, I can understand. I have times where I am busy as a bee. Your presence is the bee's knees. Hey,do you guys have knees?"

The queen realized this was getting no where. She sent a few bees to go get a friend of the bees,who was their ambassidor for cross-species contact.
Flutter Shy came back around five minutes later.
"wow. Your Flutter Shy!" Blue Sky Said, she looked as pretty as he recalled.

Flutter Shy gasped. " How do you know me? I mean, you don’t! You may only know my name because of all the saving of the world."

Blue thought for a second. "You like to talk to animals, you want to marry Discord, you run a resort in Las Vegas, work at a school. You have a lazy brother and a sassy rabbit. You are shy. I think I got your character down."

"My character?" Flutter Shy shook her head. "No,no,no. I came for a reason. Why are you bothering the bees?"

" I am not! I am making their day. I should go professional with the script i got going on here."

Flutter Shy took a breath. "That is very lovely, but I must ask you to leave this hive. Your jokes are bothering the bees. So I suggest you say good bye, and move along." Flutter Shy smiled at herself. She was gaining more confidence each day. Mean while,Blue looked up.

“I know when I’m not wanted.” He frowned.

Fluttershy looked at him with a “really?”

Blue Sky was surprised a bit,but he soon decided he had run out of jokes. He was ready to leave.

"Before I go,can I ask one question?" Blue turned around.

"I guess so." Flutter Shy said,prepared for something stupid.

"Do your bee friends have knees?"

"I think she said leave." Flutter Shy said.

" That is a shame. Well,see you later!"

Flutter Shy rolled her eyes before heading back to the animal sanctuary.

Blue Sky decided to go to Sugarcube Corner. He felt Pinkie Pie would be more pleased with a sense of humor such as his. He thought about seeing Discord, but he was not sure how much he could trust that crazy strange goat man. Blue walked, enjoying the weather. Back at his home, it was rather a cold tempeture. You would think it was summer. He soon got to the bakery. Pinkie Pie was baking up a storm and the place was pooping.
Lyra and BonBon were there on a date, so was Trixie and Starlight. Twilight was there to get a snack before she read, the wonderbolts we’re getting a victory treat and the student six were just going to town on a Sunday.
Every one there seemed happy and full of sweets.

Pinkie noticed Blue. She was supprised she did not recognize him. She usually knew all the ponies in her town. She decided to make a new friend,. “Hello, excuse me but, I don’t think we have met.”

“I mean, do you know everyone here?” He asked, wondering how she could possibly remember all these crazy names.

“Yes. My name is Pinkie pie. What is your name?”

“Name is Blue Sky.” He waved. He too tends to make a lot of friends.

“So what brings you to ponyville?”

“Well, you know. Traveling and just checking fun places out. hear you can get a pretty good meal in this joint.” He said casually.

She smiled. "So, how can I help you?"

"Yeah, I would like to have an apple pie."

Pinkie left and came back. "Sorry, the first batch was taken by Soarin and Rainbow Dash. The next one will not be out for a while. Want a cupcake?"

Blue looked a little annoyed. "Well then you crapped up your thing. Your talent."

"What?"

"Well I mean all your names here all relate to your talent. Like Rare has rare diamonds on her butt, Star Light has a glimmer thing. Potion Nova has a potion." He listed.

" I am aware of the quality of the naming convention for us all. What of it?" She stated flatly.

"Well, let's just say there is not really a Pinkie without the Pie now is there?" he asked, sarcasm dripping off his tone.

"Excuse me, did you just try to pun me?" Pinkie asked,raising a brow.

"I guess so. First time? Shocker. You would think a funny pony like you would have met her match sooner than like, her early twenties."

"Met my match?! My talent is literally making people laugh! Do you not see this but mark?!" She yelled as she held up her but, showing off her yellow and blue balloons.

"Really now? It looks more like your talent is all about throwing parties. Or skipping one of the primary colors. I mean, you have three balloons." Blue said. The other ponies gasped in suprise.

"I have met a guy who also thought he could challenge my place as a cartoony funny pony. I know what to do!"

Pinkie Pie grabbed a cake and threw it at the screen. when it came off,they where basically at the goof off competition again. Blue was confused, before a pony and a voice he had heard very often spoke.

"Welcome to another goof off. The rules are simple. Each pony will compete by telling jokes,singing,or doing something silly. The first to drop is the loser. So let's meet our game members." Twilight said, holding the goof off rule book it took forever for spike to find.

" You all know me. Pinkie Pie,but this is more than a game. It is proof I can do my talent right."
Twilight stood there for a second. This was going to get weird. She turned to Blue.

"Hi everyone, I am Blue Sky, and I am here to make you laugh." He then made a silly face, but no one paid attention.

Twilight held up a rubber chicken. "1,2,3,Start!" She honked the toy.

“Why does Patrick get up in the middle of the night? It is because he is just one of those stars that have to twinkle. “Blue said.

“What does a snail say when traveling on turtle transportation? ‘WHOO HOO!’” Pinkie said.

“ If Princess Bubble gum is a scientist, then I guess her job gets sticky.“Sky said.

“ When a kid asks about an animals hole in the but,it means they have a bright future in colonoscopy “Pie said.

“Why did the skeleton not cross the road?” That was it. The sheer cringe fest and bad jokes made everyone leave. "Tell me when one of you wins." Twilight called as she took spike home.

“WHAT PARTY POOPERS" He said.

“Hey that is my line!” Pinkie screamed. Sky shrugged. “So much for living up to your character.”

Before he could react, Pinkie began dancing. She was now wearing a pink and orange clown dress with a dark purple party hat. She was dancing in a silly way. "Oh it is on!" Blue yelled.

They danced, making bad puns as trash talk. Eventually,nBlue hip bumped Pinkie away. She looked a little suprised, but she was not done yet. She began rolling over a hay bale and began yelling hey to everyone she saw pass by. "Who said it was a bad thing That hay is for horses?" Pinkie asked. Blue smiled. "Oh now I am ready."

Blue ran and came back with a giant cake. "This will be a pice of cake!" He began throwing cake at Pinkie,who got burried. When she popped her head out, she could see Blue Sky walking with smaller cakes stuck to his hooves as shoes. "This is my victory cake walk."

"Oh you want to do that?!" She yelled. She left and came back with Princess Luna and began walking on her flank. "This is a real double moon walk. I just hit two aliens with one moon rock." Luna rolled her eyes and teleported back home.

He then noticed that she was taking some cake frosting out of her mane. He chuckled. " Yo Pinkie, the cotton candy store just called. They want their hair back."

That did it. Now she was really annoyed. Pinkie Pie put a bannana out. Blue somehow didn’t notice this and slipped on it. He slid into a pole.

"Those monkeys want their snack back?" He asked weakly. The decoration came off the pole and it him in the head. He told Pinkie she wins and kissed the toy pony a second time to go back home. He was so done with the ponies.

"Wow." He stared at the wall. Suddenly his daughter came in. "Do you want to watch MLP with me?" She asked.
"NNOO."

she sighed and left.

THE☆END!

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Author's Notes:

this is based of when my dad said if he and pinkie met they would it it off.