Rainbow Dash took pride in getting whatever she wanted. From whoever she wanted and whenever she wanted. You stood outside just below her totally awesome cloud house in the sky, neck craned towards the heavens in silence.

Droplets of warm water suddenly trickled down your cheek from high above. Swooping down from her cloud in one swift motion, Rainbow was fresh out of a warm relaxing shower. Her technicolor mane flat and glistening with the beautiful rays of the sun.

She was slender and built-in all the right places. Her rump a plump soft shape, muzzle pursed into a flirty little pout unlike any you have ever seen. She had heard about the other ponies who failed to catch your eye, but she wouldn't be one of them.

You felt beyond uncomfortable in front of this wet little mare. Watching as she swayed her rump in a sexy exaggerated motion. Lifting off her front hooves, she pressed femininely against your toned firm body.

Rubbing her delicate hooves across your chest, she let her warm breath caress over your neck in a truly flirtatious fashion. She had you perfectly in her grasp, one you would never escape. You shivered in anticipation and growing fear, watching in awe as the blue pegasus lifted her tail high to beckon for attention.

“Anon, can you check my bush?” She growled under her breath.

“Why?” You stuttered nervously.

“Mmm, to see if any one-eyed snakes are inside.” Rainbow jokingly smirked with a sly wink.

“Oh my Celestia!” You narrowed both eyes in place.

It might have taken six long hours. But you eventually were able to check all forty-two bushes that surrounded Rainbow's cloud house, not a single cyclops snake found in any of them. If you had to think of something, you probably figured it slithered off when you were not looking.

“Nope no…” You turned to face your friend with a proud smile.

Yet she wasn't anywhere to be seen.

You Thick Bastard!

Rarity had invited you over for a lovely cup of tea. But to your surprise, it was just a guise to be able to question you about a few things. So here you sat if barely at a quite undersized pink-colored table, legs scrunched up at the sides of Equestria’s most petite little chair.

“Darling, I'm simply going to cut to the chase.” Rarity sat across from you sipping on a dainty glass of hot tea with a gaze of seriousness.

“Please do, I'm actually late for a date with Pinkie Pie.” You sipped from your own tiny cup, pinkie finger barely able to fit into the handle loop.

“The girls have told me about you dodging them.” Rarity flaunted her slender hoof towards you in curiosity.

“Dodging!? I've spent all day with them!” You snorted in a playful reply.

“No, that you won't buck them, darling.” Rarity smacked her lips casually expecting a reply.

“I kicked Applejack already, who else wants to be bucked?” You quirked a brow confused.

“No, I mean to shag.” Rarity narrowed her dark blue eyes annoyed.

“Who's too shaggy? Is it Rainbow?” You replied confused.

“Pound?” Rarity scrunched her muzzle cutely.

“A pound of what? Sugar?”

“Screw.” Rarity sighed.

“I left my tools at home.” You gave an absent-minded blink.

“To give them your dick!” Rarity tossed her teacup aside, rage growing within.

“I don't have a private investigator to give!” You tossed yours away too.

“COCK! -- I'M TALKING ABOUT GIVING COCK!!” Rarity lifted onto the table screaming wildly.

“Rarity, I don't raise chickens!!” You leaned inward matching her anger.

“Dear Celestia, you're thick!” Rarity scoffed with a frazzled mane.

You watched her gallop off in anger. The door of her adorable boutique slammed shut loudly behind her, leaving you alone with your thoughts.

How dare she call you fat!?

One Simple Word.

Pinkie Pie watched you with unblinking ocean colored eyes.

You sat on the floor of her bedroom watching her just as intensely in return.

Time seemed to nearly stop.

The world seemed to merely fade away.

Pinkie nodded, the right words suddenly found.

“Sex?” She snorted cutely.

“Kay.” You smiled back full of warmth.

You've been waiting to hear that word all day.