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Rainbooms Watches My Favorite Death Battle Episodes!

by Saiyan of the North Star

Chapter 5: Felicia VS Taokaka

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Felicia VS Taokaka

Felicia VS Taokaka

The next episode is played and this one got everyone interested when they see the next two fighters.

Boomstick: Catfight!

Wiz: It literally is, Boomstick. Not only do we have two ferocious females in the ring today, but they're also, well, cats.

“Oh, wow it’s a fight between cats. This could get intense.” Fluttershy said.

Boomstick: Felicia, the popstar demon cat chick lady.

Wiz: And Taokaka, BlazBlue's speedy vigilante.

“Hey, maybe I should bring Opal to watch this.” Rainbow Dash suggested.

“I rather you do not, Rainbow Darling. Recall the last time you carry Opal around with your superspeed and how unsatisfying she was.” Rarity reminded her rainbow-haired friend with a raise eyebrow.

“Oh yeah, the claws everywhere.” Rainbow Dash shivered of the memory.

“Hey, you just trying to help Rarity when she was busy that day. Plus, the little scratches did make you looked awesome like a survivor from the apocalypse.” Flash complimented.

“Thanks, I guess the look was awesome.” Rainbow Dash blushed with smug.

“Way to smooth up on the rainbow.” Sunset teased making Flash flinch a little.

Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick.

Wiz: And it´s our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.


Felicia

Wiz: As a catwoman, Felicia faced discrimination all her life. She was raised by a nun and became a successful popstar, a passion that would ultimately lead her on a quest to bring humans and cat-people together to make children happy.

“Aw, now that is a goal I could go for.” Fluttershy smiled, happy that Felicia wants to make kids happy.

“Nice to know she doesn’t let the negativity of being a different race get her down.” Applejack nodded of approval.

Boomstick: What the hell? I thought we were talking about a deadly demon warrior and... is she naked?!

Wiz: Yes.

“Oh no…” Rarity exclaimed.

Boomstick: But she’s a cat.

“Well, that is the theme of this fight.” Pinkie said, not realizing what Boomstick is really thinking right now.

Wiz: Yes…

Boomstick: Hmmm... do you think it'd be wrong to-

Wiz and Rarity: YES!

“I swear to Heavens if he is just the worse kind of man.” Rarity muttered.

“Yeah, I prefer my own sexy Sunny girl right here.” Flash wrapped one arm around Sunset’s waist.

“Then maybe you wouldn’t mind seeing me as a naked cat?” Sunset asked teasing making Flash blushing like crazy as she made a little cat noise.


Background
Height: 5’6”
Weight: 128 lbs.
Raised by a Nun (Fluttershy finds that lovely)
Happy-Go-Lucky Attitude (Pinkie would love to be friends with her)
Superhuman Strength, Speed, and Endurance
Cat-Sense


Wiz: Felicia is a Darkstalker, a creature of the night, and naturally possesses supernatural strength, speed and agility. She can also use her unique cat senses to sniff out enemies from extreme distances.

“Oh, she and I would get along great!” Pinkie believed, throwing a huge party together and being friends too.

“Sounds to me like she could know vampires and werewolves.” Twilight stated.

“Think she could introduce me to one?” Spike asked as he is a big fan of werewolves.

“Maybe if they don’t plan on eating little dogs.” Twilight joked as Spike roll his eyes.


Combat
Long, Pink Claws
Strong Tail
Speed-Based Combos
High-Damaging Grapples
Can Charge Energy at Will
Natural Athlete


Boomstick: She can tear into her foes with the sharp claws restin' in her big-ass paws, each several inches long and capable of tearing through all kinds of armor.

“Yeah, I am so not pissing her off.” Spike feared the claws.

Wiz: To top it off her tail is extremely strong, able to lift her entire body on its own.

“I have of a thing like legs day, but I think Felicia just invented tail day.” Flash surprised thinking Felicia must have done some tough exercising on her tail.

“I don’t think we can do that with our ponytails.” Pinkie looked at her puffy hair.

“Not unless you can make it move like an actually tail.” Applejack said.


Special Moves
Rolling Smash
Delta Kick/Cat Spike
Hell Cat Grapple
Rolling Buckler: Links to Various Attacks


Wiz: She's undeniably one of the faster darkstalkers and can get around the battlefield with her unpredictable Rolling Smash, Delta Kicks and Rolling Buckler.

“Hey Fluttershy, what if we try training some of the cats at the animal shelter to do those moves?” Rainbow Dash asked thinking of making some cats fight awesome.

“I don’t think that would be a good idea, it’ll be hard to find them a good home.” Fluttershy pointed out. Worry that could make any potential buyers not want them if the cats learn how to fight like that.

Boomstick: Felicia, she can really move- Felicia, she's got an attitu-ude-

Wiz: Yes Boomstick, we get it, she's like Sonic.

“Whoever Sonic is, I hope he didn’t have Boomstick to sing his theme song.” Sunset disliked how Boomstick sings like that.


Sand Splash
Short Range
Low to Middle Height
Also Called Litterbox Kick


Wiz: Anyway, as a darkstalker, Felicia has a natural affinity for magic, able to use it in the form of her only ranged attack: kicking sand.

Boomstick: At least she's litter box trained.

“Oh please, Opal is trained with better manners than that.” Rarity bragged.

“I think you’re missing the point, Rarity.” Applejack said with a sweatdrop.

Wiz: As she was raised by a nun, even becoming one herself, she has little to no combat training, preferring to focus on her singing career and running an orphanage. As such, she relies on her lethal feral instincts in a fight.

“Well, that’s a little letdown. She could have been a tougher Darkstalker if she tried approving herself.” Rainbow Dash proclaimed.

“But she wants to focus on the two things she cares for the most, I think that’s great.” Twilight believed.

Boomstick: But these same instincts also lead her to be easily distracted by ferocious enemies like butterflies, rolling balls of yarn and paper that crinkles.

“Whoa, guess even monster cats have the same weakness as normal cats.” Spike surprised.

“Yeah, how would get distracted by crinkling paper?” Pinkie asked.

Flash decided to play a little game with Pinkie and took out a ball of gummy worms he made this morning before school.

“Hey, Pinkie Pie!” Flash threw the gummy ball which got Pinkie to squeal with her eyes widen.

“Ball of sweets!” Pinkie screamed and pounce on the gummy ball playing with it for a bit like a cat before eating it.

“I’m sorry, I just couldn’t resist.” Flash chuckled.

Wiz: The other Darkstalkers consider Felicia to be one of the weakest of their kind, but with the help from her friends, she somehow manages to hold her own against demon lords, spell casters and all-powerful aliens.

“Now that is one tough cat.” Applejack commented.

Boomstick: That's one cat you don´t want to cross.

“Agreed.” Spike nodded.

Felicia: I sure could use a catnap.
Felicia then turns into her cat form.


Taokaka

“That’s certainly a unique outfit this one is wearing.” Rarity complimented.

Boomstick: That chick wearing a cat hoodie?

Wiz: No, that's a special cloak to fit her Kaka body.

“Really? Cause it sure looks like a hoodie to me.” Flash said.

“Looks can be deceiving, Darling. Unless you know its true value like what it’s made for.” Rarity lectured.

Boomstick: Her... what body?

“So, that means her body isn’t exactly normal.” Sunset figured out.

Wiz: Taokaka is a vigilante of the Kaka tribe, a catlike people descended from genetically engineered living weapons. Her genetics, provide her with a natural fighting instinct. She is the guardian of the Kaka, implying that she is the best fighter of the group.

“Amazing, genetically engineered living weapons sound impossible to do yet it is something science has been trying to drive for.” Twilight intrigued.

“I’m betting a little bit of magic had something to do with this.” Sunset said, also interested.

“(I’m not sure why, but those looks are starting to scare me.)” Flash thought gulped.


Background
Height: 5’5”
Weight: 93 lbs. (Rainboom: That’s really light!)
Descended from Genetically Engineered Weapons (Twilight and Sunset interested)
Guardian and Vigilnate
Incredibly Stupid


Boomstick: While she may be a good fighter, she is one dumb cat.

“That’s not a very nice thing to say.” Fluttershy offended of that remark.

Wiz: Unfortunately, Tao has an incredibly severe case of ADHD. While she hunts bounties with the intent of improving her fighting skill and bringing money to her family, she often winds up completely forgetting about her mission at the worst of times, often even befriending her would-be targets.

“It’s nice that she is trying to collect some money for her tribe.” Applejack complimented.

“But the journey would be wasted if she keeps forgetting what she was doing in the first place.” Rainbow Dash stated.

“I’m sure she’s doing the best she can.” Fluttershy hoped.


Combat
A total of 12 Retractable Razor-Sharp Blades
Speed-Based Combos
Expert Air Control
‘Dancing Edge’ Drive is Extremely Fast


Boomstick: She has twelve retractable dual-edged blades on her hands and feet. While they´re not very long, they can transform from basic claws to hook-size and saw-blades. Damn, I don´t even want to think what those things would do to my couch.

“For once, we can actually agree on something.” Rarity said and suddenly found a strange taste in her mouth.

Wiz: Tao's genes allow her to instinctively access and utilize Seithr: a raw, powerful energy seething through the air.

“Ah, so that world as their own unique power source.” Twilight wondered if this Seithr could work on her as well.


Seithr
Uses Instinctively
Uses for Special Attacks
3 Powerful, Fast Distortion Drives
Astral Heat
Limited Amount Available


Wiz: Tao can use Seithr to empower and transform her claws, as well as to execute incredibly vicious attacks. However, there is only so much Seithr in a given space, and once she runs out, Tao will lose many of her deadliest attributes.

“Huh, so depending on what location she’s in, she could run out of Seithr during a battle.” Sunset guessed.

“Such as why the Wheel of Fate is turning.” Pinkie said confusing the others.

“Huh, what?” Spike wondered what is really going on in Pinkie’s head.

Boomstick: Also, apparently Tao likes to carry around a lot of random shit, which she then uses as projectiles during a fight: bowling balls, apple cores, pillo-- a pillow? Really!?

“How in Hell does a pillow count as a weapon?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Pillow Surprise Punch!” Pinkie punched Rainbow Dash in the face with a pillow that knocked her down from the couch.

Rainbow Dash groans in pain a little and gave a glare at Pinkie for doing that just now as she got back on the couch and crosses her arms under her breasts.

“What? You asked.” Pinkie shrugged.

Wiz: She's the fastest of the BlazBlue cast, darting around the arena with incredibly fast combos. However, she's also the weakest stamina-wise and doesn't have very many defensive options.

“That’s going to be trouble if she gets herself tired before she could end the battle.” Flash stated.

“And if she can focus on the battle at all.” Rarity added.

Boomstick: But, if you want to kick her ass, you gotta catch her first!

Taokaka: Aah! It's the boobie lady!


Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It’s time for a CAT FIGHT!!!


“Boomstick must really love cats.” Pinkie guessed.

“I don’t think that’s why he shouted like that.” Twilight said as she can tell that Boomstick was probably thinking perverted thoughts at the moment.

On a wooden bridge, a pink butterfly flies toward Felicia, who is wearing her nun attire and is watering plants.

“I get the weird feeling that butterfly may spark the start of this fight.” Fluttershy mentioned.

Felicia notices it and takes off her robes, then begins following it. She then leaps at it four times before accidentally bumping into and waking up Taokaka. Felicia jumps back while Taokaka is agitated.

Taokaka: Alright!

“You totally called it, Fluttershy.” Spike said.

FIGHT

Taokaka charges at Felicia, unleashing a long combo before knocking her into the air, then slamming her into the ground with her hook claws. She charges again when Felicia uses her Rolling Smash to jump onto her attacker, then unleashes a combo of her own.

“Tao sure started off fierce like a real wild cat from a jungle.” Applejack commented.

“And Felicia managed to counter with combos of her own, good reflexes too.” Twilight complimented.

Felicia then knocks Taokaka into the air, jumps upward, slashes her a few times before grabbing her and throwing her to the ground. Felicia lands and Taokaka attempts to counter, but her attack is blocked, leaving her wide open to Felicia's Delta Kick. Felicia then uses Rolling Smash and moves back and forth, hitting Taokaka repeatedly before she jumps upward and catches Felicia as she gets her claws ready.

Taokaka: Take this!

Taokaka proceeds to stab Felicia multiple times with her Distortion Drive, Imma Beat The Crap Outta You before Felicia completely reverses it with her Hell Cat Grapple, concluding by throwing Taokaka.

Taokaka: Boing

Taokaka has her hands on the ground and her tail in the air while Felicia in her fighting stance as well.

“Oh my, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but this is one cat fight I’m really enjoying!” Fluttershy amazed.

“Me too! Now I’m almost regretting not letting Rainbow Dash bring Opal.” Rarity nodded as she enjoys this fight so far.

“The two seem evenly match. Can one of them pull off a last surprising win in the end?” Pinkie asked like a wrestling announcer.

“Hey, is that the pink butterfly from the start?” Spike pointed his paw at the screen.

Then the butterfly from before returns, grabbing both of their attention.

“Great, their minds have gone stupid cat mode now.” Rainbow Dash groaned.

“Calm down, I’m sure they’ll get back to the epic fighting as soon as that butterfly is gone.” Applejack assured.

The two repeatedly leap at it and as the butterfly approaches Felicia, Taokaka slashes it with her claws.

Taokaka: Whoops!

Felicia is upset.

Felicia: No, no, no!

“When I said gone, I didn’t mean it like that.” Applejack worried that she might have jinx the butterfly’s life.

“It had lived a short life.” Pinkie sobbed with a tissue, then her mood changed complete 180. “Now back to fighting!”

Felicia then lunges at Taokaka, letting out a cat-like roar, and unleashes a combo on her. The two trade combos until Taokaka is slashing at thin air, forgetting where Felicia is.

“Even I paid more attention than that.” Spike claimed.

“Even when squirrels are around?” Twilight asked.

“Squirrels, where?” Spike asked, wagging his tail as he wants to chase them. But quickly realizes that he had just proven Twilight’s point that he can be distracted at times.

Felicia lands on Taokaka and slashes at her face before knocking her back with a kick. Taokaka gets into a one-legged stance when Felicia uses Rolling Smash. She catches Felicia off-guard using her Slashy Slashy, knocking her back. Felicia uses Sandsplash, but to no avail as Taokaka jumps right over it, trapping her in a combo and knocking Felicia into the air. She strikes Felicia multiple times, keeping her in the air, then lands. Taokaka then takes out her claws and jumps upward as she performs her Astral Heat, Attack Meow Pow.

Taokaka: Taokaka boom!

The strike is so devastating that it slices Felicia in half, separating her top and bottom halves of her body.

“Ow! That is one major cat scratch.” Flash winced.

Taokaka is then shown dancing.

KO

Taokaka: Nya ha, nya ha, nya ha!

Taokaka then sits down on the ground.

Taokaka: Now I'm bored.


“Sheesh, quick way to get over a victory.” Rainbow Dash said.
Boomstick: Felicia just got put down!

“In two ways, no less.” Pinkie added.

Wiz: But this one was very close; based on their move sets, Tao appeared to have a slight speed advantage. Though Felicia had the endurance of a Darkstalker, Tao's superior agility eventually gave her the win.

“True, being able to withstand blows can help you last long in a fight, but that’ll be a problem if the opponent can dish out something stronger that can put you can and not being able to catch them as well.” Twilight explained.

“And even though Tao’s speed advantage was small, it was still above Felicia that also gave her the win.” Sunset added as the others agreed.

Boomstick: Not to mention she's got freakin' razorblades for claws! Felicia just took her final meow.

Everyone groans and Pinkie laugh a little with a meow sound.

Wiz: The Winner is Taokaka.

“It’s a good thing I’m the kind of dog who is friends with a few cats.” Spike sighed in relief.

“You know, that may have given me an idea for the cats at the shelter.” Fluttershy said, thinking of a way to get more cats adopted.


Author's Note

KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!

Everyone sure got a surprise that cats can be deadly in a fight like that, and Spike learned to always be on their good side or else he’ll get scratch on the nose, and Pinkie doing those silly things were cute too.

KO comment, favorite, click the thumb up button, and follow through of how this story will go!

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