“So, you’ll pull my tail-“

“And I’m out of here.”

“Wait! Don’t you wanna throw the best party ever?”

A moment of silence. Then a sigh, “Yeah…”

“Then you’re gonna have to pull my tail when she’s in place,” she paused for a moment, “Well, my robot’s tail anyway. That’s gonna activate the ‘Surprise Party’ function.”

Whooves raised an eyebrow at that, “You have a robot duplicate?”

“You don’t?”

“…Touché, Miss Pie.”

“Threeshay back at ya! Then the robot’s gonna unfold into a party cannon and rain down confetti and cupcakes everywhere, and it’s GONNA BE SO AWES- !”

Whooves put a hoof to her muzzle while looking around, “Shhh! We can’t let her hear about this!”

“Let who hear about what?”

He flinched back as he whirled around to see Derpy standing behind him.

“Hello!” she greeted.

He felt a nudge on his back.

“Pssst! Pull my tail!”

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