Author's Notes:

Not in response to anything 2Merr sent exactly but I thought it'd be a nice addendum to 86.4

Dear Pinkie Pie,

My sister, niece, and I will be firing what I suspect will be a great many ponies in the near future.

We are requesting temporary lease of an industrial strength party canon from which they may be fired. Confetti bursts are negotiable, but the ponies in question should survive the landing.

I don't pretend to know how you will accomplish this but I have the utmost faith in you.

Your friend,
Princess Celestia

PS. If you feel that neither I nor Princess Luna should be entrusted with an industrial strength party canon, we will need to charter your services as well.