Dear Princess Sunspot,

Today I’m pretending to have learned that emotionally manipulating people* is bad. I’m still going to do it, but I’ll be more careful so I don’t get caught in the future.

Your amoral husk,
Stinky Twinkie

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* It’s me or Spike 90% of the time. I don’t know if it’s because we’re the only boys she hangs out with or because we’re not ponies. Either way, I’m glad Spike called her out on it. The little guy’s growing up so fast if he’s already got his own bullshit detector.

Love, Anon

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