Ponyville Mare's Excessive Pranking Leads To Zombie Outbreak
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You can find headlines like this in any newspaper. Crammed somewhere in the back, bought from a smaller publication for a few bits to fill space. Most ponies laugh, if they spot them at all, and then move on. But one stallion took a particular interest in these strange stories and especially their protagonist.
After years of research and study, he's determined to track her down. One way or another, he will find this mysterious Ponyville Mare.