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Tia,

I never mentioned a relationship, that was all you. I understand you want my hot monkey bod, but you have to control yourself for the time being. You're a princess, after all. You can't just throw yourself at someone without first getting to know them on a deeper level. You need to set a good example for your midget horses.

Love, Anon

P.S. - "No Expectations" is my middle name.