About 50 Minutes Later...

"That was a longer train ride than I expected; I didn't know that South Hoofington would be 3 hours away!" Rarity exclaimed, stretching and stepping off the train.

Fluttershy rubbed the sleep from her eyes. "It was only 50 minutes, Rarity.."

"Was it, now? My, I've lost track of time- but weren't you asleep?" Rarity asked.

"I'm pretty sure Fluttershy sets her 'Train Sleep Alarm' for 50 minutes, so this was a huge coinky-dink! But, now that I think about it-" Pinkie answered, about to go off on a tangen of how coinky-dinks are not 'just coinky-dinks.'

Applejack put a hoof to Pinkie's mouth. "Let's all just calm down 'ere. We should head to the cruise.. the docks are.. uh.. that-a-way!" said Applejack, pointing east.

"Actually, it says we should go-" Twilight tried to correct while pointing west.

"C'mon! Let's go, we're losing daylight!" Applejack yelled, being at least 600 feet away from the group now.

"Uh, AJ? It's hardly 10:00 AM," Rainbow Dash said. "Did you hit your head on the train or something?"

"Nope! I'm perfectly fine!" Applejack replied, scrunching up her nose and looking left to right.

"Let's just hope this doesn't end up like that Season 1 episode about Applejack," Pinkie mumbled.

Twilight turned around and eyed Pinkie. "Season 1... episode..?"

"Oh- uh.. nothing! Hehe," Pinkie answered, sweating nervously.

"Applejack, darling, let's just go Twilight's way. She has been here before, after all," insisted Rarity.

Applejack rolled her eyes. "Ugh, fine.."

10 Minutes Later...

As the group trotted through the peaceful town, Fluttershy and Twilight were chatting at the back. "Applejack isn't acting normal, do you think she's okay?" Fluttershy whispered.

"Something's going on, and we're gonna figure it out, or it'll end up like a 'Season 1 episode' as Pinkie says. Actually, that's a very creative quote. I should say it more often," Twilight whispered back, being consumed in her own thoughts.

45 Minutes Later...

"See, I knew we should've turned left at 'Annoying Gags Street'," Pinkie said, looking at Twilight's map.

The ponies turned around, and Pinkie cued some montage music as they retraced their steps.

"Pinkie, what the actual hay," Rainbow Dash said, very annoyed.

"Whaat?~ This chapter needs some good 80's callbacks!" Pinkie happily replied.

"Girls," Fluttershy tried to talk.

Rarity stood in between Pinkie and Rainbow Dash. "Darling, 80's montage music is so, well, outdated! You should definitely try this," Rarity said, smirking.

Fluttershy flew above everypony, trying to get their attention. "Girls."

Applejack looked at the CD, and faced Rarity. "Ya gotta be kiddin'! That filthy opera ain't nothin' compared to mah country tunes!"

"I actually prefer music from the 90's," Twilight intervened.

"Well! I never!-" Rarity scoffed.

"Girls!" Fluttershy yelled -- well, more like 'violently whispered', as I call it. "We have uh.. good and uhm.."-- Fluttershy gulped --"A- and bad news.."

Silence followed until Rainbow Dash spoke up. "Well? Tell us!" she shouted.

"T- the good news is," Fluttershy tried to explain, almost starting to cry.

"Darling, use your words," Rarity said, assuring her friend and wiping her unshed tears.

"O- okay.. the good news is I found the docks," Fluttershy told them.

"Aand?" Twilight said, wanting to get the information.

"And-" Fluttershy stopped. She turned to hear the whistle of a cruise ship. "The cruise is leaving without us!"

The mares ran to the docks, which where Fluttershy pointed, was only 800 feet away.

"Don' leave without us!!" Applejack yelled, not looking where she was galloping. She bumped straight into the forehead of a stallion. "Oh! Ah'm mighty sorry, sir, Ah wasn't looking where Ah was trottin'," Applejack apologized. She gazed up into the eyes of the stallion and he stared back down at her.

"Applejack?" the elderly stallion asked.

Author's Notes:

SucEsS!! I knew I could write this chapter in 6 hours!! fEaR mE moDErAToRS!

That isn't impressive if you think about it.. and I don't think some friendly moderators would fear a Dedenne that is obsessed with Fluttercord.

Says the party pony that made a Looney Tunes reference and made an argument about terrible montage music. AnD fLUtTErCorD iS mAH oTP eXCusE yOU!

Mhm.. I still prefer Dislestia. Anyway, atleast my jokes are funny! You just make me to have comedic effects in the story and so you can have a conversation with somepony, which may I remind you that you're typing a fictional character to have a pointless argument with you so your story gets upvoted. At least write me good enough to like decent ships!

I think Dislestia's decent-

Finally, we can agree! Cya, electric rabbit copycat!

i aM a hAmsTER!!! gAhHhH!!!

(And so, Dedenne doomed the universe with a chapter in under 6 hours. Peachy. Hey! That was my line! Shush, young Pie- and how did you even get in here? I dunno. Logic. Ah yes, Logic.)