Of Farmers and Ponies
Chapter 17: Chapter 17: A New day dawns
Previous Chapter Next ChapterMarch 3rd, Spring of 2020
Twilight is unable to sleep very long and gets up off the couch to use the restroom when she hears loud snoring coming from the bedroom and chuckles saying, "No wonder I can't get any sleep, those two could wake a sleeping Ursa Major." she then turns and heads towards the bathroom. After taking care of her business, she stops at the top of the stairs for a moment and doesn't want to sleep on the couch anymore. She then turns and makes her way to Roger's room to sleep with those two snoring trains. She then walks through the door and then thinks, 'I can always just cast a deafening spell on myself so I can't hear them.' Stopping at the bed, she then spots an open space beside Rainbow Dash and then crawls up next to her. She then settles in for a good night's sleep and pulls the covers back over her, then finally casts a spell on her ears to mute out the snoring and sighs happily as she drifts off to sleep feeling nice and warm.
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Rainbow remains asleep as her unconscious body slowly rises up off the bed from her spooning position, pulls the sheets away from her body and slowly pushes Roger onto his back. Her eyes then slowly open and travel up and down Roger's sleeping body, stopping at his article of clothing that is preventing her from getting at what she is after. Maneuvering her body, she uses her front hooves to slowly pull them down to reveal his member. She stops when it is in full view and then lowers her head down towards it and lightly licks it once, then pauses for a moment and then continues on licking it.
After a few minutes of licking, it slowly begins to lengthen and stand up as Rainbow then parts her lips and then takes the tip into her mouth, then bobs up and down in a slow-motion to make it harder.
She then lowers her head all the way down when it enters her throat, causing her to lightly convulse and pull back up. Her body then stops and lays down on its side, when she then gets her hoof wet and runs it between her two cheeks to moisten herself for what comes next.
After a bit of moistening herself, Rainbow then stands up and straddles Roger's body with her front hooves on top of his chest and her rear near the object it wants. She then begins to slowly lower her rump for it to enter her, until her body feels it kiss her in the wrong spot and then lifts her rump to try again.
It takes a few tries before it finally hits home, and she sinks her rump all the way down. She then breathes a little quicker as she then starts to raise and lower her rump, slightly faster each time.
I feel something furry messing with me and slowly open my eyes to see that it is Rainbow Dash sitting on top of me, my eyes then travel down as I then feel a hot, soft, and tight sensation around my member and then look up at Rainbow's face and then softly say, "Uhm...whatcha doin Skittles?" I don't get an answer and then wave a hand in front of her face, only for it to be ignored completely by her. I then sigh as I realize that she is doing what my ex-wife used to do all the time, having no choice but to let her continue or risk injuring her seriously by waking her up.
Twilight feels a soft bouncing that wakes her from sleep, then rubs her tired eyes and then looks around to see what is causing it. Her eyes then land upon seeing Rainbow Dash sitting on top of Roger's groin, causing her eyes to widen in surprise and shock as she realizes what is going on and shoots up and takes in a deep breath to yell at them both.
I then see Twilight shoot upright on the bed and then use one hand to pull her over by the mane, quickly letting go and then covering her mouth with my hand, using the other hand to keep her head close and then whisper loudly into her ear, "Don't ya dare make a commotion or ya may wake 'er up and might cause her serious harm, she is sleepwalkin. Will ya stay quiet and not try to wake her? Just nod your head if you understand."
She then quickly nods her head and blinks her eyes quickly to force herself to calm down, then feels his hand leave her mouth and then exhales her deep breath and then softly says to him, "How long has she been at this Roger?"
I look at her and place my hands behind my head and then look at her then says, "Well, I first woke up with her bouncing on top of me. I asked what she was doing and even called her Skittles, but she did not respond. That was when I realized that she was a sleepwalker like my ex-wife was, I am as shocked to see this as you are. If I had to guess, I would say that she has been at this for about twenty minutes."
Twilight then sighs again and says, "Okay, I am going to find Luna and ask her for her help so please try to hold on as long as you can."
I then nod and place my hands on her sides lightly and then says, "Okay I will hold on as long as I can, but I am not sure how long that will be. So hurry up and then find out how we deal with this."
She nods and then sighs and says, "I am going to feel this in the morning..." then bashes the back of her head against the headboard and falls to the bed unconscious, finding herself in the Dream Realm and takes off running for the door to exit her dream to look for Luna.
Luna is patrolling the Dream Realm when she sees Twilight galloping towards her and then says, "Twilight, what brings you to seek me out?
Twilight then skids to a stop in front of Luna and then pants for breath and says, "Please come quick, it's Rainbow Dash. She is doing something she shouldn't while she is asleep, her future may be altered should we fail to take preventative measures. You will understand immediately once you get inside Roger's room, he is holding on as long as he can. Please do keep as quiet as you can because she can be injured if she is woken suddenly. If you see me laying on the bed in a weird way, don't worry about me because I did that to myself so I could find you in a hurry."
She then nods and then gallops after her, heading for her own door out of the Dream Realm and says, "You are wise to seek me out Princess Twilight Sparkle, when a pony walks in their sleep it is very dangerous to wake them up unless it is handled by me. I shall be over in a few moments after I reach my door out of here."
I then feel myself getting closer to the edge and try to force myself to hang on by thinking of my ex-wife, which seems to work when I focus on how she treated me. My attention is drawn away when I suddenly see a shadowy form pass through the wall and stare intently at it, wondering what it could be when I then see a pair of cyan eyes appear out of the mist and look in my direction and gasp when she sees exactly what Rainbow Dash is doing and then raise my hands in surrender as Rainbow Dash unconsciously moves her front hooves to each of my hands and grips it firmly. I then look desperately into her eyes and then say softly, "Please help me Luna, ah'm holdin on bah a thread here! Git her to wake herself up, and git off of me before an incident can occur and change her life ferever."
Luna shakes her head free of the anger that is building up and then sighs and nods her head, laying down saying, "I cannot do anything out here to help, but I can help her from the Dream Realm. How long can you continue to hold on?"
I then think for a moment until Rainbow starts grinding her hips against me, momentarily distracting me before I respond, "Ah won't lie to you, ah'm in serious trouble 'ere princess. If ah had to guess, ya'd be lucky if I lasted a minute longer. So ya better hurry and do yer thing in the Dream Realm, ah'll hold as long as ah can."
She then nods and closes her eyes, going into a trance to enter the Dream Realm to find Rainbow Dash's door in a hurry. She then races down the hall looking for the right door, then locates it and rushes into the room to find her on a bed with an unfamiliar pony appearing to be a female having male genitalia driving hard into her and tries to dispel the dream but finds herself unable to. With a couple of other choices left, she then trots up beside the bed and then clears her throat to get her attention.
Rainbow's eyes are clouded over in bliss as one of her friends from Cloudsdale is helping her to get through her heat cycle from two years ago, when she hears a voice come from someone in the room and then says, "Is everything good Lucky, you feeling okay?"
Lucky then chuckles and says in a sweet, higher-pitched voice, "Oh yes RD, everything is just great. It is so great that I am very close now, just a bit more and we both will be very happy."
Luna then clears her voice again and then says, "I'm sorry to intrude on your memory Rainbow Dash, but there is an emergency that you are needed for. Therefore I must ask you to wake up immediately."
She then looks at Luna with shock and then tries to get up but is forced back down and then answers, "OOF, I'm a little busy right now Princess Luna, can I finish this memory at least?"
She then looks at Rainbow and then shakes her head no saying, "Unfortunately not, for your body is in danger right now. Please wake up at once before something happens."
Rainbow cocks her head as her friend starts thrusting harder, apparently really close when something slowly clicks into place and then says, "Why did you say it like that unless...oh buck! Thank you, Princess Luna, goodbye!" She then wakes from her dream as her rump falls down and smacks something, feeling a pop from deep inside before being rocked by her own sudden orgasm saying, "OH BUCK!" feeling her wings shoot out and brush against either side of the room as she feels herself squeeze tight, making her body shudder and go rigid.
Luna opens her eyes as she hears Rainbow shout and watches in horror as her wings shoot out and her body shudders and goes rigid saying, "I was too late...I...I failed."
I then squeeze her hooves tight as I feel her clamp down on my member and shout, "OH FUCK, GIT OFF GIT OFF NOW!" but I watch as her body locks up as my member starts twitching, then begins to shoot its payload deep inside of her.
She is hit by another orgasm as she feels a wet warmth come from deep within her womb and then says, "No...no..." She then feels her body collapse forward onto Roger's, continuing to convulse and squeeze as tears slowly fall from her eyes. She then starts to cry openly and sobs saying, "I-I can't believe it, y-y-you a-a-actually came that deep inside of me. Nopony has ever been that deep inside of me before." She then sobs a bit more before saying, "I have to go home now, I need to clean myself up and get this stuff out of me because moon tea does not work on me." She then slowly pushes herself off of him when she feels his member pop out of her tight confines and squeezes hard to keep it from leaking out and making a mess on the floor, she ignores the wet slap as his member falls onto his skin and moves to the edge of the bed. She then carefully gets off the bed and glances back as tears stream down her face and then mumbles, "Goodbye Roger." before heading past Luna and then turns towards the bathroom to push the stuff out of her.
I then look towards her and then say, "Rainbow Dash, ah'm sorry that happened. Ah just couldn't do anything once ah reached my climax, ah haven't had intercourse in a very long tahm. If ya should ever need help, all ya hafta do is ask." I then replace my underwear and then wait for Rainbow to finish with the bathroom before I go in to use it.
Rainbow dash then looks back before heading out the door and says, "Thank you for apologizing, I know it wasn't either of you at fault when this happened. That is on me for forgetting to mention that I sleepwalk, I appreciate your concern for me. I will keep that in mind and will let you know if I need your help later, but I need to deal with this right now so goodbye and goodnight." She then walks out of the room, giving a soft smile to Roger to let him know that she isn't mad. She then leaves the room, heading for the bathroom to clean up.
I then see Luna sobbing on the floor and then sigh, getting up out of bed and head over towards her saying, "Luna, ya know that she wasn't mad at you right? She doesn't blame either of us for what happened, ah'm at fault as much as she is." I then stop beside her and then kneel down and pick her up like a newborn calf and then say, "Easy there Princess Luna, I am just carryin' ya to the bed so ya can be comfier."
She then lets her head hang as she continues to lightly sob saying, "I-I failed to help one of my subjects, I don't deserve to be a princess. I am not worthy of ruling Equestria, I wish I could just disappear and return to the moon."
I lay her onto the bed gently and then get back into bed and then pull her against me and whisper into her ear, "Don't say that Princess Luna, it is true that ya could not help Rainbow Dash this tahm. But stop to think about it, ya just can't be everywhere at once. Yer sister would really be upset and worried if ya just disappeared, and the element bearers would miss ya too. Ah would also miss you because ya saved mah lahf Princess Luna, just calm down now and remember that ya have an important job to do in the Dream Realm."
Luna then cries into his shoulder at being needed here and loved by her friends and family saying, "T-Thank you, Roger, it means a lot to me hearing that. You are right though, I can't always be there to help other ponies. I can only do what I can to help those that I can find, and do my duty for the citizens that find solace and peace in the Dream Realm." She then kisses him on the cheek before laying back down, shifting her body around so that her back is against his chest, and goes into a trance to return to her duty in the Dream Realm.
Rainbow gets up onto the tall toilet with some difficulty and then sighs saying, "I can't believe I fell into the toilet bowl, at least whoponyever used it last flushed... Now to sit here and find out how much is in there." She then looks down and then gasps as she sees that her stomach is swollen and then sighs again and says, "I can't believe that there is that much stuff inside of me, just how pent up was he? Well, I just hope that there is no egg for those little guys to find, or I will be pregnant this time around. Lucky for me that my futa friend is sterile and shoots blanks, that helps me survive the heat cycle." She then relaxes herself down there and then feels it start to run out of her in a thick stream, watching her stomach remain the same size for a minute before finally starting to shrink and then says, "Buck there's a lot in there, must have been at least a gallon or two in there." She then sighs happily as it is finally out of her and then starts to relieve her bladder, hearing it trickle down and fall into the large bowl, and then sighs with relief as it comes to a stop. She then removes some toilet paper from the roll and then wipes herself clean, then drops it into the bowl and pulls the handle on the bowl. She hears it violently suck the contents down the drain, and then sighs and says, "Now I can go home and shower myself so I don't stink tomorrow for Wonderbolt Practice." She exits the bathroom and then exits the house, closing the doors behind her, and then heads for home with her legs still wobbling.
I then sigh and say, "Ah feel really bad for what happened tonight, ah'll hafta think on a way to make it up to her. Wait a minute, ah think that there may be some morning-after pills in the cabinet from when my niece was here when I was in rehab. I will hafta find her tomorrow sometahm and give 'em to her." I then wrap my arms around Luna before falling back asleep after hearing Rainbow leave.
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Luna then continues to patrol the Dream Realm, quickly responding to any nightmares that pop up once in a while and continues to worry about Rainbow Dash and then remembers that she is still sleeping beside Roger in his bed. She then stops her patrol and then returns to her body, finding herself in a firm embrace and chuckles softly. Shifting into the shadows, she then reappears in the room beside the door and then says, "Good night and sweet dreams Roger Sheridan, this is farewell for now." She then returns to the shadows and heads back to the throne room to finish her patrol before somepony notices she is not in the throne room. She materializes from the shadow behind the thrones and sees her sister tapping a hoof, not looking pleased for some reason.
Celestia then looks at her sister and then asks her, "Where have you been Lulu, do you know what time it is dear sister?"
She then hangs her head a bit, then answers her, "I apologize Cece, it is time for us to begin raising the sun and lowering the moon. There was an important issue involving Rainbow Dash that I had to deal with right away, but was too late in stopping it."
She then nods her head and then says, "That is correct Lulu, I shall talk with you about what happened after we finish raising the sun. So without further adieu, let us go to the balcony and then begin."
March 4th, Spring of 2020
I then rise from my sleep, finding Twilight snuggled up against me in my arms again and chuckle lightly. I worm my way out of the embrace and get off the bed, get dressed, and then whisper into her ear, "Goodnight Princess Twilight, it is tahm fer me to start the daily chores." I then kiss her forehead and walk out the door to do the morning chores.
Several hours pass by when Twilight finally opens her eyes, feeling a bit groggy this morning. She then starts to get off the bed to use the restroom, when she winces in pain as her head feels like it got whacked with something hard. As she sits there on the pot, she then starts remembering what happened last night and then fully wakes up saying, "Ah hope that Rainbow is alright after what happened last night, I will have to talk to Roger about it."
With the morning chores finished, I then continue to make pancakes, bacon, sausage and scrambled eggs. I then hear hoofsteps coming into the kitchen and then say, "Mornin' Princess Twilight, did ya sleep well? Ah have some Ibuprofen here if ya still have a headache."
She grumbles and then says, "Thank you Roger, I will take you up on that offer. I did sleep well last night, despite what happened. How is Rainbow Dash by the way, did Princess Luna manage to stop the incident from going further?"
I then sigh and then grab the bottle of Ibuprofen, open it and set two tablets onto the table in front of her, grabbing a glass and filling it with water and set it before her as well saying, "Well she did succeed in waking Rainbow Dash up, but was just a few moments to late before the finale struck. Ah have something that ah need ya to take to her right away after ya finish eating, do ya want bacon or sausage this morning? Would ya like orange juice, apple juice, or alcohol?" I then chuckle at seeing the state her mane is in and then say, "From the way your mane looks, ah do think you slept very well indeed, Bedhead."
Twilight then cocks her head and feels her mane, immediately finding out that it is in a messy and wild state and gasps before blushing furiously before sighing in defeat. She then picks up the two small pills with her magic and sets them in her mouth, then picks up the glass and takes a drink from it and says, "Okay then, I will try some sausage please, as well as some apple juice. I do hope that Rainbow Dash does not wind up pregnant from last night's events. You better be there for her if she does wind up pregnant, or you will have a few mares that shall be unhappy with you."
I then sigh and say, "Ah know Princess Twilight, those pills are what human females take on my world if they do not wish to become mothers the morning after their nightly activity. Ah said that if she ever needed assistance, all she has to do is say something to me and ah'll help however ah can." I then turn the stove off and set the food onto plates, then take it all to the table. I then grab two plates from the cupboard and set one before her and one across from her, returning to the kitchen to finish setting things out for breakfast such as the apple juice, silverware, butter, syrup, salt, and black pepper for the eggs. I then grab a couple glasses for the juice and set them down by our plates and then begin eating breakfast.
The minutes pass by in silence as all the food disappears from the table as Twilight sighs happily saying, "Those pancakes were really good, that sausage hit the spot as well. Maybe I should start to have a little meat at my castle, thank you for breakfast Roger. I need to get going so I can get those pills to her."
I then nod and then stand up and then say, "I shouldn't do this because these pills are prescription only and ah could git into trouble, but can you not say anything about it?"
Twilight then nods and then says, "Yes I will not say anything about it, thank you for being concerned and taking responsibility."
I then head to the bathroom and then retrieve the bottle and set it before her and then say, "Read everything on that bottle before you give it to her, that way you understand what the information says. If you want to take a few pills out of there to study, go ahead. But make sure that you two are in a quiet and secluded place, then ask her if she has any allergies to any medicines. If she doesn't have any that is great, but if she does, read the ingredients thoroughly to see if there are any she can't have."
She then takes the bottle and then tucks it away and says, "I shall get this to her right away, I will see you later Roger. Have a good day, and please do be careful about your injury." She then gets up and then heads for the door, opens it and then closes it behind her before setting out to find Rainbow Dash.
I then finish up and wash the dishes, then exit the house to get started on deciding whether or not the trees growing around the old elevator can be turned into lumber or if they should just be ground up into wood chips. I then head over to the small shed and put my ms 291 Stihl 20" chainsaw into the box, along with the two-cycle fuel and bar oil. I then drive the scooter out there, then start to look at the trees closer and sigh saying, "These won't be good for lumber, they are not very straight. Should I just turn them into firewood or wood chips then?" After thinking about it for a bit, I then decide to just turn them into firewood. I then pull out the chainsaw and get started on bringing the trees down carefully before cutting the limbs off the trees. I then take the time and remove the branches too small to be worth the firewood and toss them aside into a pile, taking me at least 3 hours to finish the task before heading back to the shed to park the scooter.
A half-hour later, at Rainbow Dash's home
Twilight then knocks on Rainbow's door and watches as she answers it with red eyes and then smiles softly and says, "Hi Rainbow Dash, I am here to speak to you about something that can help you out after last night. May I please come in so we can talk about it?"
She then thinks about it for a moment before sighing and nodding her head, opening the door for her friend and letting her in. She then closes the door and then says, "What do you think you can do to help me not get pregnant by all the stuff that came out of me?"
Not letting doubt get the better of her, she says, "Rainbow, I know for a fact that Roger is concerned for you. He is so concerned that he gave me something to give you once we discuss it, because I need to know if you have any medicinal allergies."
Rainbow then cocks her head and then takes a seat on her couch and then says, "Okay, well have a seat then Twilight and tell me what he gave you. As far as I know, I don't have any allergies."
Twilight then smiles and then says, "That is good to hear because Roger told me to make sure that we both understand this medication he gave me, and to make sure that you weren't allergic to any of its ingredients. Now then lets start by telling you what exactly is in this bottle that he gave me..." she then pulls the bottle out in the open and then continues, "These are pills made from certain ingredients that assist a human female or a mare help prevent a mistake they may have made the night before, preventing the aftereffects such as pregnancy and childbirth. Now before you become desperate to take them, please listen closely because these have specific instructions to follow or they could prove dangerous to your health Rainbow Dash."
She then calms down after hearing what the pills do and then breathes saying, "Okay Twilight, I am listening intensely now. So please tell me everything that I need to know about it."
Two hours later, back at Roger's farm
I then head over to the big machine shed and bring out the 1455, drop off the current head and then head over to where I put the grapple bucket at and attach it. After doing that, I then head towards the brush pile to pick up the branches and then take them to the hole to light them on fire later after they dry.
About an hour later I then look at my phone and see that it is already 4p.m and then head over to grab a dump wagon to put the wood in. I then hook it to the back of the tractor and connect the hydraulics before heading off to collect the wood, parking it to the side where I can access it.
It takes me a few trips back and forth with the wagon before I finally have the wood picked up. I then stop and look at the time and see that it is already 5:30p.m, I then pick up the rocks on the driveway and dump them into a pile in the boneyard somewhere and get started on the evening chores.
After finishing the evening chores, I then wipe the sweat off my brow again and then sigh saying, "Another days work is done, now I should go find Rarity and see if she would interested in washing my hog barn for me." I then go to where my beat up truck sits in the long shed and then drive the old '82 Ford F-150 out and drive down the driveway towards the town.
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