The date was the fourteen day of the month of October in the Year of Our Lord two thousand and nineteen Anno Domini. I am aware that I just contradicted myself somewhat there with unnecessarily stating both Year of Our Lord and Anno Domini in the same sentence, given that by all translations they mean the exact same thing, but we are not here to consider such things in the broad planes of the mighty universe in which we exist and comprehend little. I shall now stop spouting drivel and get onto the story, concerning a Jacobean fellow.

"HEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JAAAAAMES!"

Not you! Not you, James! I meant the other James which I write about with regularity (as I write about some things with regularity, and some things I don't write about with regularity, and it is silly). Jimmy Hook was in his room, as he was want to be, and looking at his computer screen. As I previously mentioned, the date was October 14th, and it had been two days since the final episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic had aired in the United States on October 12th (boo for Brits, who have to wait until April for the same episodes). Jimmy's reaction to the episodes had been mixed to say the least. The final song was touching, thought he, and a wonderful tribute to a great community. But the resolution of the episode before that had not been so good, in his opinion.

No, don't say he was just a whiny fanboy whose bug waifu didn't get reformed and was instead reduced to a pile of calcium carbonate. Nor was it the fact that Tirek was also dumped in a pile of calcium carbonate and left to become an interesting accompaniment to future horticultural features all across the palace gardens. No, it is the enemy-

Wrong. Universe. Entirely. Go away, Boreale.

"AH'M BAHLD!"

And Jimmy isn't. Quite the opposite. So go away.

ANYWAY, Jimmy was a mixed bag of emotions. And he was feeling especially edgy today. So he went onto Equestria Daily, and typed the following 'blog'. I call it a blog, but the result did not necessarily fit the description of a blog, and more closely resembled a rant, which I have done my best to keep to a PG rating.

WHAT THE HELL HASBRO? SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL? SHE'S JUST A KID, HASBRO! WHY DID YOU EVEN THINK TO DO THAT TO HER WHEN SHE'S JUST A FLIPPING KID! YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN US A GOOD, VALID REASON FOR HER BEING THE WAY SHE IS, BUT NO! YOU WERE TOO LAZY! INSTEAD, YOU DUMPED HER IN TARTARUS AND THEN REDUCED HER TO A PILE OF CONCRETE! WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Without taking a moment to look at the incoherent jumble of thoughts he had just written, Jimmy hit 'post' and watched as the website suddenly lit up.

Yikes, somebody needs to take a chill pill.

Are you OK Jimmy?

Let me guess: you're gonna rant about the lame Grogar reveal as well. That was pretty rubbish too.

Jimmy rolled his eyes. "Oh well, they'll never understand. Fuck them."

Jimmy, as you can pick up from the context of this here conversation I am relaying, was exceptionally composed of annoyance and frustration over the ending of the 25th episode of the 9th season (The Ending of the End, Part 2 for those going by episode titles), which had dumped the villains of the past season in stone, thereby leaving no doubt as to what Hasbro wanted to do with the reboot in a year's time or two. Time for tea, I think.

Anyway, Jimmy felt he needed a break from all the bickering and shouting that was flying about on the internet whilst people discussed the future of the fandom and how the show rounded off the story. He got out of his chair (as the only other option was to fall through the floor. This was messy and needlessly inconvenient, not to mention awkward, and he had only just finished repairing the floor from a rampaging bull demolishing it, so he was in no mood at all to do the floor again). He went down to his outer door, and turned into his living room (just to clarify he turned in order to go into his living room, and not what you otherwise might think of the matter).

Sitting on a table was another hairband, colored cream. Jimmy was on form with headbands, as well we know from another tale recounted on here:

It was late when he got back, and as he stepped through the door, he spotted something on the floor next to the doormat. It was a pink hairband, though why it should be inside his house was beyond him.

He put his bags down, and picked it up. He felt a sudden jolt through his body, and as he staggered back in surprise, he suddenly got stomach cramps.

“I’m gonna be sick!” he exclaimed, as he ran to his bathroom and locked the door. He flicked the light on and looked in the mirror, and what he saw shocked him.

Jimmy walked away from it. "Nope, I am NOT falling for that again!" he said. As he sat in his chair, he heard an odd whirring noise.

"Oh golly, how I'd love to get out of here!" it said.

Jimmy glanced about himself. "Who was that?" he said.

A loud whooshing and roaring noise started up, and the hairband took to the air. It flew along and lodged itself in Jimmy's hair. "No, not again!"

His hair suddenly began to shrink back and pull itself up his head, as he got to his feet to run before this day got any stranger. Compressing atop his scalp, his hair turned from brown to an icy blue, and began to roll itself over and curl many times, before settling on a pile of curls in a not hugely ordered fashion split by a headband. His mouth and nose merged together, followed by his teeth flattening, and they collectively pushed forward on his face, stretching and breaking the bones in his face as his eyes widened to an impossible degree for a human, the eyeballs growing in size alongside the eyelashes and retina, combined with reddish eyes as opposed to his original blue eye color. His ears popped into nothingness and remanifested themselves on top of his head. Of course, with his changed ears, his red glasses fell down and smashed into nothingness. Not long after that, his neck grew longer until it looked like a giraffe. He also gained freckles on his newly changed face. Remember somepony else with freckles whom Jimmy has previously changed into?

"Why me?"

His hands morphed into a pair of hooves as the joints in his elbows cracked, followed by his back stretching which exposed his belly button to the viewing world. He clenched his now pony teeth as arm like constructs of bone and muscle popped out of his shoulders, tearing holes in his shirt, and these soon were covered in feathers. Wings. He had wings. He could fl-

His thoughts were interrupted when an intense pain started up in his groin, followed by his voice rocketing up in pitch as his Adam's Apple vanished and his manhood got sucked into his body, followed by two blobs appearing underneath her. Pain built up in her butt again, and was then released as her tailbone lengthened, a tail exploding out of her back with such force it tore a hole in her pants. This soon rolled itself up into curls, and was held in place by a braid. It too was the same color as her mane.

Her legs snapped backwards, and her feet shrank into hooves, followed by her entire body shrinking so much she was the size of a filly. The remains of her clothes were far too big for her, so she slipped out of them courtesy of her wings. A coat of pink fur covered her entire body, including her wings, followed by a wave of energy as Jimmy Hook ceased to exist.

"What?" the tiny filly asked, looking about her in confusion. "How did I get here? I should be at the school of friendship!"

Suddenly, she teleported somewhere else, and was in a large cavern with Chrysalis and Tirek. There was a wall of rubble nearby. "Get digging, Tirek!" Chrysalis ordered.

"At once, Lady Chrysalis!" he replied, and began to throw rocks aside ineffectually.

"Golly," Cozy Glow commented, flying upwards and looking around. "Is there a way out?"

"Through that wall," Chrysalis replied. "Our victory over those fools may have been temporarily postponed, but the torch of victory still burns brightly for us!"

Just then, her horn went out. There was a moments silence.

"Well, this makes it hard to see," Tirek said. "Does anybody have a match?"

In that moment, Cozy teleported again and fell into a bush outside the School of Friendship.

"Are ya Ok?" called Apple Bloom, running over to her.

"We saw you crash into that bush!" Sweetie Belle added.

"No offense, but that was some terrible flying," Scootaloo said. "What?"

"I'm Ok," Cozy Glow replied. "I just wasn't looking where I was going."

"Be careful," Apple Bloom sighed. "Shall we go fer lunch? It's lunchtime."

"Sure thing!" the pegasus filly squealed, and the four friends headed into the lunchroom, as friends.

Because, magic stealing? When did that ever happen? Really?

Little did Cozy realize, a human girl who looked just like her was watching from nearby. "Why?" she asked. "Why is he now changing into all the characters I've been?"

Author's Notes:

Alright.... so y'all wondering what the heck happened in regards to this type of transformation that happened to me? Well, I will get to that in a little bit. First off, two things:

1. The portion that is in italics is a reference to my EG Sweetie Belle TG TF, aka The Belle Rings True. Link to it can be found here:

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/425396/the-belle-rings-true

2. That sentence at the end of which EG Cozy Glow was watching her pony counterpart from nearby, that's actually in fact a reference to Katrina's (aka Misty Rose's Self Insert OC) transformation into EG Cozy Glow from The-Blue-EM2's story 8 Magic Nights. Thus she became the first person to transform into Cozy Glow, albeit it was Female to Female. (Of course, I'm the first to do the Male to Female portion of transforming into Cozy Glow of course X3)

Link to that story can be found here:

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/430278/8-magic-nights

Now onto why this particular Cozy Glow that I got myself transformed into:

1. As indicated by the long summary and beginning portion of this story, I was not pleased with the two fates that Hasbro did for of Cozy Glow in two different Season Finales for of MLP FIM: First fate from the Season 8 finale had her chucked into Tartarus. Second fate from the Season 9 finale had her encased in stone along with Chrissy and Tirek. I mean.... -sigh- I don't care that she is a villain Hasbro. SHE'S JUST A FILLY!!!!! ;-;

2. This 'particular' Cozy Glow that I got myself transformed into is a Alternate Universe Cozy Glow. And in my AU setting, Cozy Glow was never evil in the first place and just... well... a normal innocent filly, sort of like say... some of the An Innocent Glow stories you might of seen from CozyGlow57.

Before I close out this Author's note, two things:

1. Be sure to spread the use of the Hashtag #loveandrespectforcozyglow if those support that despite Cozy Glow's role as a villain, deep down... she's just a child. ;-;

2. Here are some sad shots of Cozy Glow back in the day before the Season 8 finale....