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Dear Princess Celestia,

It’s honestly not that bad, maybe a Purple 2 at worst. She can handle it. Scootaloo on the other claw... might need help. We’ll see how it goes. I’m not legally allowed to talk about the specifics of what happened, though. Sorry.

Your best dragon,
Spike

Hey Sunscreen,

Fuck yes.

Love, Anon

P.S. - Would it count if Twilight randomly fell into a coma or went to the hospital for a month? Just curious.

P.P.S. - If I don’t make it a full month, can I get a movie night with you instead? I’ll let you pick the movie.