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Rainbooms Watches My Favorite Death Battle Episodes!

by Saiyan of the North Star

Chapter 10: Starscream vs Rainbow Dash

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Starscream vs Rainbow Dash

Starscream vs Rainbow Dash

Sunset came back with a water bottle for Flash and saw how he is fluster of Pinkie Pie sitting on his lap like that, she couldn’t help but giggle at the sight.

“Enjoying some sweets on your lap, Flash?” Sunset asked.

“Well, Pinkie is something to be close to. Not that you’re not comfortable being close to or…” Flash chuckled blushing.

“I know, Flash. Just remember who’s the number girl in your life.” Sunset said as she sits back down next to him.

“Okay. Wait, what?” Flash confused of what his girlfriend just said.

“Hurry up and start the next episode!” Rainbow Dash complained.

“Hold your horses, Rainbow Dash. It’s not like you’re going to be in one.” Applejack said and the next favorite episode started playing.

Wiz: Television has been used to market toys to boys and girls for generations, ranging from G.I. Joe to Barbie and Transformers to My Little Pony.

“I’m getting the weird feeling about this episode.” Sunset said.

Boomstick: Are we really doing this?

Wiz: Yes, yes, we are.

“Sounds like Boomstick doesn’t like doing this one.” Fluttershy noticed the tone of his voice.

Boomstick: Alright. Well, Starscream from the first generation Decepticons.

Wiz: And Rainbow Dash of the G4 Pegasus Ponies.

Sunset quicky paused the video for a moment as everyone’s eyes became widen and their jaws drop when they heard Wiz said Rainbow Dash’s name and that it’s the pony version of her from Equestria in this episode.

“No way, is that really…?” Twilight tried to process what she is seeing right now.

“Well, I’ll be, looks like it really is her in this episode or at least the pony Rainbow Dash.” Applejack said, didn’t think her sarcastic talk would actually come true.

“And I’m up against a giant robot… AWESOME!” Rainbow Dahs cheered.

“I’m worry about this.” Fluttershy said.

“Don’t worry, Fluttershy. I’m sure Rainbow Dash will do fine, I hope.” Twilight gulped.

“Yep, and there’s two more pony episodes the author favorite into his list.” Pinkie mentioned.

“Two more what?” Flash confused.

“Nothing.” Pinkie giggled with an innocent wink.

“I do seem to recall the sender did said in the letter about in his world, we would be fictional characters in cartoons or other things.” Rarity remembered.

“And it looks like your pony counterparts are the popular ones for the kids.” Sunset pointed out.

“Duh, because we’re awesome in whatever multiverse we’re in. Now enough talk and play the episode so we can see my awesomeness!” Rainbow Dash snatched the remote from Sunset and pressed play.

Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.


Starscream

Wiz: Starscream is the air commander of the Decepticon Battle fleet. He constantly seeks power and often attempts to usurp Megatron's leadership of the Decepticons, with little success.


Background
Height: Approx 20’
Decepticon Seeker
Air Commander
Graduate of the Cybertron War Academy
Nicknamed “Silver Snake”


“Sounds to me like he’s the loser robot of the army.” Spike commented laughs a little.

“But the thought of giant, super advance and intelligent robots makes a scientist feel that could be a possibility for the future.” Twilight said.

“Definitely better than Micro Chip’s toaster robot.” Applejack remembered that robot they fought.

Boomstick: He has two forms, giant robot, and jet.

“And transforming into certain vehicles, interesting.” Twilight grinned.


Robot Form
Humanoid
Can Fly
Cluster Bombs
Missiles
Laser Guns
Null-Ray


Wiz: His robot form is primarily meant for ground travel. Though it can fly short distances.

“Doesn’t look scary if you look at him more.” Fluttershy titled her head a bit.

Boomstick: This form's weaponry consists of cluster bombs, missiles, machine guns, and his trademark Null Ray, a laser that shuts down anything that uses electricity.

“That would be trouble if that hit our city’s powerplant.” Flash pointed out.

“Good thing our magic is a different power source than electricity.” Sunset mentioned.


Jet Form
F-15 Eagle Fighter Jet
Top Speed: 2,100 mph
AIM Homing Missiles: 7F/M Sparrows, 120 AMRAAM Slammers, 9L/M Sidewinders
M61A1 Vulcan Gatling Gun


Wiz: He can transform into an F-15 Eagle; a twin-engine, all-weather fighter jet with top speeds reaching Mach 2.8, nearly three times the speed of sound.

“Pretty fast for a little plane.” Rainbow Dash believed her pony-self is faster than that.

Boomstick: In jet form, he can fire three different types of homing missiles, from short-ranged Sidewinders to long-ranged Slammers. And if those don't do the trick, he's equipped with an M61A1 Vulcan Gatling Gun, that fires 20-millimeter ammo at 6000 rounds per minute. Fun fact: it also works great for hunting!

“I don’t think jets are allow to be use like that, right?” Fluttershy asked Twilight.

“Right.” Twilight nodded.

Wiz: Starscream is a coward, and uses cheap tactics, often shooting his opponents in the back.

“Such a coward, indeed. Doing whatever it takes just to be at the top.” Rarity disgusted of Starscream’s ways.


Attributes
A Clever Speaker
Transparent Strategist
Arrogant and Stubborn
Cowardly
Uses Cheap Tactics


Wiz: However, his deadliest weapon is arguably his silver tongue. While he is not the strongest Decepticon, he is a clever and deceiving speaker, who can worm his way into favorable positions.

“Hate to say this, but sometimes tricking your foes with words can get you out of a jam.” Sunset exclaimed.

Wiz: Despite this, he is a terrible strategist. Most of his plans instantly go wrong.

Boomstick: Like when he took over the Decepticons because Megatron had a sore throat.

Megatron: *incomprehensible speech* Autobots!

Starscream: Too bad! He's blown his vocal components. I guess that makes me the new leader!

“Now that’s just stupid. Making yourself leader because of a sore throat like that, for shame.” Pinkie disappointed in the evil robot guy.

Boomstick: It was short-lived.

“Probably about ten seconds flat.” Rainbow Dash chuckled.

“Or five.” Applejack joked and the two high-five each other.

Wiz: And yet his persistence paid off, and he was eventually crowned leader of the Decepticon Faction.

“Well, what do you know. He got what he always wanted.” Rarity surprised a little.

Boomstick: Again, short-lived.

“Only to be taken away so soon.” Rarity added.

Wiz: Starscream was king for a whopping twenty seconds, a personal record.

“At least he lasted longer to bask in the glory before being killed.” Flash shrugged.


Spark
Indestructible
Can Move on its Own
Floats
Can Possess and Control Other Machines


Wiz: However, after his death, Starscream discovered his spark, or life-force, was somehow indestructible.

“Sheesh, this guy can’t stop being annoying even in death.” Rainbow Dash grunted.

“Please don’t let him haunt us.” Fluttershy whispered, pleading to the Heavens.

Boomstick: And a good thing too, because since then, he's been dying nearly every episode.

“Probably because he keeps being an idiot despite being an advance tech civilization.” Twilight pointed out.

Wiz: His ghostly spark can possess machinery. He has taken over several other Transformers, robots, and even a cybernetic schoolgirl while she was using the bathroom.

Boomstick and Everyone: What?!

Wiz: Unfortunately, his poor knowledge of human society led him to forget to pull up the girl's underwear, making him the laughing stock of the school.

This causes everyone to laugh hard at the poor and idiot Starscream for making himself a fool in a far worse ways than when he was still a giant robot.

“I-I didn’t think it was possible to laugh at something that is supposed to be a scary villain.” Fluttershy said, not feeling scared of Starscream anymore.

“Now that is Epic Failure!” Pinkie laughed now laying her head on Sunset’s lap.

“Even dogs would laugh at that.” Spike proclaimed.

Boomstick: Props to you, Japan. I didn't see that coming.

Megatron: You're an idiot, Starscream!

“Idiot to major embarrassment.” Rainbow Dash mocked.


Rainbow Dash

“Okay, let see what they say about the awesome pony of me!” Rainbow Dash excited.

Wiz: Rainbow Dash is a Pegasus Pony from Equestria, the magical land of ponies.

“It’s nice to hear about my former home.” Sunset smiled, thinking about going there for a visit soon.

Boomstick: *Groan*

“Boomstick must not like cute things.” Fluttershy noticed.

“Consider the kind of man he is, I doubt he would like to cuddle with a bunny.” Rarity stated.


Background
Height: Approx 4’
Flight School Drop-Out (Shocked to Some)
Weather Manager
Winner of the “Best Young Flyer’s Competition”
Unnatural Durability
Black Belt in Karate

Wiz: After dropping out of Flight School, Rainbow found a job in Ponyville as Weather Manager. She is a strong, agile flyer with great durability and resilience. She can smash through trees and solid rock and get right back up. She is also training to join the Wonderbolts, a superb team of flyers who are kind of like the Blue Angels.

Boomstick: Except they’re PONIES.

“Oh man, I am so awesome in that world!” Rainbow Dash squealed.

“Though I am concern about the drop-out part.” Applejack mentioned.

“Probably because she was too awesome with her flying moves.” Rainbow Dash proclaimed.

“Yeah, I’m sure that’s the reason.” Twilight rolled her eyes.

Wiz: She is also a black belt in karate.

Boomstick: How does a pony learn karate, let alone master it?

“Maybe because we’re all awesome.” Rainbow Dash bragged.

Apple Bloom kicks a punching bag, only for her to shake a few seconds and fall to the ground.

“Okay, maybe not all of us.” Rainbow Dash take back her words.

“Huh, that pony almost look like Applebloom.” Applejack narrowed her eyes.


Weather Control
Can Stand on Clouds
Can Manipulate Clouds
Can Force Lightning and Rain from Clouds
Managerial Position Proves Mastery of this Field
Tornado Creation and Control


Wiz: As a Pegasus pony, Rainbow can control weather. She can use the clouds in the sky to manipulate lighting strikes and precipitation. Also, she can create and control giant tornadoes.

“Hey Sunset, do you think I can do that with my magic?” Rainbow Dash asked as she wants to create tornados too.

“Huh, I never thought about that. We could run some tests when we get the chance.” Sunset intrigued to see if that could happen.


Move List
Super Speed Strut
Fantastic Filly Flash
Cloud Barrel Weave
Cloud Spinning
Rainbow Dry
Buccaneer Blaze


Boomstick: She's also got some other moves, like the Buccaneer Blaze, which is apparently so amazing it can't be shown on screen. And, somehow, it creates a huge explosion.

“Bet that would be a great move on the soccer field!” Rainbow Dash interested.

Wiz: Rainbow often brags that she is the fastest in the world. And you know what? She's right.

“Sometimes, she isn’t bragging enough.” Pinkie commented.

“And she has always proven to be right most of the time.” Flash nodded.

“Obviously.” Rainbow Dash smirked.

Wiz: By calculations according to this guy.

“Whoa, now that is one crazy fanboy.” Spike surprised.

“And he looks like he could in college.” Twilight added which she finds that weird.


Attributes
Brash and Arrogant
Extremely Competitive
Brave and Loyal
Athletic Both on Ground and in the Air
Top Speed: 3,800 mph


Wiz: Rainbow Dash can fly up to five times the speed of sound with ease. This is apparent through the Mach cone that often forms around Rainbow, which indicates that she has broken the sound barrier. And the angle of which proves she can reach up to Mach 5 speeds.

“That’s probably faster than any fighter jet.” Flash impressed.

Boomstick: This is a pony, a baby horse girl toy. Why is it so awesome?

“Because we are born awesome!” Rainbow Dash said proudly.

Wiz: And upon breaching Mach 5, she entered hypersonic speeds to create the Sonic Rainboom.


Sonic Raiboom
Hypersonic
Instantly Double Speed to Mach 10
Top Speed: 7,600 mph
Creates a Rainbow
Powerful Shockwave
Can Pull 90 Degree Turns


Wiz: With this, her speed doubles instantaneously to Mach 10. And somehow the resulting sonic boom completely shatters the visible light spectrum.

“Yes! I knew it was destiny to call ourselves the Rainbooms!” Rainbow Dash cheered.

“Well, we can certainly agree that you are a special girl like us.” Applejack said.

“And we are proud to have you with us as our friend.” Fluttershy smiled.

“Thanks, guys. I’m proud to have you guys too.” Rainbow Dash blushed a bit.

Boomstick: Not to mention the sonic boom itself is apparently strong enough to split solid rock and shake entire mountains.

“Oh, that could help with my family at the rock farm.” Pinkie commented.

Wiz: Rainbow is brash, athletic, and extremely competitive. But while she's steadfast and loyal, she sometimes cheats to get her way.

“Like the time we raced, and you said you weren’t gonna use your superspeed.” Applejack reminded her.

“Okay, so I don’t like losing. But we redo the race and had some fun.” Rainbow Dash pointed out.

Boomstick: Well... let's make it fight a giant robot.

“I don’t think he’s expecting you to win this battle.” Sunset stated.

“Well, he’s going to be proven wrong once he sees my awesomeness in action.” Rainbow Dash grinned.

Rainbow Dash: Yeeeeaaaaahh!


Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. Let’s end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick and Rainbow Dash: It’s time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!


The F-15 Eagle Jet Fire flies in to reveal itself to be bumbling Starscream coming in for a landing in his humanoid robot form.

Starscream: Who dares challenge the mighty Starscream?

“The one who is more awesome, that’s who.” Rainbow Dash smirked.

Out of the blinding sun, a Pegasus pony named Rainbow Dash flies down in a landing, seeing Starscream.

Rainbow Dash: Hi there!

“Not the kind of entrance I would go for, but still cool enough.” Rainbow Dash shrugged.

FIGHT

Starscream: *mockingly laughs* A pony? I'll crush you in an instant. Prepare to be annihilated.

Rainbow Dash: You talk a lot.

“And you’re about to shut him up.” Pinkie said as the human rainbow-haired girl agrees.

Rainbow flies around Starscream in many different directions, bucks him in the heel with no effect on him, Starscream backhands Rainbow out of anger.

Starscream: That's it. I am going to kill you!

Before Starscream can even move, Raibow Dash flies up and tags him in the head.

Rainbow Dash: Tag, you're it!

“That’s right, get the robot angry for a chase!” Rainbow Dash angered.

Starscream shouts in anger as he turns back into the F-15 Eagle Jet Fire and chases Rainbow Dash in the sky. He proceeds to fire his Gatling gun, which Rainbow Dash easily evades. He then fires missiles, which also fail to hit their mark. In Starscream's POV, we see him preparing to lock onto Rainbow Dash.

Starscream: Alright, don't move...

“As if Rainbow Dash would sit still for a moment.” Applejack rolled her eyes.

Just as Starscream successfully locks on, Rainbow Dash flies off, immediately undoing it, causing his monitor to say "TARGET LOSS".

Starscream: Blast it!

“Told you so.” Applejack chuckled.

After he says this, Rainbow Dash appears face-to-face with him, making multiple funny faces at him.

Starscream: Hey! What are you doing? Stop that!

This whole time, Rainbow Dash was standing on Starscream, who didn't even notice.

Rainbow Dash: You're not very good at this game, are you?

She leaps off of him, which Starscream clearly flees and then he proceeds to follow Rainbow Dash upward into the clouds.

Starscream then transforms back into his robot form and hovers.

Starscream: Where are you? Show yourself!

Rainbow Dash quickly flies in with a rain cloud and places it over Starscream.

Starscream: Hey!

“Careful what you ask for.” Rainbow Dash mocked.

Rainbow Dash repeatedly kicks the rain cloud, causing Starscream to be hit repeatedly with lightning, eventually causing him to fall to the ground. Rainbow Dash walks on the ground up to her downed opponent, but she is suddenly struck by the Null Ray, knocking her back and momentarily dazing her. Starscream laughs, but then Rainbow Dash recovers.

Rainbow Dash: Alright! It... is... on!

“Yeah, show him what you’re made of!” Fluttershy screamed like she is at a wrestling match, which is a surprise to everyone.

Rainbow Dash flies around Starscream multiple times, eventually creating a tornado, which he is trapped in. He attempts to escape by turning back into his jet form, only for one of his wings to break off, causing him to fall to the ground once again. Rainbow Dash lands and prepares to charge at him.

“Guess even powerful jets can’t fight against the force of nature.” Rarity commented.

“And now it’s the end.” Spike believed.

Starscream: Wait! Wait! I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me! Please!

Hearing this, Rainbow Dash slows and eventually stops in her tracks.

Starscream: I'll... I'll join the herd! I'll be a good Decepticon from now on!

As he is saying this, Starscream is preparing to lock onto the idle Rainbow Dash.

“Don’t listen to him, Rainbow Dash! He’s trying to kill your cute rainbow likeness!” Flash panicked while hugging the human Rainbow Dash a little tightly.

“Easy Flash, I won’t go down like that. Just watch.” Rainbow Dash proclaimed while enjoy being in the arms of her secret crush.

Starscream: Please, just let me go.

Rainbow Dash: Well, I don't know. I mean, I know should love and tolerate, but...

Starscream successfully locks onto Rainbow Dash, preparing to fire everything.

Rainbow Dash: Wait... what's that?

Starscream's chest reveals his homing missiles.

Starscream: Die!

He fires the homing missiles, which head toward Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: Oh my gosh!

Rainbow Dash flies into the sky and up into the clouds as the missiles follow. Starscream stands, waiting with his arms crossed in his "Any minute now" pose.

“Oh no, you don’t he got you?” Fluttershy worried.

“Hold that thought, Fluttershy, dear. Look!” Rarity pointed at the screen.

Rainbow Dash then flies downward with the missiles still following her, flying so fast that she has broken the sound barrier. She then unleashes the Sonic Rainboom. Starscream is stunned as Rainbow Dash flies right past him, leaving him too late to dodge the homing missiles. They strike, destroying his lower body, as Rainbow Dash smashes into Starscream and then uses her Buccaneer Blaze, which tears Starscream apart off-screen. Rainbow Dash then flies towards Starscream's torso.

Rainbow Dash and Human Rainbow Dash: Aw yeah! That was awesome!

Then Starscream's Spark emerges from his torso, floating in the air.

Starscream: You haven't won! I'm invincible! My Spark lives! You can never defeat Star-

He is cut off by Rainbow Dash, who eats and swallows his Spark.

KO


“Rainbow Dash, did your pony-self just ate a robot’s soul?” Sunset asked shock as the others are too.

“I did, I never would have expected myself to do that. Mind blown!” Rainbow Dash amazed and Pinkie mimic the explosion sounds with hand gestures.

Boomstick: Forget all doubt, that pony is a monster!

Wiz: Rainbow's speed and agility were more than a match for the clumsy Starscream, and it doesn't help that his aim is even worse than a Stormtrooper's. Not to mention the Null Ray is designed to destroy electronics, not living ponies.

“It may have stun her a bit, but not enough to keep her down.” Twilight pointed out.

“I guess his programing were having a lazy party if they didn’t do the aiming right.” Pinkie joked.

Boomstick: She just ate a Transformer!

“Bet it was the taste of victory!” Rainbow Dash smirked.

Wiz: Yes, and while Rainbow might experience some mild indigestion, Starscream's not going anywhere anytime soon.

“Unless it’s down the”

“Don’t even finish that sentence, Spike.” Twilight looked down at Spike with a scolding face.

Boomstick: Well, she put the pwn in pony.

“I certainly did.” Rainbow Dash nodded.

Wiz: The Winner is Rainbow Dash.

“Hey Sunset, there’s actually something I’ve been wondering.” Twilight said.

“What’s up, Twilight?” Sunset asked.

“Are there any kinds of machines or some form of tech in Equestria?” Twilight asked curiously.

“Well, it’s been a while since I was last there. What I do remember is there are some sewing machines, record players, lamps, megaphones, and I seem to recall the pony version of Vinyl having her electric DJ set with large loudspeakers.” Sunset answered, remembering most of that stuff.

“Sheesh, if Starscream into any of those then he might have caused some trouble.” Flash stated.

“Yeah, I believe Princess Twilight and the others can handle him.” Sunset said.

“Totally, especially with me kicking his robo-butt again and again!” Rainbow Dash said as she strikes some karate poses.

(Equestria, Castle of Friendship)

“Hmm?” The pony Rainbow Dash looked at a random direction.

“Something wrong, Rainbow Dash?” Princess Twilight asked.

“I don’t know, but I’m getting a weird feeling that something awesome happened and I was at the center of it.” Rainbow Dash smirked.

“Oh nelly, you always think you would do something awesome.” Applejack rolled her eyes.

“Because I always do.” Rainbow Dash proclaimed as her friends and Spike roll their eyes.


Author's Note

KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!

There you have it, everyone, they have watched the My Little Pony Death Battle episode of the pony Rainbow Dash against the idiot robotic villain and won. Pretty to see Rainbow Dash literally cheering for herself, and as Pinkie pie spoiled there will be the other two pony Death Battles coming in this story.

KO comment, favorite, click the thumb up button, and follow through of how this story will go!

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