2.50 PM

Today, as an April Fool's joke, I hid eighty radishes all around the castle, and told the guards that whomever finds all eighty gets a special reward.

And would you believe it, one of my guards actually found them all.

He came to me with the radishes, and asked me if the joke was that he could keep all the radishes as the special reward.

I told him no, that would be too simple.

The joke was that it wasn't as much a competition as it was to see which one of my guards would have enough free time to go finding all those radishes rather than guarding my castle.

So, I fired him.

Oh, how I laughed!