<p><span style="font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;text-decoration:underline;font-size:2em">Warning</span><span style="font-weight:bold;font-style:italic">:</span> The following you're about to read contains philosophy in plain English and is currently unedited. If you do not like one or both of these, you know where the exit button is.</p><hr/><p>Years after Starlight Glimmer becomes the new Headmare of the School of Friendship and Twilight ruling over Equestria, Discord is still teaching useful philosophy classes. Although he is known for his unusual teaching methods, there have been rumors that he may have to take a liking to Professor Fluttershy. However, that rumor was never confirmed in any way.</p><p>That was, until one Summer when Discord put up the offer for a surprising class in the felid of Philosophy. The subject was about love. Even with Discord promoting the class, one question is raised: why?</p><hr/><blockquote><p>Lesson Plan:</p><p>Lesson 1 - What is Romanticism ✅<br/>Lesson 2 - On Being Single ✅<br/>Lesson 3 - On Dating ✅<br/>Lesson 4 - Challenges of Marriage ✅<br/>Lesson 5 - Why Do Some Have Affairs ✅<br/>Lesson 6 - When to Leave ✅<br/>Lesson 7 - How to Fall in Love... Again✅<br/>Lesson 8 - How to Get Married ✅</p></blockquote><blockquote><p><b>List of Students and Status:</b></p><p>Fluttershy - Single<br/>Sandbar - Dating<br/>Gallus - Single<br/>Ocellus - Dating<br/>Smolder - Dating<br/>Yona - Dating<br/>Silverstream - Single<br/>Cadence - Married<br/>Shining Armor - Married<br/>Starlight - Dating<br/>Trixie - Dating<br/>Braeburn - Married<br/>Applejack - Married<br/>Rainbow Dash - Married<br/>Big Mac - Married<br/>Sugar Belle - Married<br/>Ms. Harshwhinny - Single<br/>Spoiled Rich - Married (Divorced?)<br/>Filthy Rich - Married (Divorced?)<br/>Fleur de Lis - Dating<br/>Fancy Pants - Dating<br/>Troubleshoes - Married<br/>Soarin - Single<br/>Lyra - Married<br/>Sweetie Drops - Married<br/>Mr. Cake - Married<br/>Mrs. Cake - Married<br/>Miss. Cheerliee - Single<br/>Twilight - Single<br/>Rarity - Single</p></blockquote>