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The Return

by Buttery Biscuit

Chapter 13: happy ending

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happy ending

Flurry Heartfelt a shift of power and instead of waiting; she immediately teleported to the scene and to the front of the crowd. “What?!” She yelled as she looked down at some of her favorite creatures, even though Sombra was different she knew it was him. She watched them struggle to breathe “what happened?”

“Flurry don’t look,” her mother said putting a hoof over her eyes but flurry just lowered it down. “What happened?” she repeated.

Fluttershy looked up from her spot, a spot that was buried into Discords side “Discord, and Sombra have been poisoned by harmony magic. They were using it all day, pushed themselves to the limit, and then pushed further. Sombra combined both types to fight on the forefront and Discord pretended to be twilight and used harmony magic to seal the mean three back into stone.”

“I was thinking of trying to make something to suck the harmony out of them, but I'm not sure how long that spell would take to make although I guess if anyone could do it be me.” She said pointing to her new wings “turns out I can not only control cutie marks but their magic as well.” She smiled sheepishly “so maybe I can do the same thing the mean three did and make a spell to suck just their magic out.”

“It’s too risky it could take the rest of their magic too if we aren't careful enough. I have a better idea anti-bow.” The alicorns just sort of stared at her with confusion except for starlight.”

“Because-” Starlight began

“All we would have to do is think of all the times they made us happy, memories from loved ones.” Flurry's heart continued the train of thought.

“If we fill the rainbow with their specific magics as well as love meant for them.”Starlight said fully on the same page as Flurry Heart.

“Then cast it at them we would be-” Flurry Heart proceeded.

“Balancing out the overwhelming harmony magic within them while giving them harmony magic meant for themselves, not others, flurry you are a genius.” Starlight said with an excited hop.

Flurry just blushed “well I do have my moments. I will start, I remember all the times we used to go out for cupcakes. My favorite, raspberry cupcake with vanilla icing. Then one day the shop stopped making those cupcakes which made me sad so uncle Sombra and Discord spent the next week getting that recipe from the shop owner. They hand make them for me now, just to make me happy.” She started glowing an array of colors more like a kaleidoscope than a rainbow.

“Even though I thought it was frustrating, Discord would make my books disappear. I never put two and two together but it was always on days that my friends had their sleepovers. I would go reluctantly then I would have fun. My books would always come back after, eventually I realized he was doing it on purpose so I would go out and have some fun with my friends. I never thanked him for that.” Twilight said smiling over to Discord and Sombra, her friends, “thank you discord.” She too started glowing a kaleidoscope of colors.

“We never thanked them for all the times they watched you Flurry. You were quite the handful when you were young. When you got too upset I'd just go to Discord and give you to him because you’d never cry if he scratched you. Then when you got older they always took you to the park when we needed a break or a nap. They never said no when it came to spending time with you.” Candace said joining the kaleidoscope herself.

Shining wasn’t too far behind “I never thanked Sombra for helping you with your math homework. It isn’t your mother and I's strongest of subjects but surprisingly it’s Sombras. I had never seen your grades climb so fast.”

It got brighter as flurry added, “no matter how angry I got, Sombra never got mad at me, he made it a lot easier to understand.”

“I remember all the time's discord turned into the pony I needed him to be, then I would tailer the gown, or suit, or whatever I was sewing onto him. He never complained no matter how long I took, except for the fact my fashion was never chaotic enough. If he wakes up, maybe we can fix that, I'll step out of my comfort zone. He deserves it for being my living manikin.” Rarity said, causing the kaleidoscope to mix at a faster rate.

“I never thanked Sombra for doing my taxes for me, for doing all my boring paperwork, for taking care of the legal side of my bakery. I just wanted to bake, he took care of all the other details and I never thank him for it. I’ll throw a thank-you party for them both after this.” Pinkie pie added, the group started to lift slightly into the air.

“I never thanked Discord niether, zap apple and cider season is much easier. He just snaps his fingers and the apples plopped straight into their buckets. We ain't as tired and drained out as we used to be. We make more products, get more sleep.” Applejack added “and while he did that Sombra would help us keep track of the money. Helpin’ us count it up and run it to the bank after every season.”

The light grew brighter as every creature thought about the good things Sombra and discord did with their magic, everything from little favors to saving all of their lives. Anything that could be considered good was thought up. The light erupted from all of them, when it left their eyes they all noticed that Discord and Sombra were breathing a little easier. Smiles donned their faces but exhaustion rang through all their bones. Every creature just collapsed.

The next morning.

The main six woke up and looked around and they noticed three missing creatures. Discord, Sombra, and Celestia were gone. Worry overtook them and they walked to the dining room. They opened the doors to see Discord and Sombra eating pancakes, tears forming in their eyes. They were fine. There they were back to normal, well not exactly normal, they were back to being alive and well and Sombra was singing. They sat there in stunned silence.

“Ruhuhurr naaammen” He was singing in old ponish.

“You know its really hot when you speak old ponish. Especially the way you roll your rrrrrsss.” Discord said nonchalantly stuffing a pancake into his face.

Sombra stopped singing and started to blush “you’re lying.”

“Now why would I lie about something so stupid as your speaking talents? It’s not like your voice wasn’t already hot” He said stuffing more pancakes into his face. “I bet you five bits that creatures, other than me, find your voice hot.” Discord said waving a fork through the air.

“You're on!” Sombra said, picking up his guitar in his magic once again.

“OOOOOHHHH, Celestia! Could you come here a moment.” He said popping her into the room. “I need you to listen to Sombra talk than sing for me.” He said putting her down at the head of the table

“Okay.” Celestia said turning her head toward Sombra.

“Ok, I’ll sing one of my favorite songs. That's ok with you princess?” He said, starting to strum his guitar and sing “Ruhuhurr naaammen.” He looked up at her after the first sentence and noticed her go redder and redder. Sombra went red and stopped, “witchcraft, you put a spell on her.”

I did nothing of the sort.” Discord looked at Sombra with a huff he said. “Just admit it, your voice is hot confirmed.” He said with a mischievous smile.

“It is not,” Sombra yelled.

“Get a room,” Celestia yelled using all the will in her body not to break down into laughter before she got the sentence out.

“Oh?” they both went. Sombra and discord climbed onto the table and scooted closer to one another. “Should we? Really?” Sombra said as he scooted even closer to Discord, his muzzle a few near inches away.

“Is that what you would like to see Celestia?” Discord said as followed Sombras lead and climbed onto the table. The chaos was right there, and he was going to cause it. He slid his neck down to Sombra's head height. “Should we just fuck on this table, right here in front of her.”

Sombra smiled “sure,” he said as they slowly closed the gap between them until they heard a familiar pomf of wings. They both fell over half an inch away from a kiss, laughing their asses off.

“I can’t believe THAT gave you a wing boner.” Discord snorted

“What are you into? Shadows having sex with entire zoos, what a niche sexual kink.” Sombra added, making Discord only laugh harder.

“Maybe she is just into freaks of nature, which you now are, along with me of course. Congrats.” Discord added with a smile.

“Oh, I guess I would be huh. I never did change back. I wonder if I will. We should make a club like the cutie mark crusaders only we would call ourselves...hmmm...The Abomination Squad. Sins against nature!”

“Nope, you won’t change back, look at your ass.” Discord said as he snapped up t-shirts with a logo and a tagline reading what Sombra had just said ‘Abominations. Sins Against Nature.’ He snapped one up for Celestia too only hers said ‘Abomination Lover.’ Discord and Sombra just sat on the table and laughed.

Once Sombra stopped laughing he realized what discord had said about his ass. Sombra looked to his side “holy shit I have a cutie mark, I’m not supposed to have one of those, what does it mean?”

“We’ll just have to stop by the crusaders and ask. They could help!” Discord said with a smile.

“Congrats Sombra, also I think I’m not the only one with this kink. We should make a fan club for everyone who loves you.” Celestia said, deciding she would play along. It was nice to have them back and be out of that terrible white room. It made her appreciate both of them more, made her want to participate in the mischief and chaos they created. “But maybe having sex on the table is a bad idea it isn’t very sturdy. You can do it in my bed but only if I get to watch.” She said grabbing pancakes out of the middle of the table. She decided to stay and enjoy their company for right now. She would have to reword them both later. They took such a big risk to save them. She also owed that mare discord talked about, he owed her too. She wondered what that mare would ask for, but only briefly as she looked at their surprised faces and just enjoyed the fact they were there with her.

Discord and Sombra blushed “kinky.” They said in unison as they snorted.

The main six sat there stunned as Celestia just filled the chaos discord was making and having fun doing it. What did they just walk in on? They were laughing, they were fine, they were having fun. It was really good to see that again. Suddenly they were all pushed over by a rampaging flurry heart.

Flurry heart ran to Sombra crashing into him. “Sombra! Discord!.” She said tears falling onto him. “YOUR OK!” She cried and she hugged him. She had heard some of the conversation and it made her blush a little to acknowledge that it happened but she wanted to set one thing straight “I don’t think your abominations” She said as she held them both.

“What?” They asked together.

“I don’t think you are abominations, or monsters, or evil. I think you're my uncles and I love you both so much!” She said as she felt them shake. “What..what is wrong? Is it something I said”

“Nope.” They said as tears ran down their face “we love you too Heart Crusher.” There was a moment of further stunned silence as both Celestia and the mane six watched tears flow from their eyes. It wouldn’t be silent any longer as pinkie pie dashed to Sombra, she couldn’t wait any longer.

“Pinkie...pie..i...can't...breathe.” Sombra said, his windpipes currently being crushed by this pink pony.

“Shhhh. You can breathe fine.” She said continuing to hug him and he couldn't help but smile and give in. She was crazy but he loved her. The snuggle puddle got bigger as Fluttershy ran to Discord and snuggled into his side. One after the other the main 6 piled into the hug and Celestia even joined them on the table at one point. They all took a moment to just enjoy the hug when Discord separated from the pile just a little bit. Discord noticed the longing look that Sombra and pinkie gave each other and he just could not resist the chaos, it was right there. He turned to Celestia and grabbed her attention with a “psst ‘tia.”

Celestia looked up from the hug and saw the sparkle in Discord’s eyes, there was chaos coming and she couldn’t wait for it to happen. “yes?”

Sombra could see out of the corner of his eye, Discord. He didn’t want to tear away from staring at the pink blob next to him but he was curious. He immediately regretted it as he watched discord form a circle with one hand and point one finger out on the other. He took the pointed finger and put it inside the circle in a lewd manner. Getting stifled giggles from Celestia. She was quaking from trying to not laugh too loud.

Cadence just stared at Celestia and discord wide-eyed as she teleported flurry back to the crystal empire. Flurry may be an adult but she felt like this was going to get weird and fast. She wanted to protect her daughter from the possible conversation they might be having next.

“Perverts. Both of you!” Sombra said point a hoof at Celestia and discord. This disturbed the cuddle puddle that formed on the table. It was a miracle that the table had not given out but no creature was complaining.

“Oh you're just mad ‘cuz you're a shadow-ice virgin!” Celestia said, finally letting out the laughs she had been holding in. Every mare in the room blushed as the topic turned back to something vaguely sexual. Cadence was glad she sent back Flurry Heart. Celestia couldn't care less, every creature in this room was an adult.

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICK BURN CELESTIA.” Discord said trumpets sounding behind him. “Up top.” He said going in for a high five from Celestia which she gladly gave.

“I am not!” Sombra yelled as he blushed a deep red.

“Prove it!” Discord said, pointing out his tongue.

Sombra Blushed further “I am sorry I did not take my sexual experiences, write them down and put them in a book. You’ll just have to take my word you pervert. I'm leaving you’re both giving me a headache. Let's go for a walk pinkie. We have things to discuss anyway.” He said, leading Pinkie Pie outside with him. She bounced by his side.

The mares blushed further “what?” twilight asked, “I’ve never read anything like that.”

At that very moment Celestia dropped a pancake out of her mouth “I’m sure you have twilight you have read every book there is. Maybe you just forgot.” She hoped that twilight would just say she did.

“No, I'm pretty sure I would remember something like that,” Twilight added, not quite getting she was supposed to fake having read it.

“YOU DIDN’T PUBLISH IT?!” Discord exclaimed “I gave you that manuscript ages ago. What happened?”

Celestia blushed “I uh...kept it for uh...personal reasons. Then I loaned it to Cadence for uh….personal reasons.”

Discord laughed “well as funny as that is I'm disappointed it didn’t cause as much chaos as I had hoped. Oh well.”

Celestia just smiled “of course you are, I missed your nonsense Discord. Maybe I’ll give it to twilight. Will that cause enough chaos to make it up to you?” She hugged him close, snuggling into his body.

Discord thought about it “potentially, especially since I am the one that wrote it and she knows it. We’ll see.” Discord chuckled a forced chuckle, it sounded as if he was uncomfortable. Cadence's smile spread across her face as she noticed this and she turned to Celestia and whispered in her ear. Celestia smiled and teleported all alicorns over to him. They all took to different positions around his forehead and gave him a kiss all at once. To which he squeaked out “what was that for?” His face burned a deep shade of red.

“We love you ya' big lug,” Cadence said she wanted to say it so that it would come off as more of a sibling love than a romantic one.

Discord picked up his tail and fidgeted with it “thanks I guess.”

“Aww, your blushing!” Celestia said as she smiled.

“AM NOT!” Discord said he was trying his best to hide his blush although it was unsuccessful causing the alicorns to giggle at his struggle. Discord started fidgeting with his tale some more.

“You know I think I would love some pampering, scratch me,” Celestia said as she changed the subject, she knew Discord felt uncomfortable with affection, only because he never got it much, that's why she insisted on doing the group kiss as well as telling him how much he meant to all of him. She pushed discord off the table and onto the chair she sat in front of him and laid down on the table. The rest of the group sat in their seats as well. “I have seen you do it to Flurry Heart. I was wonderrrrrrrrrrr. Ohhhh that feels so good.” She said as she melted into the table, he was always better at giving attention then receiving it.

“I guess I could give you a massage, only cuz we're friends!” Discord smiled down at Celestia. “Though you should get more of them your back is tenser then stretched, rubber bands.” He said as he focused on rubbing the knots out of her back, periodically stopping to give her scratches.

“I call next!” Cadence said getting increasingly jealous of Celestia's current relaxed condition.

“Oh, I want to go too!” Rarity said with a smile, she had massages before but not by any creature with claws or paws and she wondered if it would be different.

“You can all have a turn. We are all friends, so why not.” Discord smiled at his friends and noticed Fluttershy with a small half-smile and he was concerned. “Fluttershy are you ok?”

Fluttershy just smiled “I think we should talk over some tea later. For now, we can continue to have fun.”

“Are you sure you look like your-”

“Yes, Discord I am sure,” Fluttershy said with her heart beating in her throat she wasn’t sure what she felt discord at that moment but she hoped to sort out her feeling by tea. Until then he was distracted by giving out massages to his friends. She would use that time wisely to figure out whether or not she would date Discord. Was the feeling she had for him friendship love or love-love? She just let him continue to cause chaos as she thought about it, they all did.


Author's Note

That's all folks i have to say this was the biggest and most complicated story i have ever written and i think it ended up being pretty decent. If you end up reading this all the way through feel free to comment on what you liked and didn't like about it. It'll be a while before i try and attempt something like this again.

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