Dear Princess Solaroid,*

Today I learned that shrinking yourself down to the size of a baby does not make it acceptable to suck your girlfriend’s tits in public, nor does it give you an excuse to throw a screaming tantrum when told to stop said titsucking. I will be more discreet with my public indecency in the future.

Your sucky-sucky for good lucky,
The Nippler

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* A solar Polaroid. You guys don’t have Polaroid here.
Earth: 1 | Ponyland: 0

Love, Anon