I sit here on the floor waiting for Flutterbat to finish cleaning my wound when I hear a pop and see Twilight appear in front of me with her tail in my face and turn my head to the side saying, "Hello little statue, I see that Pinkie finally set you free."

Twilight jerks her head around and glares back at him, not caring that her rear is in his face saying, "SHUT UP, I DON'T WANNA HEAR A SINGLE WORD FROM YOU RIGHT NOW." She then jerks her head back forward and uses her magic to lift the toilet seat up and quickly hops up on it, then turns around and sits down as her tail hangs off the edge and stares at the wall intently. She forces herself to forget about there being two others in the room with her, one of which isn't wearing any clothes and attempts to relieve her bladder.

I turn my head to look at Fluttershy and start to speak, "Does she really plan to..." only to hear the sound of water falling into the toilet bowl as Twilight lets out a pleasant sigh.

Flutterbat stares at Twilight as she relieves her bladder in front of them and rolls her eyes saying, "Yep...she does, and isn't nervous at all about how close she is to a male vwhile she's peeing. That is a bit unpleasant for us you know, I am trying to disinfect a wound and you are emptying your bladder in front of our very eyes."

She jerks her head to the side to glare at Fluttershy, only to notice it isn't her and says, "OH...it's you, I do apologize for the unpleasantness. But do you have any idea what this male did to me and put me through!"

The vampire rolls her eyes and says, "Not like I care vwhat happens to you, but do tell, I vwould like to be entertained vwhile I replace this bandage."

Twilight sighs as she continues to relieve herself, the stream becoming louder as she fully relaxes and says, "Well there I was, taking HIM to see Zecora..."

I listen to her version of the story as Flutterbat chuckles once in a while at a few things that have happened to Twilight, actually laughing at how I used her as a sex table while Zecora laid with her back on top of Twilight's and played with her ear as I was driving into her. I chuckle and say, "Oh don't act like ya didn't enjoy some of what we did while you were helpless, yer eyes were on Zecora and ah the whole time. Besides, ya needed to be punished in a way for forgetting to tell me that Zecora was heavily affected by the season!"

Twilight stops telling her story to glare down at Roger and say, "Why are you blaming me?!" while ignoring a slight blush beginning to cover her cheeks.

I then ignore the building stench of urine in the air and shoot back saying, "Because ya didn't warn me about Zecora...at all! Now she is going to become a mother in just over twelve to thirteen months because of yer failure, and also because Fluttershy turned into Flutterbat when ah had to find somepony able to change my bandages after mah wounds reopened."

She looks away with slight embarrassment for a moment and then returns to glaring at him saying, "Well you seemed to be enjoying yourself a bit for not wanting to add to Ponyville's population..."

Rainbow hovers quietly near the covered window and holds a hoof over her mouth, fighting her desire to burst into laughter at what Twilight got herself into and takes off towards Applejacks to stop the building problem thinking, 'Oh Celestia, how much fun a few of us will have when this gets around. This will entertain us for at least half a year, I can't wait to tell Applejack!" before taking off like a shot towards Sweet Apple Acres.

Applejack is with her sister stacking the barrels at the back of the barn when she hears a whoosh as Rainbow enters the barn, sliding to a halt in front of her saying, "Hiya Rainbow, what's got ya in such a hurry?"

Applebloom looks at Rainbow as she leans her mouth close to Applejack's ear, whispering something she can't hear, and says, "What's goin' on, can't ah hear what ya two are talkin' bout?" and starts to walk towards them, eager to find out the big secret.

She gasps and says, "Twilight did WHAT?!?" and continues to listen in and says, "That's goin' on RIGHT NOW?!?"

Rainbow pulls away and looks outside for a moment, gazing at the sky just above Roger's house, and turns back to Applejack saying hurriedly, "Yeah and it's steadily getting worse, the argument is starting to attract windigoes. You should get goin' because I have to get going to Wonderbolt practice, otherwise I would try to help."

Applejack nods her head and says, "Alright, ah'll git goin' then." She then turns to her little sister and says, "Sorry sis, but ah gotta go deal with an argument before it gets out of control. Ah'll be back as soon as ah can and help ya finish cleanin' and stackin' the barrels."

Applebloom sighs and drops her head saying, "Awwee...ah never get to help out with anything other than chores. When will ya realize that ah ain't a little filly anymore and tell me what's goin' on?"

She sighs, realizing that her sister is right and says, "Ah know ya are, but this is a very big problem because of what season it is right now. If you can get the rest of these barrels cleaned up and dried when ah git back, ah'll tell ya what happened okay?"

The little sister beams and runs up to her sister, giving her a big hug saying, "Really, ya mean it?!"

Applejack nods her head and hugs her back saying, "Yup, ah do sugar cube. Ah will tell ya bout it only if ya git the rest of these barrels cleaned and dried by the time ah return from Roger's farm."

Applebloom smiles widely and hurries off to start cleaning the remaining barrels saying, "Ah will git right on that and have 'em all done and ready to stack when ya come home."

She then turns around and looks at her little sister saying, "Ah'm countin' on ya sis, thanks fer tellin' me Rainbow."

The little sister turns around and picks up a soapy rag, then starts to scrub the inside of another barrel furiously as she hears her sister talk to herself saying, "Ah can't believe Twilight accidentally froze herself due to stress again... She can be so silly sometimes." causing her to giggle lightly and think, 'I wonder why that only ever happens to Twilight though...'

I sit here as Flutterbat is giggling away at what happened to Twilight and stare back at Twilight and say, "Why don't ya just accept that it is yer fault that ah was ambushed by Zecora!"

Applejack opens the second door and enters the house to hear shouting coming from upstairs and sighs thinking, 'Ugh...when are ponies gonna act their own age and take responsibility for their actions'

Twilight flushes the toilet then shouts back, "I can't believe you actually used my frozen body as a sex table and let Zecora tease me while she was getting railed from behind by you, I can't count how many times I was forced to hear her screams and moan in pleasure...IN MY EARS!"

She rounds the corner to see an odd sight before her, vampire Fluttershy is laughing at the two's silly out-of-control argument while Roger is sitting naked on the floor while his wound slowly runs down his back and pools onto the floor, and Twilight is sitting on the toilet. Unable to contain herself at the odd scene, she briefly laughs for a moment and says, "Would ya all stop and take a look at what's around yall? Roger's bleeding while sitting on the floor bare ass naked, The aggressive vampire Fluttershy is laughin' at ya both, and Twilight's sittin' on the pot doin' her business. What's wrong wit' yall?"

The princess sits on the pot and looks at Applejack in embarrassment saying, "I had to pee extremely badly when Pinkie freed me, so I didn't care that Roger saw."

I then shrug my shoulders and look back towards Applejack saying, "Could ya flick the second switch closest to the door upwards, it really stinks in here." and feel a hoof strike the back of my head lightly and say, "Well it does, and ya really sounded like a racehorse that just finished the race and had to go."

Applejack nods her head and looks for the switch, hearing a clop followed by an audible 'ow' as Twilight says, "Well forgive me for forgetting to go this morning, stressing out past my limit over neglecting to mention that Zecora goes into season before we do, therefore accidentally freezing myself in the end because of that, and being forced to hold it for three hours while you and Zecora got it on and used me as a sex toy!" She then flicks the switch up to hear a fan turn on and chuckles at hearing it in more detail from Twilight saying, "Ah understand that yer angry at Roger fer treatin' ya that way, but ya both are partly responsible. Though you share a bit more of the blame for Roger not knowing about Zecora beforehoof, and the rest of the blame is on Roger for bein' a little harsh and teasin' ya like that. It was a bad joke Twilight, but it was still just a joke to get even with ya."

I then grin and realize an opportunity to make her blush and say, "Yep, so either shit or hop off the pot and finish putting the bandage on my back."

Flutterbat continues to twitch on the floor with a smile and says, "S-Sorry but I'm not in any shape to...hahah...finish it, that was just vway too funny for me."

Twilight blushes and slides off the toilet, putting the seat down then takes a breath and says, "I'm sorry for being so mad at you, I was just embarrassed with what happened. Let me finish putting the new bandage into place, can you please give me some room Fluttershy?"

She looks up from her spot on the floor and gets onto her hooves saying, "Please call me Flutterbat vwhen I'm in this form, I have to leave so Shy can make sure her pets are taken care of because Roger vwants me to vwatch over him tonight." and makes her way out of the room.

Applejack watches Flutterbat leave with a smile on her face, then turns back to stare at Roger in disbelief asking "Did you just make friends with Flutterbat?"

I nod as Twilight makes her way around me, avoiding to look at my manhood and say, "Yep ah did, ah really do need to start baling that field. Since yer here Applejack, think ya could help us out and toss bales up to Rarity so she can stack 'em on the wagon while ah drive the team?"

She takes a few seconds to consider it and says, "Well ah should git back to the farm and help stack the rest of the barrels while Applebloom washes em, but ah think she'll take a little while to git 'em all cleaned. Is there anythin' ah can help out with in the meantime?"

I look at her and then nod my head saying, "There is, think ya could handle feedin' the chickens and collect their eggs while Twilight cleans me up and ah help her clean her coat up?"

Applejack sighs and nods her head saying, "Ah'm gonna hafta hogtie that rooster of yers so ah can collect the eggs, alright?"

I chuckle and nod my head saying, "Ah thinks he likes ya cause he attacks me too, he talked yer ear off after ya tied him up that one time right?"

She nods her head saying, "Y-Yeah, how'd ya know?"

I grin and chuckle saying, "Cus that's his way of sayin' he respects ya, but he will still attack ya each time ya enter his territory."

Applejack smiles and says, "Well ah reckon ah should get to wranglin' that ornery rooster of yers, let me know when yer ready to start." She then turns around and makes her way out of the house to wrangle that rooster and tend to the chickens.

It takes them both thirty minutes to finish replacing his bandage, cleaning Twilight's coat, and getting dressed again in fresh clothes before I exit the house with Twilight in front of me with a damp coat as she trots a few steps and shakes her body to try to get rid of the moisture on it, making me chuckle and say, "Why don't ya fly around for a bit, maybe that'll dry you faster since ah hafta bail that grass first before harnessin' up Charlie and Angel and hook them up to the flat wagon."

Twilight smiles lightly and says, "Thank you for helping me get clean, I am sorry for not warning you about Zecora. I shall take a little time and go find where Rarity went to."

I watch her flap her wings and say, "She may be with Aloe and Lotus trying to get some blood out of those clothes I had on, so try the spa or her boutique."

She looks over her shoulder at Roger and says, "Thanks again, I will try the spa first. See you when I return Roger."

I watch as she takes off and then make my own way towards the 4240 to hook it back up to the baler, reaching it and then unhook it from the mixer once more. I hop up into the seat and then start it up, then put it in gear and drive it out of the shed towards the baler.

Twilight soars through the air, enjoying the crisp air that is flowing over her coat and wings as she darts through a couple of clouds when she glances towards Roger's farm. Seeing how small it looks from how far away she is, she changes direction and makes her way towards it to gaze at how it looks from the air as Rainbow sees it.

I see a soaring purple dot in the sky heading towards my farm, knowing it is Twilight, and slowly engage the PTO. After hearing no issues, I then put the tractor into second and take off at a slightly slower pace. I put my left arm on top of the fender and drive the baler over the outer rows of grass, watching as it picks up the rows and notice that I should try to make the row a little narrower the next time.

She glides through the air, twisting her wings a little to circle around Roger as he sits on the tractor and continues to drive along making small, green bales of grass and thinks, 'I wonder how many bales he has on that other field, I think I'll go kill some time and count them all.'

I lose track of time as I make passes back and forth over the field, watching Twilight occasionally hover in place for a few seconds before moving and repeating the movement. I wonder what she is doing as I turn my gaze forward to watch where I'm going, then look over at how many rows are left and see none left and grin as I realize I'm almost done.

Rarity teleports back to the farm and hears the sound of an engine running coming from somewhere on the farm and looks around to find it, finally locating Roger on a tractor baling the other field and makes her way towards the house carrying the spotless green shirt, pants and undergarments to set them all on the table.

I finish the last row and idle the tractor down, then disengage the PTO and finally set the brake before hopping off of the tractor. I look at the back of the baler and see a finished bale sticking out about halfway, deciding to pull it out with my hands to clean out the remaining grass bale that was being made by the baler. I then yank gently on the heavy bale, feeling it slide towards me a little each time. I finally get the bale out and let it fall to the ground completely before releasing my hold on it, then look inside the chute to see that there is about a quarter of a bale already made and decide to toss it to Charlie and Angel. I then return to the seat and release the brake and put the tractor in gear, then begin to carefully steer the tractor between the rows of bales and back towards the driveway.

Twilight resumes counting the bales as Roger makes his way to the driveway, eventually finishing her count of bales thinking, 'Wow I can't believe he got 600 bales off those two fields, that is quite a few.' She then makes her way towards him to let him know of the count.

I stop near Charlie and Angel's paddock and call out, "Hey Charlie, Angel, ah have a small treat for ya before ah put ya to work pullin' the bale wagon!" I then go about digging into the chute to pull out the leftover bale, carefully guiding bits around the strings and tossing them over the fence rails as my two draft horses come out.

Angel is the first to dig in and says, "It is about time you put us to work! We were getting really bored just moseying about in this pen, are you going to be harnessing us up pretty soon?"

I look to Angel as Charlie focuses more on the snack and say, "Yep ah am once ah drop this baler off and hook the tractor back up to the mixer, and ah'm gonna have another pony helpin' me with getting your harnesses in place. So once ya both get that snack taken care of and satisfy yer thirst, start stretching before we begin so ya don't have an accident like that one year with Big Red. Oh, how ah miss yer father Angel, he could almost pull that wagon on his own."

She hangs her head a little as she is reminded of him and says, "I miss him too, he was such a hard worker. He taught me a lot though, and each time I harness up, his legacy continues on and I honor him."

I approach her as she picks up a bunch of grass and starts chewing it, reaching out to scratch her big head saying, "Bring yer big heads over here so ah can show ya some love."

Angel sighs happily as her owner rubs her forehead and continues to eat the grass saying, "It still makes me laugh with how much he hated mice and rats though."

I laugh and nod my head and say, "Yeah, he made it a game whenever he found one. He'd kick 'em and see how far he could make them fly. He actually succeeded in making one strike the house though, because ah was inside makin' dinner when ah heard a thunk against the house. Ah go out and check it, only to find a rat lying dead on the ground near the house and a red spot where it struck.

Twilight lands and frowns saying, "That's a mean thing to do to a poor innocent creature, better not let Fluttershy find out about that because that will really upset her."

I look back at her and shrug my shoulders saying, "Different world, different rules. Rodents are considered pests to us farmers cause they build their nests in grain bins, haybales, and anywhere else there is plenty of food for them. Because of that, they spread diseases around that get people and animals sick. Ah don't plan to, but ah will ask her to find the rodents that do live where they shouldn't and have them move."

She then nods her head and says, "That would be more preferable than teaching them how to fly." She tries to hold back a chuckle but fails.

I rub Angel and Charlie's head once more and resume pulling the grass out of the chute, then toss it over the rail to the horses. After throwing the last bit of grass over, I walk behind the baler to where the twine box is and raise the tension plate before winding the spools back up so they are tight. I then make my way back towards the seat and call over to Charlie and Angel, "Make sure ya both stretch yer muscles a bit and warm them up, we got bales to haul today." I then look to Twilight and say, ready to go drop off this baler so ah can drop off the tractor?"

Twilight smiles and says, "Yep, I am ready, lead the way."

I then hop back into the seat and idle the tractor up, then shift to third and slowly take off. As I make my way back to drop this off in the boneyard, I wonder if ah can get a few of those antique implements restored to working order. I reach the boneyard and back the baler to its spot, then look over to Twilight and say, "Alright Twilight, ready to learn how to unhook this baler?"

She beams a big smile and excitedly shouts, "YES!"

I chuckle at her enthusiasm and idle the tractor down then say, "Okay, well there's a jack near the front of the tongue. It must first be rotated vertically 90 degrees so the plate is at the bottom, there is a pin with a spring between the jack and the frame that must be pulled and held while turning the jack. Once the pin is past the hole, the pin can be released while continuing to rotate the jack until it falls back into the hole with a click due to the spring's tension. With the jack in the proper position, move a block of wood squarely underneath the plate and then turn the handle left or right to make the plate extend towards the ground. Do ya see the spot closest to the tractor where there is a bigger and longer pin connecting the baler to the drawbar of this tractor, Twilight?"

Twilight looks for what he described and nods her head saying, "Yep, is this the pin for the jack?"

I then chuckle and say, "No, that is the pin that connects the baler to the tractor. The jack looks like a small tube with a turnable handle that folds against the cylinder, it has a red, sort of circular knob on the end of the handle where it is held with a hand or a claw. Ya need to watch the spot where the baler and tractor are connected for space to appear between the tongue of the baler and the drawbar of the tractor. Once there is space between the two, ya can pull the pin. Now go ahead and give it a try Twilight, use the jack to raise up the tongue so ya can pull the pin. The pin on the back of this has a spring lever to press down first to be able to lift the handle up and pull the pin out."

She then attempts to do it herself and searches for the jack, finds it lying horizontal with the ground and the handle against the cylinder. She begins to locate the pin between the jack and the frame, and uses her magic to grab and pull it, then uses her hoof to rotate the bottom plate to the right a little and releases her hold on the pin. She then continues to push the jack down when she hears a loud click as it falls into place, causing her to smile with glee as she is succeeding with this task. She then looks around for a block of wood, finding one just to the left of the baler, and sets it into place. She then grabs the red knob and pushes it up and over, then looks at the baler's tongue and starts to turn the handle to the left.

I watch as she cranks the jack up and decide to remain silent to let her figure it out as I hear her say, "Silly me, wrong direction."

Twilight gets it going the right direction as the tongue finally lifts off of the drawbar, then moves her gaze to the front pin and studies it for a moment. She then depresses the lever on top of the pin, and pulls on the handle. Seeing the handle swing upwards, she pulls it upward with ease and says, "Yay, I did it!" and prances happily in place.

I chuckle at her display and say, "Yes ya did Twilight, this is one of the easier implements to disconnect. There are others that have hoses ah like to plug in a certain way. Now follow me while ah return this to the machine shed and reconnect it to the mixer."

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