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How did I end up like this? Normally, something like what happened to me would happen after meeting a merchant like most fics I read but nope, all that happened to me was because I just slept after killing Armogohma for more than ten times, why did I do that? Because everytime I killed it, my game would crash before I could save and after the tenth attempt I quitted.

FlashBack

Right now I’m Armogohma itself and I’m in the boss room of the Temple of Time, before my logical and inevitable death by the hands of Link, I experimented with my new body starting with my senses and how I moved with my spider legs.

As to what I see well, it’s like seeing two screens in front of you with one of them looking where I supposed was in front of me and one looking on top of me, the vision where I could see in front of me was extremely detailed, I could clearly make the difference between 2D shapes with 3D shapes, I bet I could see everything all the way to the horizon in Ultra HD because I could even see the drawings on the big statues in the room, and the vision I had on top of me was two times better, I tested my vision and I found out that I could switch between thermovision, nightvision, no not the nightvision you see with the goggles, I could see in the dark as clear as day, it was as if there weren’t any shadows.

For what I can smell well, my ‘nose’ is highly sensitive as I could smell the dust around the room as well as the hot air around the light rays in the room, I could even smell milk outside the room as well as many different smells that were outside the boss room like flesh and other things and for some reason, I wasn’t disgusted by these smells, I was able to focus on one smell only and I could even suppress all smell.

My hearing… My poor ears, I could hear everything outside the room like the circular saw cutting through the ground as well as the creakings made by the golems and the other monsters, I could also hear the cries of Lizalfos as they were cut down by something I guessed was the Master Sword, I could also hear Link himself drinking something, it was maybe to heal himself, I could focus on one sound or mute all sounds just like my smelling.

For what I could feel through my obviously unbreakable skin, I could feel the hot air going up as well as the cold air going down in the room, I could also feel microscopic things on my skin, bacteria I supposed, when I moved it surprisingly didn’t felt unknown to me, in fact, I could move around just fine without any problems, I exactly knew where I should put my legs to move forward, backward and sideways.

Now for my abilities, I couldn’t forget a single ability of Armogohma, I mean I battled the thing for ten times so there were no secrets for me, first is the laser beam shot through the big eyeball, for me it was where I looked on top of me, now how should I do this? Maybe if I intensely glare where I looked it could work? And sure enough, the point where I was looking started to burn intensely and the room was lighted with a crimson light, I stopped glaring at the spot and all went back to normal, even the burning spot I glared at started to renew itself, I couldn’t tell the difference in my vision as I didn’t see any light coming out of it, I just saw the point I was glaring starting to melt.

The second ability was the one to lay eggs, urgh, how do I do that? Do I just push like I was having a big crap? Wait, something’s coming out, no, seriously? That’s how I do it? I turned around and I could see a group of egg that were starting to hatch, and when they did, countless amount of little spiders were running around, some were even cuddling me while others were climbing on top of me, they were literal kids playing around, I bet that if an arachnophobic was in my place, then he would surely die of a heart attack.

Then I started to have chills because I smelled Link coming closer to the room, I could also hear him dodging the traps in the room just outside of here, I started to climb the wall and when I did I was surprised to not feel the gravity pulling me down, in fact, it’s as if the gravity shifted so that the ground was now the wall, it did the same thing when I tried to climb on the roof, for me, the ground was the roof and the sky was the ground, yeah it’s pretty confusing.

That’s when I had a thought about something, Link didn’t go around dungeons to kill random monsters no, he had different reasons for going in the many dungeons he went through, and the reason he came in the Temple I’m in is to get one of the shattered piece of the Twilight mirror, so if I give him the mirror, then he doesn’t have a reason to kill me, I need to find a way to get the mirror and give it to him without fighting.

“Hi, hello, hmmm.” I said, I could not believe that I could talk even if I’m a spider, in fact, I didn’t even move my arachnid mouth, the voice just came out of it like it was nothing and the voice itself didn’t sound threatening at all! That’s good, but now what about the mirror?

That’s when I felt like throwing up and when I did, the mirror came out, just what I needed, so before the mirror could fall on the ground, I kept it in my mouth which surprisingly didn’t have any saliva, that’s when I noticed that I didn’t feel hungry or thirsty, I could only feel tiredness.

But before I could continue my analysis, the door started to open, and Link was entering the room but before he went towards the statue, I jumped down and my body started to turn around in mid air while the gravity shifted, when I landed in front of Link, he was so startled that he fell back on the ground, that’s when I spitted out the mirror piece.

I could see that Link was still shocked by what was happening so I just backed away to let him have some space, that’s when Midna came out of his shadow with the same expression as him.

“This… is…. surprising.” She said while looking at me, she then started to go into a fight stance when she saw the baby spiders starting to rush for them but before they could attack them I growled making the spiders stop and retreat.

“It’s…. not attacking us?” She said while staring in shock at the retreating baby spiders, she then turned to me and fly towards me, when she was in front of me, she started to put her hand on top of me and because I didn’t want to be patted, I blowed her away with enough force to only send her flying into Link who fell back again just after getting up.

‘Tsk tsk tsk! It’s very funny!” She said while flying up again, she then picked up the mirror on the ground and looked at me.

“Thanks.” She said before going in the center of the room and summoning the teleportation spot or whatever. I suddenly wanted to throw up again and what I spitted out this time was a full heart container, Link looked quite pleased with that and came to pick it up, he turned to me and nodded before going to Midna.

“Goodbye.” I said before both of them could respond as they were already starting to teleport out of the Temple.

Curious about their reaction, I started to focus my hearing to out of the Temple itself and soon enough, I picked up the sound of the teleportation.

“What the hell? The spider could actually talk?” I heard Midna say, it’s love seeing or hearing the reaction of people.

“At least it was nice enough to give us the mirror piece as well as a heart container.” She said and I could hear Link grunting in joy, what the hell is his problem? I didn’t even know that you could grunt in joy.

“Let’s not waste time! We need to find the other pieces.” She said before I heard the sound of her going into Link’s shadow.

After that I stopped eavesdropping on them and I started to think about what to do now, that’s when I noticed that Midna’s teleportation spot didn’t vanish, so I started to walk towards it with the kids on my back and when I was on top of it, the thing grew larger to match my size, then I started to fade away.

FlashBack end

That’s what happened and now I’m in the Everfree Forest, how do I know it’s not like any other forest? Because up until now, ten Timberwolves, three manticores, two cockatrice and one hydra attacked me, and no I didn’t beat them, it was the kids who did it, they just had to bite one time and that’s it, the opponent is dead, now my theory is that me and the kids developed a highly and deadly poisonous venom.

And the kids were hungry compared to me so they ate up everything that attacked us, when I mean everything I mean EVERYTHING, also, they built a nest underground big enough to fit me in, in short, I didn’t do anything since coming to Equestria besides walking and sleeping.

That’s when I decided to take a stroll in the Everfree Forest without the kids and I immediately regretted this decision, not the one without the kids, but taking a stroll in the Everfree Forest because that’s when I noticed how huge I was, I mean I was bigger than a hydra, and that’s also when I noticed how useful it was to be unbreakable because my legs would destroy everything in their paths meaning that the trees weren’t blocking me.

I also switched into night vision with my hearing and smell enhanced because it was night and I didn’t like surprise attack.

After a while of walking around the forest, I heard cries and sobs and I could also sense a light smell of blood meaning that someone or somepony was in danger, I started to walk faster towards the direction of the cries, I didn’t run because I was already fast enough to get here, what I saw was cliché over 9000, there was Fluttershy crying on the ground with a wounded hoof with four Timberwolves growling at her, I guess it’s time for me to be a hero…

So I jumped on the Timberwolves because I honestly thought that my weight alone would crush them, which it did, I also closed my big eye to not scare Fluttershy too much because I knew that she would take me like an animal so until she does, I proceeded to clean the Timberwolves lifeless corpses.

When I finished, I turned back to stare at Fluttershy but before she could say anything, I picked her up and placed her on the spot where my closed big eye is and I started to rush to Fluttershy’s cottage while making sure that she doesn’t fall of or that the branch in the way doesn’t hit her, how do I know where her cottage is? I could tell thanks to the smell that Fluttershy left behind her way here.

It’s not even been a minute that I could see Fluttershy’s cottage between the woods so I started to slow down a little so to not alarm the animals, when I came out of the forest, I quickly went towards Fluttershy’s cottage and I knocked on her door, when it opened, I saw Angel bunny looking at me full of fear, I put one of my legs on the door so he couldn’t close it and I used another leg to pick up the unconscious Fluttershy from my back and I put her on the ground just in front of the door.

I started to make some thick web from my mouth and I putted it on Fluttershy’s injured hoof, I don’t really know how I made the web but I knew it wasn’t infected or anything, I just know it.

When I was done, I started to walk away leaving Fluttershy in her animals care, the animals themselves started to come out of their hiding when they saw that I tried to heal Fluttershy’s wound, I even saw some of her spiders bow to me, or did some sort of a bow before going to help Fluttershy.

“Tell her to not go in the Forest without somepony else.” I said before going back to the nest which shocked some of the animals before they all nodded while the spiders saluted me, I guess I’m some sort of a King to the spiders here.

“Let’s see what happens tomorrow.”

Author's Notes:

Here's a new story, I was inspired when I played Twilight Princess not long ago and here is a gamer turned Armogohma for the readers!

Hope you liked the chapter!