It was a toss up, but given how much other sex writing I've been doing, did it seem feasible, or even desirable? Anyway, if you read the story wondering "when do they fuck" and then finished and are thinking "aw man, they didn't fuck yet!", then this is the chapter for you. Tell me what you hated the most and why, and check back in three weeks for your chance to win a trip to Cancun! Any winning of said prize would be entirely unrelated to me or this story, but if someone happened to show up and randomly give you a trip to Cancun, I say, take it! Take it and bring plenty of toilet paper. The end.