Scootapops!: The elite brony gamers' first food choice!

Scootapops!: Try our skinless flavor!

Scootapops!: When your body needs an excuse to have another energy drink, you can microwave one of these and call it a meal!

Scootapops!: There's a party in your mouth and this time you're still not invited!

Scootapops!: I can't believe it's not humane!

Scootapops!: Who knew the inside of a pony looked so much like pizza sauce?

Scootapops!: Where were you when they started making tiny ponies into microwaveable snacks, and how long did you weep when you first heard?

Scootapops!: Perfect instead of trying to kill yourself directly!

Scootapops!: No refunds.

A tribute to Fiddlebottoms, God rest his soul.

Co-written with darf.