Rainbooms Watches My Favorite Death Battle Episodes!
Chapter 12: Luigi vs Tails
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The Rainbooms and Flash have enjoyed themselves another great day in Canterlot High though they are more excited of watching the next episode of Death Battle they got from the strange being from another world, they are looking forward to seeing who will fight against whom.
When the school bell rang for the end, Flash is at his locker getting some of his stuff out.
“Hey, Flash.” Micro Chip walked up to him.
“Hi Micro Chip, need to borrow another guitar string for an invention?” Flash asked.
“Not really, I can’t find the new idea for an inventing, so I’m taking a break for a while, but I don’t know what to do now.” Micro explained.
“Hmm, I think I might just the thing.” Flash grinned.
(Sunset’s Home)
“So, you guys watch this Death Battle show when it suddenly appeared out of nowhere?” Micro asked after hearing the story of yesterday.
“Yeah, the note said there are more episodes though the ones we’re watching are this sender’s favorites.” Twilight mentioned.
“We already gone through the season 1, and we’re about to watch the second season favorites.” Applejack said.
“And you’re sure this is not one of those magical dangerous problems?” Micro asked to be sure.
“100% magic problem free. Now sit down and enjoy the show!” Rainbow Dash forced Micro to sit on a chair and gave him a bowl of popcorn.
“Might as well see where this goes.” Micro shrugged before eating one popcorn.
“That’s the spirit!” Flash excited as Sunset start playing the episode with the opening theme.
“Hmm, good theme.” Micro commented.
Wiz: With the dragon slain and the princess rescued, the hero revels in gold, glory, and cake.
Boomstick: But they couldn't have done it without a little help.
“So, those are two that hosts this show.” Micro noticed the two voice.
“Yeah, but it would be nice to know what they really look like than just hearing them.” Rarity wondered.
Wiz: The sidekick. The people's champion would be lost without his player 2. Such as Luigi, Mario's younger brother
Boomstick: And Tails the Fox, Sonic's deformed flying stalker.
“Oh, those two are close to Sonic and Mario!” Pinkie clapped her hands.
“Watched an episode of them fighting.” Rainbow Dash said to Micro Chip.
Wiz: Now we have already proven that standard Mario and Sonic series power-ups perfectly counter each other, so, to not waste time, we're giving these second strings only what unique to them.
“That would make sense consider the power-ups we’ve seen.” Applejack agreed.
“Mind if I watch that episode later?” Micro asked.
Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Luigi
Wiz: After clobbering Koopas, besting Bowser, and saving the princess, who gets all the credit?
Boomstick: Mario, of course, leaving his lanky brother with rejected sloppy seconds.
“It’s not easy being second-place, which that never happened to me.” Rainbow Dash proclaimed.
Wiz: No doubt, Luigi has it rough. Despite being born as one of the seven Star Children destined for greatness, it's not easy being second fiddle to the most popular character in video game history, yet he doesn't seem to mind. Like a good sidekick, Luigi exists only to help Mario, never asking for his own slice of the cake.
“I think he could have at least gotten his share of glory.” Flash believed.
“But it’s nice to know he’s a good little brother.” Fluttershy said, wishing her younger brother is like that.
Boomstick: So, he’s pretty much a slave.
“Well, that’s a harsh way of putting it.” Micro said.
Background
Age: 26
Height: 1.65m/5’5”
Weight: 91kg/200lbs
Mario’s Younger Brother
Citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom
Trained by the Jellyfish Sisters and the Thunder God
Wiz: In a way, but this devotion makes him the perfect teammate, helping to save the Mushroom Kingdom time and time again.
Boomstick: What did Mario do to him to make him so obedient? He's gotta have some serious dirt from their childhood.
“Hey, he would never do that!” Applejack hoped she’s right.
Wiz: Luigi may take subordination to an extreme, but he's no pushover. In fact, he's not only taller than Mario, but also faster and more athletic.
“True, most times when some are taller than others, they can have those traits with some exercises.” Twilight explained.
“Even when it happens within families.” Micro added.
Wiz: He can jump over 6 feet higher, plus after studying Yoshi's superb jumping ability, Luigi developed his own variant of the dinosaur's floating technique, the Scuttle Jump.
Skills and Abilities
Superhuman Strength and Stamina
Scuttle Jump
Super Jump
Green Missile
Luigi Cyclone
Super Jump Punch
Superhuman Jumping Ability
Boomstick: His abilities don't end with the mid-air hustle, Luigi has plenty of powerful attacks, each of which, if pulled off perfectly, increase their damage for quick KO's. The spinning Luigi Cyclone, the rocketing Green Missile, and the Super Jump Punch, which can send his foe up into the air so high, they never come back down.
Luigi sneaks up on Jigglypuff from behind and uses the Super Jump Punch, knocking Jigglypuff into the background.
“NO! Why do the cute things get the harsh punishment?” Fluttershy cried a little Rarity hands her a tissue to blow and she starts to calm down.
“Okay, I’m okay. Please continue.” Fluttershy said.
Power-Ups
Ultra Hammer
Thundercloud
Vanish Power Flower
Poltergust 5000: Elemental Medals-Fire, Water, Ice
Negative Zone: Random Effects Ranging from Dizziness, Decrease Enemy Weight, Trip, Foes, Consistent Damage, Other Effects
Wiz: In addition, He has numerous power-ups at his disposal, including his trusty hammer and the Vanish Power Flower, which makes him invisible and intangible, Luigi could be next to you... watching you... right now.
Boomstick: Aahhh, stop that!
“Whelp.” Rainbow Dash mocked as she is about to eat a popcorn.
“Boo!” Pinkie spooked Rainbow Dash.
“Pinkie Pie!” Rainbow Dash glared.
Boomstick: He was trained by the Thunder God himself in the powerful Thunder Hand technique. With this, he can shoot lightning at his foes or at deadly soccer balls.
“Bet he could kick you into next season.” Applejack joked at Rainbow Dash making her roll her eyes.
Wiz: And after spending so much time in Mario's shadow, Luigi has somehow gained the ability to manipulate some sort of negative energy.
Luigi dances, creating the Negative Zone.
“Whoa, that looks weird yet seemly dangerous at the same time.” Spike commented.
Boomstick: Remember when Mario Bros. was about running around and jumping on turtles? Anyway, you were saying something about physics breaking time energy or whatever?
“Try to pay attention more.” Rarity muttered.
Wiz: Luigi's Negative Zone can devastate a nearby opponent. Its effects are random, but unavoidable, ranging from sudden dizziness to uncontrollable tripping over absolutely nothing.
“Sounds like dark magic to me.” Sunset said.
“Or some form of extreme hypnosis.” Micro theorized.
Boomstick: But when Luigi wants real firepower, he busts out the Poltergust 5000, a handy vacuum cleaner which can somehow kill ghosts! It can KILL that which is already DEAD.
“Granny would certainly like to get her hands on a vacuum clearer like that.” Applejack said, wondering if this would also fix houses too.
Wiz: He ain't afraid of no ghosts!
A ghost appears behind Luigi, frightening him.
“Doesn’t look fearless to me.” Rainbow Dash deadpanned.
Weakness
Cowardly
Clumsy
Sleeps through Important Events
Inferiority Complex
Fails at Traction
Wiz: Scratch that, he's afraid of all ghosts, bugs, water, flowers, the sun. Luigi is a coward and even try to hide it. Granted, his fears are usually justified... usually.
“We have Fluttershy, but she always stuck through the dangerous situation in the end and show how brave she is.” Rainbow Dash bragged.
“Well, not entirely brave, but thank you.” Fluttershy thanked her childhood friend for the kind words.
Boomstick: He's also pretty clumsy, and you'd think would make a terrible combination. But like the Chinese Drunken Master style, Luigi harnesses awkwardness to make himself even more vicious. He's more powerful than he seems, murdering Goombas and Koopas by the hundreds every day.
Luigi uses a cannon on the Koopas in the Ice Capades for little kids.
Boomstick: Ha Ha. Before we go any further, I'd like to point out that the unmaking cannon belongs to a bunch of children. "IS IT BEDTIME NOW MOM?!" Goush! No more parents!
“Does this guy always talk crazy like that?” Micro asked.
“Yep.” Everyone answered.
Feats and Strengths
Expert in Multiple Sports
Defeated Dimentio
Saved Wario from Chief Chilly
Assisted Mario in Many Adventures
Regularly Smashes Solid Bricks
Won Mario Party by doing Absolutely Nothing (Everyone confused of that)
Wiz: Even without it, Luigi has defeated Dimentio, discovered the Grand Final Galaxy, raised a ravenous man-eating dinosaur, and even rescued Mario from certain doom on three separate occasions. The Green Thunder can pretty much do it all.
“I say Luigi has earned himself more than being a simple sidekick.” Rarity commented.
Boomstick: Luigi is one mean, green, fighting machine.
Luigi: *Puts on the Poltergust* Yeah. *Speaking into the nozzle* I do it. Ho-ho!
Luigi dances, before accidentally bumping into a car, which then causes a shelf to fall down.
Luigi: Oh...
“Dude, you need to work on your posture.” Rainbow Dash sighed.
Tails the Fox
Tails is flying his plane high in the sky.
Tails: All systems go... full speed ahead!
Wiz: Born the very same day Dr. Eggman began his robot-powered takeover of the world, Miles Prower-
Boomstick: Haha! I get it! Miles Per Hour! Creativity like that is why Sega is still making consoles...
“Hahahaha! That’s so funny!” Pinkie laughed and fell off her sit.
“It almost like the parents are expecting him to be a mechanic or something.” Flash chuckled.
Wiz: Ahem, Miles was awkwardly born with two tails.
“Aw, that’s so cute.” Fluttershy complimented.
“And unrealistic.” Micro shocked.
Background
Full Name: Miles “Tails” Prower
Age: 11
Height: 80cm/2’7”
Weight: 20kg/44lbs
IQ: 300 (Twilight and Micro are shocked of that)
The Youngest Freedom Fighter
The Chosen One of the Ancient Walkers
Wiz: Mere minutes after being welcomed into the world, Eggman's deadly forces made Miles Prower an orphan.
Boomstick: Whoa, that's... that's pretty fucked up.
“Fucked up is right. No one should go through losing their parents like that.” Applejack angered, almost reminds her of how she lost her parents years ago.
Wiz: Eight years later, and after some much-needed counseling, Miles stumbled upon a broken-down biplane and happily repaired the whole vehicle on his own.
“How would he even know how to fix a plane?” Rarity asked.
“Probably because of the high IQ, and maybe read a book during the years.” Micro guessed.
Boomstick: Well, of course. Just like all walking, talking, adolescent, two-tailed foxes can. Anyway, as it turns out, that plane happened to belong to Miles' personal idol, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic: What're you doing?
Boomstick: Why Sonic needed a plane in the first place is beyond me, but whatever.
“Probably because of Sonic’s fear of water and he can’t swim.” Flash said.
Wiz: It was Sonic who first suggested that Miles' birth defects could be used to fly by spinning them like helicopter blades. Which is obviously impossible because it could never create lift and-- *Shocked to see that Miles is flying* WHAT?!
“How is the even physical possibly? It’s almost like questioning Pinkie Pie’s weirdness!” Micro asked shocked.
“Those tails would be spinning the same speed as helicopter propellers, yet that shouldn’t happen on a fox.” Twilight questioned this too.
“Unless you’re from a strange and adventuring world where anything can happen.” Pinkie stated.
Boomstick: And so, Sonic gave his rotary ass the oh so obvious nickname he deserved: "Tails."
Wiz: Well, that's stupid. That's like if you were nicknamed "Boomstick" because you just like shotguns.
Boomstick: Don't be fucking ridiculous, Wizard.
“Having a nickname does make you cool. Like Applejack with AJ, Pinkie with her name except with a Y, and Rainbow Dash with”
“No, no, no, I do NOT want to hear that nickname again.” Rainbow Dash glared at the dog.
“Whoops, sorry.” Spike apologized chuckling.
Twin Tails
Flight
Increases Running Speed
Strong Enough to break Metal
Combat Techniques: Tails Swipe Attack, Rapid Tails Attack, Thunder Shoot Punt
Boomstick: Anyway, aside from flight, Tails' copter butt blades are strong enough to bust metal, and he can use them like a turbine of an engine to keep up with Sonic's super-fast speeds. He can almost reach the speed of sound.
“Now that is one impressive fox.” Sunset amazed.
Wiz: Tails pledged himself to Sonic's freedom fighting cause against Dr. Eggman, and the two became friends, almost like brothers. They also share a sort of teacher-student relationship, though it wasn't always clear who was the student.
Boomstick: It was Tails who invented the famous Spin Dash. Not the speedy hedgehog.
“I say in this one, Tails was the teacher.” Micro commented.
Wiz: Tails is a genius and a master mechanic.
“Oh, a brainy fox.” Twilight interested.
Boomstick: He's so much smarter than Sonic, that he actually learned how to swim.
“Sonic should take a note from him.” Spike said.
Offensive Arsenal
Spin Dash
Projectile Ring
Bombs: Napalm, Chu^2, Dummy Rings, Flash Bang
Magic Hand
Energy Ball Arm Cannon
Wiz: He has built several planes and combat mechs and has numerous gadgets on hand. Like the Projectile Ring, which can pull or latch onto objects, almost like a grappling hook.
Boomstick: But despite being a super geek, he really likes to blow shit up. He carries a huge supply of bombs. Big bombs, napalm bombs, remote bombs, flash-bang grenades, bombs shaped like magic rings, bombs shaped like mice, bombs shaped like your mother. You name it, he's got a bomb like it.
“Whoa, that little guy sure is packing some big explosives.” Rainbow Dash surprised.
Wiz: He also wields the Magic Hand, a long-range comical punching weapon, and the Energy Ball arm cannon.
“Such amazing inventions!” Micro said as his brain starts getting some new inventing ideas.
Boomstick: Which is ripped straight out of Mega Man! He built all this HIMSELF, but never a device to breath underwater. Kinda dropped the ball there, sidekick.
Tails swims underwater as the timer goes down to zero, causing him to drown.
“Maybe he doesn’t do underwater missions much.” Fluttershy guessed of the reason.
Support Arsenal
Medi Bot
Shield Bot
Helmet
Jet Anklets: Boosts Flight Speed
Rhythm Badge: Helps Maintain Balance
T-Pup Remote Robot
Wiz: Unlike Sonic's speed-blitzing battling style, Tails relies on logic and tactics in a fight. His Shield Bot fortifies his defenses and his Medibot heals wounds over time.
Micro is already writing all this down on his little notepad along with some little drawings as they look like some of Tails’ inventions.
“You’re Welcome.” Flash said to Micro.
Weaknesses
Fear of Thunder
Fear of Ghosts
Gets Dizzy Easily
Over-Reliability on Sonic
Youthful Naivete
Lacking Hand-to-Hand Combat Skills
Boomstick: But he's a total wimp. He can't fly forever, and if he doesn't have Sonic around to hold his hand, he's scared of pretty much everything. After a good thunderclap, you'll find him shivering his spiny ass off in the bathtub.
Sonic: Right, we should hurry.
Thunder goes off in the background, scaring Tails, who jumps and grabs onto Sonic.
Tails: GAAHH!! I'm afraid of lightning!!
“Great, now we got a scaredy fox.” Rainbow Dash exclaimed.
“Don’t be rude, he is only a child, after all.” Rarity pointed out.
“He also tagged with Sonic on some dangerous adventures too.” Pinkie added.
Feats and Strengths
Top Speed: 1,223km/hr / 760 mph. Minus Tail Support: 160 km/hr / 100 mph
Self-Taught Genius Technician
Defeated Wendy Witchcart
Saved Station Square from a Nuke
Defeated the Battle Bird Armada
Defeated Eggman on the ARK
Unified the Chaos Emeralds to Complete the Great Harmony
Wiz: Well, he is only 11 years old, and the feats he's accomplished at his age are beyond impressive. Like being able to run 100 mph without his tails, stopping a nuclear missile, and saving the MULTIVERSE by transforming into... Uh…
Everyone’s eyes widen upon seeing Tails in tall, muscular form which is very weird to them though Fluttershy is blushing for some reason and secretly thinking erotic.
“(I want to feel that fox on me.)” Fluttershy thought.
Boomstick: Don't do steroids kids.
Sonic: We good to go or what, Tails?
Tails: I've built a TV out of paperclips...
Sonic: Yeah...
Tails: ...and reprogrammed a supercomputer using dishwashing detergent and a toothpick...
Sonic: I know...
Tails: ...So look, fixing a propeller on a bi-plane? That's about as difficult as taking a nap. [spins propeller]
As Tails spins the propeller, the plane starts its engine after it was fixed.
Sonic: 'Kay, I did not need your whole life story. A simple "good to go" would have been cool.
Tails: Alright. Good to go!
Sonic: Cool!
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Time to end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It’s time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!
“Okay dude, ready to see your first Death Battle?” Flash asked.
“Sure am, my calculation predicted that Tails will win.” Micro grinned.
“Funny, I was thinking the same thing.” Twilight said.
Tails flies down onto a pipe and begins scouting the area, but Luigi pops out of the pipe, making Tails jump down. The plumber jumps out of the pipe angrily to face Tails.
Luigi: Let's-a go!
“Another man vs beast battle of heroes.” Spike excited.
FIGHT
Tails uses his energy cannon, but Luigi powers through with a Green Missile, but his attack misses as Tails jumps away and hits Luigi down to the ground with his tails. Luigi jumps back up as Tails uses the Spin Dash to charge at his opponent, but Luigi counters with the Hammer, hitting Miles up into the air. Luigi follows him upwards with his Scuttle Jump and they go blow-for-blow, with it being Tails Swipes VS Luigi Cyclones.
“Come on, Tails! You can spin faster than that!” Rainbow Dash yelled at the TV.
“Maybe not to fast.” Pinkie said as her eyes started to swirl.
The two eventually knock each other away, Tails into the air and Luigi onto the ground. Luigi walks around as Tails closes in on him and the plumber tries to jump up and hit Tails with his Hammer again, but Tails counters it with his tails again, knocking Luigi back.
“Going up for the yellow fox.” Flash joked a little.
Tails lands on the ground and tries out another Spin Dash, but this time Luigi launches Tails up with his Super Jump Punch. Tails manages to recover though and begins flying around the place from his high altitude. He then goes back down to the ground, picks up Luigi and begins to fly back up, but Luigi uses his Vanish Flower to confuse Tails, and knocks the fox away with his hammer to break free.
“Now he’s about to face the hammer of Luigi!” Applejack said exciting.
The Hammer and Tails' gadgets go blow-for-blow first with the Magic Hand and Hammer colliding, Tails taking out his arm cannon again, but Luigi simply hits him, Tails using the Magic Hand from the ground now but doing nothing to his intangible adversary and finally, as Tails charges up his arm cannon once more, Luigi nails him in the face and sends him downwards a bit.
“Luigi sure is trying to end the fellow.” Rarity worried.
“That may look like it, but Tails still got more gadgets to use.” Twilight pointed out.
As Tails recovers from the blow and starts flying again Luigi uses the Scuttle Jump again to land safely as the invisibility wears off. But soon after Luigi lands, Tails drops multiple bombs surrounding the plumber and leaving him to run around in panic. Luigi then gets the idea to suck up the bombs with his Poltergust 5000 and fires all the bombs at Tails.
“Oh, looks like Tails is gonna be the one to get blown up in the face.” Sunset said.
“That depends on if the air pressure used to launch the bombs was strong enough.” Micro Chip stated.
However, they are launched just barely too low to hit Tails, and it backfires on him as they land before he can run and blow him sky-high.
“Good call, Micro.” Twilight said as they five-high each other.
After being launched up, Luigi notices a pipe and dives into it, then shooting out with his Lightning powers fully activated, completely surrounded in lightning. He hits Tails with his Super Jump Punch, followed by a Green Missile and then slams into him multiple times with Luigi Cyclones, before hitting him with his Hammer and transferring all of the electricity into his hands, sending Tails away with an extremely powerful Thunder Hand.
“You certainly got him, Luigi!” Pinkie said throwing her fists in the air.
“Tails better think of something fast.” Fluttershy worried for Tails.
In the distance, Tails gets back on his feet and uses his Medi Bot to heal, but Luigi somehow clears all that distance and uses his Poltergust to bring it close to him and the Hammer to destroy it. Luigi then tries to suck Tails in and finish the fight, and almost succeeds until Tails throws his Projectile Ring at a nearby pipe to keep himself steady and throws out a Flash Bang which Luigi's Poltergust sucks up and escapes into a pipe.
Luigi: Hello?
The Flash Bang blows up, and while Luigi is dizzy, Tails comes out of the pipe and rigs a bomb onto the Poltergust and tries stalling him with his Shield Bot, but Luigi quickly destroys the bot with his hammer again.
“Tails is gonna try blowing Luigi up with his own vacuum ghost sucker!” Applejack figured out Tails’ plan.
“The only problem that if Luigi catches on.” Sunset said.
Tails jumps away from his broken machinery as Luigi pulls out and breaks a Smash Ball. Tails begins to walk towards Luigi, but the plumber unleashes Negative Zone.
“Let see if Tails can escape Luigi’s tramp card.” Spike narrowed his eyes.
Tails trips up and is almost hit with Luigi's hammer, but he flies up to just barely escape it. He is almost sucked up by the Poltergust and finished, but Luigi is forced to stop when he notices the bomb and tries to throw it away. Unfortunately, while Tails fails to escape the blast due to the Negative Zone slowing down gravity, Luigi does not escape either and is sent hurtling through the air until he slides up to the front of a pipe as the Negative Zone gets destroyed.
Tails quickly runs up to Luigi (with his tails on fire for a brief moment, presumably due to the explosion) and has him backed up against the pipe. With the two being face-to-face, Luigi readies his Hammer to squash Tails and end the fight.
“The last move will decide the winner of this battle.” Flash said in a low dramatic tone.
But isn't fast enough as the Magic Hand quickly rockets forwards, impaling Luigi through the abdomen and damaging the Warp Pipe.
KO
Tails goes to heal himself with another Medi Bot as blood still pours out of Luigi's impaled body.
“Damn, that was bloody and intense.” Micro commented.
“You can say that again, I almost thought Luigi had won.” Fluttershy exclaimed.
Boomstick: Well, there goes the Year of Luigi.
“Guess didn’t get the fox for this hunt.” Pinkie punned.
Wiz: While Luigi technically has more combat experience, and has survived being Nintendo's whipping boy, Tails' skills and arsenal was more than the green-capped plumber can handle.
“He had more gadgets on him, meaning he can protect and fought on par with Luigi.” Twilight mentioned.
“Let’s not forget Tails can also fly, giving him the flight advantage.” Micro added.
Boomstick: His training with Sonic makes him faster and his superior mobility gave him complete control over the battlefield.
“There’s that too.” Micro nodded as the others agreed.
Wiz: Also, he has an outrageous I.Q. of 300, which is about as much as Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking combined.
“It’s still amazing to have such a high IQ level at such a young.” Sunset said.
Boomstick: Hell, Tails is stronger too. He can move 10 tons, while Luigi struggles to lift a large radish.
“Good golly, Tails is certainly one amazing fox.” Applejack surprised of Tails’ strength feat.
“He sure is.” Fluttershy awed.
Wiz: And Tails' gadgets more than make up for any of his weaknesses.
Twilight and Micro smug as they have already known that as the purple girl already covered that.
Boomstick: Looks like Luigi was outfoxed.
“I’m guessing he does the bad puns.” Micro groaned from that pun.
“Unfortunately, he does.” Rarity said feeling a slight headache.
“But his puns are funny.” Pinkie giggled.
Wiz: The Winner is Miles "Tails" Prower.
“So, what did you think?” Flash asked.
“Man, that was a great show. And seeing Tails’ inventions have already given me ideas for some new projects.” Micro said while holding up his notebook.
“Just be sure it’s not a rampaging toaster.” Sunset pointed her finger at him.
“Don’t worry, it’s nothing like that. I better home to work on it right now, catch you guys later!” Micro ran out of Sunset’s home.
“Well, at least he had a great time here.” Applejack said.
“And Tails is really an amazing fox with a high level of the mind.” Twilight squealed.
"He sure is." Fluttershy giggled blushing.