Be a Human Day

by Andrew Joshua Talon

First published 5th of September, 2020

To make their local human feel less alone, Princess Twilight Sparkle declares a holiday: "Be a Human Day!" What could go wrong?

It's tough being the only member of your species on Equus, and despite the many things Shepherd the Human has done for Equestria, he is still an outsider. Princess Twilight Sparkle decides she's going to fix that in the best way possible: Give every pony the option to turn into a human for a day! What could go wrong?

Answer: Many things. But at least the lone human is going to have an interesting (and sexy) day.

A smutty fic using the OC Andrew Shepherd from "The Stars Revolt" but no need to read that story or others to understand who he is. Lots of male human on female ponies-turned-human banging ahead!

Edit: Featured on 09/05/2020! Thank you guys! You're amazing!

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Be a Human Day

A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Andrew J Talon

Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release.

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There are days in this colorful pony dominated world of magic I ask myself “Why didn’t I just become a layabout?”

I mean, helping to save Equestria from Nightmare Moon, Discord, AND Chrysalis got me a knighthood and a nice stipend. More than enough for my small house and the rest of my living expenses. I literally didn’t need to work if I didn’t want to!

The simple truth is though, when I try to imagine myself sitting somewhere on a beach with nothing to do? I see my head exploding after about five minutes. I probably ought to get a hobby, but… the few I’d be interested in aren’t really viable here.

I mean, I do shoot guns, work out, and read a lot, but most of that ends up being related to my job. In this case, as Royal Military Advisor to the Diarchy of Equestria (I need business cards, stat), I had gone on a week long review of the city of Manehattan and its defenses. As well as a brand spanking new military airship.

Most of that involved wandering around with an entourage of very serious looking ponies. With me asking lots of questions that seemed common sense, but almost never failed to blow their minds.

Like, “don’t you have ear protection for the gun crews?”

“What?”

“Ear protectio- are you being funny?”

Everyone’s a wise guy.

I know, I know. They’re herbivores, but still. You’d think some basics wouldn’t need pointing out!

Then again, I try to imagine how prepared any human military would be after a thousand years of peace… And I realize that we’d probably be just as bad.

Like, “Season 1 of The Next Generation Starfleet” bad. Complete with shitty pajama-like uniforms. At least they have healing spells as an excuse.

Anyway, I’d finally finished my observations, written up my reports, and gotten on the first train back to Ponyville. I had been exhausted, but sleeping on anything moving has always been an impossibility for me. Planes, trains, or automobiles, it didn’t matter: I just couldn’t relax enough to sleep when I’m moving. So when I finally got back to Ponyville, I was basically the walking dead. I’d wandered the street lamp lit streets, slowly making my way home.

If anyone had greeted me or said anything, I sure as hell didn’t register it. My brain was essentially set on autopilot. I managed to close the door, pull off most of my clothes, and dive into bed.

My body was finally getting what it desperately needed, and if I had dreams, Luna must have been kind enough for me not to remember them.

Apparently she pulls all sorts of Inception-like tricks to be able to spend as long as she needs in every dream. Honestly, it’s a wonder she didn’t go crazier sooner.

I wasn’t complaining though. I got the kind of sleep you sometimes feel the need to brag about: You pressed your face so hard into the covers it left marks, you aren’t even a little groggy, and you don’t even struggle to get up. I had a smile on my face as I stretched, and even the sunlight coming through the blinds wasn’t irritating.

I should have smelled eggs and bacon in an ideal world. Even Equestria isn’t that perfect though.

Oh well. I got up and made my way to my bathroom. A quick shower, brushing my teeth, and getting dressed, and I headed for the kitchen. Coffee, I needed coffee...

Knock Knock

Ponies are really good at knocking. They don’t have door knockers. What would be the point?

I sighed. Did I have enough time to make coffee before they knocked again?

Knock Knock

Nope. I grumbled and headed to the front door. I turned the handle, and pulled it open.

“Yes, can I…” And any further words died in my throat.

I like to think I’m pretty hard to surprise after all the things I’ve seen here. I’m always proved wrong sooner or later, but I suppose that’s the nature of surprises.

“Letters for you!”

I was not expecting a naked woman with a mail bag. A naked woman with gray wings, blonde hair, fair skin, and yellow eyes that were looking in opposite directions. She was built slim, with C-cup breasts high on her chest. Her hips were fairly wide though, and her belly was just a tiny bit saggy- Due to her being a mother, some small part of my brain was able to relate.

“D-ditzy Doo?” I managed. The woman beamed, tilting her head adorably as she flapped her wings. It did very nice things to the rest of her anatomy, which my eyes stubbornly refused to part from.

“Of course, who else would have your mail?” She smiled, holding it out. I didn’t take it. She leaned over and poked me in the stomach with the envelopes.

I managed to take them, somehow. I hadn’t seen a human for a very long time. A naked woman in… I don’t even want to think about how long.

“Oh! Right!” Ditzy said cheerfully. She spun around on one foot, her wings flapping. “How do I look?”

“Huh?” I managed. Her cutie mark was emblazoned across her very toned ass, both cheeks.

“As a human, I mean!” she inquired. She looked innocently curious, like we were just talking about the weather.

“Lovely. Thanks for the mail,” I said stiffly. Yes, in every way that means, you perverts.

“Aw, thanks!” she hopped up and wrapped me in a tight, happy hug. Ponies tend to be very, very physically affectionate, and Ditzy was no exception. Sometimes it could be annoying, but being the only one of your kind on an alien planet can get lonely. So I don’t mind it nearly as much as I might express it outloud.

But a hug from a cute magic pegasus is… Very different from a hug from a naked woman.

She backed out of the hug and stretched out her limbs, looking at them. “I kinda like being human. Not sure I’d want to do it all the time. Four legs are much more stable-” she raised one leg and immediately stumbled, twisting and falling back towards me. “Ooops!”

I caught her from behind, and she looked up into my face. “See what I mean?”

Supporting her weight with one arm wrapped around her torso, and one hand under a breast, I looked into her eyes. “Yes, I can see that might be difficult to adjust to. Do be careful.”

Ditzy laughed, and waved her hand.

“Everypony always tells me that!” She said cheerfully. “Hope you enjoy the rest of ‘Be a Human’ Day! I’ve got more mail to deliver.”

“What?” I asked, low and deadly. She didn’t seem to notice my change in tone.

Ditzy beamed happily at me.

“Be a Human Day! It’s a holiday the mayor just declared! And anypony who wanted to try it, got transformed!” She explained.

“I- what?” I couldn’t even decide where to start with the questions.

“Really must go. I’m slower as a human. Especially with the two leggedness.”

I let her go reluctantly. I needed information. Right.

She readjusted her mailbag, and took off, doing more incredible things to her anatomy. “See you tomorrow, Shepherd!”

I didn’t know what was going on, but there could only be one pony responsible for this.

“Twilight Sparkle,” I growled.

Okay, yes, I liked the neurotic friendship princess. But pulling this kind of shit on me? Without telling me?!

Across the street, I saw a large, portly, hairy man emerge… without a stitch of clothing. He bent down to pick up his newspaper, and saw me. He stood up and waved his hand with a cheerful smile, framed by his beard! Which did unfortunate things to other parts of his anatomy.

“Morning Shepherd! Nice to see you again!” My neighbor, Walter, called out.

“Morning.” I said robotically, returning the wave.

“Gotta tell ya, bowling has never been easier with these hands! And uh-What do you call these little doo dads?” He wriggled his fingers.

“Fingers. I’ve always found them useful. Be a Human Day, right?” I asked.

“Yeah, it’s a lot of fun, so far. Hope we get to do this every year.” He began stroking his beard. “Man… That is so satisfying!”

“Glad you’re enjoying it,” I stated in as clipped a tone as I could do without being rude. “You’ll have to excuse me. I gotta go-”

“Thank Princess Twilight? It was her idea, after all!” Walter said.

“Yes. She needs a lot of thanks,” I replied, my suspicions now confirmed.

Walter grinned and winked.

“Well, hope you two enjoy it!” He called with a wave. “She looked mighty pretty in human form!”

“I’m sure,” I growled, stalking down the street. Coffee, and breakfast, could wait.

I didn’t need caffeine after a wake up call like this anyway.

••••••••••

I wanted to dramatically throw open the doors and storm in with a dramatic shout. And since Princess Twilight didn’t keep guards that would frown upon that sort of thing, I did.

“TWIIIIILIGHT!” I bellowed, my angry voice echoing down the tall, crystalline hallways. “GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!”

A woman walked out into the hallway. Naked, with a rear that jiggled deliciously with every step and modest but nicely shaped breasts on her chest. Her purple and cyan hair waved behind her, as she strode casually towards me.

“You bellowed, Shepherd?” Starlight Glimmer, apprentice to Twilight Sparkle and formerly an insane villain, asked dryly. I glowered.

My relationship with Starlight Glimmer has always been… Difficult.

The mare I had traded many verbal and physical blows with may not have been my enemy anymore. She may have been incredibly hot as a human, too. A friend, this did not make.

Thankfully, the ongoing animosity made it easier to ignore… all her attributes.

“I did. Where’s Twilight? I need to talk to her about this Human Day nonsense.” I explained.

“She’s out and about, helping with more transformations and activities,” Starlight replied. She crossed her arms under her chest, and leaned a bit to accentuate the attributes I was trying to ignore. She was a fast learner, so I can only assume she’d figured out this made her look hotter. I sucked in a deep breath.

“Of course she is,” I grumbled. “I don’t suppose you could point me in the right direction?”

Starlight smirked. “Hm. I don’t know,” she said, almost playfully. “What incentive do I have for you to spoil her fun?”

“Her fun? She never ran this by me! I found out when Ditzy Doo fell into me this morning!” I shouted.

“Lucky boy,” she shrugged. “I suggested she might want to mention it, but you know what she’s like. I also think Pinkie wanted it to be a surprise?”

Of course Pinkie would have a hoof in it.

She leaned over a bit more, smirking dangerously. “Don’t you like surprises, Shepherd?” She simpered.

“Sure do,” I shot back, “sadly the fact you have daddy issues and small breasts comes as a surprise to no one.”

Starlight scowled, and stood up straight. She pushed her boobs up with her arms.

“They aren’t that small!” She growled. “I’ve checked!”

Wow, not a few hours as a human and she’s already defensive like one. Perhaps being too quick a learner can be a detriment at times.

I brushed her poor retort off. “So can you tell me where Twilight is or not?”

“Seriously?” Starlight asked in disbelief. “She goes to ALL this trouble, just for you, and you want to end it?”

“I had to see Granny Smith naked!” I shouted. The image was seared into my brain, making my eye twitch as I relived it. “It’s creepy, and weird, and she didn’t ask my permission!”

“Since when has she needed your permission to do anything?” Starlight demanded. “She’s a princess! You’re her knight!”

“Fine, my input then! Has Pinkie ever insisted on a party you’d just rather not have?”

This made Starlight pause. Everyone’s been the victim of a Pinkie party at an inconvenient time. She means well. She only wants to make people-er, ponies-happy. But at times she can go overboard.

“Okay,” Starlight said slowly, “I can understand that. But still,” she said, “isn’t there anything that can make this experience…” She licked her lips. “Better?”

I stared intensely at her. She gave me a shy little smile, and rolled her hips around.

“Do you actually want to jump me, or is this some effect of being human?” I asked, one eyebrow raised, as I studied her.

I’d gotten a lot more direct in the time I’d spent here.

“I don’t know, you tell me,” Starlight stated. She practically slunk up to me, pressing her shoulder up against mine. She was still quite shorter than me as a human- Not as much as a pony, but I was still much bigger. I rolled my eyes.

I snorted. “You’re not nearly as seductive as a human as you think you are.”

She hesitated a moment, but continued. “You could teach me. Hands on?”

“Yeah I think I’d better go,” I stated, turning to stalk out the doors. She wrapped her arms around my arm.

“Wait! Wait, I was being serious!” She cried.

“So was I.” I slid her arms off me and walked out the doors. This would be a problem for future Shepard to deal with. Present Shepard needed to find Twilight.

The doors slammed shut. Oh right. She still had her magic telekinesis. I turned and glared at her. She offered a small smile.

“Come on,” she said, “surely there’s something you’d like to do… With me?” She tilted her head, and turned around. She wiggled her bottom. “Or maybe even… to me?”

I was pissed. And unfortunately, also aroused. Goddamnit… Focus, focus!

I swung my hand and slapped her bottom. She yelped, and moaned. She looked over her shoulder, and smirked in triumph.

“That all you got?” She asked, leaning back and wriggling her bottom again.

I shook my head. “We’re both going to regret this. Maybe you won’t until you’re a pony again. I still think this is some effect of you being human.”

“It’s not like I’m drunk. You’re not taking advantage of me. Maybe we can channel our mutual antagonism into something fun for once. Spank me again, you know you want to.”

Parts of me really did want to.

Whack

“Hsss! Yes! Spank me, I deserve it!”

I didn’t, instead grabbing hold of her ass cheek, not gently, and pulled it to the side so I could see her pussy. It was shining with wetness. Maybe this wasn’t some odd side effect of the spell. Ditzy hadn’t thrown herself at me… well, she had, but not like this.

The idea Starlight Shimmer had been harboring carnal thoughts about me was both arousing and awkward, but with a handful of her ass, arousal was winning.

I wrapped my other arm around her shoulders, and pulled her tightly against me. I ground up against her nice, round ass, and she gasped in aroused surprise. I could smell her- A spicy, musky, yet sweet aroma.

She groaned, and my erection swelled against her in response.

“Ohhh… These pheromones… They’re incredible,” she murmured. She trembled. “Mmm… And this skin! It’s so sensitive…!”

It seemed like a cue for me to run my hands all over her body. And I did. Oh God, smooth, perfect skin. Warm and trembling and bare, and every sound she made from my touches filled up something long empty inside me.

I yanked her up, and threw her over my shoulder. Her squeal was very satisfying, as I marched into the nearby Cutie Map room.

I probably wasn’t thinking that straight myself, given the sudden flood of human pheromones, but I’d worry about that later.

I planted Starlight facedown on the table, and she shivered.

“Cold!” She protested. I yanked off my pants and boxers, and tossed aside my shirt before I pounced on her, pinning her body tightly onto the table from behind. She yelped, as I rubbed my rock hard cock up against her dripping wet entrance.

She tried to lift herself up, but I pinned her down by her shoulders. She trembled again, not in cold, and pushed her hips up invitingly. I gave her another slap across her buttocks and she crooned.

“Stop teasing!” She hissed.

“Maybe I just like making you suffer,” I taunted back.

“Maybe we’ve both gone without for way too long and you should just buck me already you stupid ape!” Starlight growled. I spanked her even harder for that, and she moaned in a mixture of bliss and impatience.

Well, when she’s right, she’s right.

I slammed into the first piece of human pussy I’ve gotten in years, and it is glorious. Warm, wet, and squeezing around me. Contracting hard, many times, as Starlight squeals and soaks the table in her juices. I’m feeling a bit light headed, but lucid enough to smirk.

She’d just orgasmed. I did that. I made her cum on the first thrust.

Which is about the last coherent thought I had before I pulled all the way out, save the tip, and rammed back in. Again, and again, and again, I pounded away like I was raping this bitchy former unicorn. And she ate it up, pushing her bouncy ass back to slam into my hips as my balls slapped against her clit on every entry.

I reached up and yanked her hair back, making sure her cries echoed loud and clear through the castle as I abused her scalp. She shrieked loudly, our rutting so loud the lewd, squishy sounds were bouncing off every wall.

The Cutie Mark Table shook as I gave it my all, ramming deep into her without the slightest concern for her pleasure or well being. I added hard slaps to her cutie mark-branded buttocks, turning her cheeks red as Starlight screamed in bliss. I felt her squeeze around me like a fist as another gush of juices rained down onto the floor and table in equal measure. She gasped desperately, now only letting out short, choked cries as her pussy choked on my cock.

That word seemed to trigger an impulse-A savage one. I reached up and squeezed her throat-Not too hard, just hard enough to cut off her air for a moment-And she gushed all over me again.

God she really was a complete freak. I leaned forward, the primal heat rushing through my veins, and I bit down on her shoulder, hard. I tasted the copper of her blood, and her cries of pain and pleasure rattled my eardrums.

It was too much. Just too damn much!

I erupted deep inside her, holding her tight against me by her throat and her pinned arms. I panted like a beast in her ear as I unloaded my seed into her belly-Three, four, five, six spurts.

The magic of Equestria sure seemed to do a number on plenty of my systems, but all good ones. Good enough to fill her womb to the brim, and make Starlight’s belly bulge slightly. I felt a primal growl rumbled up, and I let it out. She whimpered happily, as I slowly pulled out of her.

I let her go, and she flopped onto the table, panting softly. I caught my breath, and got my wits back.

Shit. I’d fucked Starlight Glimmer like she owed me money and an apology.

Both of which she did owe me.

But she was basically asking for it, in every sense of the phrase. Judging from the happy smile on her unconscious face, she wasn’t regretting it.

I guess I wasn’t either. Nope, no regret. I sighed.

Maybe in the land of girly magic ponies, you just have to become manlier to compensate.

I shook my head, and cleaned myself up as best I could. I pulled my clothes back on. I gave Starlight’s fine booty one last hard slap, enjoying the arousing jiggle it made and the soft moan from her sleeping form.

No. I’d bang her again later. I still had business with Twilight. And if this was a civic holiday? I knew where to really start.

Ponyville City Hall.

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Author's Notes:

Written with help from a friend. If there is sufficient interest, I'll just keep going. Be warned though: The naked jokes have only just begun.

EDIT: HOLY CRAP! Top of the featured list in one day?! Wow! Well, I'll definitely be writing more of this. Stay tuned!

Two

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The journey to City Hall from the gigantic, crystalline Friendship Castle wasn’t that long. It was, however, very distracting.

It seems that a society without lots of mass transportation means that most individuals are going to be fit, because it was very difficult to find any fat people. Or obscenely skinny-Every mare turned woman was fit and toned, of various skin, hair and eye colors.

And they were all pretty much naked.

The men were a similar mixture, though a lot of them had thankfully gotten loincloths or some other kind of covering over their bits. One ancient geezer was wearing a kilt as he walked around. Guess they noticed how sensitive the human antenna actually is.

Many of them greeted me happily on my way, and I tried very hard to not freak out as I went through this strange assemblage of not-quite-humanity.

“Hey Shepherd!” Roseluck called, wearing a wreath of flowers around her neck that was partially supported by her firm, proud breasts, “how do I look as a human? Pretty nice, huh?”

“Yes, very nice,” I managed as I passed by. She pouted after me, but I ignored it.

I kept walking fast, despite the boner that was now flat out refusing to go down despite all the increasingly confusing stimuli it was getting through my brain. God I hope this doesn’t mean I’m whatever-sexual now. I had enough trouble just dealing with being attracted to sapient quadrupeds, I don’t need issues with my own species now!

Ponyville City Hall came into sight, and I made a beeline for the double doors. A tall, graying man in an apron over a suit blocked my path, giving me a warm smile. I was able to relax slightly: Mister Rich had given me my first real paying jobs around Ponyville, after all. He was a decent guy.

“Shepherd! Good to see you!” He said cheerfully. I managed a nod as I paused.

“Mister Rich,” I said slowly, “good to see you too. I’m afraid I’m a bit busy-”

“Off to thank the Princess?” Filthy Rich asked with a slight eyebrow waggle. “I’d like to shake her hoof-uh, hand, myself!” He held up his hands and beamed at his fingers as he wiggled them around. “These things are a Harmony send!”

“Yes, well, good for you,” I replied. I tried to step around him, but he mirrored my movement to block my way.

“Tartarus, the Mrs. is finally responding back,” he said, in a much lower tone. I raised both of my eyebrows.

“Do tell,” I said wryly.

Spoiled Rich definitely lived up to her name: She was the wife of Filthy Rich, the richest pony in town. She was arrogant, rude, demanding, and prejudiced-And those were her good qualities. She had actually tried many times to evict me from the town, saying as a predator, I was a potential threat and menace to children.

Even after saving Equestria for, what, the sixth time? I got the cold shoulder. Not that I was going to cuckold a good friend and employer, but not even a thank you? But she apparently worked out enough to stay hot and MILFy, enough that many stallions could overlook her terrible personality to at least ogle her.

I couldn't even get that far. Not even if she was human right now.

Filthy nodded.

“Yeah,” he said. “Speaking of, do you know any… Uh… Tricks with fingers that might… Make her happy?” He gave me a knowing smile.

Pulling the trigger on a gun into her face. Not that I told him this.

Instead, I sighed, and curled my fingers into a fist. I then partially uncurled my middle and index fingers into a slight claw. I thrust it forward, and rocked my hand up and down. I then extended my thumb and had it wave around in a circle.

“Put them in her… And rub right underneath her clitoris,” I stated in a quiet, bland tone. “It’ll drive her crazy, guaranteed. Might take a little trial and error to hit the right spot though.”

Filthy grinned, and nodded. He clapped a hand on my shoulder, which did nothing to make my soul stay in the hollow shell that was now my body after having to relate that.

“Thank you Shepherd!” He cried. “I’m going to try it right now!”

He ran off, though was soon accosted by other stallions in human form- Mister Cake, Ace Point (who thankfully was wearing tennis shorts, at least), Noteworthy, Lucky Clover, Dark Moon, Jack Hammer and others- All of whom began to ask questions, which Filthy was all too happy to answer with his very expressive hands.

However, they soon began to look in my direction, obviously eager for more pointers on how to use their new digits.

I’m sorry.

… I’m not sorry.

Before they could accost me, however, I’d made it into City Hall and shut the door behind me. I took a deep breath, and headed to the mayor’s office. The secretary was an Earth Mare turned busty brunette girl with red-rimmed glasses, who smiled happily and gestured to the door.

“The Mayor’s been expecting you, Ser Shepherd!” She said cheerfully. I managed the briefest nod, and threw open the Mayor’s door. I stormed in, and shut it behind me. The Mayor’s tall chair was turned away from me as I stalked up to her desk.

“Mayor, we need to talk! Twilight and I need to talk! And-!”

The Mayor turned around, all smiles… And nothing else on her curvaceous, muscular body. Save for the green tie and white collar around her neck. Instead of her traditional floofy teal bow-tie, she had a long necktie that drew the eyes down as it slid between two large, bouncy looking tits. Her arms were firm and finely muscled. Her stomach was flat, her pubic region shaved clean.

“Yes Shepherd? Talk about what?” She asked in her kindly voice.

The Mayor had actually been one of the first ponies to genuinely welcome me, and had gone out of her way to befriend me. It may have been because we were both often the sane ones in the middle of chaos that came with the Elements of Harmony. She wasn’t just putting on an act- She was sincere, and kind.

She was also very, very hot. Human form suited her perfectly.

“Basically,” I began, getting my focus back, “this Being a Human Day- I would have liked to have been informed first!”

Mayor Mare nodded, her breasts jiggling slightly as she shifted in her chair. I guess being an Earth pony beforehand had its advantages.

“Oh! I’m sorry, did we do something wrong?” She asked. “Is the spell not right?”

“I- no, the spell seems fine. That’s not the issue,” I groaned. “First of all, you’re all mostly naked.”

“Well, we are more comfortable like this, Shepherd,” the Mayor said with a smile. “Though I admit, I wouldn’t want to go out into the snow like this.”

“Yeah, but humans wear clothing for more reasons than temperature,” I explained, exasperated and angry. I forced myself to stay calm, I genuinely liked Mayor Mare, this wasn’t her fault. Entirely. “I’m always clothed in public for reasons. Human society isn’t... Look, having to see naked old people and naked males is just-just-!”

“Disturbing?” The Mayor asked. She held up her arms and crossed them over her nipples modestly. “Is this better?”

“No! You’re not disturbing looking,” I sighed. “It’s just that… For humans, being naked together usually requires a level of emotional intimacy that you don’t have with most people.”

The Mayor covered her mouth.

“Ohh… Oh! I think I see,” she said. “So, we’re not close enough emotionally to be naked with one another?”

“I… Well…” I scratched the back of my head. Christ, why could I not be articulate today?!

… Perhaps because my blood flow was constantly being redirected from my brain.

The Mayor chuckled softly, and rose up from her seat. She walked around her desk, her hips swaying enticingly with every step. She walked right up to me, and wrapped her arms around my waist. She looked up at me with that warm, genuine smile of hers as she pressed her body against mine.

“We could change that, if you’d like,” she said softly, squeezing her breasts up against my chest.

“Ah, Mayor-” I tried, but she held a finger up to shush me.

“I’m very fond of you Shepherd,” she whispered. “Even before this change. I realize your eyes may be on other mares. That you may be with them. I can accept that.” She licked her lips, and stood up on tiptoes to get her lips right by my ear.

“All I want is to be yours,” she murmured, hot breath washing against my ear, “and have your foals. Any time, any place you want. I’ll be yours. However you want me~.”

Okay, my current boner was completely unconfused.

This was right in my strike zone. However, I really needed to calm down. I needed to ignore the heat burning through my blood, and the primal roar of my body’s instincts. Clearly she and Starlight Glimmer were being influenced by these human forms and the magic of the transformation. She could have genuine feelings for me, but this was an extreme shift in character.

I really need to stop grasping her hair and undoing the bun that held it up, letting me run my fingers through her long, grey locks. I really needed to stop kissing her, her tongue wrestling mine as we moaned into each other's mouths.

I definitely needed to not shove her back up against her desk and spread her legs… Fuck it. Apparently I’d be sorting things out with Twilight after shagging the mayor silly.

Guess I was lucky it was my day off.

The Mayor sank to her knees, pressing her face against my crotch and breathing in deeply.

Smell was a big component for ponies, apparently no less when they were humans.

“Hahh- I want this in me, Shepard. Should I make it all wet for you first? I kind of want to see what these hands can do,” she said, dragging a finger up my trouser zipper until her fingernail caught on the pull-tab.

I grunted and ran one hand through her hair as she looked up into my eyes.

Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

She gasped happily as my dick popped out, and licked her lips furiously. Her lips pressed against my tip, and kissed it wetly. My length was gently gripped, and bounced up and down off of her stuck out her tongue. I sighed happily, and buried my fingers in her silvery hair. The Mayor hummed happily, and opened her mouth. She stroked my length back and forth, spreading her saliva and my precum up and down. I groaned softly as the Mayor pushed forward and took the head of my dick into her hot mouth. She bobbed back and forth, my fingers digging into her scalp. I began to move my hips, thrusting gently into her maw.

“Ahh… Haaa… Haaa…” I moaned. She ran her tongue all over my length, and began bobbing more deeply. My tip hit the back of her mouth, then slid down her throat, and I groaned.

“Ohhh… G-God,” I groaned as she hummed deeply. Her blowjob became sloppier, her saliva dripping down my length and her chin. I moaned again, as she relaxed her throat. She took me down all the way to the base, and she gagged softly. Eagerly, she blew me, cupping my balls and massaging them.

For someone who just got hands, she was an incredibly fast learner. I groaned loudly as she squeezed my testes, and rubbed my taint lightly.

“Glurk… Glurk… Glurk…” She slowly looked up at me, gazing up over her glasses. The edges of her eyes crinkled. I groaned deeper and began fucking her throat earnestly, well over an inch past her mouth. She swallowed, and it felt like she was milking me, desperate for my cum. She took my thrusts eagerly, her eyes smiling up at me as I pounded her throat.

“Ahh… AHNGH! You… Slut…!” I growled. She trembled all over, one of her hands sliding between her thighs. She rubbed her pussy, already dripping all over the wooden floor. I grabbed her head and my balls slapped against her chin as I thrust into her throat. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head, as her thighs closed tightly around her own hand.

She shook hard again, and whimpered around my dick.

Had she… Had she actually-?

I orgasmed hard, blasting my first shot straight down her throat. She whined, and pulled back far enough to try and take the rest of my load into her mouth, her cheeks slowly bulging. I kept my eyes locked on her face, as I gripped her hair tightly. She coughed as she tried to swallow every bit of my semen. My seed mixed with her saliva and dripped down her chin and onto her breasts, and I groaned as I pulled out, letting my last spurt splash across her nose and glasses.

She panted hard, her silky tongue darting out and rubbing around her seed covered lips, trying to pull more into her mouth.

“Mmm… It’s so musky,” she moaned. “Haaa… Haaa…” She trembled again, a gush of her juices splattering against the wooden floor. She licked her lips again, looking up at me.

My dick didn’t seem to get the memo that it had just emptied my balls all over this woman, as it hardened back up. I growled as she reached up and rubbed my seed and her saliva into her large, welcoming breasts. I groped them eagerly, enjoying their natural firmness and warmth.

Christ, after so many years, real tits. Thank you God! Okay, Starlight's were actually quite nice but these were even better!

“Mmm… Anywhere else you want to give me a gift?” She asked playfully.

I snarled and picked her up, pulling her into a sloppy kiss. I didn’t care about my seed all over her, and she wrapped her arms and legs tightly around me. I pushed her down onto her desk, and pushed her long legs up over my shoulders. She broke the kiss, panting against my neck.

“Yes, yes… Put a foal in me, put a foal in meee,” she begged. She grabbed my dick and pointed it right at her snatch. I felt her hot, wet sex, and thrust into it. I growled deeply against her, as she gasped.

“Ohhh Celestia, yes, yesss,” she gasped, “take me! TAKE ME!”

“So impatient,” I grunted.

The Mayor laughed sexily, and squeezed her inner muscles around me. I groaned in bliss, and pulled out with just the tip left in. I slammed in hard, and she cried out in joy.

“I’m not the only… O-One…!” She managed. I slapped her bottom and she yelped. I pulled out again, and rammed in deep! She shrieked, her inner muscles still desperately squeezing my cock.

I growled deeply as she panted loudly in my face. She’d been so smug and eager, and that spurred me on. I started ramming into her as roughly as I could, the desk creaking loudly underneath us. She kissed me back eagerly as I continued pounding away. I gripped the back of her head and buried my tongue into her mouth. She sucked hard on my tongue as I fucked her with every bit of strength I could muster!

“HNN HNN! HNN! HNN!” She cried out through our joined lips, her pussy coiling around me like a snake. I slapped her ass again, and her arms pulled me into her, squeezing me all over, inside and out.

She broke the kiss and squealed like a stuck pig, her juices squirting all over my lower stomach. The mayor threw her head back to scream, and my teeth sought her throat. I bit down hard, as her screams became louder. Someone was gonna hear. Someone might already be watching.

I gripped her asscheeks and threw everything I had into fucking her! The desk creaked and squealed underneath us, squeaking against the hardwood floor. The sloppy sounds of our mating filled the office, gloriously lewd and squishy.

The Mayor managed to look me in the eyes, eyes wild and her glasses askew. I rammed in as deep as I could, and felt something give. Her eyes rolled back again, only the whites of her eyes visible as she let out a silent scream that vibrated right through me.

I buried my face in her neck, and my balls clenched. Her legs tightened around my waist, her womb begging for every drop.

“F-FUUUUUCK!” I roared, and my cock exploded inside her. Pulse after pulse of hot semen filled her up, as her belly began to expand slightly.

I didn’t know what magic of Equestria had made me into a living fire hydrant, but I didn’t care. I didn’t even care about the fact I may be a father twice over. I just knew I wanted to fill her up with my children and wreck her completely.

The Mayor shook all over, trembling like a leaf. Her nails dug into my back, hard enough they nearly drew blood. The pain burned through my veins, and I cried out again as my orgasm seemed to go on longer. Her muscles all relaxed as one, and I collapsed atop her.

All that was left was the afterglow, and our soft, deep breathing. A bird chirped outside the window. I nuzzled the Mayor gently, and she mumbled something unintelligible.

“Hnnn,” she moaned, “Haa.. W-Wow…”

I cupped her face and looked her deeply in the eyes.

Oh. Right. I had another reason for coming here. Besides banging the Mayor senseless.

“Mayor,” I said softly, “I need to know-”

“For Harmony’s sake, call me Ivory Scroll,” she moaned. I sighed and kissed her gently.

“Ivory… Where. Is. Twilight. Sparkle?”

“Haa… No idea,” the mayor sighed. “I might remember… If you give me more loving~?”

She squeezed her pussy around me, and I groaned.

“Ivory. Now,” I growled, and I gently squeezed one of her large breasts. She sighed, and gave me a pout.

“Just a little~?” She pleaded.

I sighed softly.

“Tell me, and I’ll pound you again,” I growled. She nodded.

“Mm… She’s at one of your friends’ businesses in town,” she said. I moved to pull out… But her incredibly strong legs kept me put.

“You didn’t say when~,” she taunted gently. I rolled my eyes and spanked her bottom hard. She squealed happily.

“You’re a thirsty whore, aren’t you?” I taunted.

“Oh Celestia’s tits, yesh,” she moaned. “Make me yours~!”

“Mayor-”

“Ivory!” She cried.

“Ivory, I really need to find Twilight-”

She gave me a sultry look.

“You can take my asshole,” she crooned. My dick twitched furiously.

Well… Maybe yelling at Twilight could wait just a bit longer.

Oh yeah, like you could resist, Saint Augustine.

••••••••••

Author's Notes:

Chapter two. How are things looking?

Three

Be a Human Day

A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Andrew J Talon

Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release.

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One incredibly enjoyable session of cornholing a politician later, I walked out of the mayor’s office. Ivory Scroll was laying on her desk, not quite unconscious, but wasn’t going to be getting any work done for the rest of the day.

Her secretary gave me an appreciative look, as I quickly made my exit.

Even if she hadn’t heard all the commotion, I’m sure I stank. I was covered with the juices of two different mares as well as a fair amount of my own semen. And I didn’t have magic to get me clean, either.

I contemplated running home and changing clothes, but my feet had already led me to Sugarcube Corner. I doubted Ivory was lying, so Twilight was probably either here, at Rarity’s boutique, or possible Applejack’s farm? Pinkie’s workplace was closest, and we needed to have words about what acceptable surprises could consist of, anyway.

I stormed into Sugarcube Corner. Plenty of ponies-turned-human were all about, eating and drinking coffee and hot cocoa. All naked, of course. I looked around, carefully scanning about for Pinkie Pie. She could strike from anywhere, at any time, like a deadly pink cobra!

“HI SHEPHERD!”

Speak of the pink devil now. I sighed and turned around, far too used to her ability to pop out of nowhere to freak out.

“Pinkamenia Diane Pie,” I began… And faltered as I was crushed into a wonderful titty hug. Pinkie had kept her long, wild pink hair and gorgeous blue eyes, of course. Her smile was the same- No other being in the multiverse could have it.

“Hey! So! How’s my human form, huh? Huh? It’s like I’m in a big, bouncy castle!” She giggled, rubbing herself up and down my front like an aroused cat. She was wearing nothing but a bright pink apron, which did nothing to conceal the fact that she was thick. All those sweets had made her nice and cuddly, but not fat- She had muscle underneath her generous breasts and wide child bearing hips. She was a rock farm girl, after all.

“So are you enjoying today? Huh? I tried baking in my human form without the apron but then I spilled hot syrup on my front and I tried to get Rainbow Dash to lick it off but she didn’t want to because it was ‘super gay’ and I thought if I added whipped cream and sprinkles she’d go for it but she said that made it worse so I-!”

I reached down and covered her mouth. I counted to ten mentally as she mumbled in slight dismay.

“I’m going to remove my hand,” I began slowly, “and when I do, you’re going to calmly tell me why you and Twilight decided to spring this on me without asking. Okay?”

“Mmhm! Mmhm!” Pinkie mumbled, nodding happily.

Look, I love the pink pony to death. She is happiness and sunshine and has made it her life’s mission to make everyone smile. She welcomed me to Ponyville with cake and hugs when most other ponies were afraid of me! I would die to save her life!

It’s just that she does sometimes have issues with when to stop.

I slowly removed my hand. Pinkie licked her lips, still smiling.

“We noticed you were super bummed about that portal to the other world not leading to your Earth! And we wanted to make you feel better! And who hasn’t wanted to be an alien? Or a bird? Or a kumquat? Maybe that’s just me…”

“I appreciate your intentions,” I said slowly, “but asking if I’d be okay with it would have been nice.”

“Then it wouldn’t have been a surprise!” Pinkie cried.

“Some surprises are not good ones, Pinkie,” I grumbled. Pinkie sniffed me significantly, and her grin turned saucy as I blushed.

“Oooh… I think you’re enjoying some surprises today~,” she teased. “I thought you looked like you had been put away wet, who’s been riding you so hard?”

“I-No-That’s another thing!” I cried. I saw several ponies turned humans look our way, and I lowered my voice.

“Pinkie, you guys go into estrus cycles, right?”

“Yeah huh!” Pinkie said with a nod. “That’s the only time we’re fertile! But we can have sex other times, too!”

“Yeah well, humans are basically fertile and able to have kids any time,” I stated. “Why do you think all human women have swollen breasts all the time?”

“Well mine can be awful swollen when I’m nursemaid for the Cake Twins,” Pinkie pointed out. “But then I use a magic potion for that-”

“Not the point!” I interrupted, and I tolerated her pout. “Don’t you think that turning the entire town into a bunch of horny apes might lead to disaster? I already banged Starlight and the Mayor!”

“Did they have fuu~n?” She asked with a grin.

“I- yes? I’m pretty sure they- that’s not the point! Neither of them were acting normally. I don’t think ponies are used to human hormones. I’m guessing it’s kind of like being in estrus continuously?”

Pinkie Pie shook her head, and patted me on the shoulder.

“Shepherd, Shepherd, Shepherd… Your name is fun to say three times. But I digress!” She poked her finger into my chest, giggling at the sensation. “Do you know how long a stallion lasts in sexual congress with a mare before orgasm?”

“Why in the hell would I ever-”

“They average about 30 seconds to a minute,” Pinkie Pie stated, poking me harder. “Now, during that time, they fill a girl out like an application, let me tell you, but that doesn’t last long.”

I blinked, and absorbed that.

“Sooo, when Twilight offered the town the chance to experience the wonders of hands,” Pinkie Pie continued, making jazz hands with a giggle, “and I mentioned how that humans, being primates, last really, really long in sex, they decided to make a holiday out of it!” She beamed. “And now you’re not the only human around! For one day! Isn’t that worth being a little embarrassed and weirded out?”

I sighed. “So this really isn’t about me, is it?”

Pinkie smiled. “Well, it’s not not about you. But there’s a lot of very happy couples who will think fondly of you for what you’ve allowed to have happened. And if you have a ‘good time’ as well? Bonus!”

“What about the children?” I asked.

“Well, nobody under legal age got transformed. Ya know, liabilities and possibility of spell mishaps,” she said. She rubbed her large breasts up against my chest, beaming up at me. “Also, the spell lasts a day. If anypony gets pregnant, they’ll have ponies. But only if they're ponies. We’re not quite ready for more humans running around.”

“That’s… Suspiciously well thought out and argued,” I stated.

“Cadence helped Twilight with the spell work,” Pinkie said as if that explained it all. Which it did.

I sighed. Damnit, I had a full head of steam… Well, half a head. I wanted to yell at Twilight! Or at least scold her really good.

“So where are the masterminds of this crazy scheme?” I asked.

“All over the place! You should check with Rarity first though!” Pinkie said cheerfully. “Oh, before you go though, you really do look tired. And like you need a shower. I’ve got some cupcakes upstairs for you after you get cleaned up!”

“How did you- No, don’t tell me,” I groaned, “your ‘Pinkie Sense’ again?”

The formerly pink pony grinned.

“It can be very useful!” She said.

“At least tell me if you’re… I don’t know, getting information from your future self? Like a time loop?” I asked.

Pinkie Pie giggled happily, and snuggled up against my chest.

“Nah. That would take all the fun out of life!” She said. “Besides, I can only see certain possibility branches of potentiality before the wavefunction collapses!”

“What?” I asked.

“What?” She asked.

I sighed. As much as I might want to delve into the mind bending possibilities of Pinkie Pie’s true nature and go mad from the revelations, I did need a shower. I hadn’t had breakfast yet, either. I patted her on the top of her head.

“Thanks Pinkie,” I sighed. She beamed.

“You wanna bend me over and make me a cream Pie~?” She asked.

“Really? … Fine, but later,” I said, stroking her hair. It really was very soft. As was the rest of her. “I’m sure Twilight will cast the spell for you again if you ask nicely.”

“Heehee! Just wait until tonight~,” she said cheerfully, skipping off. I blinked.

“Huh? That’s not ominous at all...”

I headed upstairs, trying not to think too hard about Pinkie Sense, tonight, or how ‘in demand’ I was amongst the general town’s population. The shower called to me, and my stomach was finally making its demands for food known.

Once inside Pinkie’s room, I quickly stripped and headed into the bathroom, glancing at a platter of cupcakes, donuts, and muffins on the bed that looked exceedingly tempting. I did have some willpower though, and managed to walk past them long enough to get the shower running, and the water to get nice and hot. Thankfully, no streamers burst out of the showerhead.

Pinkie Pie can forget where she puts her traps.

I had managed to get myself soaped up when the curtain slid aside. I froze, and slowly looked over my shoulder.

Oh boy.

“Hello Maud,” I said, as calmly as I could.

Maud Pie was Pinkie Pie’s sister, and was her polar opposite in nearly every way. Where Pinkie was loud, Maud was quiet. Where Pinkie was bright pink and bouncy, Maud was gray and taciturn. Where Pinkie was a professional party planner who had precognitive powers, Maud was a geological scientist who could shatter rocks with a single hoof blow.

They were both good ponies though. Maud and I enjoyed talking about science. Sure, she was a little weird: She always talked in a monotone and she kept a pet rock named Boulder. She also had a wicked sense of humor, very deadpan and snarky.

The eldest Pie sister regarded me silently, the same implacable expression on her face as always. Admittedly said expression was on a human face, and attached to a human body. A gorgeous human body. Large, perfectly formed breasts, firm round ass, and strong, healthy thighs seem to run in the Pie family. She also had abs you could grind meat on, and well defined muscles in her arms and legs.

“Uh… Hey Maud,” I began. “What’s up?”

She stared at me, still silent.

“Is there...something you wanted to talk about?” I tried.

Maud blinked slowly. The motion drawing attention to her heavily made up eyes and long eyelashes.

“Oh dear,” she said in her usual monotone, “I seem to have wandered into the shower while you were using it by accident. How embarrassing.”

“... It’s no big deal,” I replied. “We could share it if you need to rinse off.”

After Pinkie’s talk, I could already see where this was going. And if Maud wanted this… why not?

Maud stared at me intently, her expression unchanged.

“I prefer being direct in seduction,” she said.

“I appreciate that,” I said.

“I like your directness. It is something we have in common,” she intoned.

She then stepped into the shower fully. She extended her arms and wrapped them around me. My own went back around her, and pulled her tight against me. Our lips met under the hot water spray.

Despite her incredible strength, she was very gentle. I hugged back tightly, and ran my hands down her sleek, strong back. Right down to her rock hard bottom. I squeezed her cheeks hard, just enough give in them to send a twitch down to my dick.

“Mm… please bite my neck,” she murmured. I bent my mouth down to the junction of her neck and shoulder, and bit down hard. She didn’t respond, save for taking deeper breaths.

My hands slid back up, over her mouth watering hips and sides, to her large, firm breasts. I buried my face in her tits, squeezing them around my face. I latched onto a nipple and suckled eagerly, my tongue sliding around her areola. I slid my hands down under her heavy breasts, and massaged the sensitive undersides.

She was breathing faster, and her heart was beating hard. She smelled amazing, and her skin was so smooth and warm. Her strong hands were surprisingly soft, as she stroked all over my upper body.

Hot, frantic and hard sex was nice, but pleasuring a beautiful woman was nice. Also restful, especially under the hot water.

I knelt down and pushed her up against the cool wall of the shower. She reached down and spread her lower lips. I gripped her buttocks and began lapping eagerly at her lower lips. She let out a soft sigh.

“Very few stallions… Want to go down on mares,” she said, “I wanted to know what it would be like… As a human…”

She was still completely monotone as she said all this. I didn’t really care that much though, as she was so warm and tasted amazing. Like salty rock candy. I found her pussy hole and slid my tongue in eagerly. More juices leaked all over my tongue, and I groaned eagerly.

Damnit, I really should have eaten out Starlight and the Mayor. Eh, I could do it later.

Maud took deeper, faster breaths. I thrust my tongue in deeper, and her strong muscles squeezed around it. Her hands found their way into my hair, and gripped my head tightly. I reached up and pulled back, just enough to look up into her eyes.

Save for the bright red blush on her face, she was just staring at me intently. Her mouth was open as she panted softly. I moved my hand up and slid a single finger into her clenching hole, spreading her as I sought out her G-spot. I curled my finger inside her hot vagina, and ground hard against the upper part of her sex. I rubbed my thumb up against her U-spot, staying away from her clitoris.

Her eyes were locked on mine, as she panted faster. I dug my thumb into her U-spot and then extended my lips. I wrapped them around her clit, and sucked as hard as I could.

Maud slowly closed her eyes and let out the softest sigh. Her pussy convulsed around my finger, so tight my digit almost hurt. She gushed all over my chin and upper chest, again and again. My other hand, as though moving by its own volition, spanked her ass. She sucked in a deep breath and then closed her mouth tightly as she squirted another salvo of ejaculate all over me.

Her knees trembled. I leaned back, sitting on the cold shower floor. I reached up and gripped her hips, pulling her down onto my lap. She wrapped her arms around my shoulders, and pressed her face against mine as she continued to pant.

“I am… Extremely aroused,” she murmured, still monotone. She settled on her knees and reached down to grip my dick. It was nice and hard, but not quite there. I groaned softly.

“I shouldn’t have taken a second run at the Mayor’s holes,” I groaned. Oh shit, maybe I shouldn’t have said that in front of Maud.

She just stared at me briefly, before she produced a small gemstone. Maud then slid it into my mouth.

“Bite down,” she said softly. I hesitated for a moment-Maud Pie was strong enough she could crack rubies with her teeth. She just kept staring, and I mentally shrugged. I bit down, and thankfully the stone broke like a Jolly Rancher.

It tasted like lightning and blueberries mixed together, and my entire body was filled with energy. My cock was as hard as… Well, a rock, to the point I almost felt lightheaded.

Maud nuzzled my cheek, and breathed in my ear.

“I want you to impregnate me,” Maud mumbled.

“You just… Want to do that because of the human form,” I murmured back. “Besides, the spell doesn’t let that happen.”

“It’s my fantasy,” she replied, as she seized hold of my dick and rubbed it up against her pussy lips. She pushed herself down hard, her tight pussy engulfing my length slowly. She let out a low, soft sigh, and I groaned as she slid down onto my lap. I grabbed her hips, new energy flowing through my body.

“You’re so tight,” I whispered.

“I exercise regularly,” Maud deadpanned.

Maud slowly rose up, and slid down as she rolled her hips. I groaned in bliss, and pushed myself up on the balls of my feet. Her eyes slid shut tight, as she began to bounce up and down.

I rammed my hips up into her, slow but strong, as she rode me like a pony. Appropriate, really. Her breasts bounced enticingly, and I pushed my face into her tits. She rested her chin atop my head, as I thrust up into her and she rammed herself down.

“Please… Shepherd,” she gasped, still in a monotone, “please fill me up. Fill my womb with your semen. Make me a mother. Daddy.”

I nearly laughed, but then her pussy squeezed me like a juicer. I bit down on her neck, as her nails dug into my back. She let out a deep sigh, and despite the warm water raining down on us, I felt her orgasmic juices soak my lower body. I held her tightly as my rejuvenated penis erupted inside her like a volcano. I think my eyes crossed as she milked me for every last drop.

My spine cracked as she embraced me like an industrial crushing machine. I let her neck go as I gasped loudly. She echoed my gasp, and trembled hard. Her pussy gushed again, as she held me tightly inside and out. My hand began to stroke the elegant curve of her back, as I kissed her throat. She lazily nuzzled my neck.

The water was getting cold, so I slowly reached up and turned the faucet off. On shaky legs, I managed to get up. Maud kept holding onto me tightly, wrapping her legs around my waist to hang on. I staggered out of the bathtub and walked slowly, out into Pinkie’s bedroom. I made it to the bed, and fell down onto it as she held onto me. I breathed hard, as she snuggled against me. I reached for one of the plates of cupcakes, and pulled them to my mouth.

I just started gobbling them down, my starved body desperate for calories. One cupcake, two, three, four-And now I was losing track. I think I mixed in a danish and a muffin as well.

Maud finally caught her breath and looked up at me with her same, intense yet neutral stare.

It may have been the fact we’d just had sex but I thought I could see true warmth in her eyes. I grabbed another cupcake and began chewing it eagerly.

“I have done a great deal of sexual experimentation since I entered the university,” Maud said, “but this is the best experience I have ever had.”

“What was in that rock, anyway?” I asked, my mouth slightly full.

“A sexual aid for primates my professor discovered while on expedition to the southern Jungles,” Maud said. “I helped Pinkie Pie cook it into all of her pastries.”

I stopped chewing, and slowly gulped.

“All of… These?” I asked. “What’s the lethal dosage?”

“I do not know,” she stated. “However, in the laboratory trials, sexual activity prevented death.” Maud nuzzled me. “We should have more sex, just in case you have an adverse reaction.”

I sighed. “You and Pinkie are crazy ponies. Completely insane.”

“You can punish us both as much as you like,” Maud suggested.

My dick was rock hard, because it didn’t know any better. As I rolled her onto her back, it was clear that I didn’t either.

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Four

Be a Human Day

A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Andrew J Talon

Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release.

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Spike

Allow me to be perfectly honest: I think Twilight has really gone off the deep end this time.

I know, I know: I’ve said that a lot. Well, I’ve thought about it a lot more than I’ve said it. Not that Twilight would care either way, she usually just does stuff and doesn’t listen to me.

Transforming the entire town into freaky alien primates to try and make Shepherd feel better about never going home seemed like way too much. Then again, Twilight’s never really been able to think straight when it comes to Shepherd. She doesn’t have any experience with romance, and combined with her poor impulse control it just turns her even crazier.

Then again, Shepherd is crazy too. He’s a squishy, violent primate without any magic who willingly throws himself into battle against demi-gods and monsters with a sword and a quippy line. So I suppose they’re perfect for each other.

Anyway, despite every other time I’ve failed to keep my employer/big sister/mother figure from causing a huge disaster, I once again tried to talk some sense into her. She was poring over her spellbooks in the Hall of Friendship on the Cutie Mark Table, magical items and devices floating around her in her magical grip.

“Twilight,” I began, “this will only end in tears and utter disaster.”

“The city council voted for it! The Mayor approved it!” Twilight said cheerfully. “It’s all above board!”

“Like governments never make mistakes,” I deadpanned, leaning back in my chair as Twilight kept a veritable storm of magical accoutrements spinning around us.

“You’ve been listening to Luna too much! She’s so cynical about bureaucracy and constitutional limits!” She giggled.

I sighed, and rubbed my tiny clawed hands against my face.

“She has good reasons for it, if this is what it leads to,” I stated. Twilight gave me a concerned look.

“What’s really wrong, Spike? Come on, tell me,” she said. I huffed, and crossed my arms over my chest. I gave her a glare, and definitely not a sulk.

“Whenever this kind of thing happens, I’m always left in the background,” I grumbled. “Or left cleaning the castle up. Sorting the books in the library. Or getting exploded.”

“Aw,” Twilight said, giving me a rub atop my head with her hoof. “I’m sorry Spike. I guess I haven’t really considered how this might affect you. Hey, I know!” She beamed. “How about I turn you into a human?”

I snorted.

“Oh sure. Turn me into a baby human!” I grumbled. “Maybe I can spit up all over the floor, or crawl because my bones would be mostly cartilage! That can’t end badly!”

Twilight got off her throne, and crouched in front of me. She gave me a warm smile.

“Actually Spike? Thanks to all the research I did into this spell? I was able to lock in what age you’d be as a human,” she said. “Do you know what age you’ll be?”

I looked at her cautiously. A little bit of hope blossomed in my chest.

“What?” I asked.

“Eighteen,” she said. “Legal human adult age. Also? Rarity’s going to go human too.”

“Where do I sign up?!” I asked eagerly, my brain immediately turned to mush.

••••••••••

We all gathered together in the Hall of Friendship. Pinkie Pie was bouncing up and down in her chair, Applejack and Dash were leaning over the table impatiently, Fluttershy was tapping her hooves together nervously, and Starlight was grinning. I was sitting in my side chair and patting my hands on the armrests. Twilight sighed and patted me on the shoulder.

“Let’s just calm down, Spike,” Twilight murmured. “You’re way too thirsty.”

I gave her an incredulous look. She had the grace to blush just a bit.

“Don’t say it, I know it,” Twilight muttered.

“Do you? Do you really?” I asked, raising my scaly brows. Twilight cleared her throat, and looked around.

“Do we know where Rarity is?” She asked. That’s what I wanted to know.

“Let’s be patient,” Twilight said with a smile.

The doors to the chamber opened, and Rarity trotted in with multiple bags. She beamed at us all, her gaze lingering on me for a bit longer than the others. I timed it. I’m that good.

“Sorry I’m late everypony,” Rarity cried. “I had to get a few more accessories for this day!” She set it all on the Cutie Map. She took her chair and rested her hooves on the table.

“Now,” she began, “how is everypony this morning? Did you all sleep well after the city council meeting-?”

“Can we get on with the transforming already?!” Dash demanded. “COME ON!”

“Rainbow Dash!” Rarity scolded her. “Have some decency!”

“We all know we all slept just fine! Now come on!” Rainbow Dash said defiantly. She shot a look at Twilight.

“Come on! Let’s do the magic already!”

I nodded, trying not to seem frantic.

“If we could, please,” Fluttershy murmured. “If it would be all right?”

Twilight sighed. “All right, all right,” she said, leaning back on her throne. “Now, I must warn you all: While I am very certain that the spell isn’t harmful, there may be unexpected side effects-”

“Come on already!” Dash shouted. Twilight shook her head, and looked over at me.

“I’ll have to adjust the spell for dragons,” she said, “but you might want to get an apron from the kitchen.”

“Huh? Why? I asked.

“Dragons carry their genitals on the inside, but humans carry them on the outside,” Fluttershy pointed out. “That’s why Shepherd wears clothing.”

“Oh,” I muttered. I turned and headed to the kitchen as quickly as I could. I then picked up my largest apron, and hurried back.

It let me get back to the Friendship Hall just in time to see a wave of magic washed over the room. As it faded… There were humans everywhere.

Female humans. They were shorter than Shepherd, and much… Curvier. I didn’t see Rarity though. I looked around, my penis immediately getting erect. Fluttershy and Pinkie were curvaceous, while Applejack was tall and-dare I say it-like that Wonder Woman in those humans comics Shepherd had given me. Tall and curvy but muscular, and her breasts were large. Starlight’s chest was smaller, but only slightly smaller than the others. Her butt was amazing though, just as amazing as when she was a pony.

Being so short as a dragon, I got to see mare genitals and teats, and let me tell you-They did look pretty nice on the chest. It did draw more attention to them. Fluttershy was trying to cover up her large breasts, while Pinkie Pie was already bouncing around.

“WHEE! WHEE! I’m so fluffy and squishy and-” Her large breasts slapped against her chest, and she winced. “OW! That’s going to take some getting used to…”

Rainbow Dash… Was sleek and slim, and running her hands over her flat, muscled belly. Then, back up to her rather small boobs. She was grinning.

“Haha! You’re all fat! Look at me! Sleek as a falcon!”

“Actually,” Twilight stated, tall, curvy, and busty, “most human males tend to like bigger breasts and bottoms. Much like stallions.”

Dash glared. “Not every stallion!”

Twilight was actually looking a bit smug, hefting her large breasts up under her crossed arms. “I’m pretty sure Shepherd will like them,” she said. Dash glared more angrily.

“Twilight!” She growled.

Twilight blinked a few times. She shook her head.

“Sorry, I don’t know where that came from,” she said. Dash huffed.

“I bet if you were still a unicorn, you’d just be some flat homely human,” Dash said mockingly.

“Now, now everypony, let’s not be bitter and spiteful,” Applejack said, happily juggling some apples. “Hot diggity! Look at me go! These hands sure are somethin’ else!”

I looked over at Twilight. “Where’s Rarity?” I asked.

“She went to get some tools for her clothing,” Twilight said. She gave me a warm smile. “So! Ready to give it a try too, Spike?”

I grinned, and posed a little in front of Twilight. I gave Twilight a dazzling smile, and held my hands out.

“Come on Twilight! Hit me!” I said. I coughed. “I mean, since you’re all doing it anyway and I can better relate to you all.”

“So selfless,” Starlight deadpanned.

“Go for it Spike! Go go go!” Pinkie Pie cried.

Twilight closed her eyes, and her horn glowed brightly. Plasma arced from the tip, and I found my mind reviewing every time one of Twilight’s spells had gone terribly, horribly wrong.

Maybe I had made a mistake. Maybe it wasn’t too late to change my mind.

The magic struck me right in the chest, and my entire body began to expand, contract and twist. It wasn’t painful, but it was seriously weird. My tail vanished, my skin softened, and hair sprouted where my cranial ridges used to be.

The light faded away, and I got a lot of gasps. I held up my hands in front of my eyes. They were smooth, but strong looking. I looked over at Pinkie Pie, who helpfully held up a mirror. I blinked several times, and studied my new form. I stood up… And up, and up!

I was tall-Maybe not as tall as Shepherd, but still tall. I also had muscles-Very sleek and strong. Shepherd was bigger in the shoulders, and I was a lot less bulky. I ran my new hands over my forearms. Wow, they were so smooth!

I stood up and turned around with a grin.

“Thanks Twilight! I feel amazing-!”

Then I felt my penis flap around against my hips, and winced. It was very sensitive. Geez, no wonder Shepherd wears clothes all the time.

I heard several comments of “Oh my.” I felt the eyes of every mare turned female human on me, and I blushed hard. They all looked… Hungry for some reason. Applejack chuckled, shaking her head.

“Sweet Apple Acres Spike, yer a biggun, Almost as big as Mac!” She said.

I blushed hard. That was very flattering.

“Depends on where you’re looking Darling,” said the voice of my angel. My eyes widened.

Rarity! I had only just arrived and I didn’t see Rarity as a human yet! I looked over and I was unable to speak. All the girls I knew were pretty and seeing them as humans hadn’t changed that. I knew Rarity as the most gorgeous pony of all would be easily as beautiful as a human.

I was not prepared.

She was a goddess, I had no other way to describe her. She wasn’t as large as Fluttershy, Pinkie, or Twilight in the chest, but her breasts were perfectly shaped. Her bottom was heart shaped, her hips were smooth and perfectly sculpted. Her legs were long and elegant. She was fit, but not overly muscled. The lingerie she wore was a dark, wine-like red, lacy and silky.

Somehow, having most of her beautiful body concealed made her even hotter. I was speechless, and my dick was so hard you could break glass with it.

I heard snickering. I'm not sure who... Probably Rainbow Dash. My goddess approached me and placed a hand on my chest. My surprisingly broad chest. She ran her hand along it and began to circle me with a smile I had never seen on her face. It made me nervous and excited.

“Very nice Spike,” she bit her lip. “So very... Manly.”

I heard that cackling laugh. Rainbow Dash was now lounging on a cloud she had dragged into the castle.

“You gonna give us a show here Rares?”

“I would never be so gauche Rainbow, at least not till we’ve been together awhile,” Rarity huffed. She looked over at Twilight.

“Twilight?” She asked. Twilight raised her eyebrows.

“Yes?” She responded.

“I do believe I am calling in that marker from way back,” Rarity said gently.

Twilight had a confused look for a moment.

“What marker?” Then it cleared and she had an embarrassed one instead

“That… Yeah I should have figured that,” she murmured. She shook her head. “Well, I guess I can get data points from the rest of the girls. As well as unique information from you.”

“Oh, I’ll be very thorough,” Rarity purred. I gulped slowly with my unfamiliar throat.

“What are you two talking about?”

The other mares had knowing looks. Even Fluttershy, though hers was still very shy.

“Oh nothing my precious scales. Well not scales at the moment. In any case Spike would you please accompany me back to the Boutique?” She was eyeing me again like I would a nice emerald or ruby, and her looks seemed to linger around my groin. My dick twitched, like an eager Winona being teased with the prospect of chasing a tennis ball.

“Hey,” Starlight said, her eyes narrowed, “hang on a second here-”

Rarity shot her a glare that could have melted down a block of iron.

“I. Called. Dibs,” she hissed. Starlight sighed, and crossed her arms over her chest.

I couldn’t help myself. I blurted the question “You called dibs?”

Twilight spoke up.

“Well, I owed her an important favor and she asked me not to interfere when you were of age.” She smiled. “Which you are, technically.”

“Of age?” I managed faintly. “For what?”

No, she couldn’t possibly mean-

“Oh that as well Darling,” Rarity stated, “but there are a few other mares who have considered Spike prime dating material.” She eyed Starlight knowingly, while Twilight looked confused.

“Like who?”

Starlight whistled innocently. Pinkie Pie grinned. Twilight stared at her in shock.

“STARLIGHT!”

“What?!” Starlight cried. “It’s not just me!”

“Not just… Her?” I muttered. I was feeling faint. Was this how Shepherd felt at romantic discussions? No wonder he was always so out of it!

“Oh Berry Punch told me once over a glass of wine she’s considered him,” Rarity said, cool but with an edge of ice in her tone, “Minuette I’ve seen watching him walk by and I once heard Marigold talking to her sisters about him’

This really caught me off guard. Then AJ really shocked me.

“Shucks Twilight, ah have to admit Andrew and Spike are pretty much my short list on Stallions around here,” the farm pony admitted, a light blush on her cheeks. I gaped a bit as Dash floated over on her cloud. She snorted at Applejack.”

“That's cuz yer super picky! I mean I at least have Big Mac on that list too!”

“Like I’d have my brother on mah list Dash?” Applejack shouted angrily. Dash snorted.

“What mare doesn’t?”

Many guilty looks appeared on everypony’s faces. Including Twilight’s.

“I think we should go,” I stated. Rarity smiled at me, a predatory expression that again made my genitals twitch eagerly.

“Twilight can you be a dear and teleport us back to my boutique? I’m not feeling especially patient right now,” she said. Twilight sighed, and then shrugged.

“Oh, all right,” she said. Her horn lit up with powerful magic once again.

Now normally I hate it when Twilight teleports me. Even in a human body, it still left me feeling a little dizzy.

This time though? As we appeared right in Rarity’s bedroom, where my beautiful crush gave me a grin before pouncing me right onto her bed? I found that I didn’t really care.

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Author's Notes:

Just a brief pause before more smut comes along. And throwing a bone to Spike. Who really is a harem lead in his own right.

Five

Be a Human Day

A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfiction by Andrew J Talon

Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release.

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Contains some lesbian sister incest. Take that as a warning or enticement.

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When I’d woken up this morning, I certainly hadn’t expected I’d be making up for the lack of sexual activity over the past few years. Definitely not in just one day, either.

Yet, here I was, deep in the hot, tight asshole of Maud Pie as she kept her ankles up behind her head. She was squeezing her ass as hard as she could around me, trying to milk me for another load. Her skin was dark red and flushed, and our bodies were both dripping with sweat as I slammed into her bottom. Her round bottom was red, and getting redder as I slapped her ass cheeks with every thrust.

She let out a soft groan as her pussy fluttered. I reached down and rubbed her sex furiously. Her clit, already abused from our sex, trembled. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she orgasmed again-The spray from her pussy squirting all over my lower stomach. Her asshole clenched almost painfully around me, and despite all the activity of the past few hours, my balls were up to the challenge.

“UNNGH!” I shot another large load of burning hot seed deep inside her bowels. Her asshole squeezed again and again, as her sex fluttered like a butterfly.

“M-Maud,” I moaned softly. I leaned over and kissed her, as her body relaxed. It untensed, her legs slowly rotating down to the bed. Her shifting body made me slip out of her abused backdoor, and I wrapped my arms around her to hold her tight. “Mmm…”

She didn’t respond. I reached up a hand and checked her nostrils-Yes, she was still breathing. Maud had just passed out. I nuzzled her happily, my primal instincts crowing like I’d just brought down a mammoth. They’d been doing that a lot today.

I sighed as my senses returned though. I pulled back from her, and stroked her cheek tenderly. I then noticed that the bedspread was soaked and tangled up underneath her. Many cupcakes and danishes were on the floor. I groaned.

“Pinkie’s gonna kill me,” I muttered. I went to a nearby gel pump, and got some cleaning solution out of it. I wiped my dick off with the stuff. I'd used the same thing on Maud's asshole before-It functioned as lube and cleaner, clever-but you should be hygienic.

There was a crash from the nearby closet, and a familiar yelp. I sighed heavily.

“Don’t tell me,” I mumbled. I walked up to the closet door, and stood to the side. I opened it up, and out tumbled a shock of wild pink hair. I looked down at the pleasing form of Pinkie Pie on all fours, only an apron around her hips. She shook her head free of any dizziness, and looked up at me with a smile.

“Hi Shepherd! Those cupcakes really do the trick, huh?”

Pinkie was panting softly, her face bright red. I could smell her arousal in the air, it was so strong. The insides of her thighs were glistening with her girl cum, and dripping down onto the wooden floor.

Right on cue, my dick rehardened, and my earlier fatigue seemed to vanish into thin air. The enticing smell of a woman ready to mate filled my nostrils, and I licked my lips. Pinkie managed a little giggle.

“Um… I got a little distracted.” She beamed. “I’ve never seen Maud so happy! She passed right out! You’re really amazing!”

“Uh huh,” I managed. I slapped her thick bottom, and it jiggled amazingly. Pinkie trembled, letting out a soft moan.

“Ooh,” Pinkie murmured. She lifted her broad, round bottom up with a big smile. “Sooo… It’s later, you know.”

A thought managed to burst through the cloud of lust that had descended over my mind. Just enough to voice a question, even as I gripped her big, thick bottom and kneaded it like dough. She groaned happily, and wiggled her juicy rear.

“What did you mean about tonight though?” I asked. My eyes narrowed. “Does Twilight have something planned?”

“Um... “ Her eyes went up to the ceiling. “I’m afraid I can’t say.”

I let out a groan.

“Not a Pinkie Pie Promise!”

Pinkie Pie’s aroused face abruptly vanished into an angry glare.

“Don’t knock the promise!” She growled. “Ever!”

I slapped her bottom again, and again, harder. She groaned, the slutty expression returning to her face. I sighed.

“You really drive me crazy sometimes, you know,” I grumbled. I gave her bottom another hard slap, and she pressed her face into the floor. She moaned loudly.

“Ooh… That’s mutual~,” she moaned back. “Haa… You know, you could punish me~! Wouldn’t that solve both our problems~?”

“I could just leave you alone to stew in your juices,” I pointed out. “That’s how you punish a masochist.”

“How’d you know?” She gasped in utter seriousness. I blinked. I’d been joking!

Well… Maybe I’ll explore that a bit later. Right now.

“Never you mind that!” I shouted. “I could leave you right now!”

Pinkie moaned, and turned around. She squeezed her breasts together, looking contrite.

“Aw, are you sure you want to do that~?” She simpered. She pulled some syrup from her hair, and poured it all over the valley of her breasts. Her apron top was soon soaked, and she dropped the bottle. She squeezed them back together, and rubbed them up and down. She gave me a smile that made my cock twitch eagerly.

“Rrreeallly sure?” Pinkie further asked.

I grumbled.

“I really hate all of you, you know,” I growled. “Stupid sexy ponies.”

“That’s not how you talk to a girl hoping to be creampied with your bun in my oven,” Pinkie whined. I gripped her tight hair, and pulled hard. She let out a loud gasp, and girl cum dripped from her pussy all over the floor.

“What if she’s a masochist?” I asked. Pinkie beamed.

“Mmmm… Good answer!” Pinkie said cheerfully.

I reached up behind her and undid the apron straps, letting the top fall away. Before, her breasts had been hidden which had made them even more enticing. Now they bounced into the air, covered in syrup. I licked my lips: They were huge, Double-Dees at least. I reached down and pressed my cock between them. Pinkie Pie cooed as I squeezed her large breasts, pressing her inverted nipples like buttons with my thumbs.

“Oooh… I wonder what it tastes like~?” Pinkie moaned. She bent her head down and licked the tip of my cock, and I let out a soft groan. “Mm,” she sighed, “sweet and salty~!”

I pressed her breasts together tight, the warmth and softness intoxicating. I rolled my hips and thrust up in the wonderful paizuri. Pinkie Pie opened her big mouth wide, and slurped noisily around the length of my cock. Her lips stretched around my dick, and despite all the sex I’d been having today I let out a loud groan.

Oh my she was good. I thrust up faster into her hot mouth, between her sticky, warm tits. Her own hands came up and massaged my balls. She looked up as best she could with my dick in her mouth, her expression playful but impatient. I got the message: I thrust up as hard and fast as I could, the warm syrup and Pinkie’s copious drool keeping the experience slick and amazing.

“Oooh,” I moaned. I did remember my manners though-I pinched her nipples between my fingers as her hands held her breasts tight around my dick. I then stroked her nipples up and down my cock as I fucked her tits furiously.

“Mmmmngh~!” Pinkie Pie groaned around my dick, and shuddered all over. I didn’t know where to put my hands as her pussy gushed another spray of girl cum all over the floor. That said, I did know that I wanted to hear her make more enticing sounds.

I gripped her pink hair and let her tits fall back down. I rammed my cock down her throat, and she eagerly slurped it down. Her hands went up to my ass, and she took my cock down, down…

“Ohhhh fuck,” I mumbled. Her throat vibrated as she sang around my dick, and I dug my fingers into her scalp. Her lips were sealed tight around the base of my dick, and her nose was pressed into my nest of pubic hair.

She began to sing a song-Something that sounded familiar, but in my state I couldn’t parse it out. And besides, even Pinkie Pie couldn’t sing clear lyrics with my dick down her throat.

Not that I would tell her that. Wouldn’t want her to get ideas.

“Ah-Ahhhnngh,” I groaned, and my balls clenched hard. I erupted inside her throat, just as she hit some high notes. She gagged and gargled it all down, wrapping her arms around my waist to swallow every spurt. I moaned loudly, holding onto her head for dear life.

She looked up, long enough to pull back and take the last spurts into her mouth. She slowly pulled back, and opened her mouth in a big, wide grin. She stuck out her long tongue, covered in my seed. She took a long, loud gulp.

“W-Wow,” I managed. Pinkie Pie scooped up some of my semen, and held it up with a smile.

“Try it!” She said eagerly. I managed to stick out my tongue and lapped it up. It tasted like… Like…

“Blueberries?” I asked in disbelief. Pinkie Pie grinned happily.

“Can I cook, or can’t I?” She asked, waggling her eyebrows. “Wanna see what I can make out of a cream pie~?”

“I can’t get you pregnant, silly pony,” I chuckled, now in a much better mood.

“We can pretend~,” Pinkie cooed. “Think of it as a preview!”

I took hold of her mass of hair, and pulled up hard. She moaned loudly, and had to grip my shoulders to stay stable as she got to her feet. I crushed her small, plush form against my body and kissed her deeply. She returned it eagerly, her tongue wrapping around mine like a boa constrictor. Geez, despite being human she was still just as strong!

“Mmm… Still an Earth mare,” she moaned in between kisses. “You can plow us all day, we’ll go plow the field, and then we’ll come back for more! Every time!”

She rubbed herself up against me.

“Mm… And I have two other sisters just waiting to demonstrate,” she purred. “We want to be scientific about this, don’t we? We can do it together-One big happy family!”

I groaned. “You can’t be that kinky,” I replied.

“Oh yeah~?” Pinkie asked, mischief in her eyes. She undid her apron and let it slip down to the floor. Now totally revealed and bare, she smirked up at me. My cock revived once more. I groaned. Stupid cupcakes.

Pinkie Pie let me go, and turned around. She slapped her bottom enticingly, as she knelt down in front of the still out of it Maud. She wrapped her arms around Maud’s taut bottom, and pressed her face between her sister’s thighs. She began to eagerly lap and slurp at her pussy, moaning as more of my cum leaked out.

My jaw dropped, as drool ran down the corners of my lips. Pinkie Pie shamelessly ate out her sister, her long tongue diving in deep. Maud moaned, slowly awakening. She stared down at her sister, with her usual neutral expression.

“Oh. Hello Pinkie,” Maud stated. “Are you eating me out to further entice Shepherd for sexual adventures, or merely to get at his semen?”

“It can’t be both?” Pinkie Pie asked eagerly, wiggling her delicious ass in my face. She looked over her shoulder and winked. “Mm… Wouldn’t it be great if our foals had the same birthday? They could have one extra big party~!”

“Yes. They could,” Maud said. She looked up at me. “Would you please impregnate my sister while she eats me out, Shepherd?”

I groaned. I grabbed another cupcake and gulped it down in one bite. My body was filled with energy and warmth, and my cock rallied again like the champion it was.

Hey, enough sex with beautiful women who care for you will improve your self esteem.

Okay, yes. I know the prospect of becoming a father should scare any man. Certainly, it is a scary prospect. Yet at the same time, the idea of becoming a dad is something I also like very much. To be a father is a dream of mine.

Finally… How the hell could you resist the prospect of knocking up beautiful women? Especially when they’re offering an incestuous threesome?

Or perhaps a moresome, later. Oh right, first things first.

“I’ll do my best,” I said happily, walking up and giving Pinkie’s juicy, fat ass another hard spanking. She moaned happily, burying her face in between her sister’s thighs. Maud let out another soft sigh, and ran her fingers through Pinkie’s mane.

“That… Is all I ask,” Maud managed softly. I lined my cock up against Pinkie’s drooling pussy. She bumped herself against me, impatiently. I waited, just a bit longer. Just long enough to hear her moan. Pinkie Pie looked up piteously.

“Shepherrrrd,” she groaned.

“That was the look I wanted,” I said. “Though you could add more tears.”

She did so, her eyes shiny as tears gathered at the corners. I reached down and patted her cheek.

“Perfect!” I said. I gripped her hips and rammed into her more than ready pussy. The deep, womanly groan she let out was of relief and pleasure. The moan I gave out was just as eager. Her pussy was so warm, tight, and slick. I began to pound away at her pussy, my hips slapping into her thick bottom. I reached up and gripped her large, hanging breasts, using them as handles as I rammed into her furiously. Her pussy contracted, first and her entrance and then the middle, and then at the end-Like her amazing throat.

God she really was incredible. Even if she was a pink Eldritch abomination in a pony-er, human suit.

Or maybe she's a succubus. That would explain some things.

Her pussy was so wet, her juices like fine oil all over my cock. Even as I plowed away at her as furiously as I could, our bodies slapping together loud enough to fill the large room, she kept determinedly licking and lapping at Maud’s pussy. Well enough that Maud sighed and came all over Pinkie’s face. She screamed happily in response, and her pussy seemed to shrink around me. I held onto her, feeling lightheaded, as the sultry siren milked another orgasm out of me.

I filled up her needy womb with spurt after spurt of my cum-Just as much as when I’d started this crazy day. Enough that Pinkie’s round belly became a lot rounder. I nuzzled the back of her head and kissed the top, as she moaned in bliss.

“Haaa… Haaa… Oooh,” Pinkie mumbled. She giggled. “Wow… There goes my… Energy… For a while.”

“You have plenty to spare,” I mumbled back. I slapped her tits around, and she trembled all over. “Now… Are you sure you can’t tell me… About tonight?”

All I got was a snore. Pinkie Pie slid out from my arms, and I sighed. I picked her up and set her down on the bed next to Maud.

“Plow all night, she said,” I muttered. Maud nodded.

“That just indicates how good you are at this,” she said. “My mind is blown. I am ruined for any other male. I will be your sex slave, wife, concubine-Whatever you wish of me.”

“Let’s… Not go that far,” I said gently. I sighed. “You two get some sleep. I’ll see you later.”

I went to the shower alone, cleaned off, and came back out. I got my clothes, and pulled them back on.

The sex was great, yes. I still needed to go yell at Twilight a lot. Or punish her. I’d decide on which when I saw her.

Who knew I was actually falling into her devious hooves?

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Author's Notes:

We're still going with this! And there will be some Sparity and other lemons in the future. So stay tuned!