At Equestrius Academy, Spike was walking through the hall to his next class, until Pinkie bounced over looking as hyper as ever.

“Hi, Spike!” she greeted.

“Hi, Pinkie.” Spike greeted back.

“Whatcha doin'?” Pinkie asked slyly while leaning closer to him.

“On my way to math class.” he answered.

“Nice. Ya got any plans for after school today?” Pinkie continued.

“Not exactly.”

“That's great!” Pinkie cheered, “I mean, it's great for us.”

“How so?” Spike raised a brow.

“When was the last time you and I spent some quality time together outside Eden?”

Spike thought about it, “Can't seem to recall.”

“Exactly! I mean you've been hanging out with the rest of the girls outside Eden as of late, so now I want to have a shot.”

Spike stopped, and smiled, “Ok, Pinkie, what do you have in mind?”

“Just meet me outside after school. I'm taking you to someplace I get all my best comedy props.” Pinkie smirked.

“I'll be there.” Spike promised, as the two headed off for their next classes.

---

When school came to an end, Spike met up with Pinkie outside, and the girl dragged him off. Later on they arrived at a joke themed shop.

Spike looked up at the sign, “Cheese's House of Laughs?”

“The owner of the shop and I have a mutual love of comedy and jokes,” Pinkie explained, “And like I said, I get all my best props from him. Come on inside, I'll introduce you.” the two entered the store as the bell made a honking sound rather than a ring.

Spike looked around the store and saw it was indeed filled with every prop and joke items imaginable, from classic whoopie cushions, squirting flowers, joy buzzers, rubber chickens, fake dog do and stuff you won't find anywhere else.

Spike whistled feeling impressed, “It's a joker's paradise.”

Suddenly in a poof of smoke appearing before them was a guy with brown hair, and wearing a yellow suit, “Welcome to Cheese's House of Laughs! I'm your shop owner and party guy Cheese Sandwich!” he declared, as confetti poofed around him.

“He sure knows how to make an entrance.” Spike told Pinkie who nodded and smiled.

“Cheese, you old joker you!”

“Well, if it isn't my dear friend Pinkie Pie!” the two hugged.

“Store's looking funny and great as always.” Pinkie looked around.

“Naturally,” Cheese replied, before spotting Spike, “And who do we have here?”

“This is my sweet friend Spike,” Pinkie put her arms around him, “And I brought him here to see all the different props and joke items I get for my routines.”

“Well, I love seeing fresh new faces around my shop.” Cheese admitted.

“I got to admit, Mr. Sandwich...” Spike began.

“Please, Mr. Sandwich is my father. Call me Cheese.” he insisted.

“Cheese. I have to say I love what you've done with the place.” Spike looked around.

“Well, thank you. I like to make sure my customers feel an air of liveliness when they shop here.”

“So, Cheese, got anything new in stock?” Pinkie asked.

“As it so happens, we just got some new items you two may be interested in,” Cheese looked to the front desk, “Boneless watch the counter.”

Spike looked seeing Boneless was just a rubber chicken. He shrugged and just followed Pinkie and Cheese to the back of the shop.

Cheese brought over a box, and spoke to the two, “Ok, we have right here a new improved squirting flower!” he showed them a squirting flower that shot a bit of water out.

Spike made snoring sounds, as Pinkie spoke, “Not enough.”

Cheese picked up a tube and squirted some red goo onto the back of his hand, “Fake blood... Or is it?”

“Ew, no way!” Spike said feeling repulsed.

Cheese pulled out another item, “Super Stink Bomb?”

“Pass.” Pinkie answered.

Cheese brought up a small fake head, “Shrunken head?”

“No.” Spike rejected.

Cheese picked up another fake head the size of a regular one, “Regular size?”

“Mm, no.” Pinkie rejected.

Cheese suddenly picked up an even bigger sized fake head that was bald and had a stern expression on its face, while laughing maniacally.

“NOOO!!!!” Spike and Pinkie screamed.

“Why would anybody want anything like that.” Spike asked in shock.

Cheese picked up another item, “Trick Gum!”

“Mm, ok.” Pinkie accepted it.

“Headlight glasses?” Cheese offered.

“Ooh.” Spike took them.

“And direct from the land down under, the boomerang bow-tie.” Cheese held up a blue bow-tie.

“Come in purple?” Spike asked. Cheese pulled out a purple version of the boomerang bow-tie that Spike accepted.

“So anything else ya got?” Pinkie asked slyly.

“Oh, I got plenty.” Cheese admitted, as the two started looking around for more stuff.

---

Afterward, Spike and Pinkie left with their backpacks filled with stuff, “So now that we got the stuff, up for trying them out and getting into a little mischief?” Spike offered.

“Let's go.” Pinkie smirked, as the two took off for the city.

(Setting the Woods on Fire)

The two were in the park arm in arm frolicking around without a care or who was watching. The two snuck up behind a group of valley girls sitting on a bench. The girls were so focused on their phones, they didn't realize Spike and Pinkie slipped a bunch of firecrackers under the bench before taking off. When the firecrackers started popping and exploding, the girls jumped off the bench screaming in panic, while Spike and Pinkie watched from behind a bush laughing.

Pinkie found a group of punks, before grabbing a water balloon and tossed it right at one of them soaking him. When the punks saw Pinkie waving happily at them, they were about to go after her only for more water balloons to rain down on them. They looked up and saw Spike sitting on a tree branch with the water balloons close by. The punks decided to go for Spike, but as they got close to the branch he saw sitting on, dropping down from it were catapults that slammed cream pies right in the punks faces. While they were disoriented Spike and Pinkie made a break for it.

The two stopped before the park's huge fountain looking at it. Spike flicked a penny into it, before Pinkie pulled a small blue capsule from a box labeled Sud-Bombs. She flicked it into the fountain and suddenly the whole fountain started filling with thick foamy sudsy bubbles. As several people in the park were shocked by what was happening with the fountain, Spike and Pinkie held hands and danced around the fountain.

Spike and Pinkie walked through the park before spotting a bike rental stand. When they saw a two person bike, their eyes lit up and raced over. The two rode the two person bike around the park with Spike up front and Pinkie in back. Both of them laughing and cheering their hearts out.

“Pinkie, this has been so much fun!” Spike said.

“I'm glad you think so. Normally I do these kind of shenanigans with Rainbow, but I'm glad I got to share this with you.” Pinkie replied.

“Your brand of pranks and humor is one of the top things I really like about you.”

“Aw, Spike. If I weren't peddling back here I would kiss you.”

“We can do that later, but right now we should get this bike back to the rental.” Spike suggested.

“You're right.” so they peddled on back to the rental to return the bike.

---

Later on, the two returned to the tower and entered the living room. There they were greeted by their friends, “Well, look who finally returned.” Sunset began, while giving the girls a sly smile.

“You two look like you've been having fun.” Applejack noted.

“We sure have.” Pinkie confirmed.

“The best.” Spike added.

“Quite the pranksters you were today.” Rainbow added.

“What do you mean?” Spike wondered.

“It's been trending since school ended, darling.” Rarity said, showing them recorded feed of both Spike and Pinkie pulling their pranks and having fun in the city.

“Wow, never would've guessed people would be recording us.” Pinkie said.

“And we're viral.” Spike noted.

“You should be lucky you two weren't arrested.” Twilight warned them.

“Twilight, they were just harmless pranks.” Pinkie assured her.

“Yeah, not like we scarred anybody.” Spike added, only for Twilight to sigh and roll her eyes.

“Here, we got some gum for you all, want any?” Pinkie offered them.

The girls each took a stick of gum, and began chewing on it, “We'll be upstairs.” Spike said, as the two headed upstairs to unpack.

As the girls chewed their gum, Rainbow suddenly looked and saw the girls tongues turned black, before spitting her own gum out, “Rainbow, spitting is rude, but doing it indoors in front of others is even ruder.” Rarity scolded her.

“Girls, we've been had.” Rainbow warned them.

The girls took their gum out and looked at their reflection in the nearest mirror, while Rarity looked at her pocket mirror to see the gum Pinkie offered them turned their tongues black. Rarity shrieked, as the girls cried.

“Pinkie!” Twilight and Applejack shouted, as they could hear Spike and Pinkie laugh from upstairs.

---

That night in Pinkie's room clothes from both Pinkie and Spike were discarded on the floor, while in the bed was Spike laying down on his back with Pinkie on top showing Spike a good time.

Pinkie ceased her moving before climbing off Spike and laid down at his side, “Not a bad way to end the day, huh?” Pinkie asked.

“No kidding. I'm amazed that you can apply your stamina to this as well.” Spike said in surprise.

“You'd be amazed at what I can do, cute stuff.” Pinkie said, as they rolled over to face each other and started to kiss.

Spike deepened the kiss as he stuck his tongue inside her. As Pinkie's tongue intertwined with Spike's, the girl wrapped her arms around Spike holding him closer to her naked body.

When the two came up for air, they smiled happily at each other with Spike nuzzling into Pinkie who nuzzled him back.

“Goodnight, Pinkie.” Spike whispered.

“Goodnight, Spike.” Pinkie whispered back, as they fell asleep in each others arms.

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