When I was not a filly, I found it rather silly
To think that I would be a pony here one day
I had fanfics to read, didn't know that I should even heed
Threats of Marehood that left me here to stay
You should be careful what you ask for, I don't know if this life's for meeee!

I'm a pony, trapped here forever!
Now my pe-nis is gone and my links to home are severed
And though I'm oh so far a way, I wish that I could saaay,
That I wasn't trapped here foreveeeeer
and now I see that I'm really not, so cleveeeeeer

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