Clone-a-Pone™
Chapter 4: Observable Consequence
Previous Chapter Next ChapterObservable consequence, Day 1: Some people are staying inside. /mlp/ is under quarantine.
Observable consequence, Day 3: Pone-fighting rings begin to spring up in urban areas, ethics commission asked "Why didn't anyone think of this", no good general response.
Observable consequence, Day 12: People are walking their ponies in the street. Orgies break out at random and have to be dispersed by the police, who in at least fifty percent of occasions become involved in the orgies themselves. Clone-a-Pone™ is officially the second most profitable company in existence, next to another, slightly more profitable company.
Observable consequence, Day 15: Mass protests. Rioting in the street. People and ponies living together. I'm staying inside until the zombies come for us.
Observable consequence, Day 16: Lyra has a pony-butt. Ponies have butts and butts on ponies are pony-butts.
Observable consequence, Day 17: Are ponies inherently sexual? Is a clone inherently sexual? Are human beings inherently sexual
Observable consequence, Day 24: Everything mostly back to normal. Everyone who wanted a clone so they could enslave it permanently in their underground sex dungeon has been weeded out by a process perfectly determined to identify those types of people and not let them register accounts or something. Also there's a user agreement at the bottom of the page. Leave us alone. We deny all plausibility.
Observable consequence, Day 30: If you're with your clone, and you both get lonely, is it time to give up?
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