Dear Princess Sun’s Out, Buns Out,

Today I learned that telling Anon to do something will sometimes cause him to have an uncontrollable urge to do the opposite of that thing. It’s a rare medical condition he was born with it and it’s very tragic. As such, his refusal to pay his horse taxes is my fault and mine alone. Any and all legal repercussions should fall solely upon me.

Your faulty fall guy,
Tinkles