Rainbooms Watches My Favorite Death Battle Episodes!
Chapter 2: Rogue vs Wonder Woman
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The Rainbooms, Flash, and Spike enjoyed the first favorite episode of Death Battle that was sent to them through a mysterious package and will enjoy the next episode.
Wiz: Superheroines. Millions have been drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.
“It’s nice to see that female heroes are taken seriously.” Sunset smiled.
“Like you girls?” Flash asked.
“Exactly.” Sunset nodded.
Boomstick: Or you could, uh, just be drawn to the way they're drawn.
“Please tell me we’re not going to hear him like that through this, are we?” Rarity annoyed of how perverted Boomstick sounds.
“Relax Rarity, it’s not like he’s saying anything about us perverted.” Applejack assured.
“I rather not have that kind of attention.” Fluttershy.
“Let’s hope Flash doesn’t get any ideas.” Pinkie teased.
“Wh-What, no, I…” Flash stuttered trying to look away.
Wiz: Like Anna Marie, the Rogue.
Boomstick: And Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman.
“Rouge and Wonder Woman, not much but good hero names too.” Twilight commented.
Wiz: He's Boomstick and I'm Wizard.
Boomstick: And we're here to watch two chicks duke it out! CATFIGHT!
Wiz: It's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills-
Boomstick: And maybe a few other things. (Rarity groans.)
Wiz: -to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
“Oh yeah, show us the awesome super chicks!” Rainbow Dash excited.
Rogue
The screen shows Rogue in her skintight suit fighting a big robot.
“I must say, she certainly style and the looks to go with it.” Rarity complimented.
Wiz: Rogue has possessed a variety of different powers over the years. For this duel in particular, we will use the most well known version; the original iteration from the comics and television show.
“What? She has more and we’re not going to see them?” Rainbow Dash complained.
“I’m sure they must have a reason for it.” Twilight stated.
Power Absorption
Activated Through Contact
Absorbs memories, talents, personalities, and abilities (Surprise to them)
Temporary Transfer
Can Use Copied Abilities (Kinda Reminds Sunset of the Changlings)
Can be Lethal with Prolonged Contact (Scared Fluttershy)
Wiz: Her deadliest weapon is her own skin. With just a touch, she absorbs a person's memories, talents, personalities, and abilities, whether superhuman or not, to use them herself.
“Goly, think she can do that with our magic?” Applejack wondered.
“Well, our powers do come from the geodes, so maybe.” Sunset said as she isn’t sure herself though this does reminds her of the Changlings she read about.
“It’s also freaky that she can take the memories too.” Flash added.
Boomstick: Too bad it knocks them out cold. And if she holds on long enough, it's game over.
“I don’t like the sound of that.” Fluttershy gulped.
“That explains the suit to avoid something like from happening.” Rarity figured.
Wiz: Tenacious foes like Juggernaut can resist it, but in the end, nobody is safe from Rogue's parasitic touch. For every second of contact, Rogue can keep these powers for a full minute. Though sometimes, there's unforeseen side effects.
“Yes, because nothing come just to you freely without a catch.” Twilight said.
“Like training hard despite being born talented, even I know that.” Rainbow Dash pointed out.
Ms. Marvel Powers
Super Strength (Applejack likes that)
Flight at Subsonic Speed (Rainbow Dash approves)
Near-Invulnerability
Enhanced Reflexes
Telepathic Resistance
Seventh Sense (Twilight and Sunset interest in that while Spike thinks its like an animal instinct)
Boomstick: She held on to Ms. Marvel for so long she absorbed her powers permanently. Now, she's got super strength, speed, and near invulnerability.
“That’s a bear a hug I don’t want to be in.” Fluttershy said.
“Me too, and I usually love hugging a lot.” Pinkie stated.
“Ms. Marvel must’ve been a hero and Rogue hanging with the wrong crowd.” Flash guessed.
Boomstick: Not that I blame her, though. I'd be holdin' on to Ms. Marvel for as long as I could! Plus, then when she's unconscious I could...
“Please, please do NOT finish that sentence!” Rarity begged.
Wiz: She also gained a seventh sense, the ability to unconsciously predict her opponents' moves.
“So, it’s like an animal instinct that alerts you of danger.” Spike commented.
“In a way, yes.” Twilight said.
“And like my mind power when it goes overdrive like that one time.” Sunset looked at Rainbow Dash.
“What? I’ve been careful with my superspeed.” Rainbow Dash said.
Boomstick: But her seventh sense doesn't seem to always work. That or the writers just forgot about it 'cause, uh, Rogue gets her ass kicked a lot.
“Seriously, that’s like lazy writing.” Rainbow Dash mocked.
“It’s probably for plot convenience.” Flash shrugged.
Wiz: For plot convenience.
“See, even Wiz sees that.” Flash said.
Boomstick: And damn, she's got a hot ass.
“Seriously?” Everyone wondered if he is taking this seriously.
Boomstick: Hey, that counts as a superpower in my book, Wiz!
“Why do guys like him focus on the outer parts of the women rather than getting to know them personally?” Applejack asked.
“Sometimes darling, it’s a curse for women such as ourselves to beautiful.” Rarity rolled her eyes.
“And we all know Pinkie Pie has the bigger cute butt.” Flash blurted out and immediately slap his hands over his mouth, but it was too late as he notices the girls are looking at him shock except Pinkie with a teasing smirk.
“Ah, how sweet of you compliment me like that. Maybe if Sunset is okay with it, I’ll let touch my buns later.” Pinkie winked.
Sunset looks at Flash who is trying to hide his face inside his shirt moaning of embarrassment she becomes curious about this.
Boomstick: But while she's not invincible, she doesn't have any real weaknesses either. She's a classy southern belle, who I'd like to take out to dinner.
Wiz: Who can fly, lift buildings, and kill people just by touching them.
Boomstick: Never mind.
“As if you never have a chance with her.” Rarity said.
Rogue: Ain't that enough?
Wonder Woman
The screen now shows the tall muscular woman in a revealing heroic outfit.
Wiz: To the uneducated nerd, Wonder Woman may seem a cheap clone of Superman.
Boomstick: With Superboobies!
“Eyes are on her head, you idiot.” Rarity glared.
“Why don’t you try focusing on her outfit. It looks amazing!” Fluttershy pointed out.
“Oh, absolutely divine, it’s like a summer fashion swimsuit.” Rarity smiled.
“(I know someone who would look good in that.)” Flash thought looking at Sunset pretending she’s wearing that.
Wiz: But in reality, she's a whole different story. Created from Earth, born by gods, trained by ancient warriors-
Boomstick: Maker of Wonder Bread! Designer of the Wonderbra!
Wiz: Boomstick, that's not true!
Boomstick: See, I can do it too Wiz!
“AAH! You just ruined the moment of admiring her!” Rarity screamed.
Wiz: Wonder Woman is the incredibly powerful and near-invincible ambassador of Themyscira, and self-appointed protector of the Earth.
“Themyscira? Where have I heard that before?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“It was during that history class fieldtrip to the Museum on Ancient Greek.” Twilight answered.
“I liked the part about Peritas.” Spike recalled.
Boomstick: And she dresses like a stripper. A patriotic stripper!
“YOU-Actually I kind have to agree with you on that one.” Rarity said, feeling a weird taste in her mouth.
Master Combatant
Trained Since Childhood
Skilled at Armed and Unarmed Combat
Prefers Fists Over Blades
The Best of the Amazons (Rainbow Dash likes that)
Wiz: Diana Prince has been trained by the Amazons as a master combatant since childhood. She dueled the best of the best for the right to be crowned Wonder Woman. Her unearthly powers are divine, granted by ancient Greek gods and goddesses.
“So, her is also Divine herself!” Rarity commented.
“I wonder if Princess Celestia can grant others divine power?” Sunset asked herself.
Powers from Demeter
Superhuman Strength
Superhuman Durability (Resists all but Blades and Bullets) (Rainbow Dash is confuse about that.)
Magic Resistance
Enhanced Healing Factor (Fluttershy likes that)
Wiz: From Demeter, she received superhuman strength and durability.
“Except for blades and bullets, what’s that about?” Rainbow Dash wondered.
“The comic creators probably didn’t want to make her too invincible, at least she has healing powers.” Fluttershy pointed out.
Boomstick: 'And you know that bitch Mailman god with the wingy shoes?
Wiz: Hermes?
“Sounds like Boomstick doesn’t pay attention much in school.” Flash guessed.
“Or maybe not at all.” Sunset said.
Powers from Hermes
Flight up to March-5 Speed
Superhuman Reflexes (Faster than Superman)
Superhuman Speed (Up to Hyper Sonic)
Boomstick: Whatever. He gave Wonder Woman the ability to fly and move at hypersonic speed.
“Oh yeah, superspeed is and always has been awesome!” Rainbow Dash bragged as everyone rolls their eyes.
Other Powers
Enhanced sight, smell, hearing, touch, taste
Multi-lingual (Twilight would like to learn that)
Increased Wisdom (Applejack approves)
Superior Empathy
Animal Rapport (Fluttershy smiles)
Other Useless Stuff (Confusing them)
Wiz: She was given numerous other powers from enhanced senses, animal rapport, and blessings of wisdom and empathy.
“I would love how to speak in multi-language.” Twilight said.
“And she’s fond of animals too.” Fluttershy smiled.
“Oh, I would like to get to know her.” Spike agreed.
Boomstick: Aside from the obvious cannons rested right below her neck, she's got a pretty bizarre mix of weaponry.
“Being a master of combat tends to come with that.” Twilight stated.
Lasso of Truth
Forged by Hephaestus
Unbreakable (Applejack would like a rope like that)
Infinitely Elastic (Twilight gasp)
Forces Prisoners to tell the Truth
Boomstick: Her Lasso of Truth is a piece of unbreakable string that, well, makes you tell the truth.
Hippolyta: What other depraved thoughts must you be thinking?
Col. Steve Trevor: God, your daughter's got a nice rack.
Boomstick: Hell yeah, she does!
“Probably like Pinkie’s, right Flash?” Sunset asked teasing as Flash blushes.
“You’re not going to like that one go, are you?” Flash asked.
“Maybe.” Sunset smirked.
Boomerang Tiara
Returns after Each Use
Razor-Sharp Edge
Can Cut through Most Substance (Rarity likes it)
Wiz: She uses her tiara as a long-range throwing weapon, using its razor-sharp edge to slice open her enemies' throat.
“Stylish and functional, a perfect accessory for any women including princesses.” Rarity said proudly.
Bracelets of Submission
Indestructible
Formed from the Aegis of Zeus
Blocks Blades, Bullets, Beams, and Other Attacks
Can Discharge Lightning
Boomstick: Wonder Babe here uses the Bracelets of Submission, indestructible steel gauntlets forged from the remains of Zeus' legendary Aegis. These babies can block all sorts of attacks.
“Oh, I wonder if they come in purple?” Rarity asked.
“I wonder if they discharge party balloons?” Pinkie imagined having bracelets with balloons coming out.
Wiz: She has persevered throughout the years, fighting a huge variety of foes, even killing the Greek God of War, Ares.
“She can even fight against Gods, that is awesome!” Rainbow Dash cheered.
“I definitely like to learn combat from her.” Sunset said.
Boomstick: Hear that, Kratos? A chick beat you to it!
“Who’s Kratos?” Spike asked.
“Another fictional characters who probably will show up on this favorite list.” Pinkie guessed.
Wonder Woman bashed the edge of the shield down to Mad Harriet.
Wonder Woman: Let's see you smile now!
“Oh, she’s fierce.” Applejack commented.
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: But first, I need my own Wonder striper outfit from Go Daddy!
“Ew!” Everyone grossed out as they watch the commercial of Go Daddy.
“I think you would look good in that better, Sunset.” Flash said.
“Aw, thank you, Flash.” Sunset kissed him on the cheek.
Boomstick: Now it’s time for a Cat-Fight Death Battle!
Rogue is shown flying in the sky. The Invisible Jet descends in background and Wonder Woman flies out. She kicks Rogue in the face, and both superheroines fly down to the ground.
“Wait, was it just me or did something like look a jet flew in the background?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“I think it was, hard to make out though.” Applejack said.
“But why would Wonder Woman need a jet when she ca fly or even remember where she parked?” Spike confused.
“Maybe she likes to go for a ride.” Twilight guessed.
“Who cares, let see the fight!” Flash excited.
FIGHT!
(*Cues: Wonder Woman (2009) - The Battle/Origins*)
Wonder Woman throws her tiara at Rogue, runs behind her, and roundhouse kicks her. The kick sends Rogue flying, Wonder Woman then flies after her, kicking her multiple times before dashing behind her again and punching her.
“Wonder Woman is going on the obsessive.” Fluttershy surprised.
“Being a trained warrior like her means she isn’t holding back against a new opponent.” Twilight explained.
“Well, duh, it’s a no hold-bar fight.” Rainbow Dash pointed out.
She grabs a dazed Rogue with the Lasso of Truth and slams her on the ground numerous times, drags Rogue near her, and uppercuts her in the air. She darts around the airborne Rogue with a flurry of punches.
“Oh dear, it looks like Rogue is going to lose.” Rarity surprised.
“I don’t think so, Rarity. Ma gut is telling me that the tides will turn.” Applejack said.
(*Cues: X-Men Theme - Hard Rock Remix*)
When she punches Rogue in the face however, she absorbs some of Wonder Woman's powers, she absorbs more of her powers when she takes off her glove and touches her leg. While Wonder Woman breaks free, Rogue strikes her from behind, elbows her in the neck, and sends her soaring with a quick kick combo. Wonder Woman throws out her Lasso of Truth again, but Rogue grabs it, tugs it, and slams her on the ground.
“And now Rogue is on the offensive by a touch turn!” Pinkie announced dramatically.
“Along with the memories of her fighting style and training, Wonder Woman is going to have a hard time with this battle.” Sunset stated.
Rogue flies behind her again and launches her tiara again, but Rogue blocks it, -propelling it back on her head- kicks her in the air and uppercuts her. Wonder Woman stops Rogue with several punches, but her finishing kick is blocked and she is knocked in the air.
“They seem evenly match as it is.” Flash shocked.
“Now the question is who can outdo the other.” Twilight said watching this fight carefully.
(*Cues: Wonder Woman (2009) - The Battle/Origins again*)
Rogue flies after her in the air, looking around to see where her opponent is, and is responded by a commotion of punches, Rogue blocks on of them and delivers some of her own, which is later black by Wonder Woman. She is then knocked down to the ground by a dive kick delivered by Wonder Woman. Both combatants fly down to the ground.
“Oh man, this battle is intense!” Rainbow Dash gasped.
“And it looks like they’re about to go for the final blow!” Sunset added.
Wonder Woman dashes towards her with a flying kick, but it is interrupted by Rogue, who predicted this thanks to her Seventh Sense and grabs her.
Rogue: Good night, sugar!
Rogue proceeds to plant a kiss of death upon Wonder Woman's lips, killing her. And strike a pose.
KO!
Everyone is shocked and blushing a little that Rogue ended the fight a kiss on the lips.
“Well, that was unexpected.” Spike said scratching his ear.
Boomstick: Woo-hoo-hoo! This goes down in history as the best DEATH BATTLE! ever!
“Guess we can agree with you there.” Applejack surprised at her for saying that.
Wiz: Poor Wonder Woman was more than a match for Rogue, but then she touched Rogue's face.
Boomstick: Wonder Woman is a trained fighter, so naturally she would strike her opponent's weakest spots, like the neck, stomach, joints and, well, the face.
“Yep, every fighter has to strike the face during a fight which is a normal thing to do.” Rainbow Dash sighed.
Wiz: In the end, her failure was a result of her thorough Amazonian training.
“And Rogue used that against her.” Twilight said as everyone agrees.
Boomstick: And her stripper outfit! Her leg was just begging to be grabbed there. Though personally, uh, I might have grabbed elsewhere.
Rarity growls in anger trying to resist the urge to punch the TV.
Wiz: Wonder Woman's powers may be godly, but Rogue's taken similar powers before, so there's no reason to say she couldn't here. Adding Wonder Woman's strength and speed to Rogue's own power gave her a huge advantage, drastically turning the tide.
Boomstick: A few high flying combos and our favorite X-Girl had Wonder Woman on the ropes.
“Literally too.” Pinkie said.
Wiz: And with her combined reflexes, speed, and seventh sense, she outmaneuvered Wonder Woman with one fatal kiss.
Boomstick: Rogue sure "made out" in this fight!
Everyone groans while Pinkie laughs.
Wiz: The winner is Rogue.
“Man, we better be careful not to let anyone do that to kill us.” Rainbow Dash said.
“I’m sure nothing like that will happen. Probably.” Flash hoped.
“Though it’s pretty surprises of how you commented about Pinkie’s butt earlier.” Rarity said.
“Oh, well, it’s just Pinkie has always been a… cheerfully sugary girl.” Flash exclaimed and Sunset looks at him with a raise eyebrow and a teasing smile.
“You better believe I am, now on to the next favorite episode!” Pinkie declared.