Dear Princess Hot Mess,*

Applejack simultaneously sets the best and worst examples.

She sets a good example by sticking to her word. When she says she’ll do a thing, she does it. If only I could learn such a skill.

She sets a bad example by constantly saying she’ll eat her hat if she’s wrong. She has so many hats.

Your star-spangled planner,
Twiconderoga

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* Cleanest mess I’ve ever seen.

Love, Anon