Anon looked into the campfire. "HEY NARRATOR! JUST REBOOT OR SOMETHING!" She screamed into the heavens.

But the Author refused, for how could he give up on such a story, with heart and soul poured-

"Just continue from here with the reboot, with this like a dream or some crap. Please, I'm so bored of doing nothing!" Anon groaned, rolling on the ground. "I don't give a crud how different, anything would be better than this nothingess! Its been a year since your last update!"

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The Author agreed. But first, he let the others be aware of the change, so they may see what beauty truly awaited this story.

"Thank God." Anon said. "I was about to jump in this fire to-" A boot popped out and kicked her in the ass. "Screw you" she said as she fell into the flames."

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