One day, Spike gets turned into a toilet. This isn't such a big deal for everypony else, as it is for him.

Then things get worse. Far worse. In fact, so bad, you're better off not reading this.

Seriously, run while you still can. Spike now has integral plumbing, therefor he cannot.

Slightly edited, but mostly pre-read and 100% collab with none other than anonpencil.

Marked cancelled on purpose because we shall never speak of this again.

EVEN WORSE TAGS INCLUDE: transformation, submission, farts, watersports, scat.

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This was... a 3 year project between myself and anonpencil. And by "3 year project", I mean she threw the collab idea at me, gave me a gdoc, and it took me 3 years to actually write. I did the roughly 3.5k word middle, pencil did the beginning and end. Trust me, she wrote the more tame parts of this story.

I was really drunk, and on my own shitter writing this. Happeh hella late burfday, pencil!

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Review!

This is flattering, but please stop drinking.

-My Toilet

actually gagged. I am SO so proud of you.

-A pencil who's non a.