Author's Notes:

Loot 70.3: Here.

Luna,

Do you remember when you thought defibrillation should be classified as a necromantic usage? I'm sorry I doubted you. It would make a lot of life-saving equipment very hard to justify legally however. Turns out Twilight managed to get herself alive again.

Somehow.

Seriously could you make sure she's not technically a ghost possessing herself?

Love,
Celestia

To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

I'm sending my sister anyway because this entire ordeal needs someopny qualified to appreciate just how bizarre today has been. I can understand why you informed that poor family of the story you did, but I do rather wish you had chosen a story which featured him going painlessly to make mourning less unpleasant.

Please go to bed Twilight, I'd like to take a few hours to get a drink.
Anon, prepare for immediate teleportation upon recieving this letter.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia